Heard this one before.

PunkyOh:
None. The middle one is a bit seductive though & that's the only thing she has over the other two.

Lol. A woman with vision.

Lol...and you came here.


Mission failed.

I would have to be the joystick or CUNTInent to know...

In my mind, I would beat the crap out of her but in reality, I'll ask her to move out or I will. That's some dangerous love. She may shoot our kids to save her life some day and I can't have that....

I still love u and I always think about u... ..i be like "b***h please!!!"

Common sense
what's up = what's going on with you.

if she/he replies with anything other than that, then they are not read to talk.

Lmaooo @ surprise shave! So a girl shaves and she's a hoee...lmaooo..

When girls hit 27, their standards drop real quick.

Blackett:
Scammer.

Girls are never this bold on Nairaland.

They think we are stupid on nairaland. Soon this scammer will be asking for donation

I don't think it's wrong. It all depends on if u know the one your with. What you experience before marriage usually carries on after marriage. Don't think because you are now HUSBAND AND WIFE that he won't still be tempted to slap the livin day light out of you.

Is this how brothers get girls attention now? ? Is this what the kids are doing now??...

I have heard of couples doing this and I think calling that nasty is an understatement. It's a SIN..

Lol...every girl is guilty of atleast 6 of these....

OP. I need your weed. It must be so potent that you forgot english language. I need to smoke that to get thru this Monday.

Of course its acceprable...If I can't get Gabrielle union in real life but I can in my dreams, then why not?

So people still believe girls with tattoos or piercings are bad girls? Ignorance! !! I actually love them! ....good wife material is made from good character. Appearance means little these days. Unless you are one of those who marry to please their parents while you remain miserable.

What did I just read??

Heart head...love them

Faaaaaaaaaccck no! .

Does she love her life when she is with you??

Again! How bored can i possibly be on a wonderful day luke this to post something like this? ....I would expect a girl to ask this.

KillerBeauty:
Unemployed people face a lot of emotional pain, even physical pain. A year after service after I failed to get a job, I started plantain chips business and hot oil burnt my hand when I was trying to fry the plantain.

Well no pain no gain

Ooohhh no. ....Hope you are in a better place.

Lmaooo...I just love how the police have them carry the goods they stole while they look for tires and kerosene. Street evidence! Lmaoo

Please this is not news. Go to the abuja camp and see them drop like rain. That heat is no joke.

FLAWLES:
*yawns*

fulls and fools??

Nahhh...too boring. I like everything brand new.

Because she thinks you bare the fruits of giving.

Please when is this movie showing? ? I want to watch the whole thing...

Nayok:
So "am in love with you" cant be a lie?

it can be but not like when u say "i love u"