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apparentlylaw:
Wah if dz are her reasons

1 Chatting in resturant - how can u stay alone wif a guy u jez barely met ...Guyz can't be trusted

2 Coming with her fwendz to your apartment - what if she is trying to avert been raped

3 Call - You should be the one calling your babe nah ...no be u want GF , if she wants a new phone vewi simple , jez get a Nokia Torch Light phone for her ..shikkina

4 When she picks up fight with u for been broke - Come on , ur babe is ur responsibility , if she does dat to u for the first time, it would encourage you to hustle hard or u loose her

5 Subscription - Maybe she watches Video on youtube and it gulps her mb ..we all know how doez android device dey swap mb ...No be U want babe , u gas deal wif d responsibilities of having a babe and doze your points above dosent depict if your babe wants to drain you

Are you sure you are a man?? Pull down your pants and check please! You may have woken up in a womans body!

You just save me some money OP! Thank you! I just got rid of two girls after reading this. Just dodged two bullet.

A real man has been described in your bible n anything else is a phony!

ireneony:
real men dont wait for their lady to ask, they provide without their babe asking him...
the rate guys are stingy nowadays eh, they prefer to spend their money on a prostitute than their girlfriend, which is a very bad attitude..
nigeria men make una change

let's do the maths! 5000 naira for a prostitute every week or 20,000 on a week girl?

Now most girls just expect you to be responsible for all her needs in a relationship! I will never do that in my life! Outside random gifts and surprises and taking you out every now and then! You are on your own! Girls in nigeria think guys are their personal bank account when they don't even have a damn bank card!

Why do people mistake relationships for marriage in Nigeria? ? I don't have to provide for my girl friend, Now I do have to provide for wife in the ways that makes a house a home. Anything else is just pipe dream! If i do anything close to providing for a girlfriend! It's because I feel she deserves it at some point not because it's my responsibility as a bf!

dechandel:
Adonbilivyou
That word trended long enough for anyone not to have gotten the meaning joor

I just started using nairaland like 4 or 5 months ago! ....I have seen the word! But I just assumed it was a word I didn't understand!

SkinnyDude:
i dey tell you.
sometimes i wish i could just go to seminary and become a priest

Hahaha! True dat! Easy way out.

This is why I worry about chasing girls sometimes! Some are sooo pretty and you will like them from afar but once they come close! Crazy comes out to play!

We can take our ass for a walk! Now dats romantic! Lol!

I have actually been in this EXACT position! She was younger than I am and very very very very very and I mean very pretty! I actually met her before the job through a mutual friend. (She had braces then so i didny really give her a second look)..I had a girl at the time. I feared for my job and I also could sense that she liked me too!

dechandel:
Tell me you are joking?

Nah! !! No jokes! I had no idea! I am slowly catching up with these slangs! Don't judge me

MrTeymee:
Post it here or ahdonblivit

I just realise right this sec after properly reading that "ahdonblivit" is actually I don't believe it! I thought It was Russian or some slang that I would never get! Silly me

I am getting tired of seeing the same post over and over again!

Deefuray:
Well... Everyone is entitled to his/her belief

True! And I respect yours

Deefuray:
Funny enough I don't keep company, male and female inclusive, so it's not about speaking for myself. A girl who wants to cheat will cheat whether she has too many male friends or not.

what you mean by you don't keep company U sound like you got hurt bad in d past!! I agree with that!! A girl who wants to cheat will cheat! It's an unstoppable force but a girl with more male friend is MORE likely to sleep with some of them though! That's all am saying!

Well! I think i am handsome and I have everything mentioned and more! And girls like me these days more than i like them. (Only being honest not cocky!) I do think girls still like handsome men. Because most girls i have met say things like "i bet girls in this city are all over you!!, I can't believe you are single and you look like that".....so yes! Looking handsome is still in style I guess!

Deefuray:
I beg to disagree, that a girl keeps too many male friends doesn't mean she is going out with them and that a girl has just female friends doesn't make her a saint either

All you can do is speak for yourself! You may have some guy friends and it's just that and nothing more! But there are some girls running thru these male friends like a marathon! I have seen and witnessed this! There are so many of them. Some of them blame it on alcohol, they blame it on "i thought he was a good guy!, they blame it on "i thought since we were already friends we could have a good relationship!"....Ohhh I could go on!

Deefuray:
But she was like that before they started dating.

Well some forward thinking guys see that as a turn off! While I do know most girls get along with guys better than they do with girls, I also kno the amount of males u keep can say alot about u!

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiii! !! These hoes ain't loyal! Nigga. ...I would be speechless for days! Depending on the type of relationship I had or have with her. May we innocent men not have to deal with girls like this is our future. Amen!

I think we you own a house! It is wise to have other rooms! But as a couple you should share one room or if anything sleep on the same bed!

Deefuray:
It might just be her nature to keep male friends. some girls are like that

You heard him say more guys than the guys he knows!!! I would be worried! What if she ran through all these men??

You are already worried! And u still asking if you should be! Leave that girl alone!!

LadyX:
Don't marry yourself
You will make one sister single for life (the one meant for you)
Why don't you try number 1?

Like the OP said! Number 1 is very very rare in Nigeria and if they do exist! Some brother somewhere is about to turn that good girl bad!

juianne95:
ohk oo

can u love a man no matter what?? ...since u saying "ok ooh!"

ireneony:
everything about no.1 is me

sure!

LadyX:
Are you sure. Invite me to your wedding to chop jollof rice

Lmao!! If these are the only category of women left in nigeria then I will marry me! LadyX you are invited. You can eat jollof and more!

He has a point! Lol! Most girl will be insulting you now OP

He is funny until he is funny to someone else as well!

I rather die single!!