₦airaland Forum

luminouz:
Which knowledge did he now pass across biko? All I see are big words which may confuse his readers. Is there a crime in using simple English to pass his words across? This is not ENG 102: VOCABULARY in University oh...

use your fucking dictionary na... google the meaning and stop complaining unneccessarily

microbiology dept...oshe

Fantachapman:
The girl I am engaged to and want to marry told me today that i love her more than she loves me. What does this mean?

There was something we were discussing and I told her there are several things that she does that makes me doubt if she truly loves me. She then replied saying, she loved her ex more than he loved her, and so she decided to not love anyone more than she loves them. That as for me, I love her more than she loves me, that’s why I sometimes thinks she doesn’t love me.

I told her this is not something you tell someone you want to marry and she said I am taking it too far.

Please am I making a mistake to want to marry her? Does she love me? Or am I taking her statement too far like she said?

it means you are acting like a simp... Give her some space to be herself.
dont call everyday. let her grow in love with you.
dont worship her with too much attention, she will suffer from indigestion.
dont be a perfect patner... cheat on her a little, show her your anger... do somethong bad small.
dont apologise when she is wrong, dont apologise at all self.
grow some damn balls and be a bloody man.

Cyry:
Nigerian MEN are SO useless.










#fact

Yes, we ALL are.
Thank you.

seunmsg:
PDP governor of Bauchi state blaming PDP governor of Benue state for the herdsmen vs farmers crisis. Sigh!

I hope those of you thinking Atiku would have handled the criminality of the herdsmen differently are reading what the Hausa-Fulani governor of Bauchi is saying. The fact that Atiku has not said anything about the crisis says a lot about where is loyalty is. If Nigerians ever make the mistake of voting in another Fulani man in 2023, it’s all over for the country.

what is PDP about this fulani issue na?
have they not neen killing people in APC states?

PDP and APC are just acronyms that mean nothong without people.

e be like say this Otedola waste sperm ooo
which billionaire dey get slay queen children like this na?

soundOsonic:
Like the saying says don't speak ill of the dead.
what if the deceased was actually a dead beat when he was alive?

I was at a funeral, (not a fun place to be) then the pastor started with a long sermon that will make even the dead bored. Well he got my attention when he started speaking of the deceased.
He spoke very nice of the man, how he was a good father (this man reigned curses on his children like 11 times a week), he also said the deceased was a responsible husband ( he literally comes home drunk, and he was indeed a broke stingy man except when he is in the beer parlor), the deceased is generous (only generous with the booze), a good Christian (he actually was a fan of teenage girls, he chases them like a cock on heat).

I was tempted to stand up and look through the coffin, if at all I was at the right funeral maybe the pastor did not know this folk so I thought. Then others came to give testimony of how kind and down to earth man he was. I was shock like someone living in aso Rock.
The hypocrisy was so much that I only waited for the burial food and drinks if not I would have left.

Do we speak good of the dead simply because we want to comfort the bereaved, or just look nice to say something nice about people? Or can't we not drop the hypocrisy and say everything good, bad and the ugly about the deceased after all that's still honoring the memory? Or we should just hold our peace and say nothing since we don't have any good thing to say?

Your guess is good as mine. Let me drop a funeral joke for you all.

in a funeral, the priest after the sermon asked the pew if there was anything nice to say about the deceased, everyone looked down staring at the lace of their shoes; the priest later said " common guys at least anything good about him even if it is a sentence" then a man at the back seat shouted "His brother was worse"

you don decease before ni?
wait when you decease, you go know why...

na joke i dey.

Girl9999:
I created this account to hide my identity. I'm in a very emotional condition at the moment. I've been crying since morning. I've not left my house, not even for church. I've lost the will to live, all because of what happened yesterday evening.

I've been dating this guy for two months. I thought he was a great guy. He was always nice to me, smart and hard-working. I lost my virginity at the age of 18 in University and it was to someone that just wanted to have sex with me. He lied about loving me. All he wanted was sex and when he had his way he abandoned me and dated another girl in my department. Since then I've had a fear of relationships, most importantly of sex. I vowed to only have sex with someone I was going to marry; someone I was certain loved me.

When I met my boyfriend, I thought he was the one. We vibed well and we were both in the same field of work. Everything seemed to click. I opened up to him about my experience and my decision to have sex only when I was ready. He agreed and said he was going to respect my wishes.

Yesterday he visited me at my apartment. This wasn't the first time he was visiting me. We paid each other visits all the time. This time he brought a bottle of wine with him. I prepared food, we both eat and he served us some wine. The last thing I remember is taking few sips and then everything else is blurry.

Next thing I am waking up by 8am this morning with a severe headache, cramped legs and a sore feeling around my vagina. There was something that looked like dried semen on my left thigh and some around my breast. I could also perceive the scent of his perfume on my body. He raped me. The man that claimed to love me raped me. I haven't spoken to anyone since morning, all I've been doing is crying. My phone has been on silent all day.

I want to report him to the police but first I want to look at his face and ask why he would do this to me. I already planned on having sex with him soon. Why couldn't he wait? I want to involve my parents and his parents as well but I don't want this news to spread and take a hit on my reputation. I'm confused about what to do.

Why are men like this? I feel defiled and violated. My mind has been constantly flooded with suicidal thoughts all day. If I make it through this, I'm done with relationships forever.

your boy friend that has been fuccking you raped you and then... why are men like this?

see reasoning ooo!...

for your information,We dont know your boyfriend and we dont hold meetings as men to tell folks to rape women.

Madam, you.have been raping his money and time... and you NEVER CAME TO BLAME 'MEN'!

He is not MEN he is a MAN. hold him and yourself accountable!

Dont share your boyfriend wahala to ALL MEN that have never even heard about you.

you probably got high and raped him...noone can tell... you dont know what happened.

unfortunately, even if men are the victims of rape, semen go still come out. this may just be the case.. we dont know!

Shelumiel:
Bros those names are mainly muslim names. Typically northerners who reverted change their names to something less subtle. But I can bet my last kobo that most are Muslims

why is their religion important in this context?
they are human beings, first and foremost.

younglleo:
Pls nairalanders, am considering taking extreme measures bout some guys who scammed me off my last card, am totally broke nd needed dat money for emergency in the sense that tomoro my job hunt continues, the scammed me and believed the have gotten away with this. The truth is, with the way life has been treating me lately, am considering killing them as the only option, (not with my hands tho,but traditionally) this is really pissing me off, i jst met them on Nairaland!
They shud give me my money, cus ive got nothing to lose here, b4 Tomoro people will start talking one thing or the other, i need that money today.
Am not a killer, but i will go to the extreme, u can't rob a broke man off his last card, u don't knw what it feels like! cry cry cry
am honest nd serious here

kill dem na!

AlexBells:
Dear Igbo Outcast Wike, Niger Delta Belongs to the Ijaws, Ogonis, Akwa/Cross etc Don't drag Igbos and other of our brother tribes in a supremacy struggle with the Ijaws in the Niger Delta, Ijaws obviously rule the Swamp of Niger Delta, leave the creek politics, Ibo boy that's what an average Ijaw sees in You, You can't eat your cake and have it back, you can't kill Igbos and wish to ride on our fame, Igboland is East central state, Niger Delta is Secondary and since you are not even Igbo please speak for your tribe and Ijaw side of River state is okay with current status of the Niger Delta politics, Goodluck in your Niger Delta Republic, Day never break this one don they cry. If Okowa is not speaking Igboland is good, Wike should speak for his tribe

I no see where dem mention Igbo for this NDDC issue ooo
I am sure Wike was refering to other South-South tribes NOT Igbo...
well, may be you are reading between the lines ni

dawnomike:
The poster above me needs the gift of interpretation of english language... Lol

and small sense too

helinues:
Another bunkum from wailing party's members

THIS IS NOT BUNKUM...just pray

but before then, nyansh go tell am.
he might even give you a grand kid....

let this matter be, oga, the boy is already what he chose to be.

kenex4ever:
Greedy cement manufacturers are the cause.


If we depend on important of cement only I think it might be cheaper than what we have now.

Over 80% of raw materials need for cement production are readily available in Nigeria. Only gypsum and additives are imported so why the high cost.

For those thinking Dangote refinery will reduce fuel price, you are in for a shocker

infact, to add to your point, even the gypsum is readily and abundantly available in nigeria.

Beremx:
na so!! If Drogba was American, The American system will fight for his wife. Alas! This is Africa where shiit happens

what is there to fight about?
They met. They separated.
How does the American system fight for the man when a woman cheats?- like Will Smith's wife did.

MY struggle is that everyone in Nigeria read the transcript of his sermon but I DO NOT SEE ONE INDIVIDUAL REFUTE THE TRUTHS HE STATED.
Trust Garba shehu and the perenial liar Lai Mohammed to tell lies in open broad day light.

where did he insult Islam?
I am waiting for any reasonable person to quote where he insulted Islam in his sermon.

unless we are now saying that the government of Buhari is now to be called the religion of Islam.

if truth is the preserve of PDP card carrying members then so be it.

This government does not want to hear any truth it disagrees with no matter how germain.

The sermon was on Nepotism of Buhari's appointment and Insecurity in the North but dem Lai, Garba and Adeshina will.create a strawman and proceed to attack it.

YOBE is not Gombe!

I couldn't care less whatever part his of body it is they are showing. He has a right to enjoy his life the way he deems fit.

BUT.....

This is directly related to the dirty OIL & GAS Business that has caused many wars and bloodshed globally...
This is about Dangote Refrinery...
This is about a some people paying the women to destroy his reputation to ultimately bring down the value of his stock...
I suspect a country that has no Oil and Gas resources but whose major export to Nigeria is REFINED PETROLEUM products...
The foolish ladies think they will just be paid off but they don't understand how wealth and power works....

This looks to me like a blackmail hit job!

The foolish women will be ignored for sometime and certainly, nobody is giving them shishi !!!
Then the iron fist in the velvet gloves will touch them. It will be a slow and quite process but them bitches are getting wacked!

My postulations.