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 Family › Re: What To Do When Your Husband Won’t Help With House Chores by Kanwulia: 5:43am On Jul 11, 2014 |
oskaaay: well....not incase of every family...chores pass chores...you should know ooooooooName one chore wey pass chore! Only a matter of choice. Abi man dey carry belle?  Make man push pickin from im blokos na abi?  3 Likes |
| Family › Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Elder Sister—man, 25, Tells Court by Kanwulia: 4:46am On Jul 11, 2014 |
oskaaay: hmmm...that is tru ooooIt takes two abi? 1 Like |
| Family › Re: ‘I Took Off My Underwear’ (A Must Read For All Ladies And Mummies-MEN Keep-Off) by Kanwulia: 4:45am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Nonsense woman! Please, take control of your emotions and LIFE. . . AND STOP WHINING! Nanzenze! Na you be the first to carry belle for school?  1 Like |
| Family › Re: What To Do When Your Husband Won’t Help With House Chores by Kanwulia: 4:40am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Please, stop making them to feel 'all important'! I DO IT MYSELF! A husband's role is for PROCREATION only. The rest, I can do FOR/BY MYSELF!  I nor sen am o! Hiahnn! 23 Likes |
| Family › Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Elder Sister—man, 25, Tells Court by Kanwulia: 4:40am On Jul 11, 2014 |
I would like to read from the sister! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Your Vision & The 5 Realities Of A Woman by Kanwulia: 4:37am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Unfortunately. . . .one is ALWAYS MISSING. Notably. . . . #1. Most women DO NOT KNOW THEMSELVES!  Muchechechechecheche |
| Nairaland General › Re: Tell Us About Your Moniker by Kanwulia: 4:23am On Jul 11, 2014 |
KANWULIA. . . MAKE WE DE JOLLY!!!!! ODESSSSSSSSSSSSSSHI!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1baJ0tG3SC8 Nothing gets me down! I am tooooooo BLESSED! . . . . . and loved by the MOST WONDERFUL PEOPLE IN LIFE AND DEATH! MANUCHIM SOH!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaLEJy51fw 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Why Nairaland Was Hacked by Kanwulia: 4:12am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Because of the EVIL perpetrated by SEUN AND HIS GANG OF wannabee CYBER TERRORISTS! They deserve a medal! I will gladly send donations to them. . . . . About time the cowards were fished out. . .off NL and dealt with severely! More OBITUARIES TO COME! I yammu lovving it! JUDGEMENT DAY HAS COME FOR NL COWARDS!!!! See them running and having NEW NAMES FOR PROTECTION!!!! Muchechechecheche!!!! KETE KETE LE LO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiief COMMANDER. . . . . [size=20pt]COME AND DANCE. . . EBENEZER! DO YOUR BEST AND LEAVE THE REST!!!![/size] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uS5Qy8X1w |
| Nairaland General › Re: Your Happiest Moment On Earth by Kanwulia: 4:05am On Jul 11, 2014 |
WHEN NL CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHED! Big time! |
| Crime › Re: Who Do You Suppose Launched An Attack On Nairaland And Why? by Kanwulia: 3:46am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Whoever is responsible deserves a MEDAL! The best news for decades to come. Glad to have been alive and WELL to have witnessed it! I will drink to more CRASHES! Wey MukiMUMU2? I wonder how she could have survived without banning MILITIA to be able to phock WELL-WELL in the SPORTS SECTION OF NL! MUHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Diarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrris GODIIIIIIIIIIIOH! The wicked keep receiving their punishment. . . . HALLELUJAH!!!! [size=20pt]I LOVE MY DADDY!I!!!![/size] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uS5Qy8X1w 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Quit 'waiting For Mr Or Mrs Right: Take Action by Kanwulia: 3:37am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Consolation for the lonely and miserable! 11 Likes |
| Family › Re: You Can't Underestimate The Power Of Words In Marriage And Relationships by Kanwulia: 3:34am On Jul 11, 2014 |
"Sticks and stones may break my bones... [size=20pt]But words will never harm me"[/size]Aminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn oooooooooh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV66yzpNfCI 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Concerning Our Catastrophic Loss Of Your Valuable Data (comment Version) by Kanwulia: 3:25am On Jul 11, 2014*. Modified: 4:20am On Jul 11, 2014 |
I wonder who he paid to write that 'eloquent speech'! The Seun I know cannot string 2 words together not to mention one sentence! Why did he change some names and leave some? Abi na im 'trouble-makers' im dey protect? The guilty are afraid!!! Muchechechecheche COWARDS DIE MANY TIMES BEFORE THEY DIE!!!! Hallelujah!!! I dey rejoice o! At least no one died during the BLACKOUT! LWKMD!!!! HACKER JAM SPAMBOT!!!! Upon all the 'spambot' harassment. . . .NL STILL CRASH. Even with PYGURU too? DIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS GODIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . . I am still rejoicing!!!! OYA O. . . MUKINA BABEEEEE. . .BEGIN DEY BAN O! Abi you dey hide for BRAZIL world cup? 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Watery Sperm by Kanwulia: 3:19am On Jul 11, 2014 |
It means LOW SPERM COUNT! Simple! |
| Family › Re: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by Kanwulia: 2:53am On Jul 11, 2014*. Modified: 3:08am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Bigsteveg: Maybe ur husband/boyfriend(s) isn't worth it, or maybe something is wrong with u emotionally, pshycologically...u neva can tell.The reason there is a difference btw delusionists and realists! Dream on! The only women that are DESPERATE enough to love NIGERIAN men are those sexually-molested-from-birth, morbidly-OBESE, toothless, oyinbo women. . . . . With VAJINAL-BLADDER-RECTAL prolapses combined!!! THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU TOO! No pity for them o! UNA deserve each other! Mu Han Han Han Han Han 1 Like |
| Family › Re: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by Kanwulia: 2:51am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Bigsteveg: Not all nigerians grew up in a poverty sticken home, may i also tell u dat even d homes u can classify as poverty homes - it is there u can even find d best of luvs. Dont compare urself with oda people.In your dreams! So a woman looking for love will look in a NIGERIAN man's direction? Ha! No wonder some fools aka WHITE women are pay millions of dollars to find YOU online!!! MUCHECHECHECHE 1 Like |
| Family › Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Kanwulia: 2:50am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Bigsteveg: Uhnmmmmm, how do u know over 20 yr old 'kini' is as big like their dad own, if not that uve being tasting the dad as well as the children.....God know ur house number o.....Mtcheeeeeeew Without money, that big BLOKOS is useless to the world! |
| Family › Re: What's Happening To Our Men? by Kanwulia: 2:47am On Jul 11, 2014 |
OkikiOluwa1: The Op just wrote two rubbish & one sense!Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Otu IBERIBE!!!! |
| Family › Re: Mother Admits She Killed Her Three Disabled Children by Kanwulia: 1:51pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
ireneidiva: Hmmm, and how did you know she was a runs girl?Na one of my customer wey I reject because of bad credit o! |
| Family › Re: Mother Admits She Killed Her Three Disabled Children by Kanwulia: 1:44pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
Homguy: she still probably is. She flaunts it proudly. You are either new to this site, or you don't frequent her fav sections.MUCHECHECHECHE Make up your mind! Ex or current RRRRUNZ GAL? I am very CURRENT o! You want "some business"? Kimon face the topic! Mumu! |
| Family › Re: Mother Admits She Killed Her Three Disabled Children by Kanwulia: 1:40pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
Homguy: Kanwulia ?! The Ex runs girl? What were you expecting? She's prolly here to advertise her ***E be like say NL don recover from THE GREAT DEPRESSION true true. Even the zombies don rise from dem coffins! Where are my HACKERS? |
| Politics › Re: NIGERIA SEPARATION, Yay Or Nay by Kanwulia: 6:43am On Jul 09, 2014 |
215keji: free ibo girls for us sha lolI nor hold them o! 215keji: free ibo girls for us sha lolI nor hold them o! |
| Politics › Re: Back In Captivity:boko Haran Recaptures 45 Out 63 Escaped Borno Women by Kanwulia: 11:03pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
RE CAPTURES KE? LWKMD! The Camels wey dem take run break leg from SAMBISA FOREST? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvVmqX-OgSo |
| Politics › Re: NIGERIA SEPARATION, Yay Or Nay by Kanwulia: 11:01pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
I don't care! We don dey sell our property small by small. So diafore. . . NOT MY BUSINESS! I go take my inheritance come buy better house for AMERICA JOR! |
| Politics › Re: Why Do So Many People Hate Doctors In Nigeria? by Kanwulia: 10:52pm On Jul 08, 2014*. Modified: 6:42am On Jul 09, 2014 |
If you ever encountered one, you will hate him or her yourself. Pompous and arrogant. QUACKS TOO! A true representation of the NIGERIAN ROT! Yes, they are disliked in other countries too. . . THEY HAVE A GOD-COMPLEX! Always acting like everyone wants their jobs or CREDIT CARD DEBTS! Na like we say make dem carry school loan and drugs full for head! We always put them in their places! Anyone wey near me ehn. . .I DEY CUSS AM OUT STRAIGHT! When they think they are talking to a maid. . .I JUST LOOK THEM STRAIGHT TO THEIR FACE AND ASK THEM. . . . "And whom do you think you are talking to? If you are not going to be professional about this. . . I think you need to get another nurse. I will not jeopardize my patient's care by working with you"! By the time we all write petition. . . .we go get his or her azzze out of there. . . FIAM! Gbam! Especially those LOCAL NIGERIAN ONES! America na the best! 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Northerners Lets Get To Know Each Other by Kanwulia: 10:35pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Gclan: many are sick few are hospitalizeIndeed! Abeg chop ya useless thread. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Pictures to prove that parenting works best by lying constantly to a child. by Kanwulia: 10:30pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Back to topic! My grandmother made fun of us urinating too loudly in the toilet. . . when her grand daughters visited her in the village. She go dey make nasty comments to us say our toto don wide finish. . . "SEE AS DEM DEY PISS". . . What da hell was she yapping about? Man nor dey make noise piss for toilet? We started pissing outside so our toto will not make too much noise in embarrassment. She go tell my papa say we dey piss. . . shio ro ro ro ro. I asked my mom if it was true. Because we were under 10 those days o. Me, my sister and my female cousins confuse o. . . .SERIOUSLY!!!! My mama just hiss, tell us make we nor mind the old woman! It did not answer my question. . . .I was puzzles for years. Anytime I used the "toilet". . . I would close my legs tightly. Na when I come h-enter secondary school I come know say nor be toto we dey take piss o! Thank My H-Agnostic Gawd for SIMPLE BIOLOGY LESSONS! 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Pictures to prove that parenting works best by lying constantly to a child. by Kanwulia: 10:19pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Ephramed: Correction noted thanks.Thank you! Arrrrrrgh! |
| Family › Re: Boy Kills Father Over Prayer Points by Kanwulia: 10:19pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Ahem! Oya o! Family section don hot o! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Why I Killed My Father - Tolani Ajayi by Kanwulia: 10:18pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Ahem! Mu che che che che che 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Ikenna Splits His Father's Head Into Two by Kanwulia: 10:17pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Ahem! Stories that touch. . . PART 4! Igboland don retaliate! Fathers beware. . . LEST YOUR TEARS OF JOY BECOME TEARS OF SORROW! 1 Like |
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