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Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by Jwhizzy(m): 9:28am On Dec 08, 2015
Kindly assist with a VIN check on this vehicle.

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Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by Jwhizzy(m): 9:26am On Dec 08, 2015
Kindly assist with a VIN check on this vehicle.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Is Operating A Foreign Bank Account - Sahara Reporters by Jwhizzy(m): 9:24am On Dec 06, 2015
TijaniAbu:
Stupid Sahara Reporters Omoyele Sowore pretending not to know that Bank of America has branch in Nigeria whose African activities is headed by a Nigerian woman. Nothing do Dino

Big fat lie. Companies and Allied Matters Act does not permit the operation of a branch by a nonresident company, including banks. For BOA to operate in Nigeria, they need to incorporate a company, possibly a rep office.

This rep office cannot perform banking operations without a licence from CBN. So pray tell, how is it that Bank of America has a branch in Nigeria thru which Dino operates his account? And even if this was the case, does that exclude it from being a foreign account?

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Autos / Re: My Wonderful Experience With Mr Tadeus by Jwhizzy(m): 4:19am On Dec 06, 2015
How much is the 2010 and 2011 Toyota highlander. 3rd row.
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by Jwhizzy(m): 7:38am On Dec 05, 2015
Hi Export1.
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Politics / Re: Mohammed Adoke Recommends CCT Chairman’s Removal, Prosecution - Thisday by Jwhizzy(m): 6:45pm On Nov 09, 2015
Adoke the epitome of corruption? Hehehe!!! I laugh in Swahilese grin

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Health / Re: Unfortunate Deaths In Our Hospitals; A Nurse's Perspective by Jwhizzy(m): 8:14am On Nov 07, 2015
horlus:
I appreciate your write up but in some cases it's also negligence and carelessness from doctors. I lost my son few weeks ago after being born 4days later to jaundice. Despite the fact my wife kept alerting them that she has an history with jaundice from the theater where she had a casseran procedure. It's a story I don't want to start writing about right now but the child should not be dead if not for carelessness from the hospital doctors. Everyone keeps telling me to sue the hospital I v just decided to let go.

Sorry for your loss Sir. May God almighty give you fortitude to move on and strength to be a pillar for your wife and the rest of your family.

@topic. Any country without health insurance and social security will face the challenges we face. I pay almost 20% of my earnings to the government yet get little or nothing in return. That is a breach of a social contract.
Politics / Re: Fayose Hangs Out With Market Women In Ekiti (Photos) by Jwhizzy(m): 7:58am On Nov 07, 2015
Fayose! Always playing to the gallery!!! Like Okocha, e go dribble dribble dribble, score e no go score. Input 100%, processing 100%, output 0%.
Education / Re: Who Does This Teacher Represent During Your Secondary Sch Days? by Jwhizzy(m): 7:54am On Nov 07, 2015
Mr Eze. Further Maths teacher with his oversized suit abi na coat. GHS
Politics / Re: Saraki's Lawyers Vow To Report CCT Chairman To NJC. by Jwhizzy(m): 8:19am On Nov 06, 2015
All these cry-baby tactics by Saraki's lawyers though!

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Politics / Re: Dansuki House Arrest: DSS Releases Statement by Jwhizzy(m): 8:14am On Nov 06, 2015
I am waiting for comments from the Diezani apologists who claim that Buhari has a Northern agenda and is only prosecuting people from the South. Certainly Dasuki is not from Niger-Delta, South East or South South, or is he?

DSS clearly can smell a dead rat in Dasuki's cupboard and have asked to take a look. If he's sure he's clean, he should go before the committee, defend himself, and then go on his 'medical tourism'.

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Politics / Re: 'Text' Received By Senators To Accompany Saraki To Corruption Trial - Sahara R. by Jwhizzy(m): 6:10am On Nov 05, 2015
Any fly that keeps perching on dead bodies will one day end up in a grave. Let the follow follow sinators continuu.

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Politics / Re: Minister And Their Portfolio.... by Jwhizzy(m): 5:02pm On Nov 01, 2015
Source is someone's Facebook page? sad
Politics / Re: Breaking- Ministers And Their Potfolios by Jwhizzy(m): 5:01pm On Nov 01, 2015
Source?
Politics / Re: Breaking News Ministers And There Positions by Jwhizzy(m): 4:12pm On Nov 01, 2015
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Family / Re: Is It Wise For A Woman To Give Her Husband Part Of Her Monthly Salary? by Jwhizzy(m): 6:29am On Oct 27, 2015
A poser to everyone. What use is a woman to her husband (other than to procreate) if you cannot help him achieve your collective dreams faster than it will take him to achieve them on his own?

And we still wonder why there are so many baby mommas!

Dear Nigerian woman, ask yourself this... Do you want to be your husband's helper/better half or you want to be a dependent relative?
Crime / Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Jwhizzy(m): 4:47pm On Oct 22, 2015
Woe betide you!!!!!!
Prepare to eat plenty of watery beans! I trust Naija police. Na to talk say na you perpetrate Ikorodu, Lekki and Festac robbery, kidnap Olu Falae plus say you be Boko Haram...
It might even be better to enter one chance bus than to enter Naija police trap angry
Health / Re: How St.nicholas Hospital Doctors Killed Chaz B By Chinyere Roselin Chukuma by Jwhizzy(m): 8:26am On Oct 20, 2015
This is why those who can afford to will run out of the country for medical check up at the slightest hint of medical need. It is rather unfortunate, but trusting your life in the hands of a Nigerian hospital is like playing the lottery. I blame the government for poor medical facilities and our educational system for churning out half-baked medical practitioners.

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Politics / Re: Peoples Democratic Party Changes Name?? by Jwhizzy(m): 9:05am On Oct 16, 2015
omenka:
It is the season of extreme scrutiny and very little go unnoticed these days.

Was "scrutinising" pictures of the first executive council meeting of PDP since her shameful defeat at the polls when something caught my eyes- it was right there on the banner hanging on the wall upon which was written Peoples Democracy Party.

Besides making them so broke, which was evident in the fact that they couldn't pay workers and contractors their outstanding wages and the use of such shoddy banner for such an important occasion and the general outlook of Wadata Plaza, it appears the defeat also affected the opposition mentally so much so that they can't seem to remember the name of their party anymore.

Remember when they made so much mockery of the then presidential flag bearer of APC, now our amiable president, over an alleged gaffe on the name of his party, well, now, it is time for them to swallow their own pill!! Remember what they say about Karma.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's hear it for the Newest Political Party in Nigeria- the Peoples Democracy Party.

LWTMB. Is this a joke? Is this the new PDP? grin

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Politics / Re: Who Was The Best Screened Minister Today??? by Jwhizzy(m): 10:34pm On Oct 13, 2015
I can almost guarantee that all of the ministerial nominees will have done their home work and will come prepared. They are all technocrats with a wealth of experience. That has never been the problem. After all, Nigeria has in the past had ministers who held top positions in IMF, World bank and various multinationals.

Herein lies my concern...do these people genuinely love Nigeria? Because if they don't, if they do not love the country, its people, seek its growth, and trully mean well for her, a few years from now, we will be talking about how the "technocratic ministers" from Buhari's administration milked Nigeria dry, a la Diezani.
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by Jwhizzy(m): 4:19pm On Oct 13, 2015
Oga Lai sets a new record. Who says Propaganda doesn't pay?! grin

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Politics / Re: NNPC Releases First Monthly Oil And Gas Report by Jwhizzy(m): 7:50am On Oct 10, 2015
menxer:
Is there no wailer to do justice to this report?

I know it's a complex report that will take some time to debunk. grin

Unfortunately, it is a breed of intellectually lazy noise makers. Reason they are referred to as wailers!!!

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Politics / Re: NNPC Releases First Monthly Oil And Gas Report by Jwhizzy(m): 7:47am On Oct 10, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
Nigerians are not impressed by such a show of document publication that may not survive the test of time. We all remember the now infamous Cicilia Ibru and her Oceanic bank. They published every financial reports as mandated by law only to be exposed of documentation falsification.

So you will rather they didn't publish the report because some bank published false reports? I'm starting to think you're a far worse enemy of Nigeria than boko haram embarassed

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Politics / Re: UK Formally Asks Nigeria For Legal Assistance On Alison-madueke by Jwhizzy(m): 6:23am On Oct 08, 2015
This is why it is key that Buhari selects the right person for the role of Attorney General. We need to be spot on from a legal stand point and give Britain the right armoury to nail this woman.

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Politics / Re: Pics 4rm The Meeting Of Buhari,Osinbajo,Saraki,Dogara,Godswill Akpabio & Others by Jwhizzy(m): 6:07am On Oct 08, 2015
Plastic pictures, camera smiles. And who's the guy opening his mouth like he just saw a unicorn?
Politics / Re: Buhari Ministerial Nominees: Same Ol' Same, Corruption Mocks Anti-corruption by Jwhizzy(m): 4:45pm On Oct 06, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:

You supposed fear God na. Thorough for each of the 21 nominees? That na text book na.

Na your way nau. I figured you'll have an article written three months ago, criticising the ministerial list even though you didn't know who will be on it at the time. Thought you'll just Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V

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Politics / Re: Buhari Ministerial Nominees: Same Ol' Same, Corruption Mocks Anti-corruption by Jwhizzy(m): 4:28pm On Oct 06, 2015
I saw this coming grin
But I was hoping for a thorough write-up analysing and dissecting each ministerial nominee. @tonyebarcanista, you can surely do better than this.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo, El Rufai Feud: Nigerians Cannot Be Fooled By APC's Antics by Jwhizzy(m): 7:01pm On Oct 03, 2015
Two things to take from this article.
1. It is not enough for two people to say they are not fighting. Once vanguard and Trent say they are, then they are.
2. Barcanista might just be pro-biafra

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Politics / Re: Dieziani's Arrest: Why Buhari Should Not Be Hailed by Jwhizzy(m): 9:33pm On Oct 02, 2015
WhiteTechnology:

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Fish brain

Mention One power transmission and distribution plants built by Buhari

Imbeciles like you will continue to live in a cocoon, tormented by the demons of your failure in life, and will therefore see no good. Is it not an indication of your stupidity that you absolutely equate building of gencos and discos to improved power supply? You clearly have a small mind and to engage you further will add no value to humanity.

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Politics / Re: Alert! Alert! Alison Has Been Granted Bail. by Jwhizzy(m): 9:18pm On Oct 02, 2015
Make she no spend weekend for jail abeg angry
Politics / Re: Dieziani's Arrest: Why Buhari Should Not Be Hailed by Jwhizzy(m): 9:15pm On Oct 02, 2015
Dude, why are you in the habit of wasting your time on incoherent poo? Every success Buhari records, you write shit about how he is not to be praised, but if there's a problem, Buhari is to blame.
1. Refineries - don't praise Buhari
2. Improved power - don't praise Buhari
3. Plummeting exchange rate - blame Buhari
4. Drop in key economic indices - blame Buhari
You're just a shameless hypocrite undecided

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Politics / Re: Diezani Funny Memes Trends On Twitter - See How Nigerians React (photos) by Jwhizzy(m): 8:47pm On Oct 02, 2015
This woman is proof that human greed is ad infinitum. How do you go from executive director in an IOC to petroleum minister and still steal money like a common criminal?

Anyways, fingers crossed the British authorities get a conviction, with the help of Baba's body odour grin

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