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Ok, do you need a helping hand in your work? Someone young and fresh?

Let people do the praising for you, aye.
You just sit back and be humble.

Ystranger:
Anyway, I heard you now live with DK?  How is he?

Is he treating you right?

Please, helep me talk to jenifa. She is the only sugar in my tea, the only 'epon' in my scrotum sac. please, do sointing.

Who is DK, Dayokanu? God forbidt badting!!

Anyways, with jenifa's response I doubt she wants you. .I guess you will have to stick with tpia. .

You come across as a woman beater-I can tell from tpia's wretched body. ke ke ke ke

Ystranger:
I did not insult you, just honest observation.
Uh huh!

Good looks, bright future, all round endowment and so much more.

Good looks? You need to show us pinshure so we can make sure the children will come out beautiful.
Bright future? In what sense?
Endowment? Is your family rich?

^^Is your head screwed on tight? You insult me and you are now asking me to help beg?

What do you have to offer to her? I need to know what strategy to use if I'm going to beg her.

I guess he just won't stay down. . .

Ystranger:
WTF is riddles?


BTW, leave Jenifa alone


Please, mind your business. Dont even come near her. You this foreigner.

Jisos, you are alive? Gosh damn it!!

Sexkills, don't mind jenifa she just jealous for you lovely skin. . She is a teenager after all riddled with pimples, ke ke ke ke!!

Smooth skin like ours is hard to come by

Richvkunt:
Tpia@MALE,
You are amusing.Must you always throw your toys out of your pram?
Were you abused as a child?
Were you sex.ually abused as a child?
Do you hate men so much or do you want to become one?
I do not understand,but why are you so mad at the world?
All your posts are laced with attacks on men subtlely disguised in gaay bashing.
Do you have a man at all or do you swing both ways?
I suspose you have a split personality because at times you appear as a woman and at times you appear as a man.
What ever your problems Madam/sir,you need to cool off,from my experience,when a woman is getting no love like your self ,every man is an enemy to attack.
You did not open this thread,angry woman/man,so why stressing yourself over other peoples problems.
Please go and look for some one(If you can find any to put up with your sorry a$$) to have se.x with and leave cheating brothers alone.
Goodnight!

Moderators,now you can lock the thread,am done with this pathetic -no man having- freak.

What the hell does child abuse have to do with this? Where you not the one that opened a thread about women submitting to men and you are now here praising cheating? You expect wife to submit to you while you are between another woman's thighs? There is something wrong with you, few screws loose maybe. .

Lowlife men coming here bragging about cheating and expecting people to praise them for it. Get the hell out of here with your bush mentality! Rubbish!

Tpia, what is these questions? Abi, na naija only have babas? The name was made up as an example.

One thing I can say to you cheaters you might not know this but your woman knows you are cheating and is probably cheating on you too. Win win

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Richvkunt:
@Bashy_demy,
I say congratulations on your truthful responses to this thread.
To all the brothers that have told the truth about cheating on women-thanks.
You see Chair cover atarted this thread  because I had an arguement with her on another thread about men and cheating,so because of this she decided to open this thread in order to sample opinions of people on NL.

As far as I am concerned man by nature is polygamous and it is not natural for a man to be content for his whole life with one woman-it is not just possible.Menwill cheat on their women once they have the opportunity,because men are intimate creatures and can Be Intimate with various partners without being in love with them.
A man that cheats does not love his wife less,infact such men are the most caring husbands to their wives and fathers to their children.
Women on the other hand are very emotional and nine times out of ten need to be madly in love with a man to have s-ex with him-Fine.However the mistake women make is to think that men function in a similar way and need to be madly in love with a woman to have se-x with her.(A very wrong notion)
Women being territorial animals will always try to protect their territory so that other females do not come near their men-thus the ability to live in self denial that MY MAN CAN NEVER CHEAT ON ME!
This self denial act by women is actually a prayer and blind faith kind of prayer that Please do not let it happen to me,even though she has seen it happen to her next door neighbour.
Men will always cheat,given the opportunity,however ladies it does not mean he loves you any less.

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Out of 400? Chineke, can you resit?

I think I am allowed to cast first stone. . I am literally allergic to cheating so if it has come to that I am a saint. .

e.g the song Jenifa referred to is a popular Yoruba folklore where a girl that refused all suitors in her village thinking she was too pretty for them was married by Ori(head) Ori had to borrow other parts of the body to complete this fine boy image, when Olajumoke now realised that her new groom was a rolling head she wanted to run away and that song was used to call Ori.

Where I'm from we have something similar to this but instead of a rolling head it was a snake and she would sing when the snake would eat her(The song was to tell her parents the man they married her off to was a snake). .In Mandinka.

What?!? And they left them lying like that? Look at the baby on the floor.

If you were not married na your business be that but you are married and you are here bragging. .What do you want us to do congratulate you, tell you well done?

There was no insult in my post. .

What is the use of being a married if you are going to cheat? It does not 'effing make sense. . If you know you cannot be faithful in your marital home, do not enter it abi na by force for marry? Stay single and bleep as many girls you like just do not bring it in a marriage. Disgraceful!

^Don't know if you know this but there are men who don't see all women as sexual creature especially someone who is like a sister to you. .

[quote author=God, link=topic=713435.msg8723750#msg8723750 date=1310745918]the bible condemns fetish things, which is what most  herbalist practice[/quote]

kandiikane:
I see, you are a pagan. . .

There are two different types of herbalist

1: someone that finds herbs to cure from trees, nature etc
2: someone that finds herbs through spiritual entities which the Op is talking about.(Seeking the oracle/ asking to bring 5 goats to sacrifice so the mighty god of orowolo can show him the cure)

I hope you now understand the one I mean. .

Hmm, maybe is true sha, why should we deny God's miracles? Did mary not give birth with without Fluid, hmm, sex? Abeg, we should praise the lord for this miracle and not try and shun it

Agitator me ar don sout hallelujah don, ar hope me miracle dey kam soon. .

What does my profile been female and male have to do with this?

Anyways, you continue bragging about cheating on your wife, hmm, I bet sef you are not married. .You get girlfriend sef? You dey show to me like pretender? Abi, you dat desperate foe woman you come here they take style make story?

Right, anyways please abeg please spell NT in its original form I cannot seem to understand what these initials stand for.


Oh new testament, right? Ofcourse, it might not be mentioned because Jesus was the healer(in the new testament), I doubt the bible condemns healing from herbs.

The bible says God heals everything but the thing is he uses people to heal whether be it pastor or herbalist(my number one). One thing you have to understand is Christ apostles did not heal believers but non-believers. .

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=710353.msg8723430#msg8723430 date=1310742829]@Abali i like your response to this and i will post some thing down here for any woman who have not been through that to come out and say it cos my wife fall between one or two if not three of them

REASONS FOR MEN TO CHEAT

1. a woman who cheats on her man before marriage especially with married men will definetly be cheated on. What? who told you so?
2. a woman who nags too much will definitely be cheated on. Bullshyt
3. a woman who has no time for her husband will definitely be cheated on. wavy wavy
4. an arrogant/sturborn woman will defintely be cheated on Hmm
5. any woman who disregard  her husband wish will be cheated on, for sure-Bullshyt, many work to compromise abi na di husband only have wish?
6. any woman that fails to keep herself in shape physically, materially, sexually, socially, spiritually, will also be cheated on. (women always act like delilah. remember samson? pls no explanation Bullshyt, no reason for you to cheat, you can try and work something out
7. any woman that expect their husband to cheat will be have it cos her expectation shall not be cut short. I believe if someone is constantly accused of something he has not done he will end up doing(myself as an example)
8. any woman who keeps too many men around her (whether married or single) will be cheated on. the hubby may confess trust but right in his mind; he cannot convince himself that his wife won't cheat with one of them. Many women tend to have male friends like myself and I do not think I can be with a man who cannot trust me and uses that as an excuse to cheat.
9. any woman that cannot communicate with her husband effectively will be cheated on. Bullshyt to the highest level, have you ever met a woman who cannot communicate with her man? Please, it is the opposite.
10. any woman that fail to keep her husband secret from outsiders will be cheated on. Bullshyt but I do think what happens in your marital home should stay there unless if its domestic abuse
11. any woman that cannot resolve her family issues without a third party will be cheated on. Bullshyt on the highest level, some people just cannot solve somethings on their own
12. any woman that fails to take correction from her hubby will be cheated on. What about a man that fails to take correction with their egotistical selves? Bullshyt
13. a woman that cannot cook will be cheated on. Bullshyt to the highest level, a good man will teach her if he can cook or bring someone else to teach her.
14. a dirty woman will be cheated on. dirty how? Unclean?
15. a woman who monitor her husband movement will be cheated on. (periscopic in nature)
i have to stop here.
A woman will only monitor if she suspects the husband is cheating and she is always right.
if your man cheats check out yourself on the above.[/quote]

chaircover:
@bash demy I know you are only doing what you think is best, but as a woman please let me tell you that money is not everythng.

Seriously, Many women will give up their 2004 model Rav4's just for their husbands to spend quality time with them. There are so many lonely married women out there who their husbands think are very happy but they are worng.

You are also making a mistake by withholding intimate relations from your wife because you feel that she will start looking old. Olori adura ni wipe e ma lo ara ying gbo gbo gbo. It is allowed for both of you to use each other till you are old and grey  

Really? I won't.

^^Oh, come on now! That man could be a really close friend. .You know some women tend to have more male friends than female like myself and I have really close friends that I jam with and even spend the night at theirs. .

^^Or since it is a restaurant, there could have been a leakage of it from the Gas line.

But the picture looks like they are in a bus/gele gele