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She's only 16 ?? Now i feel the fool.

At the idiot who said I'm gay because I don't like the beautiful Beyonce, what happened to other attributes like intelligence, personality e.t.c. What even happened to "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" ?

So calling you ugly is a compliment ? Well i guess looking the way you do,you've been called worse names than that
. . If 24 hours internet is the measure of your sucssess you must really be unsussessful in life. .

@ chidog

I just saw your ugly ass pic on your profile. Now i see why you don't have a life. Ugly ass bitch
P.S - I'd rather be gay than even touch you. . . with a stick

Lol at okadawoman,Is that the best you can do ? animal

@ chidog

Shut the Zap up ! You're the one acting like you know the bitch personally,you need to get a life,Beyonce won't get one for you.

chiogo:
When I'm done with you, you'll be rolling ears too. !

So what are you going to do to her ? E-slap her ?Beat her over the internet,get a life ! You have too much time on your hand. If beyonce is your idol it shows you don't have much going on in your life anyway.
rolling my freakin' eyes

And if you DESPISE Beyonce as much as I do. You might ENJOY this parody videos. They're damn funny


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaIILnXoC-s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkJ0A5QJ1jc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3dAwIHqwOE

SeanT21:
Beyone is the Black version of Britney Spears.She has no originality.Her stage performance consits of here screaming and rolling on the floor like she is crazy(BET AWARDS COMES TO MINE).

Britney has more talent ozzing outta her ass than Beyonce has in her entire body. She might not be a good singer,but she's a hell of a dancer,and her performances are entertaining. Which is more than i can say for Beyonce,who thinks rolling on the floor screaming Ring an alarm,Ring an alarm is entertainment.

@All you BeYAWNce loonies. . . Get this in your heads. Yes i HATE her & DESPISE her,so there's no need telling me what i already know yawns

@ SeanT21

I feel like slapping her face when she talks about being a Christian, I was watching one show on MTV on the making of that video "Crazy Bitch In Love",she was talking about how she's a devoted Christian and how shy she is,all this while she was wearing high heels and a little bikini and her fat ass hanging out, I'm like is this bitch for real ?
People wear bikini's on the beach,Beyonce wears her on the streets in her videos. F*U*C*K HER

I hate that fat annoying ass caled BeYAWNce. You'll never see anyone calling Jennifer Hudson fat because she actually wears clothes and covers her body. Beyonce is always exposing her chunky thighs and fat ass WTF cover up biatch. If you have to show your body at least be in shape !
And by the way,all those awards don't mean shit,when you keep realasing song after song after song after song,and annoying videos,those people have no choice but to give you an award to shut the hell up, when she wins an Oscar i'll eat my words. That's the only award i respect a bit.

pafun:
See amala .
We dey talk important material this one he dey curse papa . Opposite people. Make i yab am ?

Abeg no yab am,pity am small lol

LL Cool J

Muritala Muhammad Airport,when he was going back to US

Kate Moss

Not at an airport,but in Top Shop,when she was modeling her new clothing line.

I don't think the owner really wants any advice

Hi Lawyer - I never heard back from you.

I hate this fat annoying bitch. No one is more overrated than Be-YAWN-ce. She can't sing,she can't really dance, She can't act to save her life. What a rip off. Beyonce has never had 1 Original idea in her life. What a freakin' rip off. For God's sake Ciara sang the exact same song just 2 years back,couldn't beyonce wait a few years before stealing it ? There's nothing this bitch doesn't steal - Chaka Khan, Donna Summers, Kylie Minouge, Janet, Mariah, Madonna. . . The list goes on !
I just wish she could take her chunky thighs,fat ass & fake weave and leave the earth. . . And take her sister Solange with her !

Hi Lawyer. I just sent you an email. Thanks

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Ughh too bad. Hope she's not gon hook up with that person.[/color]

You mean A- Rod ? Well I hope she does,moves back to NY,drops that annoying English accent & makes another great album.

Yes,you can but they almost always stand by their decisons. Why not just add the certificate and re apply.

Damn ! You were just mins ahead of me. I was about to post that

@ Poster. . . Sorry to burst your bubble but Anderson Copper is very very gay,and no I'm not joking. He's open about it,google it.

KarmaMod:
Lol is that what they taught you in your rundown area sof S London? parent "disses"? How boring. hehehe na this your Jesus teach you.

pathetic slave tart. THEY don't WANT YOU. The idiot found some Romanian john to smuggle her in and she's feeling funky. hehehe Oloshi

Pafun made it obvious from the beginning that this is a joke thread showing not everywhere is paved with gold, only this retarded slave decided to get her Pathmark undies in a twist over a country that wouldnt hesitate in drowning her in the ocean. What a disgrace.

The degradation people would put themselves through for the almighty red pali sha.

Red Pali ke ? Where does she wanna steal it ? As you said,the idiot found some john to smuggle her in. She'll soon be deported back to naija delta where she claims she's from. What an animal. Karma please this should be your last time of replying her. What an anal.

EloSela:
Your mother is a twit you ignorant piece of shit! Take your bitter immature ass over there and shut the f*ck up. Uptight obnoxious bitch! In future keep your dirty sour diseased mouth out of anything I write on here and everything will be cool.

Can you see the useless sort of individuals being bred in the UK ? You're dissing someone's mother ? Someone who is more articulate and smarter than you can ever hope to be. You're disgusting and a disgrace to yourself if that's the best to can resort to.

EloSela:
Britishland?, Nigerialand?, whatever just don't make an ass of yourself by trying to tell me which sites to visit on the internet.

The fact still remains that Nigeria is still light years behind the Uk and the rest of the developed world. Nigeria with other countries such as Singapore, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the Good ol' USA among others were all colonies of Great Britain at some point, yet Nigeria is the only country that hasn't moved forward since 1960, with nearly half the population lining up outside foreign embassies as we speak trying to get visas.

Pitiful!


Ask yourself why instead of posting carefully selective pictures of the UK in a pitiful attempt to somehow prove that Nigeria's non-existent infrastructure can somehow match up to that in the UK, the first industrialised and developed nation in the world. comparing London's tube system, the first such transport system in the world to Lagos broken down bus system is a complete piss take!

The poster wasn't making any[i] attempt to somehow prove that Nigeria's non-existent infrastructure can somehow match up to that in the UK[/i]. He was making a funny thread to show another side of UK that Nigerians living in Nigeria do not get to see. Until paranoid people like you started hanging your shit on the thread.

Ladies I admire on NL for being articulate,pretty & having good taste -

Sisikill
KarmaMod / TOH

EloSela:
Furthermore to any of those who are losing sleep over a person defending their country of birth(Britain) then they can go and jump in the river and give us all a break!

Why don't you jump in first and give yourself the break you deserve. Since Britain is your place of birth,find britishland.com and sit your ass there. Rubbish !

richo:
@poster
like the latter part of ya name implies, i think ur yarning dust

LMAO ! Nice one

busynett:
Shortman tell your cousin to also get the 5 digits code from the glove box and key in this code into the cd player, the CD ERR should disappear.

For more info, check out this link for Honda Radio:

http://www.carspace.com/guides/Honda-Radio-Codes

@Igbudu1

Sorry I don't info on Mitsubishi for now but you can google for solutions.

Regards

No,that's NOT correct. When it's needs the code it simply writes CODE. CD ERR is displayed when the stereo cannot play the CD because of faulty lens. It also happened to my car. I could fix it but decided to buy a CD loader at the back.

@ shortman

The technician is based in Ebute Metta,somewhere popularly known as Honda Village. My mechanic introduced me to him. I don't remember his shop. Tell your cousin to ask his Mech for a good technician. Or buy a 6 changer CD loader. It's about N15,000 for a good one.

Inspired you try o. This is a good price. I bought this same car some months back for a lot higher. This is a good bargin. Wish I had met you in time !

Looking for 2 B/R Flat in Lekki - Oniru Estat[/b]e or [b]Phase 2. Would prefer new house. My budget in N400,000 per year. Ready to pay N1,000,000 for 2 years with Agent fees. Anyone with information. Please holla. Thanks !!

Same thing happened to me when I bought my Honda IV TECH. I never even had the code. I took it to those electricians that repair car radio. They reprogrammed it to use 00000 as code. It cost me N2000.

@ Poster

You are very silly. You don't believe in HIV because the girl the HIV positive soldiers slept with did not get infected. So how were the soldiers HIV positive in the first place ?

KarmaMod:
That's what a certain mr Tunde said on BA

I remember that too vividly, They all sing the same tune. Does BA deport them free of charge ?

pafun:
By the way that BBC page has not been updated for more than a year !! So we are really helping them out here and updating for them , f[b]or free[/b] ; with love from Naija

With love from Naija,Naija style swagger swagger. LMAO Pafun i swear you too damn funny !