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Politics / Re: How Moghalu, Sowore And Durotoye Performed At 2019 Presidential Election by Kanoute(m): 2:57pm On Feb 27, 2019
After making a lot of noise, campaigning and even going for presidential debate and talk shows...

One unknown guy from PCP had more votes than all of them... grin
Crime / Re: Corpse Of Girl Found On The Road In Ibadan. Head, Private Part Removed (Graphic) by Kanoute(m): 6:52pm On Feb 22, 2019
frenzyduchess:
Anyone can fall victim to ritualist ,even entering a taxi or a bus could turn out to be ritualist ,condemn the crime and stop making insentive comments.

This frenzyduchess... You will just be posting make sense replies everywhere and will me making us want to know you.... Take it easy oo... grin

It is surprising you are from my state... I mean no disrespect but girls like you in this part of Nigeria are rare .. Much respect for you babe
Health / Re: Sick Baby, Benaiah Monday, Dies on his way to Dubai for his heart surgery by Kanoute(m): 4:15pm On Feb 15, 2019
LuciferPastor:
grin grin Now Daddy can get himself a new house, new Benz and fresh oloshos.

Lord, please bless every Nairalander reading this with a baby with a hole in the heart so they may buy these things for themselves too.

Amen.

There is only one person on my mind after reading this comment.. grin Nwaamaikpe...

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Politics / Re: The 2015 Presidential Election Result Breakdown By States: Another Look by Kanoute(m): 9:40am On Feb 15, 2019
chiefkpokp:


Not my Edo bros.....shift

Abi o bros...
Which people wan give am the votes to win?
Almost everyone here is atikulated and against buhari
Celebrities / Re: Osang Abang Is Dead! Tinsel Co-Writer Dies In Car Accident At 30 by Kanoute(m): 10:45am On Feb 12, 2019
RIP bro...

Road accidents in Nigeria... SMH

Anytime I ply the roads in Nigeria, my heart is always in my mouth till I get to my destination..
Where do I start complaining?? angry

Is it the dead traps we call roads in the country?
Or the buses which are not road worthy?
Or is it the driver who has no regard for life, and takes a shot of dry gin before driving because to him the gin will help him "shine his eyes"...
Or the citizens who spends more time praying for journey mercies before any trip
A friend of mine will always say "nor be the safe journey when dem write for car body go make am reach e destination"

I hope we get it right one day in this country...
But sincerely, I have lost all hope..

Lights up in the sky to all those who have lost their life on the road... Peace at last, all I can wish
Celebrities / Re: Erigga: They Have Used Nigeria Pants, Nigeria Can Never Be Good Again by Kanoute(m): 4:41am On Feb 10, 2019
grin

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Celebrities / Re: I Never Wanted To Be Popular, I’m A Very Private Person - M.I Abaga by Kanoute(m): 6:49pm On Jan 31, 2019
This is a Nigerian rapper I love so much..
He still has some sense in his head and is not carried away with the recent trend of money, women and hard drugs song contents...

Wise advice... Love yours.. No matter what you have, there is probably someone with a better one.. You are never going to be happy until you love Yours..
Romance / Re: Ladies Please Who Did This To Us by Kanoute(m): 10:35pm On Jan 26, 2019
emmaodet:



About your question - i want approach the ugly woman

You can't use beauty to compare money, if you want to use money as a variable, use money and if it is beauty, use beauty, don't interpolate.

Actually bro you did not get her analogy... She is saying guys are moved by what we see hence the reason why we would not approach a girl who is not beautiful... In the same way, she cannot accept a guy who is not comfortable and well to do making finance her yardstick for consideration....

Even if I don't agree totally with her point of view, But Bros we all have standards in choosing people we talk to, as well as life partners.. Some may be finance, intellectual ability, sense of humour, beauty or whatever... I would not condescend and accept you if you don't meet my standard... I don't expect you to do same when I don't meet yours..

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Romance / Re: Ladies Please Who Did This To Us by Kanoute(m): 4:25pm On Jan 26, 2019
All these mumbo jumbo about something that has no particular laid down rule on how it should be done...

I have seen girls chase potential and it ended badly for them... And vice versa too.. I have also seen girls who are materialistic in nature but they enjoy the best marriages and others who ended up being victims of ritualist and other bad occurrences...

As per setting standards, I am not against it.. Every man has certain things they looks out for in a fellow person... So let every man be the judge of that.. If it works for you... Fine.. Live and let's live

For the hustling dudes, keep on grinding to get better both financially and otherwise.. Concentrate on your hustle and leave women alone..My friend Nwaamaikpe said "If you nor get money, hide your pr*ck" grin

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Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser! Can You Solve This Test? (pictures) by Kanoute(m): 1:24pm On Jan 18, 2019
Samakus:


Lol. No na. Just to recharge our brains

Well I know you just want me to clarify things sha grin

5+5*2=15... The rule of BODMAS says multiplication before addition...Hence the reason for 15 being the correct answer... Arigatoe

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Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser! Can You Solve This Test? (pictures) by Kanoute(m): 11:05pm On Jan 17, 2019
Samakus:


You got the equation right but the final answer was wrong. How will 5+5*2 give you 15?
Bros ..
E be like say you wan teach me BODMAS...
grin
Religion / Re: Samurai's Prophetic Thread. Drop A Post And I Will See A Vision For You. by Kanoute(m): 5:39pm On Jan 15, 2019
@Op how far me?
Since yesterday yet no prophecy cry
Religion / Re: Samurai's Prophetic Thread. Drop A Post And I Will See A Vision For You. by Kanoute(m): 11:36pm On Jan 14, 2019
Prophet speak unto us what the lord is saying...
grin
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser! Can You Solve This Test? (pictures) by Kanoute(m): 10:14pm On Jan 14, 2019
I did not see the multiplication sign..
5+5*2

15
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser! Can You Solve This Test? (pictures) by Kanoute(m): 11:58pm On Jan 13, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Poses With Her Black G-Wagen Benz In New Adorable Photo by Kanoute(m): 3:34pm On May 23, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



It is so sad!
When growing up, I was taught that hardwork pays.

But now,
Only badwork pays.

BACKwork pays...
If you know you know.... grin

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Education / Re: Dear Nigerians, Pidgin English Has Basic Rules Too! by Kanoute(m): 3:32pm On May 23, 2018
kingxsamz:
nice post.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Participates In Her Son’s Inter-House Sports Competition by Kanoute(m): 7:37pm On Mar 28, 2018
shocked
Celebrities / Re: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by Kanoute(m): 2:44pm On Mar 19, 2018
shocked

How did this get to FP?

Well like nwaAmaikpe would say, she was busy with one of her numerous sugar daddy while her fi***** passed away....
Crime / Re: First Year Student Killed By Herdsmen While Travelling With His Friends. Photo by Kanoute(m): 11:15am On Mar 19, 2018
The news we read nowadays.... Sometimes you don't even know what to say.... Well like my friend nwaamaikpe would say, The herdsmen saved the father the stress of paying the child's school fees....
cool grin

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Education / Re: Dear Nigerians, Pidgin English Has Basic Rules Too! by Kanoute(m): 7:49pm On Mar 17, 2018
Mr OP your head dey there.... E clear say you bad well for pidgin...I dey see the mistakes when some people dey speak am... Correct yarning... As na pidgin we dey talk about, I need flow for the language... cool

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Religion / Re: You Can’t Distribute Condoms In School – Catholic Bishops by Kanoute(m): 6:08pm On Feb 23, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I concur,

We should learn from Ghana.
Kitchen stools are better.

Sense will not finish you... grin
Crime / Re: Man That Steals With Snake Caught At Benin New Market, Stripped Unclad By Mob by Kanoute(m): 2:39am On Feb 16, 2018
Some people will just post any news they hear without confirming if it is true..... The thief in question came with an accomplice, who used the snake as a distraction while he was busy stealing phones.... There was no swallow talk more of vomit. grin cool Believe that at your own peril.. News from a reliable source in Benin
Jokes Etc / Re: What Was That One Story That Is Hard To Believe In The Bible? by Kanoute(m): 7:42pm On Jan 03, 2018
shocked
The story of how Joshua made the sun to stand still....
Even the one of the tower of Babel.... The bible contains a whole lot of stories one really cannot help but imagine how possible it is to be true...
Religion / Re: "Biggest Natural Disaster Awaits South Africa For Arresting Omotosho" - Member by Kanoute(m): 3:33pm On Apr 25, 2017
brainwashed fellow......you cannot even think with your head anymore... I pity for some religious people...

Business / Re: South African Netflorist Is Uncomfortable Selling To A Nigerian Man by Kanoute(m): 3:18pm On Apr 25, 2017
southi own don too much sha..... well sha if our country was in order this poo would not happen... smh

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Pets / Re: Austracian Dog For Sale by Kanoute(m): 10:43am On Apr 21, 2017
Austracian ko grin grin .... OP I would also love to buy Australasian dog too if you have that... grin shocked

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