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Romance › Re: Biggest Fuckup Of Year 2012 by k2039: 11:31am On Dec 26, 2012

Abdul Adam56: Mine was yesterday night,i was intimatin with my gal friend,when she told me that let us change style 2 doggy style,so there was water drop on my tiles,i jst fix my leg throug there,i dnt knw wat happened i jst found my self at hospital around 3.Am,so as i open my eyes i jst saw my friend nd my gf,so i ask her wat happened?Wat am i doing here?She told me i felt 4rm the tiles nd i fainted,so they took to hospital naked,lol nd big time Bleep up. ,

[color=soyouquotedme]Merry naked christmas and a wonderfully clothed new year [/color]

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Romance › Re: Biggest Fuckup Of Year 2012 by k2039: 11:29am On Dec 26, 2012

[quote author=Mynd_44]^^
Waoh!!![/quote]That's what happens when people celebrate the wrong way.

Politics › Re: Massive Fire On Lagos Island. by k2039: 11:24am On Dec 26, 2012

[color=soyouquotedme]More reason why I think christmas and new year celebration is overated.

Most people don't even understand or know the reason for the season.

A season of sharing, the money spent on knockout would have attracted a blessing if it had been given to the less privilege.

Now this alone will make some people homeless, bankrupt and broke.

It is well even in the well [/color]

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Family › Re: When One Partner Cheats, Who Should We Blame? by k2039: 10:20am On Dec 26, 2012

Tgirl4real: I dey wonder o. Na so u talk say Pope is infallible.

That was because you didn't get the joke. [url]en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility[/url]

Seun is the pope of nairaland, he showed he was fallible in presiding over the affairs of nairaland but the pope isn't fallible when it comes to dictating doctrines etc so and I had to put some sarcasm into my post.

Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by k2039: 10:11am On Dec 26, 2012

[color=soyouquotedme]The epistle of lalaosky chapter 1 from verse 1-50.www.nairaland.com/1141760/apology-jarus-oam4j/10#13546971

Nice epistle though, more wisdom to you [/color]

Family › Re: Dressing Kids In Short Clothings: How Appropriate? (Picture) by k2039: 10:05am On Dec 26, 2012*

[color=soyouquotedme]You don't need to think too far.

By their upbringing you shall predict their future. k2039 chapter 1vs1

From her upbringing you can predict her mother's life style. K2039 chapter 2vs1

My Source: I ploted a graph, interpolated and extrapolated the graph and I came up with my fact.

Op to answer your question, it's pathetic and very unacceptable [/color]

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Family › Re: When One Partner Cheats, Who Should We Blame? by k2039: 9:51am On Dec 26, 2012

Tgirl4real: How can that be a birth right? More like conjugal or marital right.

Don't tell me you take my all my words literally.

Romance › Re: Who Your Real Woman Should Be. by k2039: 9:49am On Dec 26, 2012

waleadex: For 14yrs and will you believe that?........such a sweet story to tell though.

Congratulations, initially I thought it was a young marriage(probably some few months old).

I beleieve marriages like that exist just that it's rare.

Romance › Re: Am Confused Guys!!!! What Should I Do? by k2039: 9:47am On Dec 26, 2012

Ezechinwa: . Hello Love. Doc!!! Happy new year in advance!

Thanks, happy new year in advance, wishing you a fulfilling, glorious and romantic new year.

Christianity Etc › Re: How Did You Spend Your Christmas by k2039: 9:45am On Dec 26, 2012

[color=soyouquotedme]It was as boring as boredom.

I was indoors reading, chatting and nairalanding.

I took bread for breakfast(that should tell you there was no celebration) [/color]

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Romance › Re: Guys What Really Prompts You To Marry? by k2039: 9:42am On Dec 26, 2012*

[color=soyouquotedme]I need a legal se.x machine.

Besides when was the last time any country elected a bachelor as president. [/color]

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Was Your Christmas Celebration? by k2039: 9:39am On Dec 26, 2012

[color=soyouquotedme]It was as boring as boredom.

I was indoors reading, chatting and nairalanding.

I took bread for breakfast(that should tell you there was no celebration) [/color]

Romance › Re: Biggest Fuckup Of Year 2012 by k2039: 9:35am On Dec 26, 2012

[color=soyouquotedme]@Op, you need a diary, get one at the diary section, your post should be in your diary, romance is a wrong section to post your fairy tale because I know it's not true.

If it's true then you just exhibited plain stupidity on christmas day for that matter, you can be sure to remain stupi.d for the remaining part of the year.

Merry Stupi.d Christmas and I wish you a intelligent new year [/color].

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Romance › Re: Biggest Fuckup Of Year 2012 by k2039: 9:31am On Dec 26, 2012

Sallychizzl3: Help me ask d dumb a*ss o. Mumu!

Modified.

Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Gained Through Nairaland In This Outgoing Year 2012 by k2039: 9:23am On Dec 26, 2012*

[color=soyouquotedme]I have gained new friends.

I have learnt how to trade insults.

I have learnt how to accept and accomodate insults.

I have learnt that some Nigerians aren't any different from racist(ethnic and religious bigotry).

I have learnt some new words and phrases

I have learnt how to criticise objectively

I have learnt how to handle criticism

I have learnt how to swallow my ego and apologise when I'm wrong.

I have learnt to read a article before making a comment because the heading might be misleading and it will only make me look stupi.d

I have learnt so much about the roman catholic church and their doctrine.

The list is endless.

All in all it's been fun and I have been able to while away my joblessness and time [/color]

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Romance › Re: Who Your Real Woman Should Be. by k2039: 8:01am On Dec 26, 2012

waleadex: My wife does......

how old is your marriage?

Romance › Re: Who Your Real Woman Should Be. by k2039: 7:12am On Dec 26, 2012

Does your girfriend have all those attributes?

Politics › Re: GEJ Administration Is A Disappointment - Tinubu by k2039: 6:56am On Dec 26, 2012

confusion247: To be honest tinubu is right. If Jonathan have had the courage to fight corruption, people like tinubu would have been out of circulation. I think tinubu is just reminding us that corruption have come to stay and corrupt party leaders ate demigods.

So true.

Politics › Re: GEJ Administration Is A Disappointment - Tinubu by k2039: 6:55am On Dec 26, 2012

Billyonaire: It is the height of immaturity for any Politician not to just wish Nigerians Happy Birthday but to use it as a medium of Press conference to remind us of the mess that their contemporaries has put us for about 52yrs now. Tinubu, we do not want to be reminded of our wahala, we just wanna have Xmas with peace of mind, freedom of sincere thoughts without being reminded that we need to pay toll to go see our friends at Ajah even when we do not know where the Federal Allocation for 6 yrs has been.

You meant merry christmas at the bolded.

Politics › Re: GEJ - Nigerians Think I Am Slow Because I Avoid Taking Hasty Decisions by k2039: 6:37am On Dec 26, 2012*

geeez: We don't think you are slow sir, there isn't even any movement at all, and if you're trying to give us the impression that your decisions are thought through before announcing them, then I think that is so untrue as you have had to reverse yourself on so many occasions

Excellent point(colored).

I'm only waiting for someone who will demonstrate his stupidity by trying to defend GEJ's stupidity.

It is a well known FACT that GEJ is a retardeen, I hereby propose the RETARDEEN's THEORY which states that 'THE MORE A RETARDEEN TRIES TO PROVE THAT HE IS NOT A RETARDEEN THE MORE HE SHOWS HIS RETARDNESS.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Compulsory For Wives Of Pastors To Be A Pastor? by k2039: 6:06am On Dec 26, 2012

Zoe777: ya dats tru. bt on a 2nd tot, we dont even knw if som of d apostles of d early church got married...... Or wot do u tink?

[color=soyouquotedme]I saw this coming, that you could raise this point.

Matthew 8:14 shows that Peter married.
I assume if it was in our days since he was the first pope(according to the roman catholic church) he would have handed over to his wife, but that wasn't the case.

I don't have a problem with a pastor's wife being a pastor, but I think most pastor's wives call themselves by default since their husband is a pastor, honestly, it's wrong. [/color]

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Politics › Re: GEJ - Nigerians Think I Am Slow Because I Avoid Taking Hasty Decisions by k2039: 5:53am On Dec 26, 2012

[color=soyouquotedme]@Sincere 9gerian, people like you are more reason why we are in the mess we are in now, the issue on ground now is not about ACN, it's about the OP's post, ACN might have failed us but GEJ hasn't done any better(that's the issue on ground).

Let's not be blindfolded by party, our assessment should be based on their records, it's not about painting one party black to make the other look white. I agree that ACN has failed, PDP has failed. [/color]

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Politics › Re: GEJ - Nigerians Think I Am Slow Because I Avoid Taking Hasty Decisions by k2039: 5:33am On Dec 26, 2012*

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@TRUTHTELA, I didn't cast my vote for PDP, as it stands you advising we maintain the status quo, but maintaining status quo only spells more doom for Nigeria.
The earlier we start screaming the better we get, we need to make people like taharqa see reason and think with their brain that election should be based on merit and honest assessment of our leaders records.

If we can make them see reason, we are sure to reduce the number of votes retardeens get.
This is democarcy, if we have more slow poke in the nation then we can be sure the C-I-C will certainly be a slow poke(slow pokes will vote for a slow poke irrespective of whether their is a better candidate or not), majority will always win whether they are sensible or not.

So the smartest thing we can do to stop retardeen from retaining office is sensitize people on reason why he is unfit to rule us,[/color] GEJ speech just reflected lack of decisiveness, a responsible president acts fast and doesn't make excuses for his failures.
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Sports › Re: Martins Spends Time With Orphans, Mothers This Christmas by k2039: 5:20am On Dec 26, 2012

This is what I call Christmass, God bless him.

Politics › Re: GEJ - Nigerians Think I Am Slow Because I Avoid Taking Hasty Decisions by k2039: 4:54am On Dec 26, 2012

taharqa: MUMU-ish, since u are so smart, point out the 'nonsense' in d speech and let me 'go ova' them wit u... The way u just chose to express yr view show that yr parents FAILED woefully in yr upbringing.. I 'pity' them

[color=soyouquotedme]Another slow poke like the C-I-C.

I understand why GEJ may probably win in 2015, if we have more slow pokes like you, he will definitely win by a wide margin at that.[/color]

You just demonstrated to the whole world that you are a person and a product of a failed education system

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Celebrities › Re: Are There Celebrities On Nairaland? by k2039: 4:50am On Dec 26, 2012

D sage: But honestly,you got some talents and i believe with focus,you will surely reach that greater high in the nearest future.

Thanks.

Romance › Re: Am Confused Guys!!!! What Should I Do? by k2039: 4:50am On Dec 26, 2012

Wizee: Why is ur name k2039? U shld hv used love-doc, bcoz u giv good advise on Romance sec

Family › Re: When One Partner Cheats, Who Should We Blame? by k2039: 4:44am On Dec 26, 2012

[color=soyouquotedme]If I don't deprive her of her birthright(se.x) then she takes the total blame.

But if I deprive her, we both take the blame [/color]

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by k2039: 4:42am On Dec 26, 2012*

[color=soyouquotedme]You should be happy, Good riddance to bad rubbish.

That you open this thread shows a little stupidity since you ought to have moved on by now.

Extreme stupidity is seeing the obvious fact that he is married and refusing or choosing to believe he will marry you and not return to his wife later.

The ealier you move on the better for you or you will remain dissapointed for the rest of your life. [/color]

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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Must Have Before You Are 40! by k2039: 4:30am On Dec 26, 2012

A home with a soul-mate of a wife or husband
The bolded is not a necessity.

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