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They should just talk to the oga at the top

O God, I don't know what to say to d oga at d top

Is 2baba getting married to annie and kate. *justasking*

We sell all brand of mack trucks ranging from; superliner's, r-models, RD, DM trucks, CH trucks and Vision. We also sell dump trucks.

catholy: same wit me, am so grateful to u all i wil start work on monday. All thanks to nairalanders

please could I know what sort of work u got. Damn

Men, am as guity as hell. I get ideas of how to produce and direct musical videos right on my poo'ing sit. I think iam weird. Damn

@chuy234 kindly do. Jobs in dubai asked me to pay 92 canadian dollars rufundable though, but a lot of pple are its a scam.is it wise livin a job of 100k naira to search 4 jobs in dubai?

Lerin: OUR LADY OF APOSTLES PRY SCHOOL,YABA. OUR LADY OF APOSTLES SECONDARY SCHOOL,YABA (OLA). RIVERS STATE UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY,PORTHARCOURT.(UST)

den I can bet my 2 riyalds u know my mum, mrs okafor. She definitely taught u either in d prim or sec

Our lady of apostle prim, yaba lagos
Marist brothers juniorate, uturu, Abia state
Caritas university, enugu state
Dubai streets working, UAE

jigawatts: I know Salawu street, My primary school is dere .......... AL FURQAAN INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL (dat muslim school)

wow, dat coded muslim primary school

FrontPageLawyer: I rep Randle Avenue Pry, Government college Lagos Eric Moore, Ambrose Alli University.

dude den u must know salawu, of randle. I grew up there

bennynaza: Dat one na small tin na. I don spit on python before, the tin die instanta

dude ur mouth odour must b highly concentrated. Damn

Princewell2012: Pls i want to know how a private jet will help to carry out the work of God? Just asking

because wit it, u cud preach from space. Just saying

[quote author=i luv to.to die]We don't want......We didn't watch it from the beginning, so we wont watch it at the end. Make dem go. Issa Hayatu and his bunch of thieves. We no wan watch. We are ok, going to an ashawo joint to watch it. I love watching it at my favourite ashawo joint with all those kpekus walking about showcasing their well endowed amenities. I also get to have a free hugs with a large brea.st squeeze from those ashawos whenever Nigeria scores. I am looking forward to get my free fu.ckk from those ashawos as dem promised us if Nigeria wins.[/quote]I guess u watch ur matches at empire, d biggest ashawo hangout in africa. Just sayng.

Dis one is really my worst, met dis pretty babe in bus back den while travellin, took care of d girls expences rite from d start of d journey thinkin she was droppin at d final bustop so dat I cud properly toast her. Unfortunately she stopped at d first bustop witout tellin me gudbye talk more of thank u. And I was hopin 4 a fone numba!-)

Back den ORO, but now KAJO

Saksreal: SKYGO... The new teacher has tens of skygo's shirt which he always wore after school.
I couldnt help but wonder if he worked there before

dis one got me laughing real hard

Yestaday

Funny though

lekibraky: Maintenance fee u pay on working class girls is much more higher than the one that is not working cos u will want to treat her right and u can't buy inferior things for her. To maintain level with working class girls u buy her iPhone iPad bb10 a car etc but the one that is not working but have focus is better because she will work someday especially of she is educated so by then she will be so humbled because u know her background

u made badass sense my guy/babe

Dis guy needs 2 practice his readin skills in CARITAS UNIVERSITY enugu state. Dat skul u fit read 1 month straight

kitty kat: I need a desperate hot guy. Nonsense post

4 ur mind.

I thought nairaland na oluwaseun osewa get am from 2005 - 2013

Is nairaland owned by oluwaseun osewa 2005 - 2013

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I gueSs u just came out of d toilet

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hope I made sence

In no following order

Prison break
Burn notice
Strike back
Covert affairs
Human target
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[quote author=Find Out!]How about those who are single? Can we post what attracted us to our present crush(or crushes.lol) ?
I dont mean 'admirer' /'admiree', i mean the real crush that'll make you want to bring down ur broom from the cupboard to sweep her off her feet

Oh well, whoever I end up with, two things will def attract me to her :

1) Beauty
2) Intelligence
3) Not saying she must be overly religious, but she must have the fear of God.

Oh well, first things that'll attract : (1) & (2).

& since I've been attracted to girls not so endowed with (1) but well blessed with (2), I think Intelligence is likely the first thing that'll attract me to any lady. Even if your shape is better than Mercy Johnson's, if you are not intelligent to some extent, sorry, nothing You'll simply add to the list of sexy girls in my life. Finish.lol


But seriously, she has to be (is) really pretty sha.lol.[/quote]dude did u smoke weed? Coz u are confusin urself

[quote author=Al-Aguns]This may be of help to you @Poster

WHY YOU SHOULD NOT CONTACT YOUR EX

In as much as we want to live an “upright” life, and we do not want to create “enmity” with our fellow humans, it is important to note that, we must learn to leave the past behind us and forge ahead in life. There is certainly nothing that has happened, is happening, or will happen to us that has not happened to someone in the past.
This is just a write up based on my own personal opinion and experiences, it must not be used as a standard, but I can assure you that if we adhere to the points below, we would certainly have healthy relationships.

The Big Question: Why? Why does my ex want to be friends? Why do I want to be friends with my ex?
Answer: After a breakup, there is a huge hole in your life. You likely went from spending many hours a week together to none. Humans are creature of habit, and when a habit breaks we seek to restore or compensate for it. Imagine if you had another man/woman you could crawl into bed with after a breakup, you probably would, wouldn't you? That is you are filling the void; and a reason why it’s not your 'ex' that you want to stay in touch with, but anyone who will fill the gap that was your ex.

Reason 1: I actually have a lot of good reasons to stay in touch...
Truth: No. You have a lot of excuses, not reasons.

Reason 2: This person was really important in my life, why wouldn't we stay friends? We mean a lot to each other.
Truth: They were really important. If your ex is the one trying to be friends, it's not that they actually want you back, it’s that they are having a hard time getting over the relationship. The same for vice versa. And don't kid yourself, if you stayed friends you wouldn't have the same standards you keep as with any other friend. You are subconsciously seeing yourself as with this person still.

Reason 3: I need closure, I need to stay in touch to get over him/her.
Truth: Nope, closure isn't provided by your ex, it is provided by you, through grieving and accepting your loss.

Reason 4: I need to find out why he/she dumped me, -Or- I need to let him/her know why I dumped them.
Truth: What does it matter? You can't change your ex's way of thinking. There was something incompatible about you two and it's not going to change overnight. Hearing or giving a laundry list of reasons for being dumped or dumping them is not going to get you two back together. It will only make you become more insecure.

Reason 5: If we stay friends we may get back together again.
Truth: It could happen, but it will fail again. Without time alone to grieve, you are both bound for the same fate. You are each continuing to pick the scabs of the relationship, never letting them completely heal. You are also likely to be self destructive during this time; you are probably trying to 'fix' everything that was wrong to make your “ex” happy. This type of behavior leads to resentment. With resentment, you are incapable of loving. You are not yourself.

Reason 6: I need to return some items or retrieve some.
Truth: Like what? Your soap? These exchanges should occur within the first day or two. Anything that you 'need' after that time probably wasn't really 'needed', and is rather an excuse to see your “ex”. Any gifts you received or gave should remain with the recipient. A gift does not belong to the giver, but the receiver. This type of behavior could further damage yourself. What if they have already moved on and you run into their new mate? See what I mean?

Reason 7: We had great sex, and want to be friends with benefits now.
Truth: Again, not accepting your loss. You are probably assuming it is still exclusive, which really means you still see it as a relationship; which it is not. This behavior is likely to lead to confusion, insecurity (over pondering what they are doing when you are not together), and believe it will lead back to a relationship. Also, it prevents you from moving on. You aren't going to find your next partner while still sleeping with your ex.

Reason 8: We work at the same place, live in the same neighborhood, go to the same school, we have children, etc.
Truth: This may be, but it does not imply you need to have consistent generic communication. If you work at the same place, keep conversation brief and work related. If same school, it’s ok to say hi passing each other in the hallway. Have kids together? Keep the conversation in relation to them. Anything outside of these boundaries is an excuse to keep in contact with your ex, and again, preventing you from grieving and moving on.

Conclusion: Play out any of these in your head. How do you honestly picture them going? That's right, not well, in fact it may even make it worse. Do you really believe your ex will magically become 'the one' by staying friends with them? Will they magically get that sex drive back? Trust you around your friends? Be more open about their feelings? Spend more time with you? The answer is no, and if so, only temporarily until they become comfortable again. If it hurts when you do that, don't do it.

Closing Statement: It’s hard, but it’s necessary. DO NOT CONTACT OR RESPOND TO YOUR EX!!![/quote]kk