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Ninapha: No be small 'hiahnne.

Me i dont like chores-loving hubby oo. He can wash his cloths dats aright but as in cleaning d house or running around in the kitchen, i no fancy am.

I love to wow him wit my cooking and loves to see him smile when he sees his scatter-scatter has been arranged. But i love the treat dat follows shaa. Even if i ask dat time, i shl recieve double.

Your own good o.
Una still dey for the 'wowing phase'?

I just prefer him to wait in his room. . . .till he is needed.
He is always in THE WAY!
He can only clean cars good and cook VERRRRY WELL!
The house?
It would have been better he did not even bother. . . .

Sheeeeeeeeeeesh!

Olusanya333:

englishmart: would you shut that fvking hole in your face?

You dey jolos my 15 likeys ni?
Pele o!

Trecixnine: Why did.you.sound so bitter? Have you forgotten that some husbands stay with their wives even when females' fertility problems pose challenges to procreation for years? Please don't prescribe a 'one size fits all' solution to the issue raised.

Did I beg them?
Na who sen dem message?

Bigsteveg: If i tell u i understand a single thing u typed above, i'll be lying.

Why am I not surprised? You get brain?

princefunmi: Wait till you get married and have children. Then come back and comment on the thread.

Bigsteveg: But u know d size, so it must av being useful for u with or without money. Confess now

Please. . . go and sleep!
You sound tired.
Just close your eyes and the rest will be easy!

kibo: Can you say this to your father ?

Yes!

missojugo: You will age quite fast with all the stress. Even our mothers and grandmothers had relatives staying with them to help out with housework!

Assssssssshually. . . .
I age faster when the husband is at home.
Just his presence alone. . . .
I get tired of seeing his wor-wor face you know. . . .

The thieves just keep getting bolder.

Bold!
Bolder!
Boldest!

The NORTH was bold.
The WEST was bolder.
The SOUTH IS BOLDEST.

By the time we get to the EAST. . . . .

HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

As a legal matter. . . .the same consequence/s.
If she is not a danger to the child. . . it is an overkill.
Just avoid her and make her know she is not to contact you in any way.
No need for lawyers. A blaaaaaady waste of money.
Simple!

oskaaay: well....not incase of every family...chores pass chores...you should know oooooooo

Name one chore wey pass chore!
Only a matter of choice.
Abi man dey carry belle?

Make man push pickin from im blokos na abi?

oskaaay: hmmm...that is tru oooo
and would be interesting though.....

It takes two abi?

Nonsense woman!
Please, take control of your emotions and LIFE. . . AND STOP WHINING!
Nanzenze!

Na you be the first to carry belle for school?

Please, stop making them to feel 'all important'!
I DO IT MYSELF!
A husband's role is for PROCREATION only.
The rest, I can do FOR/BY MYSELF!

I nor sen am o! Hiahnn!

I would like to read from the sister!

Unfortunately. . . .one is ALWAYS MISSING.
Notably. . . . #1.

Most women DO NOT KNOW THEMSELVES!

Muchechechechecheche

KANWULIA. . . MAKE WE DE JOLLY!!!!! ODESSSSSSSSSSSSSSHI!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1baJ0tG3SC8

Nothing gets me down!
I am tooooooo BLESSED!
. . . . . and loved by the MOST WONDERFUL PEOPLE IN LIFE AND DEATH!

MANUCHIM SOH!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaLEJy51fw

Because of the EVIL perpetrated by SEUN AND HIS GANG OF wannabee CYBER TERRORISTS!
They deserve a medal!
I will gladly send donations to them. . . . .

About time the cowards were fished out. . .off NL and dealt with severely!

More OBITUARIES TO COME!

I yammu lovving it!
JUDGEMENT DAY HAS COME FOR NL COWARDS!!!!

See them running and having NEW NAMES FOR PROTECTION!!!!
Muchechechecheche!!!!

KETE KETE LE LO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiief COMMANDER. . . . .

[size=20pt]COME AND DANCE. . . EBENEZER!
DO YOUR BEST AND LEAVE THE REST!!!![/size]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uS5Qy8X1w

WHEN NL CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHED!
Big time!

Whoever is responsible deserves a MEDAL!
The best news for decades to come.
Glad to have been alive and WELL to have witnessed it!
I will drink to more CRASHES!
Wey MukiMUMU2?
I wonder how she could have survived without banning MILITIA to be able to phock WELL-WELL in the SPORTS SECTION OF NL!
MUHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Diarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrris GODIIIIIIIIIIIOH!
The wicked keep receiving their punishment. . . .
HALLELUJAH!!!!

[size=20pt]I LOVE MY DADDY!I!!!![/size]




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uS5Qy8X1w

Consolation for the lonely and miserable!

"Sticks and stones may break my bones... [size=20pt]But words will never harm me"[/size]

Aminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn oooooooooh!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV66yzpNfCI

I wonder who he paid to write that 'eloquent speech'!
The Seun I know cannot string 2 words together not to mention one sentence!

Why did he change some names and leave some?
Abi na im 'trouble-makers' im dey protect?
The guilty are afraid!!!

Muchechechecheche
COWARDS DIE MANY TIMES BEFORE THEY DIE!!!!
Hallelujah!!!

I dey rejoice o!
At least no one died during the BLACKOUT!

LWKMD!!!!

HACKER JAM SPAMBOT!!!!

Upon all the 'spambot' harassment. . . .NL STILL CRASH.

Even with PYGURU too?

DIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS GODIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . .

I am still rejoicing!!!!

OYA O. . . MUKINA BABEEEEE. . .BEGIN DEY BAN O!

Abi you dey hide for BRAZIL world cup?

It means LOW SPERM COUNT!

Simple!

Bigsteveg: Maybe ur husband/boyfriend(s) isn't worth it, or maybe something is wrong with u emotionally, pshycologically...u neva can tell.

The reason there is a difference btw delusionists and realists!

Dream on!
The only women that are DESPERATE enough to love NIGERIAN men are those sexually-molested-from-birth, morbidly-OBESE, toothless, oyinbo women. . . . . With VAJINAL-BLADDER-RECTAL prolapses combined!!!

THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU TOO!

No pity for them o!
UNA deserve each other!
Mu Han Han Han Han Han

Bigsteveg: Not all nigerians grew up in a poverty sticken home, may i also tell u dat even d homes u can classify as poverty homes - it is there u can even find d best of luvs. Dont compare urself with oda people.

In your dreams!
So a woman looking for love will look in a NIGERIAN man's direction?
Ha!
No wonder some fools aka WHITE women are pay millions of dollars to find YOU online!!!

MUCHECHECHECHE

Bigsteveg: Uhnmmmmm, how do u know over 20 yr old 'kini' is as big like their dad own, if not that uve being tasting the dad as well as the children.....God know ur house number o.....

Inbtw, ure free if u wanna cum check how big i am also, free it was given, free it will be distributed.

Mtcheeeeeeew
Without money, that big BLOKOS is useless to the world!

OkikiOluwa1: The Op just wrote two rubbish & one sense!
Point no 1 made sense but get K-leg!
The last points are dry like mad woman's toto!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Otu IBERIBE!!!!

ireneidiva: Hmmm, and how did you know she was a runs girl?

Na one of my customer wey I reject because of bad credit o!

Homguy: she still probably is. She flaunts it proudly. You are either new to this site, or you don't frequent her fav sections.

MUCHECHECHECHE

Make up your mind!
Ex or current RRRRUNZ GAL?

I am very CURRENT o!
You want "some business"?
Kimon face the topic!

Mumu!

Homguy: Kanwulia ?! The Ex runs girl? What were you expecting? She's prolly here to advertise her ***

E be like say NL don recover from THE GREAT DEPRESSION true true.

Even the zombies don rise from dem coffins!

Where are my HACKERS?