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Eyaa, sorry ehn, come mek I hug you.

Final day, who dey lead?

Soooo, she can now give birth to her half brother?

No one talks of how truckloads of people were killed by crusaders in the name of christianity and people are here acting holier than thou.

Stop this gawddamn bullshyt! People are doing barbaric acts and hiding behind religion. Whether muslim or christian, na today e start?

Mtchew!

2buff: Muhahaha naw.
I actually prefer em 25-30, confident & mature.
I no get patience for small-girl tinz.

Ehn, and na who say those below 25 dey on small girl tingz?

So e be like say, you nor go carry with those arms?

hardbody: Goldie visits Prezzo, Yes, so what?

The guy sef no fine, anyways, this una Goldie sef na worwor personified. I can see the mutual attraction of two equally fugly people. Them go born frog after making the 'music'. Mtcheeewww

LOL

Sam Milla: Genevive is sick. So is Linda Ikeji, Ayo Adesanya and all those mid 30s, early 40s single ladies.

Life is a thing of the mind. The mind controls the body.
As a lady, if you are not married @40, you are sick. Not sickness from malaria or fever but sickness from sitting down in your beautifully decorated sitting room, wonderfully organised bedroom, all alone. Thinking of the next man who will show up. The fact remains that we are Africans. Sometimes we get too westernized and then get stuck in the middle of two opposite cultures.
Genevive will begin to look robust as soon as there is a permanent man in her life no matter the man's social and financial status. But of course, Genevive, Ikeji and co would naturally want Brad pitt and Tom cruise or if they feel like coming down from their thrones, they would consider people like Dbanj, Tuface, psquare, ramsey noah and co.
Sam milla and you will not come to the picture because we are not on screens. You see there are clever ones among them. Ini edo, what is the name of that one with big b.reasts...Johnson somebody. Those ones ran into a kind of shelter called husbands and they are happy now. Genie will eventually grab a no gooder when she hits 40 and then she must have been a fool forever.

SharrÀp jor!

And did genevieve tell you she doesn't have a permanent man in her life? Or does she have to have a paper to state she has a permanent man? Did she tell you when she was planning her life out she had marriage in there? What the hell, jor!

It's this mentality that gets women so worked up that they become 'sick' at the age. They feel like they have to be married by so and so age and they lose sleep over that. Their lives becomes a misery when they pass that 'age'. Abeg, stop this rubbish.
If she really wanted to be married she would have.

Mtchew!

sherry lo: That babe with the blonde hair furgly no be small.. Who she be self?

I think it's halima, if it is that babe nor ugly ooo. I guess it's a bad day for all of them.

Abeg, after the death of truckloads of people, na today dem come gi we this message.

Dem bin sabi, just wanted to make money out of their lab manufactured virus first. Soon, dem go come say cure dey. The cure bin don dey since. Money money money!

kwajahafiz: Hey u judgmental boretards, give tha man a break. He is being who he is . Not everybody will tote the
Line of anonymity that is some of ur boring lives.
Charly rocks the casbah . Let the man live.
So he cross dresses and might even occasionally take one up the ole poop shoot. What concerns you.
Let the brother be yo.

Lmafooooo!
Take one up the ole poop shoot?

*dies*

BeraBera: This is clearly a case of Multiple personality disorder, when one person believes that he has more than one personality inside him/her. it's a psychological problem. He needs prayers

If prayers can cure psychological issues why are there still mad people in the world?

@topic, will all his craziness, he has such a beautiful wife? Na wa!

Ndipe: No, I cant, but honestly, from I have heard about Senegales/Gambian Fashions, you would think that they are the best in West Africa. But in my opinion, they are simply overhyped and no less different from other fashions in Nigeria. Not bragging or anything, but I'd like to think that Nigeria's fashions are also edgy.

Instead of hyping' go there and find out for yourself. It's not a hype, it's the simple truth.

Tskii, if you want tailor come let me take you to one.

^if you read her comment you will see she didn't say natural hair has to be short.
She was merely stating how we have to either go bald or do a transition if we want to go natural. Many black children get their hair permed and if they decide to go natural they have to start from the beginning.

Otherwise what? You will marry another race with long natural hair. Uda fart an dat?

2buff: I'm guessing you're still in your teens?

You like them young and fresh abi?

tellwisdom: And what has my mother got to do with this??

I want to know whether you use those same useless fingers used to type bytch to touch your mama.

I guess the aZz penetration you've been getting has affected your brain.

vanstanzy: U sure Me thinks you even failed woefully. U must be mistaking.

Lool! With this sentence, you have confirmed the research to be true.

I did what it said and my eyebrows have never looked better. I don't have naturally arched eyebrows but it came out nicely shaped and full.

@ekt' lol, I'm forgetful in general so I guess it had the opposite effect on me.

Lol, don't worry I don't flirt. It's not good for my system.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Kandii, you see? He didnt even deny the last part [/quote]Lool, he didn't see it.

[quote author=eku_bear]I think you mentioned it before, at least once (pretty recently too).[/quote]Lool right kk

Ah ah, I'm not flirting oo, just trying to get him to carry me with those arms since 2buff nor wan.

I forgot I was a mod here.

Ì. Smoked it before to help me revise once and it helped. I remembered everything I read.

Yeah' very.


Lol, wait oo. How did you know about a break up?

[quote author=ekt_bear]I am asking[/quote]Lol' tbh I don't know.

Thank you!!!

lool

Sybellah: loool u mean this?


Hell no lol! I know some pple who eat it like snacks and say it's delishis

Lol yep.

somalia5: ever though maybe we have alot in common with arabs such as religion.

religion which determines alot of morals and cultural practices.

most countries that are muslim dominated have similarities with middle east let alone the somalis who live near them, study at islamic universities and who live in middle east by million

Dude sharrap! It's obvious you're dying to be arab. I just want to know why you haven't moved across yet

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Society does not define who i am. I am not married presently and i cook my soups, so what makes you think that will change when i get married with the kind of mindset i already have?

I have never believed a wife is a slave. She is a helper. If i come home from work and there is no food, I'll simply do what i am used to doing prior to marriage- Cook!
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Awwwwwh!
Why can't other men have your mentality?