₦airaland Forum

He's a great goalkeeper! He deserves it!

I truly missed nairaland! I'm happy nairaland is back and thank The Lord for d restoration! Seun, kudos to u, nd I sincerely hope dis long break-in-transmission won't happen again! Thumbs up to nairaland management team! Shalom!

Nairaland is truly a complete package! A wonderful site!

Both (greed and poverty)! I still believe the average Nigerian girl needs to be empowered so as to help erase this retrogressive mentality that many of them posses presently! If this can be achieved, our society would be a better place!

GEJ has my vote already! To those of you who are planning to make this country "inhabitable" for peace-loving Nigerians by orchestrating violence which could lead to "break down of Law and Order" come 2015; my sincere advice for you is to "refrain" from such! If you dare try to take laws into your hands because you and your supporters are aggrieved; then the full weight of the law would certainly fall upon you! If you have any complaint, better seek legal redress rather than attempt to truncate the system!.....Thank you!

No doubt, GEJ is a nice and humble man but the only problem on ground is that he is surrounded by empty heads! Personally, I can never vote for APC because of the kind of politicians that make up such a party!

1. Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye

2. Let's get it on - Marvin Gaye

3. Been so long - Anita Baker

4. Nobody - Keith Sweat

5. Sade Adu - Sweetest Taboo

And many more.......

Brimmie: Bro, that's the power of Punäni!
What Mama Piss cannot do, Diezani can do better!

Mr. President have lost it!

The guy just dey fall guys hand! I pray The Lord protects him!

Jona! Jona! Jona! How many times I call you? I'm sorry for you o! So you allow those two jezebels (Diezani and Ngozi) to blindfold you to the extent that since you became President, you have never been concerned about the welfare of Nigerian workers; while you and your cronies steal our money in billions of dollars! Now you want to watch that heartless Diezani convert our refineries to her personal property!! These people you surround yourself with are digging your grave, but because they have blindfolded you, you seem not to understand! I earnestly pray that The Lord would free you from their bondage for the sake of vast majority of Nigerians (Amen).

My condolence to her entire family and I pray the help of The Lord reach her wherever she is (Amen)!

Fine babe

Money Thiefing Network (MTN)!.....Truly, they are terrible rogues!

Its a season for deep reflection and a period to acknowledge the greatest sacrifice of Love from The Almighty CREATOR in sending Our Lord Jesus Christ to come and teach mankind as well as guide them towards The Eternal Path of THE HEAVENLY FATHER AND CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!.....Merry Christmas to all Nairalanders!

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]See BEEF thread am sure this is wat the ladies wana hear anyways its a free world, " ON TESTING BEFORE MARRIAGE I STAND" [/quote]Korect guy

Congrats!.....All the best!

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Seriously i won't advice any guy to marry a girl without first sampling her for the following reasons


1. Some girls have an offensive väginal odour ,that when get undressed the entire house go dey ooze


2.some girls have vägina that is as loose as Nigerian local dogs , if u wait till ur wedding night before u find out ,na heavy cross u carry o


3. Some girls will jus lay on the bed like a bag of rice during sěx ,no excitement ,no style..if you marry this kind of woman , u go still dey go outside go fùck ashawo


4. Some girls can neva be satisfied " NEVER" even if u service them on per second fuckn, they will still be asking you that " wat have u done, that u are tired ? "...guys if u wait till ur wedding night before finding out " ur days no go long"


5. Some girls have spiritual husband ,that if u are straffin dem ..dey will be shaking and shouting. " spiritual spiritual spiritual ! " this one I had a personal experience o! so if you wait till ur wedding night to find out " ur life will never be that same again [/quote]You have said the basic truth!.....He who has ears, let him hear!

My fellow Nigerian Compatriots, please kindly sheathe your sword(s)! Let us use our time and energy to tackle bad leadership in our country as well as fight to enthrone good Governance! If we do these, Nigeria would rise and become great and take her rightful place amongst the leading nations of the world! We are greater than all African countries combined in every area/sector/aspect/endeavour; and it would forever remain a "fact"! We have abundant solid minerals and we are also blessed with huge deposits of hydro-carbon as well as abundant human and intellectual resources never to be compared with any nation on this Planet!.......Let us work together and unite to move this great nation forward!....Thank you fellow Compatriots!

We shouldn't blame South Africa for being ungrateful to us!.....Sincerely, we should blame our citizens who have given Nigeria a very "bad image" outside our shores!....#fact#

Yemlizzy: So many life threatening issues.May God see us through.

I say a Big AMEN!

I doubt it!.....With the few time I've spent on Nairaland, it doesn't seem like.....

yinx007: Single since 2011, dunno how I landed there, but I still am after 2yrs. Never knew I could stay single for so long..


But then anything could happen in 2014. Fingers crossed

I can understand!

This clearly shows that Jonathan and his cohorts especially that "heartless and incompetent" Dezeani are mindlessly ready to plunge this country into ruin!......Quite unfortunate!!

cutiepie01: Pls whats the best gift i can give my guy?.Guys,pls which gift would u appreciate if given to you by ur lady?

The best gift u could give to me would be....Respect, Faithfulness, Sincerity and Loyalty!.....Thank you!

May The Good Lord shine your path and send Help to you on your way back home sir.......I wish you strength Sir Madiba.

skidoox: N in ur mind u think its a Christmas gift.... no try am oh,,,,i cant imagine the scenario...

So u think I'll give it to her to go nd "freeze"??....Relax bro....I'm still in charge!

If a man can cook and he is able to do some domestic chores very well, by the time he finally marries and he is able to assist his wife sometimes in doing these things domestically, such a man would always be known to be a "true partner" to his wife and immediate nuclear family!.....Afterall, your wife is not your slave!!

harris3451: Guy how you go feel if woman come meet you dey tell you say she wan buy sperm? Them dey hawk sperm for Alaba international market? Or e get who dey import sperm for there? Guy you funny oooo.

Shey the Op tell u say na buy dem dey buy am abi na steal dem dey steal am?......go back nd read d post again!

[quote author=Onyii.do]. If u were d one, would u give ur sperm to her if she' wants'. Mtchew[/quote]You are just being too forward!......No, personally for me I won't give her!.....Approaching me as a matter of fact is still far better than trying to STEAL my sperm because if I catch her in the act (cos I know I would), its never gonna be funny!!

It is very wrong for a lady to steal a guy's sperm!......If she wants anything (sperm) from him, then she should politely approach him!