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onila: I had my first serious constipation in 2008

omo I almost died

but now am kinda used to it, \after having constipation several times after that

now I know how to position my anus in a way, it wldnt hurt too much when pushing

,but true, true. .constipation cn be deadly

Try and take lactose when you're home once in a while to make it easier for you... You also have tiny piles up along the mouth of your anùs which tear due to the pushing. If you continue with the way it is your piles could grow bigger than it is now or even hang outside after labour.

baddestboylagos: I think you are the one really ignorant here. First,1:1 products are replicas and replicas in English Language means not original i.e. a copy of another's work, meaning it is a fake or an imitation. A High Quality Replica might be much realer than the general counterfeit and might be able to fool some people but it is a counterfeit still. Secondly, the replicas and the original is not made from the same quality material, just because an item is made from leather does not mean a cow leather is the same as the goat or sheep and the materials cost varies too. Thirdly, people buy this brands not because they cannot go and buy a fake at Yaba but it is a lifestyle choice, the same way people choose to buy jeeps when a Keke-Marwa will take them from point A to B or why people fly first class when economy passengers are on-board the same plane...and some just fly their own personal jet. All i can say is each to their own, if you can afford to buy the original then buy the original and if na fake your money reach, nobody go beat you for that. Na your money, na your life but Nigerians are not ignorant or stupid.

Actually, he is right. I saw a documentary on it. Basically, they just stick the brand name on a product and leave the others unbranded. It is the same companies producing branded and unbranded products to the masses. I

lertee: ^^^ Alright,thanks. I am light skinned though.

If you're yellow hue or golden, deep red and browns will be best. Black too will look good because it will bring out your colour.

chenypat: Wow! The shoe is lovely. Have always admired designer shoes but Louboutin is way out of my league. O love it but wud never spend such an amount on jst one pair of shoe. Rock it girl. By the way, let me quickly chek out d site to see if they have other stuff I can buy.

Don't be ignorant. Runs tings dey work well.

Well, when I don't use sponge I get raised pores and sebum. Oily face tings.

LOL!

Klinee: Animal is better than u becos a reasonable human can never make all this idiotic,foolish and satanic comment of yours.fool! U need to be lynch! Aturu mmou!

Right.. the words of an uneducated ediot..ok

Normally, for a round face a side bang is best but if you're going to go for a full fringe do not get a straight cut front fringe, a curved fringe is best for round faces, where it is longer at the sides and shorter in the middle. The colour depends on your skintone. You do not want a hair colour to make you look pale, washout or too dark. You need something to bring out your skintone. If you're alex wek's skintone, black will not bring out your colour. It will make you look 'bland'. Basically, bolder colours suit darker skinned people. Go through the shades of haircolour and see which suits you best. If you have a yellow or golden hue, deep colours suit that more such as dark browns and deep reds.

alanmwene: Of course!Why white women don't wear afro wigs?Maybe coz they have more self pride!Anyway,weaves don't make a woman beautiful.If you are ugly,you will stay ugly!
Benita Mureka:The first African woman to finish on a podium of miss universe!Check up her hair style!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Lw5MNt0_E

It was sarcasm....*rolleyes*

I wear my hair natural and I wear weave of all sorts be it afro, wavy, brazillian, indian, malaysian, cuban, european, I don't cuuuuur! Negros keep bitching.p

Klinee: imagine the type of world we are living! A satanic he-goat calling a normal person a goat. Mu.mu! Die there!

Abeg, shut up if you don't have anything sensible to say.

Uyi Iredia: I dey laff ! What sense you ask ? Even if I told you, that brain of yours will not understand because it's bathed in bias for gays. Lemme try again. You stretch the moral line when you allow for gays. This, I repeat, this is why opposers use examples of other deviancies. So far, you've played chicken to my question, here it is again: What would or could you do to a father who sleeps with the daughter consensually ? Why would you say it is immoral ? And if you think consensual inc*st doesn't happen, you are on a very long thing.

Oh wow! So, going by your logic, all those people that were fighting for black rights were 'bias for black' too. You know what you are indeed an ediot! I don't know how you managed to get a computer it should be a illegal for uneducated foòls to access the internet.

CAMNEWTON4PRES: Dumb azz lesbian....actually in my country they get jailed , we don't need to kill them, we have a "say no to homosexuality day" can u beat that? We are anti homo and are proud. We show it ..what about u ? What have u done to make them come out of the closet in your country? The answer is Nothing .you are a non entity an useless internet warrior ..u ain't got no voice..go walk in your streets and say all the things you posted here...where is your voice, at least there are activists in Cameroon, u fcking coward, talk about being a grown girl lwkmd ...

As for gambia u guys actually belong to the 4th world update your knowledge(that's if u have any) now go
fix your poverty stricken jungle . Fcking gambian preaching about gay rights what an irony. So your fight ends here ? We might b in the same Africa but shoes get size ooo ..

See this ediot! I have told you I am done with you. Why are you in america if cameroon is filled with unending riches? Nah, you must definitely be your uncle's son because that inbreeding must have phucked up your sense of reasoning and growth. I do not need to go in the streets to be pro-gay, the internet is easily accessible by anyone to know where I stand on this matter. Son, get some education !!!! What has irony got to do with this?

cyara: Her ''oyibo'' make sense

Hòw?! I must be blind

CAMNEWTON4PRES: SO BABOONS FALL FROM THE SKY? AH AH AT LEASTMY DAD AIN'T WEARING PAMPERS .

See me this moronic bastard, so your pseudo equality BS and rights for gay were written by God and not men right? Dumb illiterate.
Ah ah talk to me when u stop being a coward and an internet warrior, u shithole country, your jobless and useless president are known to b against homosexuality, yet I have never heard about any Gambian homosexuality activist ..see me this offspring of dirty cattle herders trying to preach about homosexuality go and do it in your country and we will ...a Muslim trying to tell us who is Christian and who's not... Homosexuals ain't Christians deal with or accept them in your blood thirsty religion.
Bunch of cowards...tourists are butt fcking kids in your country and the only thing u can talk of is homosexuality how petty and dumb from a pseudo grown girl. U are joke.fight for their rights in your poverty stricken country and I will know u mean business.

Congrats to the gambian president treat them right..even the Senegal u r leeching on doesn't allow that sh1t ...
Dirty lesbian, may some slice your throat

*yawns*
You bore me, kid. Your dumbness is baffling, I don 't understand how one can ask whether being pro-gay or pro-choice is written by God or by man. Idiot, I am using my brain, You know that thing inside your skull, yes, that. Try and use it sometimes.

Lol, it's really funny when africans start calling other african countries poor. Are we not from the same poverty stricken continent or abi cameroon is a first world? Uselessness of the highest order, instead of trying to do something meaningful with your life, you're here threatening to kill gàys. Did I not tell you I don't entertain children? Grow some pubic hair hun before you decide to utter stupidìty to me. Silly kid, I am an internet warrior? Do you think I have the time to be arguing with a useless good for nothing baboon bastàrd? No, hun, I do not. You keep sitting behind your computer spewing foolishness to add spice to your lonely miserable life. Bìtch azz negro, threatening to kill? Shut the phuck up my friend and go sit in your phucking corner when I am talking. Right now,
a homosexual is getting his azz pounded, do something. Cow! Goodnight!

CAMNEWTON4PRES: nice description of your father..

atleast I have a father unlike a baboon's offspring like you.

CAMNEWTON4PRES: Id10t always talking through your anus. The difference between fornicators ,thieves,etc and gay is the formers ask for forgiveness and know they are sinning, they know they are on the wrong path...while the later are stubborns and want us to swallow their we are born that way , God created us that way BS .u people are sinning and don't want to repent.the people cheering are as stupid as you . Stop making a mockery of yourself

This is what I mean, instead of using logic to answer you're using a manmade text to spew utter shyt.
Talk to me when you've grown to become a man. I don't entertain kids.

CAMNEWTON4PRES: SO we can assume that kandi is a lesbian

Wow! You're so smart!

Instagram tv....Chai see all those fine babes for there.

Not just nigerians.

Klinee: An idio.t so gay is better than necrophile? Mu.mu just imagine gayism inside ur mind how did it sound?1, Disgusting! This is main reason i will kill and support the killing of such evil person. 2. God ask u to kill such an evil person. 3.its against humanity just like murderer,canibalism,succide-bombing becos they did not support human existance. 4.its against nature. 5.its unhuman. 6. Its abormination against God and men. 7.its decieving i.e. Unstriaght act. 8 its evil and satanic. They deserve death penalty! No doubt about it.

Abeg, what is this goat on about?

Uyi Iredia: That's bollocks. What you want is for me to shut up, moreso since I disagree as regards the gay issue. It so happens I was mute for a while, now is the time I speak. And it is asinine and fraudulent that you dismiss people who disagree based on hypocrisy, their supposedly being gay, that involves consensual sex and what's not and ignore parallels drawn to other deviancies because you must play the ostrich to bigger issues. Get your a$$ back down to the fashion section. The next time I catch you talking BS as regards this issue, fully expect my censure, unless otherwise undone.

Good day.

See this stupìd uneducated havard wannabe professor. Tell me, what sense does your bullshyt comments on homosexuality make? I've had better arguments on this issue from pleep. Goat!

What I don't even understand is how black people can condemn and discriminate against a minority when they are yet to come out of slavery. Una stupìd baaad!

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9ja_Hottest_Gay: Cameroonpride is viewing this thread, expectedly! Covert gays

oh, you're only just finding out. Mention vagìna to that guy and he go run away in disgust.

Uyi Iredia: I see. Hardball it is.



Then why talk ?



I see.



And do people campaign to justify it ? With supporters who tell off critics by saying they're gay for being interested or do other bad things in the Bible. Peabrain !



Said who ? Recently suspected thieves found to be innocent were killed like goats. And you tell me murderers are tolerated more than gays ?! What next ? Atheists are tolerated more than gays. Or virgins don't get mocked their virginity.



Yeah. We hear talk of backwardness and it so happens they just talk. Get your a$$ out, put your life on the line and campaign for gay rights and against witch burning. Mrs Backwardness. If Africa is backward, you are too, and part reason why it is backward.



So what ? Everyone has their moral compass.



I deem it so.



I see. You want logic. If you had an inkling of logic you would note all moral arguments are circular by presuming the morality/immorality of their supporting arguments. Now WTF why can't I compare it to necroph*lia, no need to go far as that, inc*st would do. What would or could you do to a father who sleeps with the daughter consensually ? Why would you say it is immoral ? Both involve $€x and $€x other than the mainstream, they can be compared, moreso if LGBT supporters compare their fight to civil rights, or twist definitions so they can marry.



You people $tupid gan ! When a person types insensibly, you complain. God knows given my statesman, Obahiagbon, I don't do grandiloquency but I don't need your föölish impression in the least.




So far you know what it meant my intent is done.



I'm a very simple dude tbh. Was average throughout secondary school, good SSCE though and avergae in uni.



No one. It so happens you need logic to twist it, which is what YOU do.



See bloody duufus. Take your smelling b*tt and git your rotten kandi pi$$ back up the fashion section.



I see. So why laff when someone demands logic. Or logic follows your rules abi.



I'm not a Christian.



Not a Christian. BTW one doesn't even need Christianity or Islam, it's safe to say our heathen fathers strongly disliked homo$€xuality and wouldn't have used the Bible. I also wonder whether you wouldn't note the irony in gays being in a religion with a sacred book that despises their $€xuality.

I didn't bother reading all of the nonsense up there but what I can say is for you to sit your azz down and mind your business instead of poking your bloody nose inside a man's azz trying to condemn the penìs that has been in there.

Only the illiterates will compare same sex relations to bloody sex relations and someone fucking up your dead ancestor's corpse.

I see the cameroonpride hasn't grown up yet...


p.s. the caribbean beats africa this year. I may be wrong but with those pictures. Damn!

ThaProphet: It is not exactly about being fake dude. Check it! If a European uses fake hair, she uses hair that reflects her true self, a European extension. Same texture and everything. Probably she is short on length or something. She doesn't go and buy herself an afro wig or weave. That is the point being made here. Our ladies go the extreme length to purchase hair that does npt reflect their image at all. I guess it boils down to them trying to fit in to the European standard of beauty but it still does not help.

ohh ok... so I can buy weave or a wig as long as it represents the black ethnicity.

Hunkyimage: I think am an effing Eagle and i don't give a flying ffffffk ...

nice

I guess my ex was a lark. For me, it is 7:04am over here and I am just getting myself ready for bed. *3am witch hunting tingz*

2buff: Didn't know you were a lesbian.

you never asked

Uyi Iredia: These are needless ad hominems. The hypocrisy or otherwise of critics of a stance doesn't give adequate reason as to why a deed is moral or not. Neither does genetic factor moralize a feature in a human, given it doesn't preclude or legalize punishment for certain acts. In any case, homosexuality for me strikes at the deeper root of morality and I think most people deal with it at a superficial level which explains why, for example, in my thread 'Why Is Necrophilia Immoral' where a necrophiliac saw nothing wrong with the act, I questioned a gay supporter on why a necrophiliac should be denied that pleasure. His answer was curious. Maybe you can step in, lemme see how well you fare. That said, my take on homosexuality is it's wrong but I would, frown on needless violence against them.

I am not here to preach about the morality or immorality of homosexuality. There is nothing of such in my posts. I've only mentioned other acts which are against the teachings of a bible but people still continue to indulge in it. Even murderers are tolerated more than homosexuals, I mean how the hell is that even possible? If you want to talk about immorality, africa is the biggest pretender of morality but still the continent is riddled with backward immoral and uneducated beasts who feel it is ok to burn a 70year old woman because she is a "witch". These same people would sit and quote the bible with their dirty mouths and preach about what is moral and what isn't.

Tell me, how is two men in love immoral? Forget the bible or any religious texts, use that brain to explain to me logically how two men in love is immoral and also why you feel the need to compare them to a man phucking a carcass?

And please, mr village professor, you are not here to impress anybody at all. Ad hominems? I laugh when africans to try to construct sentences and use words where it is not necessary. Oga fake harvard professor, you have failed. Who here isn't using logic or reason? Me or you? Abeg, come off that shyt! Tell me, how's you implying the immorality of homosexuality reasonable or logically? Does using the teachings of the bible to argue seem logical to you? What else would make you think it's immoral if it wasn't society drumming religious passages in your ears?

vickyO: I won't shut up ok... Ego is a males make up whether you accept it or not. And besides I haven't defile my body sexually... don't just assume ok. and it's like you need to be enlightened on the part that we are no longer under the law. Wives are to be submissive to their husbands and ladies to their fathers, not that you'll should be a slave.
ok, about the, is it only male homo's the Bile condemns. HERE the book of Romans 1:26-28 says, 'For this cause God gave them up unto their vile affections; for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: and likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them up to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient.
I hope the above scripture is more encompassing...
Don't be angry ok... You're airing you views and so am l. I understand you point of view but I cannot go against the scriptures, It's my guide.... What is wrong is wrong.
and what is with the Black community?

I am not angry but what I cannot understand is the words bible bashers tend to use. Noone is saying go against your guide but don't use it when it suits you? Noone is saying accept the act but they should be treated as normal humans. Let God deal with it. It does not affect you in any shape or form so why are you letting it bother you?

Mirrors. I hate pictures.

Lool, I was just about to comment on how 'deal with' doesn't sit well with me when I saw your edit.


erm, well for my wife when she is in bytch mode I just grab her and chop her as if she be kfc chicken wings. That cools her down wella.