₦airaland Forum

Live in separate rooms or houses.

Communicate by phone only!
Simple.

oskaaay: okay, any other country of choice?

THE GREATEST USA!!!!!

NEVER!
Not even ANYWHERE in DAFTFRICA!

His parents DOESN'T?
All these cowwwwnant-OTTA graduates on NL don finish us o!

McWhillion: Have you got amnesia?

No. I remembered to check my calendar abi?
Person wey get amnesia dey keep CALAANDA?
My calendar is in my brain o!
Thank you!

Why the surprise?
You all should know me by now.
I give love to those who are capable of receiving love o.

Till the NL SKANKS and SKUNKS begin to irritate MOI!

Abi you want NL to crash again?

Neither can unsuccessful housewives who still fail as desperate MARRIED WOMEN aka MARRIED, BUT LIVING SINGLE!

They still can't find love peace and happiness as their husbands sleep ONLINE, looking for true love!

CHOOSE ONE!

Give me A CAREER any time!
I love to use my BRAINS not my ARRRRRSEHOLE!

KWENU!!!! YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Where is the third wife?
Hope another desperado-desperadA Nigerian babe is reading all these o?
MUCHECHECHECHECHE!

No, they are not!
Only in Nigeria, where marriage is a do or die affair!
Go to NOLLYWOOD!

Or ask awon DINO MALAYE!

Divorce is a choice.
FREE WORLD!
Marriage is not for everyone.
Unfortunately, you can NEVER really find out till you GET IN THERE!!!!

CHECK MY CALENDER for the day!

Nothing unusual.
It only means there is something you guys still have in common.
But, it is not enough to sustain a meaningful relationship.

Don't allow loneliness to cloud your judgement.
A leopard cannot shed its spots.

It does not mean HE HAS CHANGED or YOU HAVE CHANGED.

Only in Africa and Nigeria.
I don't see desperate women in any part of the civilized world o.
POVERTY and UNEMPLOYMENT na BYTCH!

Love is genuine and consistent.
Desperation is fake and irrational.

You can only tell one from the other from the ACTIONS, NOT WORDS!

Unfortunately, being able to tell the difference requires a higher level of cognitive science.
Most are too reeeetarded to tell!

Never!
I don't give people the slightest chance to!
Never by my loved ones!
We are ALWAYS TIGHT!

Forget CYBER RIFF-RAFFS ABEGGGGI!

Childhood dream job in AFRICA?
I only had the DREAM JOB MY PARENTS WISHED FOR ME O!
Till now I don't have one.
I just do what ever it takes TO PAY THE BILLS AND STAY OUT OF DEBT!

Speaking of which. . . .time to get out of bed and HEAD TO WORK!
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE HEALTH CARE INDUSTRY!

Welcome to THr!
TEXAS HEALTH RESOURCES is the best!

HCA. . . HOSPITAL CORPORATIONS OF AMERICA. . . . TOO!
Always go for the MAGNET AWARD!

Vinx4Christ: Y

Because it is THE REALITY in AFRICA and NIGERIA.

Vinx4Christ: Why tribalising d all thing...... Tell me if u are not guilty of at list one''

Yes! I am guilty too. But I don't see mine!
Tribe is EVERYTHING to me o!

Things people do that BRINGS failure?

Who are all these YORUBA PEOPLE?

proevan: Die ke' . Jisos

You no know say NL na dia "BLOODS"?

Duke_Nija: That period was a reality check for those who don't have lives. Lol

A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE reality check.
Especially for those kokoye MODZZZ and SUPER MODZZZ wey nor fit get errreKtion or GET WET between the legs without ban!

Mu che che che che che che che

Na wetin I write so?. . . .
Damn! I must have been half asleep!

Kanwulia: I was toooooooo busy to notice o!
TOOOOOOO BUSY TO [size=20pt]SCARE[/size] care !!!!!
A lot of people DIED I am sure.
Poor things! No love or family off NL!

I was toooooooo busy to notice o!
TOOOOOOO BUSY TO CARE!!!!

A lot of people DIED I am sure.
Poor things! No love or family off NL!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!!

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING!

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO!

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!!

Seuuuun don take im hand sponsor BOKO HARAM ni?
I knew this dey would come!
MUCHECHECHECHECHE!!!

My H-ENEMIES keep perissssshing!
ALL THOSE USELESS ANNOYING MULTI-COLORED ADs. . . . .I don't miss!
I hope Seeeeeeuuuuun has learned not to spread VIRUSES and DISEASES with his GREED for more ads?

Oh boy, go find real job o!

MUCHECHECHECHECHE!!!!!!

Why do children LOVES ke?

No wonder NL dey crasssssssssh!!!!!

SEEEEEEEEEE BLOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

You be PATIENCE JONATHAN?

Na which kain school you WAKA COME?

A very productive year!
Travelled to Nigeria twice. . .
Had fun in Dubai with the kids!
No drama. . .very peaceful!

Work was great!
Only down time. . . Mom had a pneumonia scare. . . .BUT SHE BOUNCED BACK!
Amen!!!!

Hugs!

Sounds like the story of 'some' Nairalanders. . .
Na wah for I wanno phock to a moderator to the H-ALTAR O!
NL. . . FB. . . Reality Show Tinz!
Awon "meet MR AND MRS the pipos". . .OF NL AND FB!

mu che che che che che che che

dinachi: No you are one hell of a lucky woman. He COOKS because he wants to do it for you not because you insisted on it to prove that you are pushing for feminist rights, abi?

His is not about feminism, it is about love and what he loves doing and I bet you love the food!

This topic is about rude uncouth women who think that their husband is their enemy number one and must be resisted at all costs.

Hmmmmm!
If only you knew how much fight we took to get to this stage. . . .
How can you say ANY WOMAN THINKS HER OWN HUSBAND IS ENEMY #1?
He must have a good reason then!

It does just not MAKE SENSE!

Anyhoo. . . for those in doubt of how pampered some of us actually are. . .

Dinner is served honey. . . . and have some chilled wine with my gourmet cooking!
NOTICE HOW CLEAN HE IS IN HIS CHEF'S UNIFORM?

Please o!
My DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLING husband of 15 years. . . .cooks and brings it to my bed. . . While I sit my 'bread-winning' azzze on NL all day?
Am I anti-masculinist?
He works too. . .but loves to cook!
So, I let him have the kitchen. . . 90% of the time.

My darling husband not only dishes. . . HE COOKS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
Even in friends of FAMILY AND HIS FRIENDS!

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGS IT TO MY BED!!!!