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215keji: free ibo girls for us sha lol

I nor hold them o!

215keji: free ibo girls for us sha lol

I nor hold them o!

RE CAPTURES KE?

LWKMD!

The Camels wey dem take run break leg from SAMBISA FOREST?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvVmqX-OgSo

I don't care!
We don dey sell our property small by small.
So diafore. . . NOT MY BUSINESS!
I go take my inheritance come buy better house for AMERICA JOR!

If you ever encountered one, you will hate him or her yourself.
Pompous and arrogant.
QUACKS TOO!

A true representation of the NIGERIAN ROT!
Yes, they are disliked in other countries too. . . THEY HAVE A GOD-COMPLEX!
Always acting like everyone wants their jobs or CREDIT CARD DEBTS!
Na like we say make dem carry school loan and drugs full for head!
We always put them in their places!

Anyone wey near me ehn. . .I DEY CUSS AM OUT STRAIGHT!

When they think they are talking to a maid. . .I JUST LOOK THEM STRAIGHT TO THEIR FACE AND ASK THEM. . . .
"And whom do you think you are talking to? If you are not going to be professional about this. . . I think you need to get another nurse. I will not jeopardize my patient's care by working with you"!

By the time we all write petition. . . .we go get his or her azzze out of there. . . FIAM!
Gbam!

Especially those LOCAL NIGERIAN ONES!

America na the best!

Gclan: many are sick few are hospitalize

Indeed!

Abeg chop ya useless thread.

Back to topic!

My grandmother made fun of us urinating too loudly in the toilet. . . when her grand daughters visited her in the village.
She go dey make nasty comments to us say our toto don wide finish. . .
"SEE AS DEM DEY PISS". . .

What da hell was she yapping about? Man nor dey make noise piss for toilet?

We started pissing outside so our toto will not make too much noise in embarrassment.

She go tell my papa say we dey piss. . . shio ro ro ro ro.

I asked my mom if it was true.

Because we were under 10 those days o.
Me, my sister and my female cousins confuse o. . . .SERIOUSLY!!!!

My mama just hiss, tell us make we nor mind the old woman!

It did not answer my question. . . .I was puzzles for years.
Anytime I used the "toilet". . . I would close my legs tightly.

Na when I come h-enter secondary school I come know say nor be toto we dey take piss o!

Thank My H-Agnostic Gawd for SIMPLE BIOLOGY LESSONS!

Ephramed: Correction noted thanks.

Thank you!

Arrrrrrgh!

Ahem!
Oya o!
Family section don hot o!

Ahem!
Mu che che che che che

Ahem!

Stories that touch. . . PART 4!
Igboland don retaliate!

Fathers beware. . . LEST YOUR TEARS OF JOY BECOME TEARS OF SORROW!

Yoruba-Ekiti English again?

Picture to PROOF?
Kai!
These DAFINATLY peeps don come again o?
NL go soon crash again!
Ewo!!!

baby124: My point is, if it was another tribe. You would have finished them. Now its your people, you are leaving comments like this:

hmmm

Only if there is a recurrent theme. . . happening WEEKLY!
It is a statistical matter to me. . . so I know the kinds of people to avoid in my life and death!
I am already AFEMAI. . . .
Case closed!

Some CRIMES are more hereditary than others!

You want me to prove he is not AFEMAI?
How?
When we have ALHAJIS with Igbo names. . . .crossing the RIVER NIGER to inhabit other people's lands ever in search of BIAFRA?
In this day and age. . .when BOKO HARAM DON REACH ABA AND ENUGU?


You must be kidding right?

Gclan: what's this one saying ?

If you are not from the NORTH. . .PLEASE SHATTAP!
NORTHERNES ARE NOT RUDE AND UNCOUTH ANIMALS LIKE YOUR ILK!
Especially on the www!

Danjuma my azzze!
Please, take this ya fake thread to the CULTURE SECTION OF NL.
Who cares if you are from SAMBISA FOREST OR CHIBOK?
Rubbbbbbbbbbbish!

baby124: Taa! commot dia Kanwulia. This guy's name is Danjuma. Afemai and Esan people have muslim names. If i hear. You think sey you fit hide under "vaious tribes" in Benin. How many Bini people bear muslim names


http://www.afemaipeople.com/intro-about-afemai/

Prove that Danjuma is not Afemai.

What exactly is your mission on this thread?
Soooooooooooooo? If na AFEMAI nko?
He can rot in hell like any other criminal NIGERIAN.
I could care less.

Na una dey carry tribe for neck like cross. . . Not me.
I really don't care for NIGERIANS as INDIVIDUALS OR AS A WHOLE GROUP!
AFEMAI OR NOT.

Now. . . what is your point?
Abi you hear say I dey cry say na EDO MAN OR WOMAN. . . they can rot in NIGERIA FOR ALL I CARE.
Or I come NL to meet Nigerians OR AFEMAI PEOPLE? Like I can stand them myself?
Haba!

Acidosis: everything about you is strange

For good reasons!

THE MOST PEACEFUL AND POLISHED ETHNIC GROUPS IN NIGERIA.
I welcome you!

*I nor fit date or marry una sha o. . . sorry. . . UNA TOO BORRRING FOR MOI. . . . . I like to drink my GREY GOOSE AND GO TO CLUB WITHOUT DISTURBANCE! So, If you BOKO HARAM MOI. . . I KILLY YOU!* Period!!!

I don't entertain visitors in my home.
I don't do hang-outs in my home!
We meet in a neutral place.

When nyansh begin pain them dem go waka comot.
As soon as I chop finish. . .I don go be dat!

If they are orphans by parental neglect. . . then they should raise themselves!
Simple!

Na who sen dem message?

Acidosis: Just a question,

Why do you hate Christ? Is there any event, history... you would love to share with me?
Please we could talk more on this mama
I really do not mean to get you upset,

Who is CHRIST?

Please, see you on another thread.
Not interested in this kind of boring crap!
Thanks!

Over to the MASCULINISTS!

Acidosis: Who be Prophetess again?

Mama, you know how much I respect you, stalk you, and cherish your views,
Please just take your time to act on these words. Honestly, take your time, test This God, and ask Him to reveal Himself to you if He's REAL or NOT.

I bet you will never forget your experience

Then respect yourself and don't you EVER ATTEMPT TO PREACH TO ME.
Or you may just discover how much I HATE YOU, YOUR JESUS, HOLY GHOST AND YOUR GOD!
I don't play that!
Thanks!

You may wanno stick to your role as a NL poster. . . DO NOT PREACH TO ME.
I don't like CHRISTIANS!
Especially NL CHRISTIANS!

Acidosis: Prophet Isaiah predicted the birth, life, death & resurrection of Christ (Isaiah 9:6-7). (Approximately) 500years later, Angel Gabriel brought the first message on his birth to Mary at God's appointed time for its fulfilment (Luke 1:26-35).

His life on earth (Israel/Jerusalem/Galilee...) attracted both love & hatred (the type you display here), so you're actually not the first to display such (without any reason, of course) Infact those who instigated his cruxification via the powers of Pontius Pilate didn't have any justifiable reason to nail him on the cross (but honestly, it is a prophecy that must be fulfilled using the reprobate minded soldiers as scape goats; same way the prophecy of Sulphur burning Hell will surely come to pass; na people - both beautiful & ugly, young & old will go there for vacation eternity!).

Again, the prophecy on his life, ministry, death & resurrection was fulfilled with 'edible' & touchable evidence all over the city of jerusalem, et al...


Years after His death, His Apostles reminded us about His 2nd coming (this time with the host of heaven), not to preach to anyone (Pastors are spreading the message pending...), but to take the saints to a place He has prepared for us (including you & I) whilst leaving the unrepentant to face the greatest of the greatest tribulation by their oga pkatapkata which is the BEAST (The DEVIL IN HIS DEMONIC MAJESTY) Na only boko haram and al Qaeda una don see, dey shout LOL! Una neva see anything!!!

Do people really know the meaning of Anti-Christ? hmm....

When we talk about Jesus, we are not talking novels but events based upon evidence & fulfilled prophecies.

In one sentence, JESUS IS COMING BACK!
Accept Him now that you can control your breath, Mrs Kanwulia

Even if I ever wanted to. . . WHICH WOULD BE OVER MY DEAD AND DECAYED BARRRY AND SOUL . . . not from a NL PROPHETESS of BAAAAAAAAAAAL like you who doubles as an agent of NL SATANIC FORCES ON THE WWW!
I am not anti-christ o. I don't really care if it exists or not. . . not my headache or business. Amen? Amen!
Just don't givva quarter of a phock dats all.
Please. . .you should read THAT YOUR BIBLE WELL o.
Not everyone gives a damn if you CHOOSE to exist or not.
I am one of those. . . Happy for you.
Now, let it show in your life! I don't see it.

IS YOU LIFE BETTER OR AS PEACEFUL AS MINE? Nope!
SO? How are you special?
Nor be the same ID you dey use. . .I get for NL?
Abi you get the key to HEAVEN as GOD GATE WOMAN?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Whether you are for or against christ or mohammed. . . guess what?
Frankly my dear. . . . .I don't give a damn. . . !
Your salvation or lack thererof is NOT MY BUSINESS. . . neither should mine be of any concern to you!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnTWxpTQt4

baby124: Edo pipo

Ok thank you!
When the boy dies from ritualists or he KILLS HIS FATHER OR MOTHER. . . PLEASE CALL ME BACK!
You know how many tribes dey for EDO STATE?
Abi you tink say na like IGBOLAND OR YORUBALAND?
Abeg go educate yasef o.
You need am gaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

baby124: Kai, kanwulia. Na your people o. You no get anything to say now abi?

Ok

Which my pipo?
I nor ge BINI abeg o. . . Tufiakwa!!!

I be AFEMAI!
Thank you!
FYI. . . as we dey manage ONE NIGERIA, na so we dey manage EDO STATE!
Blame Lord Lugard!
How for do?
Abi you tink say na only una get UNA OWN BIAFRA SYNDROME?

http://ngex.com/nigeria/places/states/edo.htm

Edo state is home to several ethnicities, [size=20pt]among them the Bini, Esan and Afemai.[/size] The state is renowned for its proficiency in sports and athletics and a culture of intellectual edification and scholastic excellence. The University of Benin, one of Nigeria's prominent Universities is located in Edo State, as are other institutions of higher learning.

We have absolutely NOTHING IN COMMON. . .it shows you do not know anything past your ONITSHA BRIDGE. . . .
Pity!

Chillisauce: Kanwulia, the pic you see na suen when he was 18yrs old, right now eh, his recent pics...him don grow bia bia sef . Don dey drink liquid milk, dey freshen up. He needs some strong babe to push him to the next level.

Him get dogs sef. If after one yr from now, we no hear news eh. we go go ogun Abi na ekiti state go find out Wetin dey happen , to confirm your statement

My hand nor dey o!
I can perceive evil in my bones when I encounter it, even without seeing or meeting it!
MY SPIRIT IS STROOOOOOOONG AND MY HEAD IS STROOOOOOOONGER!!!!!
I don write finish o!

I don wash both hands and feet!
NOR BE 7 YEARS I DON DEY THIS NL?

Tell me sointin! HA!
Make we bet?
Thain my H-AGNOSTIC GAWWWWD FOR HACKERS!!!

We shall see!
Over to awon 'I WANNO SUCK YOUR NL "[size=20pt]BOSOMS[/size]". . . .' Tufiakwa!!!!


Eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr, e get some fine fine yam wey my oga sen to moi by FedEx. . . .I just receive them. Make I go cook dem. SWEEEEET YAM PORRIDGE WITH FRIED FISH!!!!

Time for work jare!!! A REAAAAAL JOB! Amen.

Marrrrrrrrrrriage sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet o! Hallelujah!!!!!

SeaGold: With the power conferred on me by Seun as the Moderator at large, I hereby confine you to the family section. Any violation to this standing order will warrant boko haram ceasing fire!

The same Seun that is recovering from the BAN from some local IJEBU HACKERS?
LWKMD!!!!

lofty900: baby how far na ?

OKO BABA EH!

crackhaus: I have touched, do your worst...

Abi I dey miss like your Loretta abi na cocopussssy these days?
Shioooooor!
Abeg waka go!
Na who dey laff wit you?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

crackhaus: Funny...

Funny because I'm not the one who takes pride in trash talking Africans (Nigerians) including her own husband...even when it's clear she will always be regarded FIRST as an African (Nigerian) before being recognized as a Westerner, a second-class citizen AT BEST for that matter.

And I'm the one who's shallow? Funny!

NL just recovered from A CRASH from YOUR GOD!
I did not even have to pray for one!
Touch not!
Or CRASSSSSSH again!!!!

THE WILL OF UNA GOD AT WORK AGAIN!

leppyj: But why?
Why do u dislike God so?

Because HE OR SHE is USELESS!
Especially to the BRAINLESS who claim to serve or worship him or her!