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One day, someone you only admire from afar will notice and give you the opportunity to come closer. You will be disgusted by her initial advances. Then one day, you will say "Let me just try it...." Suddenly it is 10 years later and you are still telling yourself "I can stop any time I want" but you would have discovered the "sweet" nectar of same sex love...

Just never try it if you don't want to be caught in it. If you can, stop admiring their necked bodies, especially when they are having sex. ALL comments here are valid - scientifically so. It is so easy to get sucked into the vortex when you only wanted to get a better view of this alluring "spirally thing".

I NEED A BRAND NEW 11.6" LAPTOP (MINI LAPTOP)
INTEL PENTIUM/Celeron/Multi-Core
4GB RAM
120 - 500GB HDD
WIFI + BLUETOOTH

I AM IN LAGOS TILL FRIDAY 13/09/2019
WHERE CAN I GET ONE FOR LESS THAN 100k?

What other options are available in this 11.6" range?

I just swapped SIM to 4G on Tuesday 07/11/2018. On Friday 09/11/2018 at about 5pm, I loaded 5G data on my line (using mobile browsing) by Sunday (10/11/2018) I had only 500MB left. Kindly assist. May I PM my number to you?

Hi, I was referred to this smile2wealth website on Facebook. Has anyone had any dealing with them? I know of at least one case of payment to one lady on 09069478112. All communications with the smile2wealth (scam?) team went without response until a comment insinuating (fraud) on Facebook. Smile2wealth's only (instantaneous) response insisted on a retraction without providing any evidence of being genuine!! Oh by the way, that was (in their opinion) the grounds to "suspend" the associated account!! This MO is standard for the 419 gang! (ie Lure->Obtain->Silence->Disappear) Reeks of fraud! Any voice dissenting to this position?

Kindly assist with the report for this VIN:
1NXBR32E05Z513205
justjyde@yahoo.com

THANKS

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justjyde@yahoo.com

Experienced MB Sprinter 312D 2001 mechanic is needed in Abuja. The brain box of this van has been bypassed and it is quite interesting to behold. Can you figure it out without diagnostic tools? Can you restore it to its normal brain box ways if I get a full tokunbo engine? Let me know.

Experienced MB Sprinter 312D 2001 mechanic is needed in Abuja. The brain box of this van has been bypassed and it is quite interesting to behold. Can you figure it out without diagnostic tools? Can you restore it to its normal brain box ways if I get a full engine? Let me know.

dimexy247:
Let's hope they spend it on the proposed project. Ion trust this govt 1 bit.

Most of these loans will likely arrive the shores of Nigeria in the form of Chinese hardware and personnel to supervise the project. Like Public Privarte Partnership, a loan is normally mutually beneficial to the parties involved.

My worry lies in not knowing how much core benefits were squeezed out in Nigeria's favour. You know, if you approach me with your hat in hand, I will give you some change. But if you make a business proposition to me, we will both be richer in the long run.

So, which of these two scenarios capture the terms of these Chinese loans? Please educate me.

AreaFather, I throw my salute. Since the days of "Our Money don finish o..." I know where you stand. Thank you for being consistent. However, with humility, I can say we need more than gragra in this situation we all dey now. Root Cause Analysis shows that once PMB's tenure ends (after 1 or 2 terms), "Our curruption?" (like your friend put it) may still be there. To fix OUR Nigeria, everyone must go to work. Everyone who has stolen MUST explain the devious tricks used; so that proper policies,processes,procedures and controls can be devised. This will strengthen our institutions. Use some of the recovered funds to run this. AreaFather, I love your flow sha!

methodman:
I am quite appalled with some comments here on Nairaland. The young man actually took his time to give a detailed report on something serious. Instead of us to appreciate his hardwork and gesture, na so so bashing some of una deh give am. SMH.
@OP....God bless you jare for the info. More power to your work.

Like you pointed out, I find it worrying when NLs don't demonstrate clarity of purpose. This OP has given us (naija bound patriots) a live demonstration of how a 1st world nation treats her everyday citizen (who has no connection in high places). Could this be an example of a "strong institution" at work? What is in the London policing institution that protected the rights of the OP? Can we modify and adapt that "thing" for Naija's use? Man mi, that portion of "friendly banter" no dey Naija yet. Weldon OP.

simplex2:
I'm pretty sure it hangs out with olosho's them too

LOL

I actually finally found out what was wrong with my vehicle. The rear drum breaks were binding. Before I lost the vehicle, fuel consumption came down to about 4K weekly for same driving routine.

Fortunately, I survived the car wreck I had a few weeks (less than 4weeks) after it was fixed! Now, I know a little more about that drinking problem RIP Little Blue!

Now I am in the market for something more exciting but without a drinking problem!!

The CHANGE is real!!

I filled my (4 cylinder, 1989 mazda 626) car with NGN 7K fuel last Tuesday. I normally commute 60Km daily to my office (to and fro) for 5 days of the week (no weekend driving). Now, I have just bought another NGN 7K. This is huge on my pocket. Please car experts help! Does my car have a drinking problem? If so, what are my options?

delishpot:
Would have made sense if you mentioned the blood group abi na universal recipient your family friend be?

Sorry about that. Never been in this kind of spot. I will communicate that as soon as I know. In the mean time, please endeavor to communicate with me if you are able donate at Uyo. Apparently, the PVC count is quite low and .... Help

I am in a dilemma right now. A close family member is currently in urgent need of blood donors in Uyo, Akwa Ibom. We have been trying to get since yesterday morning without success. Please contact me through justjyde@yahoo.com or send a PM if you can provide any immediate assistance.

kenyad:
Hello,
I will lije to know if you wish to be selling Garri, I will like to be your supplier. Thanks.

Someone I know may be interested. What kind of garri (and volumes) can you supply? Give an idea of your prices.

What does a bag of staple food (rice,beans,corn,...,garri,elubo,...) go for? I know someone who could be interested if your "supply" prices are good.

Dotmax53:
More advice pls..Im really out of my mind now

My brother, you don't have to loose your mind. You can use a combo of techniques.

Technology: There are alarms that can wake a deep sleeper up once it detects wetness around where the sensor is placed. Check Amazon.com for options. In the mean time, apply some form of mattress (wearable & zipper fitted) waterproofing (preferably under the bed sheet: at least that can be washed daily).

Spiritual: Because this is not very common occurrence, I cannot rule this out. Carryout investigations and find out if there is a history of this in her family or if it has always been like this. Is she from a polygamous background? She needs to be open to you on all these; even if you will be upset with what you will find out. When you have some background, you can know how to effectively pray and seek for help.

Calm down, this is the kind of things we find out when married. Fix it and enjoy your lover (who is now your wife)!

What technical team is on ground to maintain these? Will they be operational beyond the first year?

Water is better. Tissue is more convenient. Remember to wash your hands with soap when done.

HBD

Stelvin101:
LWKMDFH

Op u skipped one very important one. Nepotism

You are correct.
Nepotism and Tribalism will always be with us. We can keep fine tuning the national systems to compensate for those factors we cannot totally eliminate. The major challenge now is "WHERE WILL WE FIND NIGERIANS WITH INTEGRITY AND CAPACITY TO ADMINISTER THESE?"

It is all in the opportunity cost.

He is the only person to make that decision. If this job is worth the risk, then he goes ahead.

But if I was in his shoes, I'll think reaaaaaalllly deep and pray too.

Start at Primary1-6: Teach dignity of labour.
At JSS1-3: Teach basic hand-work and business skills.
At SSS1-3: Each student must have a trade along with formal education

At SSS3 graduation: Student can decide to pursue his/her trade or take further apprenticeship in same or another trade

At University: Flexible opportunity to practice trade (with compensation commensurate to productivity) can be in form of a trade center that produces real products for National/International consumption

At Graduation: Graduate already has 4-7 years experience (depending on course of study), some cash (where possible) and dignity!!

See, problem fixed!

It is a salt. Pharmacist should know where you can get it. So, stop by at a pharmacy and ask.

jcross19:
what do you expect when there is no equity in government. One side of the country feel cheated.

You meant: "... when there is no equal opportunity to loot government treasury"? That is another problem. Imagine a country where corrupt government officials are decapitated. Will the current crop of people in government be there? Do you believe that there will be as many people claiming "... no equity in government"? We need to stop lying to ourselves. 80/20 RULE: 80% of Nigerian government officials are there to loot, the other 20% are struggling to take one "good" step after the other.

So, any other reasons other than lack of equal opportunity to loot government treasury?

Emusan:
Thanks for your respond! But it didn't work.

Let me put it this way this time around, I want to insert the code into a PHP file.

Please come to my level this time because I'm not a webdesign guru.

Then stop wasting everyone's time. Go and learn. You have html and javascript here. At least you should know that were there is no PHP, you cannot expect a PHP behaviour. Go and learn then you will become proficient. Who says you have to be a guru?

Ambi25:
the guy admited that he did the stuff with her sister but he really don't no what came over him.

My first instinct: "6 years dating just went down the drain." Poor children. How on earth are you going to show them their father without starting off a chain of damage to the lineage? Sorry this has happened.

However, unless Juliet is going to accept both children as hers ( as a set of twin ) and keep her "rival" at arms length, that marriage is dead on arrival. There is a need for serious family therapy and deliverance prayers. Check Juliet's family history (paternal and maternal) to see where this has happened before. Do same for the lover boy. There may be something there.

Girls/ladies/women, you end up with the most challenge when things go wrong like this, please watch what you read,hear,watch and what you entertain in your heart "... for out of it are the issues of life" Prov. 4:23. Let us pray.

Do it like this. It should work. full working copy also attached. just extract into a folder and use a web server (WAMP or IIS). Have fun.

<html>
	<head>
		<script src="jquery-1.11.3.min.js"></script>
		<script src="jquery.chained.min.js"></script>
		
	</head>
	<body>
		<select id="mark" name="mark">
			<option value="">--</option>
			<option value="bmw">BMW</option>
			<option value="audi">Audi</option>
		</select>
		<select id="series" name="series">
			<option value="">--</option>
			<option value="series-3" class="bmw">3 series</option>
			<option value="series-5" class="bmw">5 series</option>
			<option value="series-6" class="bmw">6 series</option>
			<option value="a3" class="audi">A3</option>
			<option value="a4" class="audi">A4</option>
			<option value="a5" class="audi">A5</option>
		</select>
		
		<script type="text/javascript">
			$("#series" ).chained("#mark" ); /* or $("#series" ).chainedTo("#mark" ); */
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	</body>
</html>

Wait for the babies to arrive. Do DNA tests on them.
Now you have enough information to make your decisions.

But have you confronted the guy? If he bleeped your younger sister, then something is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly wrong!!