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tpiadotcom:
Op you should be working on how to transform yourself into husband material if you are male.

Not all this jargon you are known for

and what jargon am I know for?

sinaj:
did u c any on ma pic

That's the pic for your natural day, where is the one from your artificial day?? Lol

pretydiva:
...i wan go buy maggi

send the house maid!

sinaj:
lol why du u fink I lied

team natural involves no weave. And am sure u wear them..

pretydiva:
Walks out of thread majestically

*grabs her hand before she passes the front door!*

..where do u think yah going? ?

misshoree:

why d face...

younghartz:
I rather walk away
Never insult a girl

If your class is too high for me I'd just change school

u must be my long lost brother somewhere because i wud do the same thing

sinaj:
he will pay o!

I thought u are team natural. So u lied.

Xiadnat:
Is there any other kind?

Hair pulling and such can a highly eroti*c play since hair especially back of the hair is erogenous zone for some.

I don't know about tearing shirt, that's too much even for "Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.

However, my hair is still a fair tool to utilize. I keep my hair styles simple and unencumbered and nothing that can't be fixed afterwards without taking a trip to a stylist.

Just saying. Pull my hair, yank it, massage it....it's all good.

Well said! Hair pulling is very important for some. I have heard of girls turning around to slap a guy for touching her hair. And i was like....

2dice:
Lol issnothing...
She mistakenly sat on her fone screen.. when we were messing around...nothing happen ...she repaired it.. Shikena

wait! Did you make her repair it or she offered?

Guys: what would you do if a girl tears your new expensive shirt during s*x? (Heat of passion reaction)

Girls: how do you react if a guy messed up your new expensive weave during s*x?? (Heat of passion response) I know some girls don't let a guy touch their hair, period! Or do you??

Heat of passion response: involves slapping you, tearing your shirt? Scratching skin and more.

wristwatch:
Lol wat will if she says NO?

then I need to find another woman who understands the meaning of in SICKNESS and in HEALTH. lol.

Love can withstand bad breathe plus if u can go down on her then she better bring those lips and kissing me with my morning breathe or not....


plus if you give a woman that good D in the morning, bad breathe will be the least of her worries. I bet any lady can testify to that.

sinaj:
yea #teamnaturalchicks#

Girl! U use make up, don't u?

Lmaoo...that girl don't love me...

In nigeria, it's by the size of your bank account
in the rest of the world, it's by being loyal, honest and faithful.

I don't mind flat boobs but that ass tho? Has to be out of this world or else to the left...

Higher animal things!

Is that money romantic in anyway??

If you feel happy searching these kind of women then you have more problems than you think OP.

missclasssy:
Utter Nonsensical Rubbish.

why r u mad?? Lol.

How about a guy with an accent tho?

Makeup are lies used to hide the truth.

#teamnaturalchicks

Forget all this...... The only way is to stop using cucumbers, peak milk cans, paw paw, ipads and all other excessively large objects to self service yourself.

Roll up some purple cush and let ya eyelid fall.

That's what I call a supreme curse. May no woman hold such power in my life. AMEN.

It would have been better to just say long distance relationship is not my thing rather than talking about your ex. Girls hate that!

redhook:
.....why not? I resemble man wey woman dey hard 4! Only Supreme balling over here!

lmaooo...okay pimping.

MrsChima:
I would say the feeling is mutual. It is not a big deal for everyone to like me.

so he automatically becomes NOT YOUR TYPE because HE IS NOT YOUR TYPE...

redhook:
.....that's because your TYPE is the TOKUNBO version and you have become used to that standard of suffering! , I'm only trying to help UPGRADE you to my TYPE so that you can experience a better existence!

You will say all that??