₦airaland Forum

Ok. We've seen their names. As usual. They will always mark their criminal registers. "Nna mheeen"

Boko Haram have even started taking their battles to military bases while Burantashi is there enjoining us to beg them to surrender cuz they know all their hideouts. If the NA do not match this recent attack on them with an opposite reaction on boko haram this week, then I'll assume there is something more to boko haram they are not telling Nigerians.

Bigmillz:
23yrs

you're still young. No time is ever too late to set a new target and make things right.

Bigmillz:
God please I want to be among this elite

How old are you presently?

Cool. Gimme the list of the richest 100 people in Nigeria and let me see where these Drs. rank.

OZAOEKPE:
This zoo is about to go down, millions will go down if Kalu goes down.

mufu, Asari Dokubo said more than this.

Just leave PMB (Private Mail Bag sorry President Muhammadu Bullhari I mean) alone. The only promise he didn't make during his campaign was that he is going to walk on bar beach for us. And I'm sure he only forgot to include it ni.

A legendarily solid amigo

Chanchit:
Unlike Stella Oduah weh dey sell pepper soup before she turn minister of aviation over night, na God go punish that G*J
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And to all of you that have been quoting me, sorry no time to reply wailers.
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. Unzip my boxers, piss on all of 'em.

What U do before getting a ministerial appointment does not really count as long as U have Ur c.v.

She sud declare her assets. We wantu to knw au she became a billionaire.

I trust my babe. She won't complain. She has the addresses of all stores that sell quality rat poisons. All those poison that won't kill you, but will show U d perfect practical of what death is.

Kpele o. Bullhari. Just running Nigeria like Nollywood. No technicality. NFA(No future ambition)

Please detatch that scientific calculator from that blackberry passport o jare.

Lol. Se na foreign sacrifice be this ni? Instead of eko and akara inside Calabash placed on T junction. This must be an unstructured sacrifice ke.

Tonto is always naughty tho'. But that dog is the definition of ugliness in another dimension.

Holy F**k! Not again. R.I.P to the lost souls. Nairaland please give us good news every morning and let the bad news come at night nah. So that we can sleep it over. We are almost getting addicted to expecting bad news every hour bayii

This one too has entered ceiling to check the electricity wiring abi? R.i.p. Who's going to eat his heart ke?

Welcome back from Rehab dad.

Its like asking why job seakers prefer jobs with higher pays than jobs with lower pays.

Goke7:
You cannot be a Nigerian to say this, do you think tinubu lives in Ikeja? I call on everyone to condemn this senseless post

There are posts by human beings on here. I saw his post and then I concluded he's an animal to have posted that. Humans dont make paths with animals afterall.

IVORY2009:
der will be no more sorrow in d land....

Ok Pastor but sorrow is different 4rm unstructured attacks nah.

hinwazaka:
I want to use this medium to celebrate and give kudos to the men and women who made this a reality. Please Shekau, keep up the good work, and also please, Ikeja is a nice place to hit. Hurry up and make Tinubu cry.

If U're not an animal, how on earth would you like this rubbish.

I'll sit here and wait 4 the time Burantashi will come and beg us again to beg the Bokos that they sud surrender because the Nigerian Army knws where they are. Clueless Idiot.

GPS department? Issalie bros. Where is my dept? Industrial Mathematics department. Even philosophy isn't boring.

Sharp pikin. He doesnt wantu be a gentleman ni ke.

Hmmm. Gentleman! Ode lo n je be. *jawdropping*

Is it because naira appreciated against dollar? We prefer otumokpo to American Soldiers.

ajbabs:
Let Mikel firstly get "captain band" in his about to be relegated team (Chelsea) ,then we can consider him for PA to Super Eagles Captain.

Kindly connect Ur hand 2 Ur brain before typing.

I haven't read this article yet. But check this: Buhari is the president, Osibanjo is the V.P. Obj is still controlling in his own litu way and forming youth leader at his age, Tinubu is somewie also trending. Check the ages of everyone of 'em and tell us how we youths are expected to get a chance with this mentality. A country where you'll find someone with P.hd in Zoology rulling human beings while proffessors in Political Sciences are only useful in the university settings. Bros, reason am well o. Which rational youth dem go give chance to enta politics wey go back out?

Please Nairaland, give us good news fa. We are almost getting used to hearing bad news everyday. Post news like, "Bar beach turns into money", "Money rained 4 hours in Ondo state today and people were picking till they got tired".

Nairaland is always posting the pictures of suspected killers, robbers, kidnappers for we nairalanders. What do we do with their pictures? Lynch them through our fones or like the pictures?