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greatgod2012: Its not compulsory but its necessary, but it shouldnt be done in an expensive way that some people are making it to be. If one can afford it, alright, but for those who cant afford an expensive place can impoverise.
For example, when we did our own wedding, we didnt have enough money to lodge at the hotel or any other expensive place, but we did hide in our apartment for a whole week without going out, no entertaining of visitors whatsoever and we achieved our aims, we were closer, we enjoyed our intimacy very well without interruption from anyone, we talked about our differences, infact, during that 7 days, all we were doing were just eating, sleeping, having intimacy, talking, jesting, discussing etc, which are all the things we would have done if we had gone to an expensive hotel or other expensive places.
May God help us all.

this brings me to k2039's law of honey moon, which states tha irrespective of the place, costm provided intimate satisfaction, effective communication and happiness is achieved, you have achieved a great honey moon.

I'm sure after all this years, it still fresh in your mind and you wish you can travel back through time to those special romantic 7 days, That's what I call a real honey moon.

What a remarkable first date.

Sexual satisfaction.
Fertility
Communication
Sacrifice

Love is not suffiecient if any two of the above is missing.

I just asked my girl now and she said my extreme stupidity is what makes me special.

The fact that you bought her a phone of about 100k instead of the 160k she demanded doesn't necessarily mean you are wise.

You are still foolish, just that you would have been more foolish if you purchase the 160k phone.

Besides, I just have an impression that you are just trying to attract attention to yourself with this thread and that makes you even dumber if that's the case.

dopeJemi: I don't see hau dis is Funny...

Op, walk up to her with a smiLe on ur face and say 'helLo, goodmorning/afternoon/evening' in a charming and pLeasant way, after she responds, say 'hau r u doing and hope u r avin a good day' dats if she doesn't ask u first, den introduce urseLf to her and ask 4 her name even if u do know her name, den when she telLs u her name, say 'nice' and den say 'u Look good' and waLk away with a smiLe on ur face

God go catch the Op, na d day the girl get bad day, na im he go appproach her.

My personal commitment to remain faithful.

otokpamike: No don't tel her until u get pregnant or u catch him with ur younger 6ta.u're d typ dat destroy hapy families,karasheka

Perfect answer.

@Op, next time try to make your post concise and precise. The post is just too long for me to really get a grasp of what you are saying.

I'll just fantasise about becoming a man, my original default configuration.

He has done nothing wrong, he is just following the scripture which says 'Go and multiply, replenish and subdue ladies'

*falls from mount everest.

High time the kid's section is created. This is getting unbearable with all this small kid posting funny threads.

It depends on your definition of a real mother.

A mother is not just someone who gives birth to a kid but someone who gives life(protect, care, love, provide etc) to a kid.

For that I can say she is Tinubu's mother.

He can be in love as long as he understand what love is.

[quote author=coal_coal]Have you guys forgotten that these guys barely just arrived and hardly rested, not to talk of training sef.
Abeg, the boys tried. It's not easy jare. Am sure they'll improve as the tournament progresses[/quote]That's if they progress in the tournament.

tintingz: They played well sha... 6 - 1 no be beanz...we should know that Tahiti are also champions

You dey try console yourself.

bolaino: hahahaha, I'm older dan u bra

Okay I here you.

So how you dey bros B.

Femiblacky: Oh my God!!! Did your english teacher died early?? You just make a fool of yourself

*falls from iroko tree*

@ Op, you don't have to be confused, just impregnate that girl, It's not that hard just avoid using condom.

Goodluck

Anufolusho: I appriate u all for ur opinion,I pray that God we not let u all die before ur time. Thank you so much

So you believe in God and you think God will be happy with you aborting that baby.

Think about the consequences of an abortion. If you are lucky you may not get a scratch but if you are unlucky you may lose your life(D&C) or even your womb(drugs).

You did have unproctective sex and you had fun, now you have to face the consequences of your action.


Whatever decison you take has a consequence and only you will bear that consequence.

Next time before you have unprotective sex, you ask us on nl for our opinion.

Abortion is a good option if you are lucky.
Having the baby will also leave it scare on your life forever since you certainly won't get married to the father.

Goodluck.

bolaino: hahahahah, I wish I were a teenager, the ironic thing is that I would be older than u in real life.

You do reach 50, you wey you go clock 18 this year.

#yeye#

When he could have filed for divorce and get himself another wife. Now he will get his a.ss jailed or death sentence

3/10

1. He should just get a wife
2. Casteration is another option.


On a more serious note, masturbation requires a tremendous commitment to get over it.
Ofcourse he should know what stimulates him to do it(internet, Tv, sexual talks, sexual magazines etc), He has to cut himself off from it.

The point is masturbation has now become a habit for him, and now it has to be unlearned thesame way it was learned and this will take time.

He should also avoid staying in his room alone too often.

He should get busy with different activities, that way he won't leave his mind open for the thought of masturbating to come to his mind.

Ultimately, he has to make up his mind and decide he wants to really stop and commitment to it that will make him stop. Along the way he may fall back to masturbating, he shouldn't be detered, he should just pick himself back up and continue with his plan to stop.

Finally, I'm a christian and I believe in the power of the supernatural, he can pray about it and for me reading the bible will also help him fill his mind with good thoughts.

There is no habit that cannot be unlearned, so he has nothing to worry over, he can get over it and I trust God that he will.

@Op, I have a feeling that this is your story and not your friend's own.

A young teenager in love.

#kid#

ofcourse the doctrine varies from one church to another, so the merging will just create more problem.

Besides, you will have to retrench some pastors and their aides.

[quote author=gree-die]NO!!!!!!!!!
i want a very independent NUCLEAR family.
my children's children ll be wat dey are supposed to be, cousins.

Im tired of the current sys where my uncles are my daddies , my aunties -mummies and my cousins siblings . Too close for comfort.[/quote]sue them

It's not compulsory, though it allows both couple to have s.ex like never before and it also gives them enough room to fine tune their family goals since they will be in seclusion.

You should be telling her that, not us.

Each generation should be better than the previous, so there is no way on earth I will want a family like my parents own.

If a whole VC who is suppose to be a role model for all other lecturers in a university commits an offence as grave as this, I wonder what common lecturers will do.

Once more, our education system has been soiled and I wonder what the international community will think of this.

Wishing you are fulfilling year. HBD