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[quote author=Xcelinteriors post=65663788]This guy was killed in my presence at onitsha[/quo

Cheee..... Men's dem, nigga! u b lynus ubanus lai Mohammed, inter galactic lying champion.

Why do Nigerian ladies love to eat, see fat everywhere on those women. Nawa oo.... Later dem go dey form slay mama's. Wonders shall Neva end

Am sure the guy who posted this is ugly as well

chriskosherbal:
This woman eeeeeh ....


But wait oooo I tot they said she was married


Abeg let me come and be going jare b4 my woman come catch me say I dey look anoda woman .......

I can't shout

And then he went to beat his meat "preek" (masturbation) to her picture.i laugh you bro

Liliyann:
What is wrong in giving your girlfriend money to look good and take care of herself?
Your girlfriend can also become your wife so there is nothing bad in pampering and spoiling her with gifts and Money,it makes her feel loved and appreciated.
If you like don't appreciate and shower your girlfriend with money,another man will definitely come and do the job well.

MODIFIED: All these broke and frustrated guys quoting me should better go and work and know what it is like to take care of their women.

This gal must be a lazy one. Let's not forget dat some hardworking and smart ladies are out there pampering themselves not waiting on any man to do it for them. God have mercy on you if it turns out dat you are ugly/wowo . Imma leave d rest to you

Dannidom:
Na so I pin this fine girl for corner one fine evening dey jonz her she cum dey form 'excuse mi, am nt interested' see babe wey i don catch checking me out the whole day cum the do me that kind ting. The funny tin be say as I dey near her (as in her back dey for wal) na so her boobi go dey push up, she still dey talk dat rubbish until my lips reach her own she no talk again til i reach yonder with my finger cum see say she don wet finish.
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Girls eh

bro! wetin na, u won dey lie for buhari baa. take it eazi wid d lying pls

omofunaab:
Lagos is way ahead of all other states in Nigeria and lagos won't stop growing as long as it remains fully in the hands of progressives

I really don't see any state beating lagos in the nearest future unless lagos itself derails, most states in Nigeria are not focused ,some are spending huge amount of money on media propaganda.

The executive arm of lagos is full of technocrats, dishing out good polices

if there was a dislike button I would have given a million dislikes. if not for d igbos Lagos will b noting. they are only where dey are now thanks too population density(the more the population the faster d growth of the state)

it seems dat d fall in oil price is not enough for our FG too see dat oil is not d way forward for dis country

comshots:
Nigeria air force cannot manufacture that.

hating will get you nowhere; be at peace wid it bro. you will enjoy life more dat way

sekem:
You're wrong.

ok, I just gat one question for you. what would bcom of your cult life when you are through with school.

Billyonaire:
I cant believe you are not ashamed to continue this thread.

Young man, have you heard that the world is a global village ? I and many other people consider ourselves citizens of the world. Some of us have investments in other countries and we really care who manages the global economy and global politics. I can understand that you are stucked here so your view of events are parochial and localized. I am again, asking you to put blanket on your reasoning. We are not the same. I am not on your bracket and you are not on mine. Even your politicians run to the West every now and then for advise. We are bothered about global leadership and who and who has access to the nuclear weapons. So please, I know your concern is about food, shelter and clothings so Nigerian leadership is all you are birthed to swallow. As for me and other Nigerians, we know what America represent, and we believe with time, you will realize how ignorant this your opinion is.

dude, the guy is just trying to tell you that no matter how concerned or how closely you follow d election. your opinion doesn't matter; be at peace with it bro. instead of wasting your time and energy on a country dat doesn't give a Bleep about what your opinion. why don't you try too do something about d current situation in your country.

Keneking:
Lord Bless My Hustle
£500×560NGN =NGN 280,000,000 per week
Jonathan ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

don't 4get he is gonna pay half of d moni as tax dat is 250k per week after tax

sekem:
C'mon will you shattap dia!
If I see anybodi for here wey go insult cultism again eh!
You think say e easy to be rugged?

I guess you have killed someone b4. correct me if I am wrong

Nigerians are one of the most creative people on the planet. While non-Nigerians may doubt my assertion,till they manage to invent a popular version of English like we did (Pidgin English), they can keep on doubting.
Although there are many awesome things Nigerians do, we do have some face palm moments. Don't laugh too hard at the five words Nigerians use that doesn't exist in the English dictionary:

1. Installmentally
This doesn't exist anywhere else except only in
Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search
"Installmentally" on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.


2. Night-Vigil
This is another one I don't understand. Does anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?


3. Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be
extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn't exist.


4. Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European
custom of watching over a corpse till it's buried
(called a wake) theirs, they have actually renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as "wake keep" or even "wake keeping".



5. Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female body part. When Nigerians say this word, they mean "cunning". How is that for a giant leap forward?

FYI nigerians didn't invent pidgin language. Pls the next time you want too post something try too verify if its true. Am sure you decided to put this post out of boredom

disclaimer: FYI [for your information] Nigerians didn't invent pidgin language. Pls try too get your facts right and don't b misleading people hereah!

your bro looks like a light skinned bat. All fair but ugly

for naija na im dey won cut im leg ah! make e no go b say when dem dey cut im leg nepa go kon take light d doctors go kon cut im laps join

kannywood ke, so naija get sub domain for movie industry. Nna mehn na im b say igbo sub domain go b Abawood

D guy no even fine self, why fine guy like me dey find gal wey go rape me. chai!!! dis life self

i need to show this too my gf. rare gems like this girl are very hard to find nowadays in nigeria

I don't see how dis will help them "chibok gilrs" since it wasn't built to carry an assault missile. what's d usefulness of this when I can buy a much more powerful drone on the market. Pls dis is not what Nigerians need, we need innovative weapons that will help us defeat boko haram and not some toy plane.

cybercares:
I apologize for using a fowl word against you,im just trying to defend what I believe in.

MMM is a community of matured and honest people providing financial help to each other. MMM is not a company,investment, PONZI scheme and it's not a scam.

Just give it's try... http:///?i=saheedola2020@gmail.com

I pity you, when it will crash pray you are not at the bottom of the food chain. those who will profit from this ponzi scheme are the earlier investors. mmm is just like robbing Peter to pay paul I.e when you refer me to invest, it's my money you are been paid. what a waste of time, all you lazy ass modafuckers trying to get rich quick without working. karma is the best teacher just herd MMM crashed in Zimbabwe and millions lost thousands of dollars. I pray Nigeria is next

dmostcheerful:
Sir/ma, mmm don't work that way, it's not compulsory to refer people in mmm, you don't pay the person that invited you.
I don't know why you people are so bent in spoiling anything mmm.

then how would I make my money with the 50% interest I was promised

abeg who d back side epp?

dmostcheerful:
Come on! Give me a break! The truth is conventional financial institutions have grossly failed us in Nigeria and the regulatory bodies have merely given them a slap on the wrist.

When the Stock market crashed and investors lost their hard earned resources what came of it? Was any one involved in the Stock market scam prosecuted?

When banks went under due to Board/Management unwholesome practises what punitive measures did CBN et all take? Innocent bank customers lost huge sums of money without remedy

Long live MMM

How it works: I get invited, I deposit my hard earned money.70% the money I deposited goes to the person that invited me and the remaining 30% vanishes. I am asked to invite people so that I can get back the money I invested with interest. umm.... but there's just one question I would like to ask [what if I don't invite anybody, how do I get my money back and with the interest I was promised] & [what if the people I invited invested a minute amount of money, how do I make my money back?]

SABA2002:
I thank God say gala na still fifty naira

with no beef inside

it's just in our nature; too think with our hotdogs

Agimor:
Don't mind that twitter senator of a guy .He is good at ascribing blames and will never proffer solutions.

like u didn't see the solution he proffered above why are nigerians so ignorant.