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coogar:
it's a symbiotic relationship.
the married men get extra sëx & the ladies get money. no one is using the other & your pedophïle analogy is way off. single girls running after married folks are not children....they know exactly what they are after & the arrangement is fine by them.

who asked you?

Rubbish post.

The ways in which A married man goes after a single chick is no different to a paedophile dangling candy infront of a prepubescent child.

As slimyem wrote, the ladies dating married men know all this and don't care because they have nothing to lose. The person that needs to be adviced is the married men.
In fact, it seems to now be so common that young unmarried guys are now looking forward to that moment when they can dangle candies like paedophiles.

crackhaus:
As per my needing an extra vjay, they don't all taste the same - variety is the spice of life.

Is this your answer as well?

Maybe

crackhaus:
Not all of them.

So why do you need the extra vjay?

ask yourself that question and my answer will be the same.

crackhaus:
You said so - circumcised

Were you lying?

I say alot of things, isn't a pen!s circumcised too?

crackhaus:
Yours is not enough?

didn't you see what buddhapalm wrote? How are you sure I have one?

BuddhaPalm:
Am not so sure it's Kandiikane you want - she's very much androgynous. She looks like Grace Jones .

Lmaooo why you dey put sand sand for my garri?!

crackhaus:
So what can a handsome young hunky bachelor do to make an attractive chic like you appear in his bed-chamber, like yesterday?

Money and a va.gina

TheNaijan:
Well--As I said it's my research-- and I do get attention from girls because of my body... so I know as I guy even when I get older -I should workout often(be in shape)...
And I never said pot belly is good and their is nothing like ''dad smell''--but there is something like a man not taking good care of himself [/b]because he is so tied up with work and family issues...No thanks to....
And I've met a couple of attractive girls(white ones) #Model standards #NoBragging or #ValidationSeeking ...All I had to do was [b]talk to them and....
But I am more focused on how to make money while I balance everything else...

Abeg shut up and go sit in a corner

TheNaijan:
Reserved...
From my research, I've noticed:
Sex decreases once you get married, and that's why some people say marriage sucks...You get married to a woman; see her everyday for years...she gives birth to a bunch of kids; grows out of shape and older... you put up with her sh_t(naggings, etc) and you are meant to remain dedicated to her for the rest of your life!Meanwhile you know you can get that attractive young chick you met on the plane...
Women who aren't good in bed are mostly out of shape...
Most women don't want to be on top b[b]ecause she thinks the man would be looking at the shape of her breast[/b]... women do have low self confidence...
She doesn't wanna try n[b]ew positions; explore because she is too lazy and close minded[/b]...
She wouldn't let him give her a head because she thinks her stuff is not clean...
She doesn't or never learn to give good blow jobs, kisses, etc...
She fakes it for her man(like most Nigerian girls do I heard), and hence he wouldn't be able to improve or learn from his mistakes...and yet he brags to be good in bed...so it's bad-bad sex all the way...
She grows out of shape and never workout...hence her sexual drive and sexual appeal to men decreases...

On men.
Most Nigerian men are bad in bed(even though they generally have great junks)--most of the Nigerian guys I've asked never give nukies(oral) to their woman...they don't emphasize on pre-intimacy... they don't train their pepees and minds to last longer... they don't workout to build testosterone... They don't learn new positions and are not hungry to explore...
[size=14pt]YOUR GIRL ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH IN BED-TALK TO HER! GIVE HER THE BEXT SEX LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST TIME ON EARTH-REMEMBER-YOU SIR ARE THE BOSS!![/size]!

As for men with small junks --use pre-intimacy and some toys to your advantage; she'd be your own...
Which masculine wouldn't like a wild girl in bed... Go watch vikings...Lol

Lol and you think that pot belly and dad "smell' is sexy? As men get older they start getting some kind of unpleasant smell to them. You must think it's your sexy body that will get you young girls. Rubbish! See your mouth as if you can just click your fingers and an attractive girl will appear.

rokiatu:
Hahaha for real?

Yep, a friend got it for me. Fits very nicely.

I vote for:
Marthak
Napsrada
Jennimma
Rozzay
Vivly
Rokiatu
Africanapple
Annypie

Rokiatu, I have this dress.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1837541_1521348102030303469065031352130359n_jpeg927d53ce93928643150d88ebd40415e2

killjoy:
these same words wer on my lips as at January first 2013. pray u don't hv to drink dsame portion I had to drink. all d same, all d best

Awwh, someone broke your heart? Eeyah take heart, as humans our hearts been broken at some point, guess what we do? Move on and live! Dwelling on what has happened will kill you faster than marrying.

P.s. you are generalising and many things you wrote are false.

1. Not every woman loves people, men love people more women. Men cannot live without that social attachment, don't be fooled, men want relationships more than women. Women are direct but society brings women up to be indirect. Many women say what's on their mind and if it is sex, then so be it. If women can't have sex before emotional attachment then who have men been having 1 night stand with? Goats? Unless they are whores? This is a very stup!d thing to say? What makes them a who.re because they slept with you on the first day? Do you know their backgrounds? I don't believe you know the definition of a who.re. what makes you better than her if you are both sleeping together on the first day?

That is bullshyt about a weathy woman without a man feels unfulfilled meaning a weathly man without a woman is alright? The same way you feel unfulfilled without wealth is the same way women feel unfulfilled in poverty, no one enjoys being poor or having to struggle to live eachday, don't get it twisted. I can even go as far as saying we want it even more than you. Feeling unfulfilled without a partner also goes a both ways, we are naturally made like that no different from animals in that aspect but many choose to not indulge in it as it isn't for everyone and it's has nothing to do with gender but individuals.

2. That is your opinion but I think maybe you have been having a lot of expectations from it that's why you think it doesn't exist. Everyone loves money.

3. I agree, you are remembered by your lagacy rather than your children but not having one is your personal decision. If all men decide to not have children today, the women who want them will have the opportunity to make babies of their own choice with stem cells-designer babies.

4. True. Opinions though but same can be said for women. We have dildos, vib.rators, other men, and I am certain china will soon be inventing a realistic male with packaging included. With stem cells and future realistic Robots? Men will die off since there is no use for them. Women will choose to have their designer babies as girls.

5. Well obviously if you are poor and living above your means, it will be expensive. Eg:If you cannot afford a high maintenance brazillian haired woman, stop eyeing them and look to your level. The problem with you guys is that you like overreaching and then complain when it gets too expensive for you. Again, talking out of your azz, women have goals and it's not to sit in a man's house to eat his money . Women who do the latter were brought up like that.You can't have your cake and eat it. In fact, you guys are confused. Those girls you are talking about are tailormade specifically for you, it is what you want and asked for. A girl that will come sit in your house, running around at your beck and call like a servant to please you but in the end you have got to pay that servant, those are the rules. You cannot want the latter and still ask for a career woman, that's not how life works.

6. Marriage is never a do or die, if it doesn't work out, you are allowed to walk away.

7. A woman makes more sacrifices for a man than a man does for a woman. Stop talking rubbish. You are meant to make sacrifices in life if you don't, you are one selfish son of a bytch and yes, you should remain single.

Please, let us know when you get married.

Yep a husband that cheats, begs, accepted, cheats, accepted. An endless circle of cheating, begging and acceptance. I rebuke that prayer.

honeric01:
And what exactly do you women worry about?

How to stop global warming?
How to find cure to cancer, aids and malaria?
How to stop economics from going into recession?
How to understand how the world work?
How to create electricity from animal dumps?

Or you people want more time to gossip about Beyonce's bra, eyelashes?

Kim's rubber assz?

Btw, when are you women going to start inventing these gadgets that help men work less but earn more?

Or gadgets that even help you women spend less time watching tv, reading novels and telling others this and that?

Smh!
To name a few:
Kevlar, windshield wipers, disposable diapers, dishwasher, car heater, a woman helped designed the first large scale computer in the US, circular saw, liquid paper, central heating system, solar heating system, laser cataract removal system, scotchgard stain removal, exterior fire escape, medical syringe with plungr, modern electric refrigerator, it was a woman that enabled the invented of telecommunication technology(fax machines, fibre optic cables etc, a woman laid the foundations for wireless transmissions technology, cctv, the machine that makes squared paper bags, invisible glass we use in cameras and glasses, apgar test, modern ironing board, airplane muffler, disposable mobile phones, home diabetes test,

There are many inventions initially made by men which have been improved by women for modern day use.

Many inventions and discoveries have been made by women but obviously, women were meant to lie on the bed, open their legs , make babies and were not allowed to have their invention patented in their names so the men took credit for many of those inventions and discoveries. Eg. The dna double helix structure.

honeric01:
Walking stick: check
Baby backing machine: check
Breastfeeding machine: check
Baby bathing machine: check
Husband servicing machine: check
Underwear wearing machine: check


Hehehe Chairman of lazy wives president I hail o

Lool

crackhaus:
Dish washer - Absolutely unnecessary, unless that home is run like a medium-scale restaurant feeding at least 30 people in one sitting.
Only seen as important by them fancy high-maintenance wives with finger nails as long as their hair

Lool!

@7. So because he has not given me a ring, I must deny my body's urges abi? Is it only a man who enjoys sex whenever and wherever? Abeg, if you want do am, do am, abi na for marriage woman body dey turn from firewood to flesh?

Ilekokonit:
Spoken by a true to form sex obsessed, wayward hedonistic British woman

And stop being deceptive, almost all British women have one.

[color=#000099]You ladies even pass it around at your so called baby / bridal showers[/color]

Your ancestors

I didn't come from a a broken home. Had my mum, grandma, grandad, uncles, aunties, cousins around.

Emaprince:
y'all are making it seem as if the man is the only one that will suffer loneliness and may be decide to hook up with another woman..how about her?..I thought women are the ones that needs attention so much?..if the man can go that length,then she can also do same by getting herself a secret lover while they'll be decieving themselves and lieing to eachother..its just a matter of time,she'll start looking out for a man that will be there when she needs it..she's a human being too..distant marriage is a fake one!!

Please ask her. I just don't understand such statements! Being around doesn't stop a cheater from cheating either so it doesn't make sense. I don't understand how is it that it is only marriage that one cannot hold themselves. I know for sure those who are single don't just go phucking around just because they are hor.ny. Is it that na when person get married na that time women go dey start to dey flock like fly on shyt? I just don't understand.

agohmamuda:
You were very much alive before you got this new dream job and you will also be alive without it.
Your husband is persistent about u coming over to his end, pls obey before he gets him self a soul mate there.
Again don't forget u got a baby who needs fatherly care.
Lastly, jobs will come and go but u got only one husband.

#Peace.

Rubbish!

I vote for:
Marthak
Napsprada
Jennimma
rozzay
Vivly
rokiatu
Temigracie
Cupidora
Africanapple
Anniepie
Angelamina
Maureensylvia

Rozzay do you have saro blood in you?

nepp:
Ladies save yourselves the trouble and get a Love Machine instead. They're easier to keep.

abi, the only thing it wants to do is please you, no stress.

2CatWoman:
Nooo but that area used to be known for those types of shops mainly aimed at men.

He probably works in such a place and was just annoyed when his now ex came in to buy XXXXXXL size . Issokay

ohhh I see.

2CatWoman:
Oh, o you actually work at that shop? No wonder. I thought you were just passing by to the job centre next door.

You know the shop he is talking about?

Ilekokonit:
Any single woman who remains stubborn will NEVER keep a man for long.

Any married woman who is cantankerous to her man will lose him to a better behaved woman.

Thats how nature intended it to be.

The ones in the UK are hopeless anyway as England is the single parent capital of Europe and a lot of single women and single mothers in the UK don't need a permanent man anyway as they are addicted to their intimacy gadgets.

Go and see them at the intimacy gadget shop near tottenham court road Tube station, you will think they just won the lottery. Some of them are more discreet and do mail order from theyknowwhere.co.uk.

Shameless lot.

Lets not even talk about the escorts a.k.a love peddlers disguising as good girls in London.

Obirin so iwa nu, o loun o rile oko gbe.

Awon alainitiju gbo gbo.

lol so a vibra.tor is what's making you insecure? nawa.
Very annoying font/colour btw

*sprinkles Holy water*

Yaaawn!

No because I will be having a water birth.