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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo: I Left Real Madrid Because Of President Florentino Perez by Jydebauer: 8:17pm On Oct 29, 2018
Hmm
Politics / Re: I Stopped Kingibe, Abba Kyari, Rufai Abubakar From Stealing $44m- Acting D-G NIA by Jydebauer: 10:42pm On Feb 06, 2018
Fantastically corrupt country
Food / Re: Help!! I Am Getting Addicted To Soft Drinks. by Jydebauer: 9:49am On Feb 16, 2016
Go 'cold turkey.' I mean just stop taking soft drinks. I know it may seem easier than said, but it's possible. I decided to cut out soft drinks starting from January 1 this year, and I haven't looked back since despite lots of temptations. I actually now enjoy taking just water. Give it a try.
Science/Technology / Re: The Sea Turtle A Nairalander Saved At Chevron Roundabout by Jydebauer: 9:35pm On Dec 11, 2015
Wow! You're one in a million. Kudos.
Business / Re: 10 Ways To Prove You're A Legitimate Online Based Business by Jydebauer: 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2015
11. Become a member of the Online Business Bureau.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Growing Baby Bump & Kids In New Photos by Jydebauer: 10:04am On Nov 27, 2015
Her husband no mercy am at all.
Politics / Re: NASS Probes Uncover $15bn Oil Fraud by Jydebauer: 11:20am On Nov 10, 2015
Army arrangement by Fela comes to mind:

Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Them set up inquiry
Them say money no lost o
Them dabaru everybody
Supervisor Obasanjo
Them say make him no talk o
"Money no lost," them shout again
Inquiry come close o

E no finish, e no finish...
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Anita Okoye's Birthday Dinner by Jydebauer: 12:55pm On Nov 09, 2015
Don't blow a fuse bro. It's not worth the fuss.

BoiGrammz:
Whats all the fuse about?? Afterall i was at airforce1 dinner too but i didnt make a fuse showing off the Akara and bread we ate!
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Is ACE Charity Ambassador by Jydebauer: 7:06am On Aug 11, 2015
ACE roots?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Michelle Obama Wants To Divorce Barack Obama - National Enquirer by Jydebauer: 11:23pm On Dec 25, 2013
This is the same National Enquirer that broke the news of an alleged relationship between Obama and Vera Baker in 2010. For crying out loud, the suppossed cause of this latest 'trouble' in the Obama marriage took place in public. It's not as if Michelle stumbled upon Barrack and the Danish PM in a compromising position behind the bushes of the rose garden or something. Give us a break National Enquirer.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Necessary To Write A Resignation Letter Before You Stop Work In An Office by Jydebauer: 2:04pm On Dec 22, 2013
Hey peeps, usually one-month's notice will suffice. But for the avoidance of doubt consult the staff handbook of your present place of employment.
Celebrities / Re: 5 Most Humble Nigerian Celebrities by Jydebauer: 6:41pm On Dec 21, 2013
There's usually a distinction between stage persona and the off-stage lifestyle of a lot of rap artistes. Take for instance Eminem. Despite a lot of the antagonistic things he's known for lyrically, he happens to be one of the reclusive celebrities in real life.

fiizznation: angryI dnt think olamide luks like a humble person• Mehn d way dat guy sings doesn't depict of someone that is humble.. He over rant in mst of his songs.. " Me pu**y eater Me badoo me baddest me blah blah blah" stuffs dat he always spew in his music doesn't come frm a humble person• My own opinion though angry

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Politics / Re: Iyabo Obasanjo: Why I Gave Up On My Dad by Jydebauer: 11:27am On Dec 21, 2013
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Obasanjo may be a grandmaster in yanking other people's chains, but others are catching on on his methods and using same against him. And since they learned from the best himself the effects can be pretty devastating.

In my opinion, Obasanjo should make a dignified exit from active interference in national politics. There are other ways of letting your disappointment with issues known. I can't recall an immediate past president of the US writing open letters to a sitting president.

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Romance / Re: Was I Wrong To Reject His Money? by Jydebauer: 11:12am On Dec 18, 2013
Please guys who are the people with 'nobody' as user I'd? Yesterday we had a post by another (or is the same) individual talking of having a crush on a guy. Can someone explain how people are able to mask their IDs?
Romance / Re: She Slept With My Best Friend by Jydebauer: 4:19pm On Dec 02, 2013
Bro, move on. Trust is irretrievably lost. She's only sorry she got caught. Better you found out now than after marriage. Her saying it was a mistake cracked me up. Yeah, right. She slipped and accidentally fell on his you-know-what.
TV/Movies / Re: Movie Series That You Enjoyed And You Recommend by Jydebauer: 2:55pm On Nov 29, 2013
Flashback: Just one season produced but brilliant storyline.
Person of Interest: Hi-tech stuff plus plenty of intrigues, shooting and hand to hand combat.
The Americans: Old-school espionage. Brilliant.
Banshee: Improbable storyline and great cast.
Covert Affairs: Spy thriller.
Once Upon A Time: A modern spin on fairy tale characters.
Chaos: Adventures of misfit spies.
Dead Zone: Guy comes back from coma and finds out he has precognitive abilities by touching people.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 30 Most Powerful Photos Ever Taken. The Kind You Never Ever Forget by Jydebauer: 5:27pm On Nov 28, 2013
Great post. Emotionally-touching images. Another one that comes to mind is dat of Phan Thị Kim Phúc - the little Vietnamese girl pictured with her skin seared, running and screaming in the aftermath of the Napalm bombs dropped on her village by US military. Here's the link: http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/326206
Phones / Re: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by Jydebauer: 11:32pm On Nov 26, 2013
Now that we know what kind of phones we're all using, maybe the next line of enquiry should type of toothpaste or toothbrush we're using. And while you're it, you might want share what kind of palm sandals you're using. #facepalm.

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Politics / Re: Switzerland Returns Abacha's $700m Loot To Nigerian Government by Jydebauer: 1:05pm On Nov 26, 2013
One big merry-go-round. Theatre of the absurd. What else is new?
Events / Re: Amaechi Hosts Nollywood Stars To A Special Dinner by Jydebauer: 6:04pm On Nov 21, 2013
Him name na d*ckson.
Buoyantic: My guy get d*ck head....
Events / Re: Amaechi Hosts Nollywood Stars To A Special Dinner by Jydebauer: 6:00pm On Nov 21, 2013
Na Gobe!
extremelygolden: That second picture .....hmmmm.
The lady's dress na die!
Celebrities / Re: Love Story Of Rukaiya Indimi And Usman Dantata by Jydebauer: 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2013
Gaskiya! You couldn't have said it better.

Booty butt chic: Its money that is holdin dis relationship truly!
Sports / Re: Victorious Golden Eaglets Get N2Million Each by Jydebauer: 12:26pm On Nov 11, 2013
Nothing succeeds like success.
Nairaland / General / Re: Is Destiny Predetermined? by Jydebauer: 2:37pm On Oct 26, 2013
Hey Shadrach, it was not the destiny of your earlier thread to get the attention of the mods.

shadrach77: I remember posting a thread on this topic twice and the mods never gave it any consideration. Well, it doesn't matter who posted it. What matters is the fact that it has finally landed on the front page.

This is an issue i've mulled over several times but have not been able to resolve in my head. If destiny is predetermined then it means we can never do no wrong. However, some will argue that the fulfilment of destiny lies in your actions and the steps you take. Both cannot be right. I'm guessing for those who have a special divine assignment e.g. Jesus, thei destiny cannot be altered even if they tried to do so. For others, they can alter their destiny if they desire to do so, through the path they choose to follow.

When we analyse it further, i think destiny and free will are intertwined in that, if someone is destined to become something in life, he or she would have their free will but God already knew the choices they would make when they are on earth. He knows the end from the beginning so He knows the decisions you will make along the way and He knows where you will end up with those decisions, hence He decides where you would end up before you show up on the face of the earth. sad sad sad

Nairaland / General / Re: Is Destiny Predetermined? by Jydebauer: 2:20pm On Oct 26, 2013
For me I see it like this: God writes scripts covering every imaginable scenario of one's life but he gives you the freedom to choose which script you want to act out. For instance in Deuteronomy 30:19 He spoke about setting before them two choices; life or death. In essence their destiny was in their hands. Then in 2 Kings 20:1-6 we read about how God added 15 years to the life of Hezekiah which essentially changed his destiny after fervent prayers.
Celebrities / Re: 10 Richest Nollywood Actresses And Their Worth by Jydebauer: 9:32pm On Oct 24, 2013
Looks like figures plucked out of the air. Pray tell, what's the source?
Religion / Re: Is TB Joshua's Argentina Prophecy Coming To Pass? by Jydebauer: 5:52pm On Oct 13, 2013
Guys, she's was successfully operated on on the 8th of October. What do we make of the prophecy in light of this?
Nairaland / General / Re: Zodiac Traits do they really reflect in your character by Jydebauer: 12:10am On Oct 13, 2013
For me, I find bits and pieces of my personality under virtually all the zodiac signs. What does that make me?
Religion / Re: Jim Iyke Delivered In Synagogue Church Of All Nations by Jydebauer: 8:00pm On Sep 29, 2013
bigiyaro: What was he delivered from?
Exactly!
Foreign Affairs / Re: London Skyscraper That Melts Cars And Fries Eggs by Jydebauer: 6:29pm On Sep 07, 2013
Fryscraper!

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