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Yep, had a sex change

Abeg, I think 190 is not getting the attention he wants someone tend to him

mukina2:
oj simpson u nor well at all.


u sabi cook lafidi sef? if den ask you for bwel wata sef u go bon am. chuudilin ki lol lek sae e sabi cook am

Wetin na lafidi sef? Maybe if ar siyam ar go sabi . .lol born wata nko? neba yherie da wan dae, nor sabi ow bon wata lok lek cos ar noe eva bon natin

Ar sure say yu nor sabi ow kitchen lok lek sef

Abeg, for kam poison me sef again, no no, love life too much. .I will just eat my chuudulin.

When you wife did not even know what mbaxal is? I think she needs cooking lessons from me I tried the so-called "chicken yassa" from that kitchen and I spend 4days in the toilet.


Well muki did serve you brown pammy and burnt fish

Ivynwa:
Chillax Girlie!



LOL at both of you. What with all this kissing up going on here? Does somebody want to convert Kandi into our Naija wifey?

No, thank you. .I think I can manage without.

190:

wetin dey worri you?

OAM4J:
Comot jor! You no sabi cook, common to warm food you no sabi, dem suppose reduce your bride price to just 2 dalasi 

Ar sabi cook pass all your girlfriends, your wives and future wives.

Plus, your village concubines.

Beautiful

^^thread not closed unless I say so

Miss potato I have been around, been sick.

mukina2:
lol osh ya, u nor wam am fine? or e nor cook fine, na one  of the tu, wetin u don drink now? or u beleh wan run?
they are my husbands  no charge 

I think say I nor wam am fine
Me husband tell me mek ar drink boku boku wata

OAM4J:
See as you fine, you no sabi cook. How the thing no go be like poison? No so you go dey poison your husband abi? no wonder una bride price cheap

You yeah if you want to try me I will insert teeth in your mouth and broke broke am for you. .
I did not cook it, a friend of my mother did. . I can cook ooo, I was in the kitchen since age 2. .Fact

yu wan noe wetin apin tiday? Ar go fen okro soup na fridge, big yeye ar tek am eat, me beleh cam begin foe art me ar fi say na poison den don poison me don.

Ar don enter una mek way

I do not want to go into my little parables but here it is - There were two farmers who went to farm every single day and farmer 1 would just sit on his farm and pray to God for his crops to grow whilst farmer 2 spend his days toiling and tilling and growing. In the end farmer 1 was still poor whilst farmer 2 was getting dough from his harvest.

Moral of the story is in our case- God is not going to come down and protect us from these germs becaue he has already given people the brain to protect ourselves from it

Well since I am getting germs from the mouth I try to minimise it in other areas so my body can cope

I don't think anyone would want to kiss your fecal infested lips

^^Out of love? They use that as an excuse to relieve the stress of their everyday lives.

I am wondering how this woman managed to carry a big man to a river without people noticing unless she drowned him in a bathtub(if she did I did not read that part).

lol, you sef, 2buff called us pansies and I am defending us and you are talking about sending me back to Gambia lool

^^Abeg, whilst you guys are there dying early from exposure of germs we are up there living life

[quote author=Emeka 7. link=topic=599076.msg8682082#msg8682082 date=1310191589]Pls can I ask a question?
I wan't to take permission before asking.[/quote]Granted

stagger:
She should be sent to the firing squad!

Women think they can get away with all manner of actions and hide under the cloak of being discriminated and denied equal rights. The other day, someone I know was bathed with acid by his wife during a domestic argument. Tell me, who in his right mind will be asking for leniency for such a person in such cases?

I have never heard of women hiding under the cloak of discrimination and unequal rights after they have murdered someone. This whole situation has nothing to do with women, she was found guilty for murder and she got sentenced. Stick to the subject.

babaowo:
lol what about those alpha's using long koboko in arabic school,does the law affect them too?cos thats why i ate been muslim till date lol,violence from grassroot turn to terrorist .

I doubt it, its the the arabic teachers just love love to beat, they get enjoyments out of doing it.

^^Lool


Maybe they are waiting for family members who are out of the country.

Ivynwa:
H-e-e-y  K-a-n-d-y, ^{still angry with me}?    How are you?

Hi, nope I was never angry at you since I was joking but I thought you were.

2buff:
You worry too much.
There are just as many germs in your man's mouth that you french/tongue kiss everyday.
That's a sure-fire road to germophobia. How are you ever gonna get your immune system to buff up if you're always treating it like an over-protective mother?

Heeeeeey, there is so much germs your body system can take. I know they said expose your child so  the immune system can get stronger but they did not say roll your child in germs. You cannot be save with public toilets althoughits rare to get STDS in there, there are other germs. A doctor said[i] never flush when the lid is up because toilets can spray fecal infected water in the air, no lid? flush and run[/i]

I use my foot to enter cubicles and my foot to flush 

amor4ce:
@kandiikane, you called your teacher (fellow man) a goat, didn't feel guilty and remorseful, and wanted pound of flesh?

He called me a goat first and my tongue slipped (anyways, we were making jokes in class and since he joked and used the word goat on me I thought I was allowed to do the say)

Zi:
I agree with the government because besides every other point, the child can see violence as a way of solving problems. The child may also become resilient to flogging (and have this worst-case-analysis syndrome).
But how else then can discipline be instilled in a child?. Some children are really really stubborn.

I can honestly say I have been flogged so much that my body became use to it. They would flog me and I would sit there not moving an inch or showing any signs of pain. Not that I did not feel the pain but I managed to allow my body to see it as one of those things. Lool, I remember my mother got scared they still talk about it to this day lmao.

Ivynwa:
Did I hear somebody mention "ladies sitting on t*ilet seats"? Who still sits on t*ilets meant for the public, be it at work, offices, malls or other places? I don't ever sit on such, I almost stand (bend a little  ) to do my thing. How can you sit on a place others splash pee on and sit on, that may even contain millions of germs? I saw a woman sit on that to pee at my place of work and I was horrified, it is true that t*ilet seats are meant for the comfort of sitting while doing "nature's call" yet I don't think it is a good idea for person after person after person to be sitting and messing an[color=#000099][/color]d twinkling pee on it, me ain't sitting on no t*ilet seat meant for all and sundry! Ouch!   

I wonder ooo

[quote author=PoRRa!!! link=topic=708677.msg8674214#msg8674214 date=1310089162]i remember back in schooll, we had a teacher called Mr Ojo.  the man can flog anything. as in  enh, he will flog you till you bleed and nothing will happen.for silly offenses like lateness to school.This law is long overdue. if you flog a brazillian like that  the student will kill you.[/quote]Lol, I remember once I called my teacher a goat and I had to go hospital because of the swelling on my bottocks. For my grandma to go to the school and disciple the teacher nooo she said "den miss yu."
I have had my fair share of beatings from teachers.

Toaskarity:
sorry for using torture but i cant get the right wordbut how cant they force anyone who resist arrest/insist without getting a beat?

I would not use the word torture-such a harsh word.