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Tell her INEC has hired you as ad-hoc staff and there is a training program slated for that day!

Goodluck to you!

It would surely help our democracy!

Some won't see it as "do or die" anymore!

Nice write up by the author of this piece! You are a true Nigerian!

Of course! Its suppose to be the "norm"!

I heard he eats 17 times in a day!

At home!

In Shaa Allah!

God forbid bad thing!

May The Contentment of THE LORD continue to abide with me and my household as I cross into 2015 and unto all Eternity (Amen)!

The Business of Government is suppose to be a "continuum"!

Only in Nigeria that we experience so many unreasonable and senseless "policy somersault" which has caused so much damage to our system since independence!!

iyobs7:
Ask the average Nigerian on the street the importance or the duties of these senators to their wellbeing, they do not know... That is how clueless Nigerians are not the politicians...

Senator is too difficult, common local government chairman, Nigerians cannot tell you their duties, stu.pid and foolish set if ignorant baboons claiming they know so much about governance...

If they know the duties of these people, then the change they so desire will start happening...

You blame who is paying your fathers salary instead of blaming your father for not using the money he has been paid properly...

"Ignorance" like you said "on the part of the citizenry" is a major cause of this "irony"!

No public official is held "accountable" in Nigeria after leaving office! Our political system needs a complete and urgent "overhaul"!!

Hahahahaha

Funny dude!

The sad part of this whole thing is that majority of these legislators are not in the House to "represent" the "masses"!

They are there solely for their "selfish interest" as they have refuse to allow our "collective wealth" go round!!

Quite unfortunate!!

For where?? Na dem watch am pass sef!

I once collected the laptop of a female colleague for research work, my guy wetin I see for the girl computer shock me!

No mind dem! Na so dem dey pretend up and down!

truthman2012:
How is islam that beautiful vis-a-vis the quranic injunction to kill all non-muslims? There is no point in history when islam had good reputation. Their warring started from inception.

Not at all! The founder NEVER "hurt" even a fly in his lifetime! The "error" stems from wrong "doctrine" on the part of some of his followers! He never told any of them to take anybody's life! These "jihadists" are criminals using Islam as "cover"!!

PastorKun:
But by practising jihad, they are only following the instructions and ex0amples of the founder of the religion.

Not at all! The founder NEVER "hurt" even a fly in his lifetime! The "error" stems from wrong "doctrine" on the part of some of his followers! He never told any of them to take anybody's life! These "jihadists" are criminals using Islam as "cover"!!

Islam is truly a beautiful religion!

Just that these "evil miscreants" parading themselves as "jihadists" have destroyed the good reputation of Islam!

You are good to go my guy! Carry on!

Truly, majority of Nigerian girls are "mean" and selfish!

Exercise some patience!

Nigerian men are by far more romantic than Nigerian ladies!

Majority of Nigerian ladies are pretenders!!

christaddicted:
Not again.

Well, I guess they're trying very hard to put their house in order! Its a very difficult time for the Nigerian Army!

A brigadier-general and 14 other top military officers are believed to be currently facing military tribunal at the Ikeja Military Cantonment, Lagos.
The military trial is part of the gale of court-martialling sweeping through the Nigerian army as it struggles to rev up its war against Boko Haram extremists.
The specifics of the offence which the officers are being charged for is not clear as at press time, but a top military officer confided in our correspondent that it might be related to negligence in the army’s campaign against the terrorist group Boko
Haram in the North East of the country.
The court-martial, analysts say marks a clear departure from recent trials in the military that have primarily involved non-commissioned officers.
Fifty-four soldiers from the 111 Special Forces battalion attached to the 7 division of the army were last week found guilty of mutiny and sentenced to death by firing squad.
The soldiers were accused of disobeying a direct order from their superior officers to take part in an operation to dislodge Boko Haram fighters from Delwa, Bulabulin and Damboa in Borno State and recapture the towns from the terrorists.
The soldiers said they refused to take part in the operation because the army did not provide them with the required combat and support equipment need for such operations.
Also, in September, 12 soldiers were sentenced to death by firing squad for shooting at a car conveying their commanding officer, Maj-Gen. Ahmed Mohammed.
They were found guilty of inciting mutiny against the GOC at the army’s 7 Division, Maimalari Barracks in Maiduguri, on May 14 and also sentenced to life in jail for criminal conspiracy and attempt to commit murder.



http://newmail-ng.com/new/army-general-14-others-face-military-tribunal-lagos/

I would want him to permanently "ban" the "importation" of refined petroleum products into Nigeria!

He should rapidly "redenominate" our Naira so as to make it stronger to other international currencies when exchanged!

He should "holistically" review our National Budget so that "recurrent expenditure" would be 35%, while "capital expenditure" would be 65%! If totally implemented, Nigeria would develop very fast! State budgets would also be prepared in such format!

Fix our very "erratic" power supply/energy by generating enough power from all available natural resources including radio-active/nuclear resources!

Lastly, he should immediately introduce "price control" mechanism on every good and service rendered in Nigeria!

Thank you in "anticipation"!!

[quote author=fuckerholic post=28888777][/quote]Of course! If the need arises!

Lucifer is extra-ordinarily "handsome"; but at the same time, he is "extremely evil and deadly"!

Please, do not quote me! Kindly make your individual contributions! Thank you!

ghetto101:
not only in Nigeria,have dated black girls in europe and some of dem at the same way,they will come with their friends or they beg u for take away.

Very bad and wicked behaviour! Silly girls!

These kind of greedy and wicked girls do not end well!

It is never a curse! Their "antecedents" would always "haunt" them!

The worst part of it is that these set of "shameless girls" are in the "majority" in our society!

Honestly, very "pathetic"!!

MillionDollars:
u are welcome our OBSERVER from SOUTH AFRICA , is it going smoothly? Any journalist in the house?

Thank you so much! Actually, I'm from FCT Zonal Office here in Nigeria!

As regards the conduct of the "Exercise", it has been relatively "peaceful", with the voting process running smoothly and all materials are on ground to ensure a "hitch-free" "Presidential Election"!

The "Press Crew" comprises Journalists from within and outside Nigeria!

#Still on patrol!........SITREP would be relayed as we progress!

Over to you!

This is a case of "pot" calling "kettle" "black"!

Obj's regime was relatively "okay"; but Jona's regime seem to be "below average"!

The "bottom line" is that all these evil politicians of ours are stupidly corrupt!......Just that some are "hyper corrupt" than the "others"!

The LORD ALMIGHTY is your strength!

Be strong my friend!

Don't give up! Both mentally and physically!

I am just here to perform my duty as a "Domestic Election Observer"!

You know we don't vote, but we are always on ground to ensure that the "Exercise" runs smoothly!

Please, feel free to lay your complaints as regards the voting process!

#On Patrol to various polling units across all the wards!

For Jonathan to allow that smelling country called Chad to open "office" for him head, I'm sorry to say, he is "not fit" to "preside" over our country Nigeria!

#fact!!

Jona really fall our hand sha!

Nigerians also understand that Niger-Deltans are vibrant people but uncle Jona seem to be an "irony"!

I gave up when that "smelling country" called Chad "scam" uncle Jona! One of the biggest fvck up ever! Dem play the guy collect bar for him hand! Even come allow dem re-group join sef! Na wa o!

Seriously, guys dey provoke o! Him no behave like Naija breed at all! A whole "smelling Chad"! Biggest fvck up ever!

E be like film trick for my eye o!