₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,326,855 members, 8,428,377 topics. Date: Wednesday, 17 June 2026 at 10:51 AM

Toggle theme

Kamantan's Posts

Nairaland ForumKamantan's ProfileKamantan's Posts

1 2 3 (of 3 pages)

HealthRe: Strike: "JOHESU is Selfish, They don't know what they want" must read!! by kamantan(m): 5:49am On Apr 19, 2018
ur write up shows how shallow minded Nigerian doctors are, bunch of selfish ingrates.
CelebritiesRe: OAP Vick: "Jesus Did Not Die For Me To Be Kneeling Down On Concrete" by kamantan(m): 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2018
shit girl, low lifer,dickhead, asshole,buffoon, scumbag,scaliwag and orangutan.... but u can kneel down to suck dick
CelebritiesRe: Ex-BBNaija Housemate, Khloe Goes Topless In New Photo by kamantan(m): 5:12am On Mar 25, 2018
banza kawai
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Bends Down To Greet Abdulsalami Abubakar In Zaria (Photos) by kamantan(m): 5:54pm On Mar 17, 2018
after prostrating he will go for ur jugulars

CelebritiesRe: Photos: Lilian Esoro Gifts Street Children Schoolpacks As They Go Back To School by kamantan(m): 1:41pm On Jan 07, 2018
must you tell everyone. u try sha nurse Abigail aka akpa nsugbu
RomanceRe: Couple Take Pre-Wedding Pictures To A Stream In Village (Photos) by kamantan(m): 12:50pm On Dec 30, 2017
Apum ukum
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph: "My Big Bum Attracts Men To Me" by kamantan(m): 5:12pm On Dec 24, 2017
gindin banxa
CelebritiesRe: Kenneth Okolie And Jessica Nwakah’s White Wedding Photos by kamantan(m): 11:38am On Dec 17, 2017
its his choice, so bleep all u bad mouthed dudes

CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay: My Bigger Butt Was One Of The Good Things That Happened To Me In 2017 by kamantan(m): 8:11pm On Dec 16, 2017
sheyi d dreamer

RomanceRe: "I Want To Get Pregnant" Nigerian Lady After Seeing This Photo by kamantan(m): 8:51pm On Dec 15, 2017
get a good spark plug for ur socket

CelebritiesRe: Onyi Alex Fan Begs To Drink Her Pee (Photos) by kamantan(m): 9:02am On Dec 15, 2017
no be only pee

HealthRe: Help, I'm A Guy Who's Growing Breasts. by kamantan(m): 10:24pm On Dec 09, 2017
its is called gynecomastia, a hormonal imbalance called hyperprolactinaemia, it could be induced by certain drugs like cimetidine ,ketoconazole...it can lead to infertility but the good news is DAT it can be treated
HealthRe: Plus-Sized Yoga Instructor Shows Off Her Flexibility In Semi Nude Photos by kamantan(m): 11:03am On Dec 05, 2017
...

FashionRe: Nyamal, Sudanese Student Called ‘Burnt' & 'Ugly' (Photos) by kamantan(m): 10:07am On Dec 04, 2017
I be albino be DAT o for wia dis babe dey
PoliticsRe: 20 More Exotic Cars For Reps Arrive, 100 More To Arrive, Each Unit Costs N17m by kamantan(m): 10:04am On Dec 04, 2017
for dis recession

Car TalkNeed Some Candid Advice. by kamantan(op): 12:15am On Dec 04, 2017
Good day house, pls I need your candid advice on the type of car I can get for 1million ,for a working class mother of two. thanks
PoliticsRe: Governor Fayose Gives Children Christmas Gifts (Photos) by kamantan(m): 7:20pm On Dec 03, 2017
pay their parents salaries and stop deceiving them with toys and sweet
NYSCRe: Yusuf Bomoi Is Dead (Ex NYSC Director-General) by kamantan(m): 2:49pm On Sep 19, 2017
rest on sir. he was my commandant in the 90's at command secondary school kadunarest on sir. he was my commandant in the 90's at command secondary school kadunarest on sir. he was my commandant in the 90's at command secondary school kaduna
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Spends The Night With Lady At A $2k Per Night Villa In UAE (Pics) by kamantan(m): 4:53pm On Jun 30, 2017
this guy has gone nuts
PoliticsRe: "No Referendum, No 2019 Election In South-East" - Nnamdi Kanu by kamantan(m): 8:42pm On Jun 23, 2017
he is suffering from illusion grandeur
BusinessRe: How Much Is Petrol Selling For In Your Area? by kamantan(m): 5:16pm On Mar 27, 2016
=N= 180 per litre, here in katsina. d DPR here are so useless n toothless. Oil marketers with d exception if AA Rani,FO and Dan marna. Have been exploiting us even before d scarcity. We voted for change n not chain PMB n Mansari act now
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Celebrtated His Birthday With Down-Syndrome Foundation Today (Pics) by kamantan(m): 10:57pm On Feb 29, 2016
Nice one Godwin coroner atleast u try pass mr common sense... Wey waste money for birthday celebration on celebs
CelebritiesRe: People Say I Look Like Davido, Is It True? (pics) by kamantan(m): 8:00am On Jan 15, 2016
See how u de fall ur hands, instead of make u say davido resemble u, bt u de yarn say u look like am. Ginger u worth boy
EventsRe: How Much Should A Young Average Man Budget To Marry His Dream Girl? by kamantan(m): 7:52pm On Jan 14, 2016
An average of 1.7-2.5million naira wld b appropriate
PoliticsRe: #dasukigate: EFCC On The Trail Of Two Fleeing PDP Chieftains by kamantan(m): 8:12pm On Jan 13, 2016
D game changer on d run...D game changer on d run...D game changer on d run...
CelebritiesRe: (PHOTOS) Derenle Goes Back To His Natural Hair by kamantan(m): 8:03pm On Jan 13, 2016
Dat boy na get gay tendency
PoliticsRe: Alex Badeh House In Abuja Seized By The EFCC - Pictured by kamantan(m): 7:58pm On Jan 13, 2016
Chai dis baba ba wasa o
SportsRe: Funny And Rude Comments By South-africans About Nigeria Ahead Wednsdys Showdown by kamantan(m): 2:48pm On Nov 19, 2014
Fine we accept dat u topped d grp in d quAlifiers bt I bet u SA won't mAke it to d second round in EG
SportsRe: Worst Ever Player To Play For Your Club? by kamantan(m): 2:07pm On Nov 19, 2014
Arsenal, certainly francis Jeffers
CareerRe: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by kamantan(m): 1:20pm On Nov 05, 2014
Intern pharmacist Also needed at FMC katsina send application to MD Fmc katsina PMB 2121 b4 30th nov 2013[color=#770077][/color]
HealthRe: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by kamantan(m): 11:57am On Jul 03, 2014
Bleep NMA, Bleep NARD
PoliticsRe: 10 Worst Quotes Of 2013 By Nigerian Public Figures by kamantan(m): 5:37am On Dec 24, 2013
berem: Every once in a while, Nigerian public
figures are saying things that become
history, unfortunately, sometimes bad and
shameful history.
Here is the list of the worst 10 quotes of the year
2013 in the descending order.

10) "I am the best rapper in Nigeria. If you
have an opposing opinion, now is the best
time to keep it to yourself"


Rapper Yung6ix having his imagined Kendrick
Lamar moment. Dear Yung6ix; make good music,
put out an album, put your name out there.
Maybe then we'll take you seriously.

9) "Any academic staff who fails to resume
on or before December 4, 2013
automatically ceases to be a staff of the
institution and vice chancellors are also
directed to advertise vacancies in their
institutions."


This was stated by Nyesom Wike, the Education
minister, in the middle of the lingering ASUU
strike. This caused even more problems and
deepened the crisis. Wike's press conference
during which he was screaming at the
microphone and yelling threats became an
instant visual manual for government officials on
how not to act in public.

8 ) "I was not a tribalist when I had a long-
standing and intimate relationship with
Miss Bianca Onoh, an Igbo lady…"


Femi Fani Kayode, the former aviation minister
and presidential spokesman, while he had so
many disastrous statements, he got more than he
bargained for when in defending himself against
tribalism attacks, bizarrely claimed to have had a
sizzling relationship with Bianca Ojukwu, widow of
the late Biafran warlord. He was forced to recant
when she threatened to sue him for every penny.

7) "We have stolen billions of dollars, what
did you do? We steal because you never
stoned us for it."


Governor Rotimi Amechi of Rivers state makes
provocative statements one after after another.
His latest one was dropped at a tribute event for
Nelson Mandela some weeks back, and it was
both an indictment on himself as it was on his
docile followers.

6) "Come, sit on my laps and I will show you
a level of grace you do not understand."


According to Ese Walters, repentant adultress
and misguided victim, senior Pastor Biodun
Fatoyinbo of the Commonwealth Of Zion Assembly
must have been using these cringe worthy lines
to score with wide-eyed members of his female
congregation. The most surprising part of this line
is that it actually works. His sweet roll came to an
end when she published a tell all blog post
revealing the pastor's many sexcapades. Pastor
Fatoyinbo is yet to deny Walters' claims. And is
yet to give that robust response.

5) "As the president, I don't know him (Abu
Shekau) and don't know if he is dead or
alive; you journalists will know more than
us. You are the ones who talk to Boko
Haram."


In a presidential media chat, Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan pronounced the words never to be
spoken by a country's chief security officer. In
denying the whereabouts (and maybe existence)
of Abu Shekau, Boko Haram's point man, Mr.
President took the war on terror 10 steps back.

4) "Yes, Patience Jonathan is my Jesus
Christ!"


Now this would be funny if it wasn't so sad. And
true. Evans Bipi of the Rivers state house of
assembly was speaking from the bottom of his
heart when he declared dame Patience Jonathan
(aka mama Peace) his deity as she was
responsible for his political career so far.

3) "I cannot categorically tell you one now…
the one we are going to make use of is
going to be made known by my oga at the
top…"


Mr Obafaiye Shem, former Lagos state
commandant of the National Security and Civil
Defence Corps was asked a simple straight
forward question by the hosts of Channels tv's
daily breakfast show. "What is the website of the
NSCDC?" It became his undoing as he went on a
rambling routine that did not produce the answer
to the question but succeeded in shedding light
on the pathetic state of affairs of our public
institutions.

2) "We do not pray for accidents but it is
inevitable… we do everything to ensure
that we do not have accidents, but it is an
act of God."


Stella Oduah, Aviation minister addressing
journalists 3 days after 16 people lost their lives in
the Associated airlines crash that was ferrying the
remains of Olusegun Agagu, a former aviation
minister. Of course, as it turned out, God had
nothing to do with this particular crash as the
Accident Investigation Bureau revealed that a
malfunctioning engine and a wrong call by the
pilot was most likely the cause.

1) "You are a widow… go and die"

Oh dear! Edo state governor, Comrade Adams
Oshiomhole became this year's face of
insensitivity when he was recorded on video,
yelling at a poor widow displaying her wares
illegally by the roadside to go and die. He later
had tea with his victim and rewarded her
generously but still, that image lingers.
Mr wike should go get his guts purified with hyssop

1 2 3 (of 3 pages)