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Wey PART 2 abeg na?

Tallesty1:
You can't buy a man with sex

I agree.
But you can own a MAN with sex!
A free, willing SLAVE!

If you can PHOCK a man gooooooood, you can own his SOUL for FREEEEEEEEE!

Who ever is phocking him!

It must have spread all over NL then!

Obviously, you have been "tyrannical".
Your children should not have to "fear" you, if you Re a loving father!
You REAP what you SOW abi?

Not an ethical matter!
A matter of CHOICE!
Free world!

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

You mean musky and sweaty??

YEEEEEAH!!!!
SeXXXy!
The call of "the wild" AKA MKPI-ISM!!!!

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

You mean musky and sweaty??

YEEEEEAH!!!!
SeXXXy!
The call of "the wild"!

I can't answer because I find to difficult to relate with ANY of the characters in such a NOLLYWOOD "skit/burlesque"

My prayer? May I NEVER!
Amen.

Never!!!
When it is my time, I WILL GLADLY GO.
Don't join me please!
I did not beg you.

Thanks!

Negative!!!
Not a perfume person!
I looooooove to smell like "AN AFRICAN JUNGLE RABBIT"!
Like most of my NIGERIAN ROMEOS!

They use their brains. . . . Unlike the so-called "ADULTS"!

francizy:
Lmao! LoL! I was laughing all thru as I read your posts ma'am..
It seems like the fastest ways to gain popularity on social networks are posting nude pics and dissing.. LoL.. I don't need that..
Funny enough, I've never blogged before and I don't intend to..
About me loosing 200kg, I laugh.. Am a 6ft3 tall and slim dude with abs, how much weight do you now want me to loose in this situation? Or you want me to be a thin asss mofo?
I think you should start up a career in a dissing website tho, you've got the talent and don't let it waste..
Anyways, I'll still maintain my stands on not to insult people I meet on social network, cause I don't see anything profitable or reasonable in it.
Good evening girl!

I have noticed this your ID!
Please, go get another!
You AZZZZZZONT-HOLE!!!

Next pleazzzzzzzze!!!!

OkikiOluwa1:
shey u knw dat u r sick?

Yes?
So? Wetin dey do you?
You tink say you normal ni?
Abeg carry disu YA useLIIIIIISSSE thread go jare!
Na by force to open thread?
Mtcheeeeeeew!
Please, go and "rotate" IDz like your fellow COWARDS jor!
H-end of "YEH" ban dey tickle ya hemorrhoid-clustered ANU S abi?

NANSENZE!

CzarChris:
I'm really trying my very best to be civil here but people like you. . . . . . BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


. . . . . . . To comment is not by force.
People like you and Kanwulia should learn the meaning of maturity and intelligent response from these Nairalanders below

You must think everyone comes to NL to be PHOCKED by TOADS. . . .to get a meaningless end-of-year award. Ha!

You berra be off to see the WIZARD of OZ for A FEW BRAIN CELL!

Hopefully, YOUR NUMB-SKULL would not need some fertilizer!

I replied you politely. . . You are indeed a MATRIMONIAL HAZARD!
Grow up and be a man FIRST!
Having a tad functional "PENIZ" does NOT make you one for a poverty-STRICKEN victim looking to USE YOU TO ESCAPE POVERTY. . . . So she at least STOP SHARING A POT OF STEW AND DECAYED, FRIED-ICE-FISH with 5000 village members. . . . however temporary!

Childhood friends ABEGGGGGI!
Who wan "befriend" online HARLOTS/YAHOOISTS of unknown parentage?

Including doz on NL showing pisshures and praising their "LORDS"!

MUCHECHECHECHE!

Joy go soon turn to SOWWO!

OkikiOluwa1:
he get mouth like closet abi?
Spewing rubbish!

Na competition ni?
You sef nor fit "spew"?
Whissssh wan consain you?
Abi SATAN SHYTE for YA THROAT?

francizy:
Lmao! May God have mercy on you and relieve you off this bitterness..
From your pic, you seem like a woman so I don't really understand why u acting this way..
Who hurt you this bad?

Na today you come NL? You attention-seeking POLYMINIKERING SEUN OSEWA NL WHHHHHHHORRRRRE?

Who hurt who?
I should change MY STYLE of posting because one LOKKKKITOTO-IKEMBA-SUPER STAR with 2000 IDs don get JESUS LIVER, resurrect from one BOKO-NAMA, PISSY, SAMBISA-FOREST-GRAVE to show im WOR-WOR, OTONDO azzzze for my front?

You dey KRAAAAAAAAZE!
You must be one of YOU NL, OVER-PHOCKED, recycled, FUGLY-BLAAAAAAAACK-AZZZZZZZED, PHAAAAAT, FAILED-BLOGGERS(competing on NL witi AGBADA-SENEGALESE, EVENING GOWN/BIKINI KPA-KPA )!!!

Why you nor go LOOZZZZE to JENI "AUNTY JEMIMA" of the NL-DEC-2014 competition of NL, AFROCENTRIC, EBOLA-STRICKEN COMPETITORS OF THE WEEK/YEAR?

Na ya pROLEM be dat abi?
Na im dey BITE YOU TODAY?
Sorry! I can't help you!

Na me you wan take campaign for NL-FAMILY-SESSSSSHUN-POSTER OF OUR BLESSED 2014AD?

I SAY. . . . YOU MUST BE MAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

Go and learn how to BLEACH weh-weh(make you yellow small, so we can tell when you are laughing or crying). . . . AND LOSE AT LEAST 200kg. . . "AKPA UKPILLA ati DANGOTE CEMENT FAAAAAT-TRIES OF NL PLC DI KA GI!!!!

Make I cassssh DATI YA LOCAL H-ASSSS FOR MY POST AGAIN!

Phackkkkkin' ijjjjat!

francizy:
Why all the bitter posts? Did an Igbo girl take your Hubby's attention from??
Just asking and please don't insult me cuz I don't have energy to exchange words with people... Thank you

PHOCK off!
Who dey exchange words with you?
Nor be you QUOTE my post?
I h-answer you. . . . You wan ? my post/and how I am supposed to respond "by YA H-ALMIGHTY standards"!
Afo ta gbu kwa gi by 12AM TROPICAL-STANDARD TIME DIA!
Bizzzzzzzy-Barrrrrrry!

francizy:
At times, the men are to blame especially when they marry any woman they see after they must have lost their wives to divorce or death. But the question is, how many women out there are willing to take other people's children as theirs?
Some women are pretty cunning and can pretend to love a man's children for Africa only when he's at home.
So i don't think its easy finding that woman cuz they are just few.

The men think with their BLOKOSES ke!
Brainless BULLS without BALLS!
Many of them GENERATIONAL COWARDS. . . . . . with BELLES like "AMAECHI NMUANAGOR" of "IGBO NOLLYWOOD"! All they think about is to EAT, PHOCK N SNORE" like MEDIEVAL, LONDON FOG-HORNS"!


Weda their BOOLOGICAL child/children from outside or h-inside wed-lock dey alive or dey suffer DAILY RITUAL EXERCISES from their MGBEKE CARRIBEAN QUEENS ati BAHAMA MAMAS o. . . . Not their bizz!


NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN WITCHES OF WOMEN FROM THE EASTERN PART OF NIGERIA WITH "CHI" in their names NA THE VERRRRRRRRY WORST!!!!!

TUFIAAAAAAKWA!!!!!

Nmeri17:
So yo children won't even enjoy the luxury of growing up in a Christian home? poor things

Unfortunately, they are growing up in A CHRISTIAN HOME like I did(with my husband and mother. . . ..the so-called "OCCULT-CATHOLICS". . . .I will spare them the SHOCK, till they can start asking questions.
For now, going to church serves as an ADDED MEANS to socialize with other "little M0R0NZ" like themselves.
For my personal amusement of course!

francizy:
Well, I know women are the best when it comes to loving and making sacrifices for their children, but why don't they extend just a little bit to other people's children?

It is a CHRISTIAN DISEASE!
AKA WITCHCRAFT!
Never DIE and live your kids with CHRISTIAN WITCH!
Take them with you to your graves!!!!!

What I can't understand is WHY THE USSSSSSSELESSSSS POOOHSIE-WHIPPED HUSBANDS OF THESE WITCHES CAN'T WRING THEIR NECKS!

Staying is a LOVELESS marriage for her kids!
The greatest sacrifice!


As for the witches that maltreal other women's kids.
Na Christian Satanic-Wives Of Africa PLC!

Natin!

I am no longer a CHILD!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my state of independence as an ADULT.
Especially, the freedom from GOING TO THOSE DAMNED, STUFFY SHRINES A.K.A CHURCHES. . . . . . for H-IMBECEEEEELES.

You wanno try those EDO women?

Fire for fire. . . . We dey make our own ACID KE!

Deji of Akure, come and try ya luck!

A nursing mother?

Lemmmme guess?. . . . . . HE WANTED TO PHOCK AND SUCK HER "lactation BUNS"!

You must live in the jungle of Africa!
Pity!

PRIMITIVE concerns for PRIMITIVE people!

Chaaaaaaaai!!!!
Chaaaaaaaai!!!!
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!!

Nothing wrong with the lady or your family.

YOU ARE THE ONLY PROBLEM!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IMMATURE!

Allegory:
Eww

Allegory:
What kinda blokus have u been seeing . The competition leaves allowance for kids in his age bracket and even older kids. It's not infant competition nah

MANY!!!!!

I said "after EJAKULATION". . . .
Abi you nor dey look after YOU LEAP FOR JOY?

bukatyne:
Why it is so, I am yet to decipher

I will say some though

Na so una "GOD" make am o. . . .

To quote PROPHET BOB MARLEY "sing" . . . .

Man was made to SUFFER. . . .
AND WOMAN WAS MADE TO. . .. FEEL. . . .THE. . . .PAIN. . .!

royalsweetness:
lmao, he's just a year old Kanwulia, u make it sound like I registered my husband for tge competition

I year nor be INFANT again o abeg!
Babies na 0 to 12 months!
Dem dey crawl. . . .NOT SPRINT across STREETS!

No wonder he still needs "a lot of votes"!
Abeg, go take form for MR NAIRALAND 2014 contest!
I go vote for am!