₦airaland Forum

fellis: Seriously, that thing is more rampant than we know. When I was a child I knew up to three pedophiles among my teachers and friends parents.

God bless the men that are sane enough to not see childrens' bodies as sex objects.

Aminnnn o!

Highly disgusting!
SUNNY OKOSUN did the same thing with YVONNE MAHA!
Sickening!

If you are always happy on and off NL. . . say HOOO HAAA!
Life is goooooooooooooooood!
What is there to be sad about?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Ese BABA KANO!

Nigerian men and PE-DOPHILIA!!!!
A GROWN-AZZZZE MAN with a girl in FORM 4!
I was 13 years old!
Tufiakwa!!!!!

When Kalakuta Republic was invaded and we all had different injuries, mine was on my navel, and all the other women making jest of me that I would never have a baby, even though I was just about 20 years old then. I really wanted to have children because of the special treatment Fela gave his children. I then decided to look outside because Fela didn't want to have any more children then. He went to one Baba JK in Idi Oro in Mushin to make his sperm watery. He was always drinking African medicine there, and that was what neutralized his sperm. So many women were always getting pregnant for him that he was terminating about six different pregnancies per day. [size=20pt]It was Dr. Beko Ransome-Kuti that used to terminate it then.[/size] They're all dead now; me too, I'm going to die
one day, but it's always good to put things right for
the records.

Oh my GADA!
U-K-W-U!!!!

Seeeeeeeeeee BUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH MEATS!
NL NDI KWENU association of BIGOTS will have a field day on this thread!

I don pass all these tests!
No more marital challanges!
Hallelujah!!!!


Back to work jare.
Time for ROUND 2!

A must!
Only Mgbekes and Alatikas tie wrapper and T-Shirt to bed!
Patience Ozokwor feeling sexxxxy!

If you plan for yourself. . . Your kids will not have to worry.
Don't let them INHERIT your debts!

ahnie: second class citizen...why do you often take delight in insulting Nigerians?E b like say you do stowaway inside ship go america.
kanwulia stop the badmouthing.

Am I not a Nigerian?
Please, if e dey pain you too much. . . . Quench with your 'first class' citizenship of POVERTY!

mencade5: pickabeau1 God bless you. These ladies are all disciples of kanwulia, lorreta, dyt, etc their level of wickedness is too much but na me fit them.
Well done

how is work by the way?

People like you are still looking for 'follow-follow' h-enter gutter gang on NL?
I nor dey dat una level o. Never have!
Please, get a REEEAL job off NL.
Summer is almost over.
Na you fit who abi na what?
Disciples of who?
People can't have the same opinions?


Level of wickedness?
To man or God?

You have major issues.
Please, get help ASAP!

DJurry: Minding your own business will not improve your relationship with others.

Yes it will.
Do not poke ya nose in their affairs.

Simply put! Respect the privacy of others!

sambisa5: hmmmmm

I don dey tink'an seriously!
Na who sen me message?

Awwwwww
The same DEATHDAY as my super-darling late dad!

They don't know how fortunate they are to be FINALLY resting in peace, unlike 90% of LIVING DEAD CORPSES, resting in PIECES all over Nigeria and Africa!

Living in BOTH material and spiritual bondage!
Person wey dey alive for Nigeria go say im get passport or life?

Hmmmmmmm
Questions for the conscience.


Na all life be LIFE?
Na all death be DEATH?


Happy resting day jor!

Nothing do you!
Greet papa for me o!

Then it means you need to change the taste of her meals. When a child's lips taste better than food?

You may have a medical problem.
This is quite abnormal.
Time to get some medical help!

InvisibleBride: must u b this sarcastic?

If you know and UNDERSTAND that I am only being sarcastic, you should grow some thick skin.

We don't all have the same orientation to life do we?

At least I am sarcastic, not EVIL, CONNIVING, TIMID OR ABUSIVE like MOST OF YOU ON AND OFF NL abi?

Amen!!!!

You are quite a contradiction.
If you are able to find someone to get married to, you do not need a COSMETIC BEST MAN.
Find a relative to do just that!

Simple Dimple!

Why should this bother you?
A mere accident?
This has nothing to do with shyness at 22?
Looks more like SELF-ESTEEM issues.
You lack effective emotional coping mechanisms.

Please get some help!

Ya toto be the BLACK STONE OF MECCA NI?

You berrrrra grow some AGBEROS guts o!
Shiooooooooor

You are interfering with the child's emotional development.
She can't stop. It is a reflex activity.
You need to stop!

Na me disunited them?

Too late for some o!
No uterus, no Fallopian tubes, no OVULARIA, no toto!
Some AKAMU get 2 heads and 3 tails!!!! SATAN!!!!
No where for AKAMU to germinate!

The will of UNA GODIOOOOH!

MUCHECHECHECHE

Kpor!
Kpor!
Kpor!

Oooooh dey AUSE?

I don wake o!
H-enemies don fail. Nairaland go crassssssh aghyyyyen o!!!!!!

By learning to mind your own business!

NIGERIANS!
They can NEVER cope with post-colonial independence.
Still sub-human too!

Nor be OJUKWU kill dem?
Make dem write to am for grave jor!
MTCHEEEEEEEEEEW!

Ask DAVID and KING SOLOMON.
The men after ya GOD'S HEART!

It means you have killed your husband's blokos!
Please, don't kill the ex's too o!
Nne, na wetin you CARRY for waist?

Boy!
You must really be in dire straights to come to NL on all places.
The worst nightmare.

Only if you can PAY!
Or stay away!

adonismuller: lol....I swear me no understand wetin u write sha *crAcking my IQ to understand it*

Na the question I answer o.
NIGERIANS are sentimental because they like to form gangs against themselves.
Whenever you have a HERD MENTALITY, reason never prevails.
When religion is used as a common denominator, you are dealing with MEGA CULTS!
Now, mind you, it is not like there is mutual respect and trust between the NORTH and the WEST.
Neither is there ANY between the SOUTH and the EAST.

All they are doing is putting ethnic sentiments FIRST, before national security.
How can any country survive without true patriots?
The main reason we had the first coup and A SENSELESS CIVIL WAR in NIGERIA'S young history.

It is happening all over again, because NIGERIANS being the DAFT creatures they are, can NEVER use their BRAINS. . . .


Because they ain't gat none!
History repeats itself because people never learn from their mistakes!

Ready to get married is the easy part ke.
Ready to stay married?
A different ballgame all together.
Khaki nor be shaki o!

Then take it up with him.
Na ya cross! Carry am!

Nigeria!
THE COUNTRY OF WOMEN-BEATERS!
Thug jam thug!
PDP should be re-named TJT!

She lucky say dem nor show her toto for youtube ke!
Who sen am message?

All this because dem 2 want the same senatorial seat?
2015 is gonna be bloody!
Kei!!!!

Better for them.
Edo is an APC state.
APC needs lots of houseboys for real!