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Yes. go ahead but make sure you dont stop there: sleep with all your step sisters and step cousins too. To cap it all, sleep with your daughter. oloshi

spikedcylinder:
Police maka gini? Nigerian Police? You are on your own o!!

Oga ice, count this as a miracle, God's blessings, Karma. . . or whatever floats you boat but please don't report this to anyone o! Keep quiet but don't be too quick to spend it. Leave it be for a while then strike when no one is looking. . .

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh spiked

he he he

30 ke? after almost 15 years of marriage? as you ugly so, you still dey unintelligent 

you never start your man desperation. na so them go dey chop dey go. you never hala

I don't need attention from my parents now. I give attention to my children but you don't know what that is. what was it that happened with your mother?

Re: Dear Gentlemens:will You Date A Lady Taller Than You?

Why are man intimidated by taller women?

Would My Nairaland fellas date ladies taller than they are?

Why or Why not?

They are intimidated by your grammar

michelin89:
I was the one to name him JustDumb, JustDull, JustFool, ect.

Ahahahahha! I nor sef say you nor even get wife for house. This one wey you dey rake like say tomorrow nor dey. Na desperation dey make you talk. "Make them nor say I lived a wasted life" ---- that's what you are!

oops. your mama and papa tango na soft spot for you. . . ouchhhhhhhhhhhhh
no be me send ya mama message.
Make you just siddon there dey wait to know whether I get wife for house. While you're desperately trying to cling to a boy because of your ugliness. You should find out if your mum can go back into business to finance plastic surgery for you. Maybe then you wont be so desperate to hang on to the poor boy and trying to scatter mama/son relationships in ya desperation.

Your life is already wasting at 19. imagine what will happen later. you're sure going down the same route ya ma. . .

michelin89:
Ahahahahahhahahhaha!

Village goat!

so what of ya mama? small question you no fit answer.
Ask ya mama question about as she take meet ya papa first

It's just men's nature!
That's why we cant do without our lovely women

michelin89:
@ Justfool

You fit talk from now until tomorrow, na your breath you just dey waste.

Truth is you're ugly! and you're also desperate for a 19-yr-old.

Take that to the bank. Whatever you say or do (except plastic surgery) cannot change those facts as already established, even if people are being nice enough not to make you feel bad by telling you the truth.

Where ya mama dey?

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iceblue:
i rebuke you! get thee behind me!

You don bend down?  I'll be getting right behind you

spikedcylinder:
Ah! Nothing do her looks na. . . .abi na wrong picture I click?

Please wash your face and clear your eyes again

spikedcylinder:
I have loads of maternal love but I don't get/have love from my siblings. Thats why I used to get jealous. But this thread isn't about me is it?

No be you I dey refer to. Abi na you dey vex say mother dey see her son for here?

Its possible o!

When I was with my ex, I used to be soooooo jealous of his relationship with his sister. I didn't have any such relationship with my siblings and it used to bite me when I saw them together or when she got to hang out with us (which was ver infrequent because she respected herself a lot).

I couldn't say anything on the issue of course, I just watched them and tried to get along.

@spiked, this is insightful. Having no maternal love might make a girl jealous of another mother showering love on her son

spikedcylinder:
@ JustGood

A girl that looks what way?

ok. sorry

he he he but I couldn't help but comment on the way she looks. . . @19
At 19, a girl should look stunning. Maybe I'm wrong

@ gamine
usted se parece ser absolutamente inteligente

@iceblue, e be like say you sef need spiritual examination. Na you I go take convince everyone for nairaland say I get power to begin do deliverance.

Oya meet me for bar beach for midnight tonight. make sure say na only wrapper you tie come so that I go fit see all your body and do all the spiritual examination required. Your own deliverance tonight go be ogbonge one. I don see vision say you want born pikin and you get get belle after we meet for Bar beach tonight for the deliverance

the best place to meet her is ashewo joint
Many oyinbo men in Nigeria meet their women at ashewo joints and they are happy enough. They dont know better

you have just COMFUSED me

If you love her, why cant you wait till marriage before sex?

abi you be hit and run? if you be hit and run, try nairaland girls biko and leave the poor girl alone

origina9ja:
what

abi na lie? Girl dey fight boy mama at age 19! na normal girl behaviour be that?

If any boy make mistake marry that kind one, e no go tay before all members of his family are banned from talking to him.

Nonsense. Woman born pikin nurture am and some kind randon girl for Italy want teach the woman when/how to talk to the son.

My wife no dey ever talk about such things and we don dey for almost 15 years. even when my brother wey my wife no like (him no dey gree follow us go church) come our house, she no dey even complain about anything. She go just limit the conversation.
This one wan restrict the mother 

origina9ja:
which kini

he he he
ok. the kini kan between the woman's legs

I would understand why a 19 yr old girl who looks that way would be desperate for any man to cling on to.

I thought a normal girl would only be thinking about how to make something good of her life at 19

A 19 yr old whose ambition is to tell a boy's mother not to visit when she comes for her round of whatever needs her head examined

It is absolute dignity.
Why do you think everyone would rather buy a brand new car than a tokunbo car?
That kini between the legs iof women sef dey get wear and tear 

KarmaMod:
Exactly my point. Hypocrite ni e.

Habaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I no force am o. Na the thing wey I see about am from time be that wey make me fall in love with am and marry am

bawomolo:
i see they haven't succeeded in casting out the emi esu inside you

We are all doing the casting out together o

In fact, I intend to do some casting out on nairaland. Some of these girls are like dogs who dont hear their owners' whistles until they get lost. they then come here to moan about men and especially naija men.

oya, make I begin casting out. . . Karma, step forward for spiritual examination

DavidDylan:
I like the guy, who no like free cow?  

abi o my brother.

na so she go dey for internet dey discuss and the next guy go come and another thing go happen, that one self go vamoose after milking to his satisfaction.

wetin concern mechanic with agbero for garage?

DavidDylan:
You guys were putting the cart before the horse . . . infact you didnt even have a horse and you were polishing your cart.

Why discussing going to live together with a man when he hasnt officially declared you a couple to his friends and family? Na wa o.

na the time wey the thing dey sweet the guy. me sef don tell woman say make we go marry before when I dey young. na the "something" dey sweet me too that time but pikin no fit sabi

I have dated three guys and all seem to be the same. I may the unfortunate one but damn there are some similarities in the way they were brought up by their mum which later influenced the way they percieve things. This can be noticed in most Naija guys, africans to be precise.

Is maturity too much for a guy in his early 20s?

Na you sabi maturity abi? The person wey born pikin no sabi maturity.

Alarm never still blow. e remain small

he he he

He is a young man in his early twenties. Has got his job and an apartment of his own which is situated in a city 30 minutes away from his mum. However whenever his girlfriend visits (once in a month) she always accidentally meet his mother. sometimes it degenerates to the extent that all his friends happen to be present as well. To cut the long story short: the girl asked the guy for a space specifically meant for her. In a period of one month what is a weekend without a visit from your mum? Answer: you are asking for too much. That's it.

Now that girl is me and the boy happens to be my ex. I have been reasoning and it seems that in the African contest I had no right whatsoever to make such a demand. But, considering he nurtured me with so much hope for a future together, wasn't I right to recquire a special time and space from him?

One day monkey go go market, e no go return
he he he

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KarmaMod:
If the married woman can have such "friends" too, why not

Tufiakwa. I'm too jealous to allow my wife have such 'friends'.

My wife actually doesn't like making friends especially the kind she finds in UK. Her friends are in MFM in Nigeria