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NeeFEmi: I dunno
But seriously men like women who lie and pretend.
Am sure if had had said I hate tatoo. You would be praising me abi??

[color=soyouquotedme]Applicable to men not k2039.

I love decent, honest, truthful girls.

Sadly I have not found one. [/color]

dmcdad: Why?

[color=soyouquotedme]It's possible you preside over the vatican later in life [/color]

HumbledbYGrace: U deserve me

[color=soyouquotedme]You think so?
Ok o, I hear you [/color]

dmcdad: Check on my diary for your kind perusal, and you will discover the kinda person I am, and maybe why I ain't in a relationship....

[color=soyouquotedme]His holiness. [/color]

NeeFEmi: Lol. Am renaming you ryt away to Dr k2039

[color=soyouquotedme]why?
Besides which of the doctor, book or medicine [/color]

joeydozzy: yeah, even if he's 50 yrs older cos there's no law against....well except if a minor is involved
its just your reasons for dating the guy that matter

[color=soyouquotedme]50 years, talk about exxageration. [/color]

[color=soyouquotedme]Nothing wrong, but for me it's a turn off. [/color]

HumbledbYGrace: u got excluded for this.........

I was not done with da list wat would u wanna have Kola

[color=soyouquotedme]I got excluded for what ........

Between you and I, we know your second paragraph is a patholical lie......

Whatever you think I deserve that's what I want. [/color]

NeeFEmi: Stop shaking ur head dude.
Its an imagination fyi am neva doin such.
If I cant bleach my golden brown skin then a tatoo is a no no.

[color=soyouquotedme]even for me [/color]

HumbledbYGrace: Lolest I missed this

1.Uj sizzle-myself
2.Redmoss-My sister in marriage he could take good care of her just for a day I don't mind
3.Silkmoth-a building for his clinic
4.Mynd44-take him to a varsity where there is network lol
5.Dagr8-a plane ticket return just to be with him on christmas
6.Larry sun-a publishing contract
7.Photocopy-a tall beautiful girl to take down the isle
8.Siggy-an open minded brain
9.Acidosis- a colunm on "the times"
10.Cuddles-A cocktail party with all the literature section chat central regulars

[color=soyouquotedme]This is pathetic, K2039 didn't even make the list, smh. [/color]

decoder dgenius: Merry christmas also to you and your family mr president. But sir all the things you are bragging of doing are they not our right? Is it not the land of nigerians you got the resources to do them? So why does your speech suggest that you are dashing us something.
This message is going to all Jonathan supporters, mr president has not fulfilled any of his promises, whatever he is doing now is below par. Nigeria deserve better than this with all our resources so stop celebrating mediocrity with all that has been seen Jonathan regime is a mistake.
Merry christmas to all nairalanders and to all Nigerians.

[color=soyouquotedme]Mediocrity has been the norm here, people settling for less, I agree with your post in totality [/color]

MORN DEW: Whats this man telling me theres no power in my place since yesterday nd u give me crap. You appoint Anenih as NPA chairman and you say there is hope, its until you leave you dine nd wine with corrupt pple nd u tell us 2013 wud b better in your dreams.

[color=soyouquotedme]He meant there is hope for more looting [/color]

Memphis357: You're just like your president...... Sick,demented and delusional!!!! Can you explain the rational in the way the country is being governed? The massive looting and stealing? Please,if you can't,I suggest you shut the Bleep up and stop this "destined to rule" talk. It's dumb muthafuckaz like U that made Nigeria be in this sorry state.

[color=soyouquotedme]Gbam [/color]

Opoki: Guy, this is democrazy, we rule ourselves to provide a better governance, don't relate scripture with this day life, when was the last time Manna came down, even in Isreal. We need better governance and thats it. If you're opportuned to go to places like SA, Swaziland and even small Scycelles you'll get my message.

[color=soyouquotedme]My bro, I tired oo, people always involving God just to avoid taking full responsibilty for their actions. [/color]

SELFWORTH: Then pray for him. He needs divine help to fix a nation that has been in shambles for over 40years. You cannot rebuild Nigeria overnight . This is something all those small brains on NL don't seem to understand .

So Nigerians haven't been praying for ages, he needs to start using his head and take full responsibilty for Nigeria.

Always clamouring for prayer is a way to avoid taking responsibility

[color=soyouquotedme]The only thing that is paining me is the fact that this thread will make it to the frontpage. [/color]

[quote author=ezzy-e]...what if he/she breaks up with u?...just thinking[/quote][color=soyouquotedme]He will rebrand his joystick [/color]

[quote author=D-Explorer]And after the guy con drop you, you go clean am con tatoo another one for the next guy ba?[/quote][color=soyouquotedme]I wonder ooo [/color]

NeeFEmi: Maybe when am married. I'd get one at my back just above the waist region where he can get seduced and kiss it.lol

[color=soyouquotedme]Smh [/color]

Jan8: so why don't you have a girlfriend? Why aren't you searching? Wait, lemme guess.
You're the stereotypical serious minded business man with no time for women, fun, tattoos and the like. Am i right?

[color=soyouquotedme]When did it become a necessity to have a girlfriend.

Why go into relationship and have a break up, he probably hasn't found the one. [/color]

Jan8: you gotta watch out for the guy who won't dump you nau

[color=soyouquotedme]As if it's written on their forehead [/color]

[color=soyouquotedme]My lover must be insane to expect that and I will only demonstrate extreme stupidity inscribing a tattoo on my pulchritudinous skin [/color]

[color=soyouquotedme]Make new friends, increase your network and also possibly get a wife if you have not found one [/color]

amyg: 9.Political aspirations den?

[color=soyouquotedme]Just trying to be more precise

@Mynd_44 I need to meet her o [/color]

dabrake: you haven't live life as a bachelor(the complete meaning of that 8-lettered word) 'cos if you have, you would know that s3x is the least of a wife's importance

[color=soyouquotedme]People get married for three primary reasons, all others are secondary

Se.x
Companionship
Procreation.

So how is se.x the least, besides se.x is necessary for creation in this part of the world. [/color]

Delafruita: i pity your wife and children.if only they knew how little they mean to you

Why?

[color=soyouquotedme]Talk about parental carelessness.

Strangers are not meant to be trusted, I guess she learnt the hard way.

That baby is gone, for the kidnapper she should expect karma to take it course soon, nature can't be cheated, what you sow you will reap, in cases like this the harvest is extremely disastrous and calamitous. [/color]

[color=soyouquotedme]You didn't call your ex and he didn't bother to call you and you are being accused for not calling, talk about pot calling kettle black.

If the call was necessary and mandatory he won't be a 'ex'. So it's not necessary you call him, if he has any reasonable thing to say he will call you.

Move on with your life, maintain the non contact rule.

Ex is simply good ridance to bad rubbish except in rare cases. [/color]

[color=soyouquotedme]It's pointless criticising them, they have made fame and money.
Besides I can't remember both of them carrying a placard on their head asking for help.
[/color]

Send in your thoughts and criticism, they will be helpful!

[color=soyouquotedme]u sure say u don marry [/color]

As for me, it‘s when he refuses to eat that i even scatter the house more with nice aroma.