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PoliticsRe: Women Protest Unclad In Nkwegu, Ebonyi by Juxtified(m): 5:43pm On May 10, 2016
Why didn't the young girls join the protest?
Jokes EtcRe: Chisos,see The Real Difference Btw Nigeria Jollof Rice & Ghana Jollof by Juxtified(m): 5:13pm On May 10, 2016
Lol You guys want to start a war with the Ghanaians again
SportsRe: Leicester Fans Now In Nigeria (pic) by Juxtified(m): 5:05pm On May 10, 2016
Chelsea fans are now shouting ''the blues'' for Leicester City grin
PoliticsRe: Saraki’s 90 Lawyers Cause Confusion In Court by Juxtified(m): 4:56pm On May 10, 2016
9jatriot:
To increase the bill of your client.
Hahaha



Surfboard:
A person can hire as many lawyers as he likes as long as he has the money to pay.
No doubt. But have you ever wondered what each one will be doing? Its like one person being treated by 90 different doctors
RomanceRe: WHAT DOES HE WANT ME FOR?SEX OR MORE? by Juxtified(m): 4:48pm On May 10, 2016
Babe please let that guy concentrate on his business o, before you go and wreck his life with your untameable libido. He thinks you're intelligent and hasn't made a sexual move yet, obviously he has bigger plans for you. If you like go & use rush-rush to spoil everything, and then come back here crying that we are all the same.
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Signs His Signature On A Womans boobs by Juxtified(m): 4:44pm On May 10, 2016
Shamstiel:
Hello Mr dummy. The Lord can't answer your prayers. You know why? Because you are a sinner and he doesn't answer prayers of a sinner. How about if someone says this to you and I backed him up it is so just because I think he is God's mouth piece...

Think with your low IQ
Lol.
At my age I no longer engage in e-quarrels with faceless entities.
Nobody said the Lord won't answer your prayers or that you are a sinner. It is the type of prayer that is the issue here, not the person who's praying.
You may have all the energy in the world for an argument, but I know deep in your heart you know the truth.
PoliticsRe: Saraki’s 90 Lawyers Cause Confusion In Court by Juxtified(m): 2:00pm On May 10, 2016
Pardon my ignorance, but I have always wondered why any one would need more than 3-5 lawyers in court for a single case?
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Signs His Signature On A Womans boobs by Juxtified(m):
Shamstiel:
Lord bless me so much to the extent that ladies forming hard of get to other guys will be begging me to sign on their boobs. Amen.

Lol the "other guys" are already quoting me probably because they are threatened by my prayer grin

Thank you Lord in advance grin grin
maxdozie:
God doesnt answer such prayers
Shamstiel:
R you God's mouth piece? Face front Oga. I haven't signed in your girlfriend's boobs yet you don dey poke nose undecided
maxdozie:
Am not ...
But am just saying the truth ..
You and i know its the truth

But am pray it comes to pass ooo..
Like a Big AMEN!!!!!! To ur prayer
Guy u don't need to apologise to him. You're God's mouthpiece as a Christian and you've told him the truth - God doesn't answer such prayers. Its left for him to amend his prayer so we can all rejoice with him when it comes to pass
PoliticsRe: The Day Racism Ends In Nigeria That's When We Will Start Developing by Juxtified(m): 12:51pm On May 10, 2016
Racism is not the biggest obstacle to our development, corruption/lack of transparency & accountability in governance is.
RomanceRe: When A Guy Constantly Use Pidgin English During Conversations. by Juxtified(m): 12:39pm On May 10, 2016
I speak pure pidgin English. Does that count?

My best 3 languages in order of preference:

1. Pidgin English (Niger Delta brand)
2. My Native language
3. Reasonably correct English
HealthRe: Nationwide Doctors Strike Tomorrow !!! by Juxtified(m): 11:05am On May 10, 2016
greatgod2012:
Exactly!!!
But when two elephants fight, the grass suffers for it. The citizens, especially the poor masses are the ones that will suffer for it.


May God heal this country!
Amen o. Only Him can save us now
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Breaks New Record: Becomes First Nigerian Act To Hit No.1 On Billboard by Juxtified(m): 11:02am On May 10, 2016
nice one
HealthRe: Nationwide Doctors Strike Tomorrow !!! by Juxtified(m): 9:20am On May 10, 2016
It is long overdue. It seems the term 'strike' is the only negotiation tactic this government understands
PoliticsRe: Fayose: I’m Qualified For Vice President Position In 2019 by Juxtified(m): 9:19am On May 10, 2016
He's qualified for President even. Afterall it is only in Africa that the intelligent ones are being ruled by the illiterates
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin More Admired Across The World Than Dalai Lama And Pope Francis. by Juxtified(m): 9:03am On May 10, 2016
Than Buhari also
PhonesRe: Full List Of Mtn's New Cheap Data Plans by Juxtified(m): 2:22am On May 10, 2016
Nice packages
CrimeRe: Handsome Young Police Officer Murdered By Armed Robbers In Rivers State(photos) by Juxtified(m): 5:03pm On May 09, 2016
His reward is in heaven
RomanceRe: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by Juxtified(m): 4:55pm On May 09, 2016
whogoscam:
I think it's time a legislation is made to increase the schooling term for Nigerian ladies from 4 years to 8 years.
Hahaha
CelebritiesRe: Breaking: Journalists Denied Entrance Into Tiwa Savage’s Lagos Mansion by Juxtified(m): 10:51am On May 09, 2016
What did they put there that they wanted to go and collect?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Edo 2016: Oshiomhole And Odubu At War by Juxtified(m): 7:37am On May 09, 2016
That is no breaking news, Oshiomole is always at war with everybody - The Igbinedions, Uniben lecturers, teachers, students, market women, doctors...
PoliticsRe: IPOB Blasts Ojukwu's Son:Keep Mocking Kanu So That U'll Get Contracts 4rm Buhari by Juxtified(m): 7:29am On May 09, 2016
Even the late Ojukwu himself who started the whole Biafra issue saw it wise to dump Biafra for Nigeria during the General Elections
Music/RadioRe: #vgmas2016: Wizkid Named African Artiste Of The Year (full Winners List) by Juxtified(m): 11:54pm On May 08, 2016
WizPrince1:
Oga, it's Ghana Music Awards and NOT Nigeria... gat ithuh?
ipledge5:
it's Ghana music award,it happens that they included best artist in Africa category,and it was won by a Nigerian
Oh, I see!
Thanx.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mynd44 by Juxtified(m): 5:39pm On May 08, 2016
halfricanadian:
As d name implies his office is on ur mind
Hahaha
Reminds me of Morpheus in The Matrix
CareerRe: How I Almost Lost My Job Because Of Orijin Drink. by Juxtified(m): 4:27pm On May 08, 2016
Could have sworn this was an Orijin advert if not for the grammar.
PoliticsRe: I Have 6 Univ Degrees,bought My Jamb Form From Being A Conductor-dino Melaye by Juxtified(m): 4:24pm On May 08, 2016
crownbryan:
Too long a story. Writers need to learn how not to bore their readers with long epistle.
Or maybe the youth of nowadays just needs to learn how to read written materials other than text messages
PoliticsRe: WAR: See Who President Buhari Has Declared War Against by Juxtified(m): 1:58pm On May 08, 2016
There is no excuse for terrorism
CelebritiesRe: Omg! Transgender Woman, Miss Sahhara Shows Off Her Massive Boobs (photos) by Juxtified(m): 1:57pm On May 08, 2016
I wonder if she became a woman in order to expose her body like this
Jokes EtcRe: See Where This Person Parked His Car (photos) by Juxtified(m): 1:47pm On May 08, 2016
Ignorance is bliss for many people.
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Hospital, No Govt-sponsored Foreign Treatment From 2017 — Minister by Juxtified(m): 1:41pm On May 08, 2016
Were they sponsoring Nigerians before or themselves?
PoliticsRe: We May Be Able To Live Forever - New Proof Discovered - Newsphases by Juxtified(m): 1:39pm On May 08, 2016
Who needs that study when we already knew about everlasting life since over 2 thousand years ago?
Music/RadioRe: #vgmas2016: Wizkid Named African Artiste Of The Year (full Winners List) by Juxtified(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2016
What happened to other Nigerian Artistes? The only Nigerian name I recognize there is WizKid
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Wins Okekpe VIP Race In Edo (photos) by Juxtified(m): 8:50am On May 08, 2016
deboysben:
**** pls ooo is it the same english dictionary you use write dis ur sentence dat i also use..
Is this necessary?

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