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He is just a dirty man, I'm sure if no one was there he would lick it, fart in that can and inhale it

winne4sure:
But, what's really happening. Everyday bad news, Almighty please come and see us through. Amen

Bad things happen everytime, everyday

helinues:
Una hatred for Buhari Don cause so many damages to you people oblaganta. I created this thread less than a week ago

https://www.nairaland.com/5723254/coronavirus-nigerians-start-saving-now

imagine telling someone who's salary isn't enough for important things to save. Lol

I mean durrh. He is young and fit.

Pls release another song that doesnt sound the same

How can you forcefully trick a 20 year old?did he rape her on the street.
Abeg all these girls should have sense

hi guys, how can i register my birth certificate with the authority of deputy chief register, i received an email saying i need to re register my birth certificate because it was done after 12 months

ForeThinker:
I feel u

do everything in life for YOU. don’t let anyone else control your life. don’t let fear control your life. do it for you. live for you. if you dream it, you can achieve it. if you work for it, you will earn it. make a list of your dreams, then make them happen. there’s nothing in stopping you. go out there and live your dreams. do it for you.


Remain blessed y'all

Im aries but with my life right now, I think I'm virgo

With the injury and the pic, I guess that's a god damn viper

You know in Europe its okay for a 20 Yr old guy to sleep with a 14 Yr and above girl

Humans :corona virus killed 3000 people globally so far, everyone is in trouble.
Ebola and the flu: am I a joke to you

Offpoint:
Brother? Show some respect, that's my dad.

Times are tough, and any tactics implore to win souls for Christ is a welcome development.
After all my dad is not interested in your TITHES

for reals?

This looks strange. Her hair still looks neat like a week old. And a week is too short to starve someone to look like that. Unless I'm wrong

Passionate888:
What about the men?

Islamabad is the Pakistani capital

Can't u see a man in the picture too?

Well it's not bad unless it's weed. Most officers smoke on duty even in abroad

That woman is smiling cuz they think she's male

This reminds of an assh*Öle using saw dust to make baby food

They look like siblings

This is European Tokyo ghoul

It's estimated that 70% of the population might get coronavirus. And it will take 2 years before it will be cured. (estimations ooh)

Whobedatte:
Long epistles .. zero content
So the UEL stated at the semi-finals?
Messi won three straight MOTM awards in the world cup of 2014 becoming the only player to do that Eder rescued him in the final in the euros Bernaldo was player of the tournament
Common sense should have told you Messi team mates didn't live up to salvage the moment in the final if not, Messi would have won the world cup
Had higuain not lost the open chance Messi assisted him with .
Yes , Winning the Golden ball in the world cup is what your Ronaldo will never do ,not even in the euros He won the euros just like eder, nani and his other team mates
Winning the Golden ball or the MVP of a tournament makes you stand out from the rest .
Pedro , even Victor Valdes has won the world cup does that make these two better than Diego forlan who was the best player on 2010 world cup ? Your answer is right there if you reason intelligently

Best player in world Cup, why he no win am, why he no score Hattrick in the final.
When they're talking about legends do they talk about mvp awards or titles won?

Starz825:
I'm a Madrid fan...but I felt the game was fixed.....
How could you have given Barca 3 point odd ..far higher than Madrid who lost balance couple of matches ago...
Think Abt it....the Barca odd was never reduced below 3 odd....
The match was less competitive...they were just acting....
Na UCL games sure pass to watch...all this league games are just fixed ...bets don spoil football already..

So Barca no go see one goal score against our Madrid wey no get back....I doubt the authenticity of the match....

Even man city had a lower odd compared to Madrid in bernabeu last week and they still flogged us....why Barca odd come different so tey he high pass Madrid.....

Even Messi was not competitive yesterday...

Abeg na Madrid turn to collect this league jareee!!
Dem don settle am for meeting table...

Maybe if u watched barca previous games then u wont say this, barca are shit this season period.
Madrid attacked and defended well yesterday and if the match yesterday was fixed and acted then those footballers can act better then ur best nollywood actor

If u haven't won anything then stop playing it, be careful there are many scammers claiming to have fixed games.

Jinja007:
I have been wondering while I haven't won anything since I started playing bet..

so I want to know, is it because it's a sin or I just always run out of luck with it

The amount u will pay for a lawyer is triple that 9k, I advice u either go on their social Media and expose it

If these people had jobs now will they be doing this...

I use to bail from class to play this thing.

Vernna:
Jesu
is it the bush baby I use to hear about?
Is it true it has this spiritual ability

Nigeria get myth like die. The Bush baby they're talking cries in the night to attract some motherfurkers. And boom they're fuckeddd. They cut the testicle of man. Fry it and give it to their main boss. Probably sodomize the person. Then they use the skin of the man for their mat, bed and stuff, anyone who gets the mat will be rich but u must return the mat at on point. Failure to do so, the person will turn into a Bush baby also

I think they call it Bush baby. Cute AF

soobaba:
Hi guys,
So I'll be very direct and summarize this as possible. But please bear with me if I get carried away...

I've been been dating my girlfriend for a year now and we are very serious and I'm even considering proposing to her, but we are not based in the same town.

So I called her with another number last night, she couldn't recognize my voice cause I sounded different, so I decided to play around cause we gist and make fun of each other a lot. So I acted like I was someone who got her number and is trying to toast her.

She asked who was speaking and I said Victor, that I got her number when I saw her in the bank, we were on the same queue, so I copied her number from her teller, she laughed and all, so after all the lines I poured out, she was just laughing and flowing along, so I asked if we could see that night, but she said it was late but I had to persuade her, so she agreed that I instead come to her place to see her. "This is someone she hasn't met before and she agreed for him to come see her at her place, in the night for that matter".

So I asked for her address and she gave out her real address, asked if she has a boyfriend and she said yes but we ain't in the same town.
I got upset and had to open up and ask why she's cheating on her guy? At this point she was mute and ended the call. I called back but she didn't answer anymore.

So I just dropped a message on WhatsApp that I was disappointed.

Her reply was devastating: she wrote;
"keep your disappointment in your pocket.
Don't even get me more angry.
Just do yourself a favor by not ever mentioning me in your mouth again.
Remove everything that has to do with me in your phone and life.
Rubbish.
No be only disappointment.
Grow up.
Comot for my front make I see road jor..."

I haven't replied her yet, don't even know what to say to her right now, thought about calling her but my brother told me not to, that I should just free her. Please guys what should I do?

Moderator please help me move this to front page...

bro look, u can't just go about and start...

Sorry I have nothing to say

Goztino:
This thread is indeed very powerful.
I will likely take a semester break next semester and focus on learning Deutsch to B1 level within 6 months from A1 level I am now.
I need the language like crazy now.
I have already seen the school and it will cost me 500 Euros.
Then in addition, I will like to learn Python programming (data analysis which is needed in my field later) but I don't really know how to start since I don't have any damn programming skills apart from the C++ boring course we did in my BSc level where the lecturer was writing codes on the board

bro let's hook up. We share the same mind

Hallo. Is there anyone here writing the next studen Kolleg entrance exam for Konstanz hwtg