₦airaland Forum

queenyjewel:
The way people post b4 they think on nairaland is getting more annoying, am vry sure u ar one broke ass guy that can't afford to buy airtym worth 100naira 4 ur gf....I don't blame u, the slum u live in, I believe most of the babes dere are those I never chop girls.......so its normal to assume all naija girls are hungry. Next time u want to post pls use ur brain

Hahahaha! E pain you? Ehyaaah, sorry! Better luck next time!

Lol

He abandoned the microphone just to view the p****!

Woman strong sha!

Do Nigerian girls know the meaning of "love"?

Abeg free Naija girls! Majority of them are very hungry!

Many young ladies of this generation are very "mean" and wicked!

That's why, most times there is nothing you can do to please them!

The only prayer is- "may the good ones come your way" (Amen)!

StunnazJay:
Being single is fun, being single is no holds barred freedom. Freedom from what? Well, freedom to chart your course and steer your ship (life) wherever you want to go.

Freedom to live your life with only one person who you are still trying to understand (You). Once you get married, you would have to put your husband/wife and or kids into consideration before taking any major decision.

Freedom to chase prosperity with every fibre of your being, freedom to "starve" if need be, till your business venture is capable of catering for your every need.

Freedom to be a better you. (This one doesn't have a deadline, you'll keep working on yourself and tweaking it till you kick the bucket) you might as well start now.

One can do all this things and even more when he is married, with understanding and support from your spouse. But you would agree with me that marriage comes with its added load of responsibility (It also has its good side) lots of it.

So if you are still single by now please relax, it is a very good thing. Now you have the time to pursue your career with vigor, you have the time and resources to start up a viable business and gradually transform it into a full blown money making machine.

Now is the time for you to have a complete understanding of yourself, your strengths, weaknesses and flaws. Then work towards increasing your strengths, so your weaknesses can die a natural death from neglect.

Because once you get married, those flaws would be magnified. It won't be you alone in the house bro, now you've got a Missus living with you PERMANENTLY, Plus a bunch of noisy kids scampering around the house making a ruckus.

Enjoy your sweet freedom now, do not rush into marriage.

The same goes for the ladies, don't fret if your childhood bestie got married last weekend. You are two completely different people, her journey through life will not be the same as yours.

Work on your self, work on your finances, work on your career and finally work on your relationship with God.

Enjoy your single life guys, do not, I repeat DO NOT rush into marriage because others are getting married. When it is time, it will happen.

Peace and love!

One bottle of jack daniels for you!

She is right, afterall!

Only few men wouldn't want anything in return when they offer help to a beautiful lady!

Spirit is the "core" of the soul.

June 2nd

Al Pacino

What do you expect from a conglomerate of ritualists and cannibals?!

These terrorists ain't human!

Congratulations to him and his family; as well as other persons celebrating their anniversary(s)!

I also pray that Thy Lord would grant unto me such anniversary and many more in this my present Earth life (Amen)!

Our great Fela Anikulakpo Kuti said it all!

"Authority stealing" is far worse than "armed robbery"!

Just see the roll call of all these "pen robbers"!!

What a shame!!

promsman12:
I wouldn't be surprised if this is a guy...

Two bottles of big orijin for you!

To mark a special day for romantic saints is a proof that we are all eager to love but only within a specified season chosen by a chapel often controlled by lust;
For it remains absolute truth that genuine romance is never bound by the dictates of our calendar nor clock;
And the admonition given by the scriptures preaches only but true and everlasting love;
For this can never be restricted to superficial or dedicated time(s) and seasons as being widely celebrated by a vast majority of us;
For "love eternal" is what I have long a while learnt from my great school of thought;
And our special day(s) would surely be "every blessed day" which would always provide a perfect opportunity for both of us to continue to solidify our bond!
Its "love eternal" my dear!

Source: kadas01

lexxylalas2:
Holy man dey will start with u for all d meat u stole frm ur mum pot of soup wen wer smal

Nobody holy pass my brother! Lol! But mind you, these bunch of criminals do not mean well for the average Nigerian! Do you know how this woman mismanaged kerosene subsidy money? You need to accept the fact that she could not deliver kerosene at 50naira per litre even after government's heavy subsidy on this very essential product! I guess you get my message!

I just dey laugh for here since!

Bros GEJ dey fall boys hand always!

Heartless and shameless "pen robber" sharing rice! Such a big pity!

This can only happen in naija; because in sane societies, persons like Diezani ought to be publicly executed through firing squad!

This aljazeera wey never fit free their journalists from egypt president hand, na dem come dey run their rotten mouth about naija!

Such a pity! Smh for them!

Bros Jona don "cast" bad bad!

But I been like the guy o! I still see him as a gentleman wey no like wahala!

What a very wicked world we live in today!

But then, The Grail Message has taught me that, "nothing in life happens by mistake"!

All have sinned!

We would surely defeat these criminals!

Long live Nigerian Armed Forces!

I once met a beautiful lady like this while I was on tour of duty somewhere in ondo state! Her name is also Lola.

But the rest is history!

Ojestas:
Naturally, she's more beautiful, i think. .


Just watch! Some K-legged girls go still come Here, come say she no try. . just try,check their profile, either they don't have a pix there or u find a terrible one there.

You are so on point with your observation! One red label for you!

Hahahahaha

Jokes apart, they can be annoying some times!

So you think so? From personal experience, many of those "fine girls" don't even like the "fine boys" for reasons best known to them!

buygala:
because they know that their kitten stinks.... Even the dead can perceive it






So they want to sharply know their position in life before the guy runs out of the room

Na wa o

Every geopolitical zone is buying and stockpiling arms even as insurgency is ravaging the country at the moment!

I tell you, this country is sitting on a keg of "gun powder"!

Highly volatile and dangerous times!

MurdaForker:
sure ticket??.. Tell me more

It's just the grace of Thy LORD!

Fit2Rule:
That would have been a fair excuse but I refused to apply for the ad hoc job and she's aware. Thanks for your contribution anyway

Don't mention!

asdfjklhaha:
Lol training staff indeed...

MurdaForker:
All liar shall perish and shall burn like guguru in the lake of fire - Emmanuel Ridogin

You ladies are better liars than men! . Me wey don get sure ticket to Paradise!