₦airaland Forum

Satellite phone
Survival guide
A weapon
my SANITY


the rest like food and water I can find- fish from sea(make fire), rainwater from pockets of leaves, build shelter on higher ground maybe in a tree(cannot really be on the ground when I do not know the Island). I might find coconuts sef and small small bush rats to eat

Ok, lets say I was on my own and some girls living in my area stole my phone and I then went and call my friends to help me get it back is that postcode crime?

It could be in his case but not necessarily.

^^you be mumu

^^My computer says the file can harm my computer.

@10cirenoh, who is talking dirty? Seee you and your dirty mind.
We are talking biology here

denzel2009:
I'm the master virus blaster . What you need to do is cleanse the laptop with Malware bytes anti malware before installing an antivirus. Dont buy any MS tool removal, it's an attempt to further compromise your system.

ok, can you send me a link of a good anti-malware?

@Tpia, lol the first is photoshopped and the second are costumes. Even Michael did not look white.

But I guess if he puts himself inside Hydrogen Peroxide for a Month he will become surely white

Zahnda:
Cry the Beloved Continent! This is just sad, African children rubbishing their mothers and sisters. The white Man must be laughing his gut off, long after he packed up and left, the African still will not free himself from mental slavery. There is nothing wrong with being who you are, speaking the language of your people and practising one's indigenous culture. It's called Pride. There is, on the other hand, everything wrong and heartbreaking in striving to be who you are not. Looking at your people and seeing everything you hate about you, something you hate in you. One not
being able to speak one's own native language doesn't make one more educated or refined, it makes them sad, pathetic, self loathing lost souls.

What is this??!? Why this whole paragraph? Why take this seriously? Why is the white man laughing when he does not even get the joke?
Get off your high horses, yes we do love Africa and have pride but we can take jokes sometimes and not start a fight over every single thread.




@the accent people, every single person on this Earth has an accent. . . An every country has there own with sub-accents.

tom28:
ok i get what you saying.The character of a man is more important to you than the size of his thing .Wise move from you because a woman wouldnt want to end up with a bum even if his thing is up to 15 inches

A very long manliness can be very off putting

Timi1990:
na wa 4 some people here o o o o, when people are asking reasonable question and some people are making reasonable contribution, while you are here making a big fool of urself. Infact, e be like say Rat don die 4 your head , dat why u can think and make good contribution. Pshewwwwwwww! ! ! ! !

Abeg comot for here with you rubbish!!May Ofirisi thunder your mouth. Goat!!

Kol:
kandiikane. Are you talking from experience?

Yes, but I asked to be skinny

Is it just me but tonto seems to have gotten from red skin to full blown yellow paw paw.

Oh no even with bleach you can still tell that this person kai is black. .

En me sef go take me own and siddom en we go enjoy together

Abeg if porsin wan vex mek dem bust. . . Ar nor bash ar just dey tok am ow ar see yam

we are not talking about middle eastern but Nigerian

Oh yes, he wants to eradicate the "blackness" from his bloodline in about 3generations

Forget all these comments about eating junk, if you really need help take note of this:

In 5market days right after the first crow of the first co[i]c[/i]k take 3 goats, 1 hen, 6kolanut and 1bitter kola to the river. Sacrifice the 3 goats and hen to the great God Ofirisi but you have to make sure you cut the heads off completely from left to right and drain the blood in the river. Call unto Ofirisi and tell him what you want then chew the 6kola nuts and 1 bitter kola and take small water from the river and mix it with the nuts in your mouth then spray it in the river and by the next day you shall become fat.

Remember,it should be done stark n[i]ak[/i]ed

And that would be 10,000 naira

You also forgot  excessive amount of chest hair and leg hair which they love to flaunt. Oh yes, who can forget the legendary multicoloured eyebrows

You can take the baboon man away from the Jungle but you cannot take the jungle away from the baboon man

@Tom, don't mind Zstranger he loves sarcasm and oh yes satire

^Nor be small ting sef

Sweet sweet love. I don't know what man will die with me.  

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=666080.msg8348919#msg8348919 date=1305756247]Anyway!

Not important.

What's more important is why we nigerians are literally acting like apes whenever we see a white person.

Example? This thread.[/quote]It is not just Nigerians but almost all Africans. Although we would sit and make fun of them when I was younger anytime they would be around town(tourists) you will see us following them about and staring at them in awe and waiting for them to throw us some sweets on the ground. I do not know what it was maybe it was the white skin.

SEFAGO, how is your depression going, has it gotten worse?

^^Well I cannot say that but the length is not what attracts because I will want to know them more before any activity. I will not want them very small though but if I meet a man with a very small one I will manage.

I think for women who find it hard to org[i]a[/i]sm having a man with a sizable pe[i]ni[/i]s is better for them.

@cheikh, yes I know, that hairstyle is very  common there. The hairdressers there are very good with making different styles with just your real hair.
And they are very proud when it comes to looks and looking high class even if they are living in poverty. Lol, the deception aye

BTW I was born and brought up in Africa. I have been living abroad for just a couple of years and I do go back and forth.

The few chicks=whor[i]es[/i]
non-whor[i]e[/i] girls do not go to men just because of their pe[i]ni[/i]s length.
Penis length does not really matter


Anyone who disagree is one of them

^^Obviously there are far cornered places where electricity has not reach but it is getting there.
Usually if you want electricity in your area you join in with the people in the area to buy POLES. I don't know if that is how it operates in Nigeria.

But yes, soon the whole Country will be electrified


People call you Giant of Africa because of your population nothing else

Oh no, no nowadays almost every kid is carrying a knife whether in a gang or not.