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PoliticsRe: Buhari Gets Listed On Chatham House Website by JurassicPark: 6:24pm On Feb 23, 2015
I don't know how far APC will go with all these propaganda

Forgeries, Lies and Deceit aren't hallmarks of the Change they chant like a mantra

We need to see what APC has for Nigeria put in black and white in print and on social media platforms.. not empty and baseless issues having no bearing on the quality of leadership they claim to bring on board should they win the general elections
PoliticsRe: Prediction Of Pastor Osinbajo's Future by JurassicPark: 1:33am On Feb 23, 2015
senorova:
I'm so stunned at the naivety that oozes from these posts.
What's wrong in a pastor or professor who from all indications has no past record of indulgence in political misdemeanor contesting for vp? It's people like you that see good things and destroy them.

You better start posting reasonable comments other than posting sentimental, biased, baseless rantings.
If you take a brighter look, you may be the one with a baseless and biased ranting here

A man truly called by God does not share tables with ungodly men in the name of Nigerian politics.

Except he's denounced his calling, that is if he was called in the first place

Psalm 1:1
PoliticsRe: Prediction Of Pastor Osinbajo's Future by JurassicPark: 9:39pm On Feb 22, 2015
Nigerian Politics is a dirty Game

For a pastor prof to be involved in it is a Shame

If he is rubbished in the end, he bears the Blame

Anyone who disputes this must be very Lame
PoliticsRe: A Police Out Station In Kwali-abuja by JurassicPark: 6:43pm On Feb 22, 2015
Lol

The policemen here will probably be wretched-looking may be wearing shorts and slippers grin

..and they will be specialist when it comes to arresting straying fowls and animals of the villagers


Ridiculous!!
grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got This Two Jobs, Pls I Need Your Good Advice by JurassicPark: 4:06pm On Feb 17, 2015
vickylala239:
Diamond!!! I hate target more Dan anytin!!!!

I once went for a job interview!! @ d process Dey strtd telling Mi target stuff.instantly I knew am Nt cumin bck,Wat Eva is d outcome.after d interview Dey gav Mi anoda form.I ran home wit d form NEVA to return.
Immediately I got Hme.I ran to kitchen direct,Chai I Cum imagine my suit n d stress,preparation I made.not knowing target rubbish.

Chai see as I cut down my Afro Jst for. Dat rubbish interview

After 4days Dey send msgs n called me.I told dem I Dnt wnt any job with target. Dat I Dnt Hv a shoe for Dat.
grin grin
PoliticsRe: How Fashola Looted N402bn Lagos Funds - Elombah.com by JurassicPark: 7:44am On Feb 15, 2015
Only blind and tribal Lagosians would dispute this fact..

Juxtapose the revenue Lagos generates tru out fashola's administration to the lagos u live in today, what you see is a cruel short-change. All they do is to use state revenues to fund political aspirations and personal luxuries.

Due to elections, you hardly find the LIRS officials picketing business establishments in Lagos whereas, normal operations shouldn't cease all because of elections if their hands were 2b clean

they come to campaign grounds to scream "we'll fight corruption" like a mantra when they are already sinking deep in the sea of high profile fraud

Say "yes" to Freedom of Information not secrecy

All these "change" addicts should explain to us the type of change they are expecting..cos all I've been seeing is "negative change"
PoliticsRe: Kiki Osinbajo, Daughter Of Yemi Osinbajo, APC VP Candidate [Photos] by JurassicPark: 5:07pm On Feb 13, 2015
cheesy cheesy this is crazy... You are a Goat!!

kestolove95:
I don see gej black ugly dota,i don see osinbajo own nd buhari own..
D winner is still zahra from buhari prick
Follow by Kiki frm d profs diick.
Gej own na ogogoro form her not sperm
PoliticsRe: Number Plate That Reads GMB 2015 by JurassicPark: 11:03am On Feb 13, 2015
Dear GMB fanatics,

Should GMB lose at the 2015 polls, monies and support would have gone down the drain but pls bear in mind that there will be no room for violence whatsoever..

Therefore, everything should be done in moderation cos one "camp" will surely bite the dust smiley
PoliticsRe: He Burnt His PVC Because Of Election Postponement (Picture) by JurassicPark: 5:02pm On Feb 09, 2015
These Northerners need massive orientation..many of 'em

The older generation can't inspire the younger generation..

All they know is destruction
undecided
PoliticsRe: A Former Dictator Is A Better Choice Than A Failed President - THE ECONOMIST by JurassicPark: 5:17am On Feb 06, 2015
Trash!

When the foreign media jumps into issues of a sovereign state waving a biased flag, this is what they churn out

Should Nigerians mortgage this country to TINUBU and his allies, then we are in for a very long Haul
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Demands Oil Wells/Ministerial Slots From Buhari - National Daily by JurassicPark: 12:24am On Feb 05, 2015
"Nothing goes for Nothing"
APC and their "cabalistic" & "clanist" approach to governance. The development of Lagos under Fashola favours majorly the elites. projects have the elites in mind first before other lagosians

I have always said "BUHARI" is not a democratic candidate for Nigeria.

I watched him @ a rally use a military term to refer to PDP as "the other camp" as if we are gearing up for a war.

They talk about corruption as if it wasn't GEJ's administration that signed the FoI bill into law. He always insist that the best way to tackle corruption is to block the loop-holes. Buhari has never spoke of any method except throwing people into jail.

If any of you frequently navigate the corners of this nation, you will feel GEJ's positive governance as against past leadership.

No one believes in the Nigerian dream more than GEJ

Even Fashola knows that GEJ means well for this country and for APC to take over power @ the centre will be a very Big miracle and so they had to hire foreign campaign managers to sell FALSEHOOD and PROPAGANDA to sway the votes of nigerians to their favour, even the literate ones which amazes me.

APC is fully aware that should they fail this time, GEJ's accomplishments will become so obvious that they stand no chance come 2019 the reason they are all out to deceive people in the name of change

Which nation will invest so much in infrastructure and not feel the drained effect of outflow of resources?

If previous administrations had sincerely done their bit towards infrastructure development, would this present government commit so much into the same project?

A man won't starve to death when he has millions of dollars stacked up in his bank account.

If what APC call wastage brings us good roads, new and upgraded airports, railway lines, schools etc, then we need more of such wastage!

A broke country does not die not even when quality infrastructure is in abundance

APC can continue to spread the lies and hatred..

Nigerians put your thoughts in black and white #NigeriansThink
RomanceRe: One Reason Why A Woman Should Woo A Man by JurassicPark:
... whatever rocks your boat smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by JurassicPark: 12:07am On Jan 28, 2015
Tottenham go hear am 4 Wembley #TrueBlue
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Past Haunts: As Lagos Youths Protest by JurassicPark: 8:55am On Jan 22, 2015
highlandre:
Paid agents of the PDP. No sensible Nigerian would protest against progressive Change that Buhari stands for!
What is progressive about voting a president who has only a WAEC certificate wanting to rule a country full of intellectuals?
PoliticsRe: Certificate Saga: Withdraw From Presidential Race, PDP Tells Buhari by JurassicPark: 4:08am On Jan 22, 2015
So now for our mind, a man wants to lead a country with a secondary school qualification in a knowledge-based 21st century.. What then is the reward for academic hardwork if this materialises?
This will amount to setting a dangerous precedent ..and they call themselves PROGRESSIVES with such a backward mentality


The NASS won't amend critical issues in the electoral laws.. All they do is to share loots from illegitimate dealings and to scale fences like motor park touts grin
PoliticsRe: Fayose Vs Buhari; Ekiti State Governor Takes Another Shot At GMB by JurassicPark: 1:31pm On Jan 21, 2015
Don't vote a president who is closer to his grave..

It is solely a ploy to loot the treasury for his retirement, family and associates..nothing special!

We need people who will leave office with more years to live ahead of them so they can feel the impact of the policies they adopted.

OBJ is one example

I still maintain, GMB's emergence is a goal scored from an Offside position, it won't count in the end
grin
SportsRe: Algeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2015 (3 - 1) On 19th January 2014 by JurassicPark: 9:57pm On Jan 19, 2015
grin proper bashing!! I can't laff
CelebritiesRe: What Is Wrong With This Picture Of Banky W & A Bald-Headed Lady? by JurassicPark: 8:29pm On Jan 18, 2015
The Headies 2015.. just got a promo pix grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Lagos Guber Candidate Jimi Agbaje Makes Serious Allegations Against LASAA by JurassicPark: 1:43pm On Jan 17, 2015
APC and their hooligan-ist government

Extremely predatory in every sense

I'm not partisan, so pls SHIFT!!


Don jazzy, your Dorobucci song has just been played in APC's ikorodu rally...

tell your manager to prepare their bill sharply grin grin #NoTime

GEJ's government self no dey try @ all.. smiley
PoliticsRe: INEC Spread Sheet Showing Presidential Candidates And Qualifications [photo] by JurassicPark: 2:35am On Jan 15, 2015
If a WAEC holder dares to rule Nigeria, then why waste valuable years in tertiary schools et al?

This will purely be a world class mockery on learned Nigerians @ home and abroad

Every president needs a desirable depth of knowledge to interact with other world leaders

We all watched well grounded aspirants yesterday @ the Abuja Accord and they made good presentations. They did their time within the walls of higher institutions of learning, it doesn't come cheaply

As far as I'm concerned, APC's GMB is inexcusable!
Christianity EtcRe: Etcetera Writes Pastor Chris Oyakhilome An Open Letter by JurassicPark: 3:24pm On Jan 10, 2015
Nice letter, Etc

But these days most 9ja men of God don't listen to advice/recommendation.

They just believe that whatever they do @ any point in time is from God, Good or Bad

The "Pride of Life"
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: I’m Igbo, Jonathan Who Says His Name Is Ebele Can’t Speak The Language by JurassicPark: 9:34pm On Jan 09, 2015
The igbo race on the brink of another daylight SCAM

They always come to the igbos to tell them about their industrious capacities, yet they haven't given the igbo race a chance..

This vicious cycle will continue as long as the igbos play 2nd class in this game of politricks
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by JurassicPark: 8:25pm On Jan 08, 2015
Funny thread..

You girls should consider the looks of your kids and go for the guys that come easy on the eye grin

But most times, money makes a guy handsome!
PoliticsRe: 2000 People Killed By Boko Haram In Baga, Borno State? by JurassicPark: 3:14pm On Jan 08, 2015
I'm also suspecting some unpatriotic military goons are doing brisk business with this BH stuff

There's no patriotic Nigerian anywhere for now
Technology MarketPOOR SERVICE: NATCOMS Renews Call For N750b Compensation by JurassicPark(op): 10:33am On Jan 08, 2015
[b]Following the very poor quality of service experienced by subscribers during the yuletide, the National Association of Telecommunications Subscribers (NATCOMS) has renewed its call for telecom operators to compensate telecom subscribers with the sum of N750 billion for the poor quality of service they have suffered over the years.

President, NATCOMS, Chief Deolu Ogunbanjo disclosed this yesterday, in a telephone conversation with Daily Independent.

According to him, this amounts to between seven and eight thousand naira per subscriber.

Chief Ogunbanjo noted that findings carried out by NATCOMS show that between N1.5 and N1.6trillion have been lost to poor Quality of Service (QoS) in 2014 alone.

He noted that it was injustice on the part of the subscribers to suffer this infraction and when the regulator fines the operators for poor QoS the subscribers do not benefit at all.

The NATCOMS boss noted that it was ironic that the subscribers on whose behalf the regulator imposes fines on the operator will be the ones still to pay for the fines in the form of added cost of telecoms services.

He noted that this was the major reason why NATCOMS took the operators to court and joined the NCC in the suit. The next hearing of the case he maintained has been adjourned till February 9, 2015, at the federal High Court, Ikoyi, Lagos.

Chief Ogunbanjo admitted that while 70 per cent of poor QoS was caused by the operators, 25 per cent was caused by other factors which were not the fault of the operators. Such extraneous factors include; power outages from public power supply, theft of diesel, cable cuts, base station closure by government agencies and rural communities among others.

It could be recalled that the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) recently directed all telecommunications companies to come up with a compensation plan for consumers of telecommunications services on their network before the end of December, 2014.
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Source: Daily Independent Newspaper January 5, 2015
EducationRe: Breaking News Oshiomole Comrade Bus On Fire At Uniben Gate by JurassicPark: 11:17am On Jan 07, 2015
Where any Democratic government fails, the people have failed..

Nigerians need intense re-orientation TBH
SportsRe: Chelsea FC Appreciates Fans In Nigeria(picture) by JurassicPark: 8:57am On Jan 07, 2015
jingh:
up Chelsea
club of thug

*ran out of thread before one thug curse me*
With this type of inciting comment, u are a thug as well

QED
FamilyRe: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by JurassicPark: 1:42pm On Jan 06, 2015
Who else apart from the most blamed person in Nigeria?

GEJ of course! grin grin

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Seriously, it is a personal decision...

Who the waterpot fits, let him carry it undecided
BusinessMTNNG Ripped-off Blackberry Customers In 2014 (opinion) by JurassicPark(op): 5:05pm On Dec 24, 2014
It is disheartening that foreign companies like MTN will sum up the courage to walk into the Nigerian market to swindle Nigerians in their own backyard.

While indigenous firms are not encouraged maybe because they don't remit huge kick-backs to the authorities grin

MTN simply programmed their network monitors to simply cut subscribers out in the name of exceeding the "Fair usage Threshold" which the customer can't verify in any way.

What is the fair usage threshold?
How much of it have I used?
How much do I have left?


I woke up this morning only to discover that my BBC monthly subscription was out of "fair usage threshold", something meant to expire on the 10th of January 2015.
No prior notification, nothing whatsoever!

I now access the internet on a ridiculously weak snail speed. I kept on calling the customer care agents to confirm to me that the new data allowance for the BBC monthly plan is truly 2GB because what I use to know about the plan is 200MB.

To be honest, I don't think I had used up to 150MB before now. MTN has served me a truck load of crap in 2014.

I find it hard to imagine myself exhausting almost 2GB on a Blackberry 9360 phone not even on an android device in less than 30 days undecided

Another crazy pressing issue is on my MTN Fastlink modem line(08133201351). Funny stuff to me.
Ever since I subscribed on it two weeks ago, I can't even access the internet and the best I could do was to share the data I bought to another line and that was all I could use on that data subscription. #crazy

No resolution to the issue yet after all the "we are so sorry about that" that nearly purged my intestines out.
The said plan will be expiring in January 2015 and even if I wait till 2016, they will still be feeling sorry for themselves, silly bunch of #Douchebags

Public institutions, mostly the NCC among others will never rise up to their responsibilities. They just sit there soaking govt funds #smh

By the way, I will be porting those lines to Etisalat and Glo, crush the useless modem..I can do without MTN in 2015

#merryChristmasNairalanders
May God keep us safe,
Wishing u all a prosperous 2015 in advance
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Spent 8 Years In Primary School by JurassicPark: 6:20am On Dec 21, 2014
The man born in 1957 is finding it hard to cope with the pressure associated with his office

And now some able-bodied nigerians are clamouring for the enthronement of a man born in 1942

Come on guys, think deep! This is not rocket science guys!

"The progressives should have done better" I keep reiterating.
RomanceRe: 4 Types Of Women Nigerian Men Love To Marry by JurassicPark: 5:43am On Dec 21, 2014
Lol.. @ OP

Why didn't you distinguish between the types of light skinned ladies?

We have those that are natural, sunlight has little or no grave impact on their skin

And we have those that are cosmetic, looking like an artificially ripen mango. With heavily darkened elbows, knees, feet and joints #God4giveMe grin

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