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Idowuogbo:
Ma bitch, if Irishkez pass verification, babe na that kian yellow mango go fit ya team ooo...the sweet lemon crew.

teeo:
This pretty lady would give Romanciella a run for her money

https://www.nairaland.com/mzteemarh

Three7Ty9:

Idowuogbo:
all ears ooo

MadCow1:
Monsieur Kandi..


Beinvenue. I need you to endorse my '[b]Kandidate' Madmoseille Temigracie as your choice candidate for this election.

Thanks alot.. [/b]

MizMyColi:

I'm fine.

Should I address you as an (m) or (f)

I've encountered you on many threads in the past past.
I read a lot of archived threads.

Plus you featured actively on the first thread I really participated in immediately I joined NL.
Good to have you here.

MizMyColi:
Hi Kandiikane

oweniwe:
Three7Ty9: nor mind am.

Odilafta: am trying not to think about that.... Just concentrating on getting the laptop back.



corrupt......!!

Stop watching porrn. Too much porrn shrinks the brain.

No wonder you have been talking radarada

oweniwe:
smh... Some people....

In real life, 1+1 is not always equal to 2.

I could raise 35k and head to warri... But if something else come up.... I have to be careful.

Lets see what happens by 5p.m

coogar:
kandiikane, you have the swag of a breaštfeeding nanny goat. what the heck is wrong with you? wretched life? my pet dog lives a far comfortable life than you do.

ewu ara!

freecocoa:
Na wa o, she doesn't live in your area so that means you can't get the laptop back? Oya then why did you open this thread?

You thinking of setting her up, did you forget she doesn't live in your area while typing that? Why is it ok to want to set her up but not ok to hand her over to the police despite the fact that she doesn't live in your area?

oweniwe:
you are a very stupid goat.

So because i dont have a laptop means i cannot afford it?

So all the people who use public transport dont have/cannot afford a car?

All those who are tenants cannot afford to buy land and build a house?

You're very daft.......!!...

oweniwe:
even if i said so..... ?

You talk as if money grow on trees.... I should go and pluck 30,000 from the backyard.

Is 30k what you use to buy tissue paper?

Do you kno how much the police will ask for to get the laptop back if i go report the theft?

Dont let make me insult you pls

oweniwe:
kandiikane, i've lost my respect for you.

I am now a "broke guy" cos i dont have 30k cash at hand to settle someone who stole a laptop i borrowed to do a project?

And i have to go all d way to warri from asaba to get it back? What if i go with the money and something else comes up?

And u still have the guts to call me broke?

Pls Stop commenting on my thread.

Thank you.

can't involve police cos am broke

oweniwe:
Abeg are you a Nigerian?

Sexy and shapely babe for that matter. all she need to do is just to wink at the DPO or quietly tell him she willing to do "anything" for him.

the DPO might even go extra lenght and throw me into jail after tasting her honey pot.

BTW.... I dont have any intention of stripping or rap£ her. I only said i now understand why some aggrieved guys do it.

I just need d laptop back .... Nothing more..... Anything else is between her and my uncle.

oweniwe:
kandiikane & breadplanets:

you two are women nau.... Its ok for a woman to hit and slap guys.... But if the guy retaliate..... He's an animal.

Its ok for gals to ask men for money..... But if a guy to ask a gal for N100, he's a broke ass nigger... As if all gals a millionaire.

If it were my laptop, ok.... But the laptop belongs to a friend. Wetin i go tell am?

So because she's a gal, i should just collect the laptop she stole back (i pray i get it back o) and walk away?

Do you know what it takes to involve police in nigeria? like crackhaus said, she could just Bleep her way out..... I dont want anything to do with police biko. That will involve the whole family, my friend's family too.... Aha... I nor wan wahala abegi.......!!...

breadplanets:
I would never wish for guys to be lynched and burnt to death because one person stole something from me. So we cant be in d same shoes.

Texykool:
It happened

If we don't discuss it, the dangers will eventually outweigh the silence. What if he becomes addicted? What if he loses any interest in the opposite sex? So many questions.

I hope you know that teaching him how to get girls is not the way out. There are many who are in relationships, even married folks, who still indulge in the act.

DukeNija:
Kandii why are you bent of blaming this man for his wife's terrible behaviours? Will you also blame him for making her call the 2 male attendants 'rats'? Its obvious you are very bias and will continue to blame him for her ill manners, childish and unwomanly behaviour. The worst kinds of people are those who do not learn to take responsibility for their own actions but will always find a way to blame someone else.

exebi:
Thanks kandiikane.

Did you miss the part where I said;

(i) I apologized repeatedly
(ii) I asked her to tell me what I should do next time since raising my hand offended her.

You are convinced that I am doing some wrong things and refuse to change. I have spoken to her multiple times. I have listened. If I was not interested in listening or peace making why would I after her behavior approach and ask her what the issue is and apologize and ask her to tell me what to do differently next time.

It is very easy to assume men are mad and crazy and sometimes we are (just like other humans)...but not all the time.

The main issue for me as I hinted at in my initial post - even if I am this horrible man that does nothing but willingly inflict pain on my wife is that why she would tell me the following:


"God will not answer your prayers"

SeaGold:
You are excessively stopid and pussy whipped!

If the wife has temperamental issues or mood swings we should blame it on the Op right? Or is there an instrument invented to detect human temperament and its causes in marriage?

Your hypocrisy is glaring. You need to marry to learn a lesson.

SeaGold:
You sound foollish and naïve.

The Op don't know shiit hence bringing it here for public opinion. At this point the op is frustrated with the wife biitching hence the need to lay it bare but I supposed if he knows or rather being economical with the truth, he would have expunged that phrase but he let it be.

On the fart thing, the woman used the perfume to spite him and make him even look miserable and frustrated. Do u know the feelings when he got to find out his wife used his perfume to "cleanse" the atmosphere when air freshners can do the trick? The feelings is one of rejection, disrespectful and contempt.

Have you asked your self how many times the op have aerated her fart with perfume?

Before we start arguing....are u married?

SeaGold:
Who is causing who pains? The woman who refuse to discuss her problems or the man who is confused as to her actions.

We should stop justifying stupidity you know.

coogar:
you won't waste them on me cos there's no evidence you have even experienced it. i like you kandiikane but you are an apple-farmer.

for the umpteenth time, the two terms are the same ish. no need to be irritatingly pedantic to quote my post just because you want to score cheap brownie points.

freecocoa:
Get out of my head already.

I think there's an underlying problem here, except the wife is a witch then he 's got to be doing something wrong.