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. .well.no.better.person.to.wear.the.shirt. .
or.would.u.rather.Valencia.had.it? abi.na.Obertan?

@bishoptboy
Ur.veeery.spot.on!. Right.on.the.mark. But.do.you.know.the.so.called.'audience'.of.these.naija.movies? Ur.pastors's.grandmother. .My.grandmother. My.grandmother's.friend. My.mum's.old.tailor. The.old.woman.down.the.street.selling.beer.!. These.are.the.people.who.enjoy.such.things and.guess.what.they.have.in.common. . .OLD.AGE!.

You.enjoy.Transformers.and.the.likes.'cos.u.are.youthful. You.are.enlightened.
I'tell.you. .naija.movies.has.an.expiry.date. Once.these.old.people.are.gone. .who's.left.to.watch?.

Apart.from.old.people. low.IQ'd.people.also.enjoy.these.movies. And.thats.a.tell.tale.sign.of.mediocrity.

I.was.at.home.some.weeks.ago.and.was.flippin.through.the.channels. I.stopped.at.Mnet.Action.cos.they.were.showing.'Identity'.by.John.Cusack. My.sis.said.we.should.watch.Africa.Magic.
I.asked.why. And.these.where.her.exact.words. .''I.dont.want.to.think!.im.tired. I.want.to.watch.a.movie.I.dont.have.to.think.too.much.about. Even.if.I.start.watching.it.halfway. .I'll.still.understand.it''.
I.was.shoked.!.

Naija.movies.are.a.joke!.

Dead!

OFFICIAL
Man.City.has.signed.Tevez.on.a.five.year.deal. He'll.complete.with.a.medical.in.a.few.days. I.think.he.should.be.getting.around.150k.a.week.

Carlitos. . Miss.ya.!.

@bishoptboy
Are.you.then.saying.if.a.movie.is.stupid. .there's.a.stupid.audience.that.enjoys.it?

obsessed.was.a.failure. For.a.story.as.simple.as.that. .the.only.thing.you.had.to.do.was. .ACT.!
And.they.failed.woefully.in.that.regard.

Like.the.above.comment. So.many.unanswered.questions. .so.many.unnecessary.things.
The.most.annoying.scene.in.the.movie.was.the.'cat.fight'at.the.end. The.suppossed.'highpoint'.of.the.movie.

And.whats.up.with.the.'evil.genius'.feel.they.tried.giving.the.temp. Like.she.had.som.powers.from.somewhere. .

i.hated.that.scene.where.she.entered.the.house. .brought.champagne.and.2.glasses. .climbed.up.the.staircase. .littered.the.bed.with.flower.petals.and.fell.into.the.bed. .ALL.IN.SLOW.MO!. What.was.the.slow.motion.for?

Dead.movie.

I.rate.the.movie.20%.

Beyonce./Sasha.Fierce.should.work.hard.on.her.next.album. Free.acting.

OBSESSED

Director
Steve.Shill

Producer
George.Flyn

Starring
Idris.Elba
Beyonce.Knowles
Ali.Larter

Terminator.2.Reviews.Summary

Average.Rating.- 87.33%
General.Comment. - Very.entertaining.movie. A.large.percentage.thinks.the.movie.was.better.than.the.previous.one.
Others.are.of.the.opinion.that. in.action.sequences.and.non-stop.'whaoos'. .Terminator.2.was.better.than.1. But.in.the.actual.story.and.relevance.to.the.plot. .Terminator.2.wasnt.very.good.

But.all.in.all. .GREAT.ACTION.FLICK. MUST.SEE.


Next.on.review. .OBSESSED.

Nice.
But.what.really.makes.'Weakest'.crazy.is.the.no.nonsense. .sarcastic.host. She's.the.best.host.I've.seen.on.Tv.
No.smiles. .very.blunt.and.fearful.

Can.we.get.anyone.like.that.here?

Dont.Forget.the.Lyrics.Naija.version.is.dreadful.cos.of.the.dude.presenting.it. Clueless. .tactless.

WWTBAM.is.getting.good.viewership.cos.Frank.is.soo.good.

Lwkmd. .lol!
Saw.the.opening.comments.on.this.thread.and.have.been.laughing.since. .lol

I.know.a.woman.who.named.her.child.BATTLE-AXE.!!
lol. For.real.

A.Beautiful.Mind.
That.movie's.a.Classic

A.Beautiful.Mind.
That.movie's.a.Classic!

Crackles
All.I.know.is.Berba.should.not.leave.for.Aguero. . Like.I.said. .be.adds.some.freshness.to.the.team. He.brings.something.different.
This.season.would.be.a.lot.different.for.him. Ronaldo.is.gone. .so.the.goals.have.to.come.from.him. Now.that.the.onus.is.on.him.to.score. .he'll.rise.up.to.the.task. .

Sauron
I.saw.the.stats.on.Tevez.too. This.dude.runs.round.the.field.from.the.blast.of.the.whistle. People.term.his.aggression.as.effectiveness.
Berba.is.silent. .but.with.a.lot.of.tact.!

I.want.to.see.Aguero.play.for.United.next.season. But.not.at.the.expense.of.Berba. Berba.brings.a.different.kinda.quality.to.United's.attack.
Yes. .he.mite.not.have.scored.as.much.as.we.would.have.expected.him.to .but.the.dude.had.one.of.the.highest.assists.last.season.
If.we.can.get.Aguero.without.a.Berba.exchange. .we'll.have.4.strikers. Rooney. .Owen. .Berba. .El.Kun. Balanced.!

Hunterlaar.woulda.done.well@United. Fergie's.a.mongoose. .lol.
If.we.had.him. .we.wouldnt.have.bothered.getting.Berba.at.all. .

Ruddie
Was.Berba.ever.a.hot.commodity?

@the.2.idiots
I.dont.even.want.to.bother.typin.ur.usernames. Me.doing.that.would.give.you.some.credibilty. . And.hey. .I'm.saving.my.thumb.from.the.stress. .
Fools.complain.about.what.they.dont.understand. Keep.complaining. .
Cretins! This.thread.now.has.alot.of.them.

Sauron
Thanks.jare. Yeah.it.saves.me.characters. .and.the.fullstop.is.easier.to.reach.on.my.phone.than.the.spacebar. .lol. .lazy.me.
And.anyways. .I.think.it.looks.nicer.sef. .

Sauron
Hunterlaar.is.goin.to.Stuttgart.as.I.last.read.and.Fergie's.planning.on.breaking.the.vaults.for.Aguero.
We.shoulda.gotten.Hunterlaar.when.we.had.the.chance. That.was.even.before.Real.Madrid.but.Fergie.was.busy.with.other.issues.

We.must.strenghten. .

@bishopboy
I.totally.get.your.point.but.a.whole.great.deal.of.getting.a.good.movie.done.is.also.on.the.actors. His.instincts.should.tell.him.when.to.run.away.from.a.script.

Maybe.tomorrow. .but.up.till.now. .I'm.yet.to.see.a.terrible.movie.Morgan.Freeman.is.in. Is.he.lucky.to.be.getting.good.deals? Dont.think.so. I'm.so.sure.plenty.scripts.would.come.but.he.chooses.the.ones.that.befits.his.person,
Tell.me.one.terrible.Morgan.Freeman.movie. . .
The.lowest.I.can.remember.is. 'Evan.Almighty.' and.it.wasnt.that.bad. Its,a.comedy.and.the.sequel.jinx.also.caught.up.with.it.

I.understand.when.an.actor.chooses.a.wrong.script.once.in.a.while. It.happens. De.Niro.and.Pacino.in.Righteous.Kill. .Michael.Douglas.in.The.Sentinel. .and.plenty.other. But.when.it.becomes.consistent.like.Cuba.and.Cage .then.something's.wrong.

God.! I.miss.this.guy.in.the.EPL. Post.match.conferences.are.always.fun.cos.of.what.the.dude.would.say. .

Knowing.was.terrible. . Acting. Story. Continuity. Everythin.that.could.go.wrong.with.the.movie.did.
Cage.should.just.retire. .

Lol, Ja.Rule.jus.came.to.my.mind.at.that.time. .lol
Andre.isnt.totally.bad. At.least.I.enjoyed.Four.Brothers. .
Snoop.ke? Does.anyone.even.watch.that.his.stupid.show.on.E!?

Ok.about.Obsessed. Preppin.it. .lol

Sounds.pretty.good. Would.mos.def'ly.keep.my.tabs.on.it. .
Cameron.would.outo.himself.on.this.one. .

@ice_zik
the.club.is.for.us.all. we.need.ur.reviews.and.comments. lets.see.more.of.you. .

@iice
Be.done.wit.d.Angels.and.Demons.and.lets.know.what.you.think. We've.reviewd.the.movie.a.coupla.weeks.ago.but.we'll.still.welcome.ur.views.

SPOILER.ALERT-. you'll.enjoy.the.movie.more.if.you.have.NOT.read.the.book. .i.regretted.reading.the.book. .or.was.it.watching.the.movie. I.sha.regretted.doing.both. .lol.

Ice.Cube.annoys.me. You.seen.a.movie.he.did.with.this.'unfunny'.dude.in.'30.Rock'?
One.black.dude. .Forgotten.his.name. I.think.Morgan.'something'. That.movie.was.an.apology!. .

I'll.look.for.the.Mos.Def.movie. Havent.seen.it. .

So.no.movie.on.your.mind?

Can.that.happen? Berba.for.Aguero? After.buyin.him.for.that.huge.pile.of.money?.

Well. .I.told.myself.never.to.be.surprised.with.anything.in.football.again. Football.is.entertainment. The.transfers.season.is.the.core.of.it. So.anything.can.happen!.

But.I.wont.mind.Aguero.though. .but.maybe.not.at.the.expense.of.Berba. I.kinda.love.his.'laziness'. .

Seether's.a.crazy.band. Heard.'The.Gift'.too.by.them? Nice.stuff. .
.think.they.are.a.South.African.band. Cool.stuff.

New.thread?
So.wat.happens.to.all.the.pages.of.yarns?

@Brownjay
Thanks.so.much. .Shadow.Boxer.was.the.movie.I.was.talking.about. Cuba.was.soo.terrible. The.movie.was.utter.crap. Very.annoying.

Righteous.Kill.dissappointed.me. I.saw.the.preview.months.earlier.and.waited.patiently.for.the.movie. Then.I.saw.it. .and.i.was.sooo.annoyed. .Wacked.story. 50Cent.made.it.worse. .

@iice
Mos.Def.is.a.class.act. U.seen.16.Blocks? With.Bruce.Willis. .He.was.so.cool.to.watch. .
Wacked.rappers/actors. -
Ice.Cube. .Are.we.there.yet?
Ja.Rule. .Assault.on.Precint.13(Although.they.killed.his.ass.off. .lol)

@topic
I.suggest.Obsessed. . .again.for.review.

U.guys.too.should.suggest.a.movie.so.we.can.wrap.up.Transformers.2.

Use.Somebody - Kings.of.Leon

. .and.you.say.she's.with.another.guy.now After.that.text.message

Abi.na.u.mess.up?

None.yet. .