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Family › Re: Pictures to prove that parenting works best by lying constantly to a child. by Kanwulia: 10:12pm On Jul 08, 2014
Yoruba-Ekiti English again? undecided

Picture to PROOF?
Kai! cry
These DAFINATLY peeps don come again o?
NL go soon crash again!
Ewo!!! cry
Family › Re: Photo: Man Dumps ‘crippled’ Nephew On Refuse Heap by Kanwulia: 10:05pm On Jul 08, 2014
baby124: My point is, if it was another tribe. You would have finished them. Now its your people, you are leaving comments like this:

hmmm
Only if there is a recurrent theme. . . happening WEEKLY!
It is a statistical matter to me. . . so I know the kinds of people to avoid in my life and death!
I am already AFEMAI. . . .
Case closed! kiss

Some CRIMES are more hereditary than others! wink

You want me to prove he is not AFEMAI?
How?
When we have ALHAJIS with Igbo names. . . .crossing the RIVER NIGER to inhabit other people's lands ever in search of BIAFRA?
In this day and age. . .when BOKO HARAM DON REACH ABA AND ENUGU? undecided


You must be kidding right? cheesy
Politics › Re: Northerners Lets Get To Know Each Other by Kanwulia: 10:00pm On Jul 08, 2014
Gclan: what's this one saying ?
If you are not from the NORTH. . .PLEASE SHATTAP! kiss
NORTHERNES ARE NOT RUDE AND UNCOUTH ANIMALS LIKE YOUR ILK! kiss
Especially on the www! kiss

Danjuma my azzze!
Please, take this ya fake thread to the CULTURE SECTION OF NL.
Who cares if you are from SAMBISA FOREST OR CHIBOK?
Rubbbbbbbbbbbish!
Family › Re: Photo: Man Dumps ‘crippled’ Nephew On Refuse Heap by Kanwulia: 9:54pm On Jul 08, 2014
baby124: Taa! commot dia Kanwulia. This guy's name is Danjuma. Afemai and Esan people have muslim names. If i hear. You think sey you fit hide under "vaious tribes" in Benin. How many Bini people bear muslim nameshuh


http://www.afemaipeople.com/intro-about-afemai/

Prove that Danjuma is not Afemai. grin
What exactly is your mission on this thread? undecided
Soooooooooooooo? If na AFEMAI nko?
He can rot in hell like any other criminal NIGERIAN.
I could care less. kiss

Na una dey carry tribe for neck like cross. . . Not me.
I really don't care for NIGERIANS as INDIVIDUALS OR AS A WHOLE GROUP!
AFEMAI OR NOT.

Now. . . what is your point? undecided
Abi you hear say I dey cry say na EDO MAN OR WOMAN. . . they can rot in NIGERIA FOR ALL I CARE.
Or I come NL to meet Nigerians OR AFEMAI PEOPLE? Like I can stand them myself? undecided
Haba!
Family › Re: Signs To Tell Your Visitor To Leave Your Room by Kanwulia: 9:52pm On Jul 08, 2014
Acidosis: everything about you is strange sad
For good reasons! kiss
Politics › Re: Northerners Lets Get To Know Each Other by Kanwulia: 9:49pm On Jul 08, 2014
THE MOST PEACEFUL AND POLISHED ETHNIC GROUPS IN NIGERIA.
I welcome you! kiss

*I nor fit date or marry una sha o. . . sorry. . . UNA TOO BORRRING FOR MOI. . . . . I like to drink my GREY GOOSE AND GO TO CLUB WITHOUT DISTURBANCE! So, If you BOKO HARAM MOI. . . I KILLY YOU!* Period!!! kiss
Family › Re: Signs To Tell Your Visitor To Leave Your Room by Kanwulia: 9:45pm On Jul 08, 2014
I don't entertain visitors in my home.
I don't do hang-outs in my home! kiss
We meet in a neutral place. kiss

When nyansh begin pain them dem go waka comot. kiss
As soon as I chop finish. . .I don go be dat! kiss
Family › Re: This Is Serious Issue! by Kanwulia: 9:33pm On Jul 08, 2014
If they are orphans by parental neglect. . . then they should raise themselves! kiss
Simple!

Na who sen dem message? undecided
Family › Re: Who Is Supposed To Pray More In A Family? The Wife Or Husband by Kanwulia: 9:27pm On Jul 08, 2014
Acidosis: Just a question,

Why do you hate Christ? Is there any event, history... you would love to share with me?
Please we could talk more on this mama
I really do not mean to get you upset,
Who is CHRIST?

Please, see you on another thread.
Not interested in this kind of boring crap!
Thanks! kiss
Family › Re: What's Happening To Our Men? by Kanwulia: 9:17pm On Jul 08, 2014
Over to the MASCULINISTS! kiss
Family › Re: Who Is Supposed To Pray More In A Family? The Wife Or Husband by Kanwulia: 9:14pm On Jul 08, 2014
Acidosis: sad Who be Prophetess again?

Mama, you know how much I respect you, stalk you, and cherish your views,
Please just take your time to act on these words. Honestly, take your time, test This God, and ask Him to reveal Himself to you if He's REAL or NOT.

I bet you will never forget your experience
Then respect yourself and don't you EVER ATTEMPT TO PREACH TO ME.
Or you may just discover how much I HATE YOU, YOUR JESUS, HOLY GHOST AND YOUR GOD! kiss
I don't play that!
Thanks! kiss

You may wanno stick to your role as a NL poster. . . DO NOT PREACH TO ME.
I don't like CHRISTIANS!
Especially NL CHRISTIANS! kiss
Family › Re: Who Is Supposed To Pray More In A Family? The Wife Or Husband by Kanwulia: 9:04pm On Jul 08, 2014
Acidosis: Prophet Isaiah predicted the birth, life, death & resurrection of Christ (Isaiah 9:6-7). (Approximately) 500years later, Angel Gabriel brought the first message on his birth to Mary at God's appointed time for its fulfilment (Luke 1:26-35).

His life on earth (Israel/Jerusalem/Galilee...) attracted both love & hatred (the type you display here), so you're actually not the first to display such (without any reason, of course) smiley Infact those who instigated his cruxification via the powers of Pontius Pilate didn't have any justifiable reason to nail him on the cross (but honestly, it is a prophecy that must be fulfilled using the reprobate minded soldiers as scape goats; same way the prophecy of Sulphur burning Hell will surely come to pass; na people - both beautiful & ugly, young & old will go there for vacation eternity!).

Again, the prophecy on his life, ministry, death & resurrection was fulfilled with 'edible' & touchable evidence all over the city of jerusalem, et al...


Years after His death, His Apostles reminded us about His 2nd coming (this time with the host of heaven), not to preach to anyone (Pastors are spreading the message pending...), but to take the saints to a place He has prepared for us (including you & I) whilst leaving the unrepentant to face the greatest of the greatest tribulation by their oga pkatapkata which is the BEAST (The DEVIL IN HIS DEMONIC MAJESTY) smiley Na only boko haram and al Qaeda una don see, dey shout LOL! Una neva see anything!!!

Do people really know the meaning of Anti-Christ? hmm....

When we talk about Jesus, we are not talking novels but events based upon evidence & fulfilled prophecies.

In one sentence, JESUS IS COMING BACK!
Accept Him now that you can control your breath, Mrs Kanwulia
smiley
Even if I ever wanted to. . . WHICH WOULD BE OVER MY DEAD AND DECAYED BARRRY AND SOUL kiss. . . not from a NL PROPHETESS of BAAAAAAAAAAAL like you who doubles as an agent of NL SATANIC FORCES ON THE WWW!
I am not anti-christ o. I don't really care if it exists or not. . . not my headache or business. Amen? Amen! kiss
Just don't givva quarter of a phock dats all.
Please. . .you should read THAT YOUR BIBLE WELL o.
Not everyone gives a damn if you CHOOSE to exist or not.
I am one of those. . . Happy for you.
Now, let it show in your life! I don't see it. kiss

IS YOU LIFE BETTER OR AS PEACEFUL AS MINE? Nope!
SO? How are you special?
Nor be the same ID you dey use. . .I get for NL?
Abi you get the key to HEAVEN as GOD GATE WOMAN? undecided
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Whether you are for or against christ or mohammed. . . guess what?
Frankly my dear. . . . .I don't give a damn. . . !
Your salvation or lack thererof is NOT MY BUSINESS. . . neither should mine be of any concern to you! kiss


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnTWxpTQt4
Family › Re: Photo: Man Dumps ‘crippled’ Nephew On Refuse Heap by Kanwulia: 8:45pm On Jul 08, 2014
baby124: Edo pipo
Ok thank you!
When the boy dies from ritualists or he KILLS HIS FATHER OR MOTHER. . . PLEASE CALL ME BACK! kiss
You know how many tribes dey for EDO STATE?
Abi you tink say na like IGBOLAND OR YORUBALAND?
Abeg go educate yasef o.
You need am gaaaaaaaaaaaaan! kiss
Family › Re: Photo: Man Dumps ‘crippled’ Nephew On Refuse Heap by Kanwulia:
baby124: Kai, kanwulia. Na your people o. You no get anything to say now abi?

Ok
Which my pipo? undecided
I nor ge BINI abeg o. . . Tufiakwa!!!

I be AFEMAI!
Thank you! kiss
FYI. . . as we dey manage ONE NIGERIA, na so we dey manage EDO STATE! kiss
Blame Lord Lugard!
How for do?
Abi you tink say na only una get UNA OWN BIAFRA SYNDROME? kiss

http://ngex.com/nigeria/places/states/edo.htm

Edo state is home to several ethnicities, [size=20pt]among them the Bini, Esan and Afemai.[/size] The state is renowned for its proficiency in sports and athletics and a culture of intellectual edification and scholastic excellence. The University of Benin, one of Nigeria's prominent Universities is located in Edo State, as are other institutions of higher learning.
We have absolutely NOTHING IN COMMON. . .it shows you do not know anything past your ONITSHA BRIDGE. . . .
Pity! kiss
Family › Re: Tell Us About Your Marriage by Kanwulia:
Chillisauce: Kanwulia, the pic you see na suen when he was 18yrs old, right now eh, his recent pics...him don grow bia bia sef cheesy. Don dey drink liquid milk, dey freshen up. He needs some strong babe to push him to the next level.

Him get dogs sef. If after one yr from now, we no hear news eh. we go go ogun Abi na ekiti state go find out Wetin dey happen , to confirm your statement
My hand nor dey o!
I can perceive evil in my bones when I encounter it, even without seeing or meeting it!
MY SPIRIT IS STROOOOOOOONG AND MY HEAD IS STROOOOOOOONGER!!!!! kiss
I don write finish o!

I don wash both hands and feet! kiss
NOR BE 7 YEARS I DON DEY THIS NL? undecided

Tell me sointin! HA!
Make we bet?
Thain my H-AGNOSTIC GAWWWWD FOR HACKERS!!! grin

We shall see! kiss
Over to awon 'I WANNO SUCK YOUR NL "[size=20pt]BOSOMS[/size]". . . .' Tufiakwa!!!! cry


Eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr, e get some fine fine yam wey my oga sen to moi by FedEx. . . .I just receive them. Make I go cook dem. SWEEEEET YAM PORRIDGE WITH FRIED FISH!!!! cool

Time for work jare!!! A REAAAAAL JOB! Amen. cool

Marrrrrrrrrrriage sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet o! Hallelujah!!!!! cool

Politics › Re: What Happened With BringBackOurGirls Campaign? by Kanwulia: 8:25pm On Jul 08, 2014
SeaGold: With the power conferred on me by Seun as the Moderator at large, I hereby confine you to the family section. Any violation to this standing order will warrant boko haram ceasing fire!
The same Seun that is recovering from the BAN from some local IJEBU HACKERS? cheesy
LWKMD!!!! grin
Family › Re: Boy Kills Father Over Prayer Points by Kanwulia: 8:21pm On Jul 08, 2014
lofty900: baby how far na ?
OKO BABA EH! kiss kiss kiss
Family › Re: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by Kanwulia: 8:18pm On Jul 08, 2014
crackhaus: I have touched, do your worst... grin
Abi I dey miss like your Loretta abi na cocopussssy these days? undecided
Shioooooor!
Abeg waka go!
Na who dey laff wit you? undecided

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew
Family › Re: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by Kanwulia: 8:12pm On Jul 08, 2014
crackhaus: Funny...

Funny because I'm not the one who takes pride in trash talking Africans (Nigerians) including her own husband...even when it's clear she will always be regarded FIRST as an African (Nigerian) before being recognized as a Westerner, a second-class citizen AT BEST for that matter.

And I'm the one who's shallow? Funny! undecided
NL just recovered from A CRASH from YOUR GOD!
I did not even have to pray for one!
Touch not! kiss
Or CRASSSSSSH again!!!! kiss
Family › Re: Photo: Man Dumps ‘crippled’ Nephew On Refuse Heap by Kanwulia: 8:07pm On Jul 08, 2014
THE WILL OF UNA GOD AT WORK AGAIN! cheesy
Family › Re: Who Is Supposed To Pray More In A Family? The Wife Or Husband by Kanwulia: 8:04pm On Jul 08, 2014
leppyj: But why?
Why do u dislike God so?
Because HE OR SHE is USELESS! kiss
Especially to the BRAINLESS who claim to serve or worship him or her! kiss
Family › Re: Why Do Most Mothers Not Connect With Their Children? Shouldn't They? by Kanwulia: 8:03pm On Jul 08, 2014
Only in AFRICA!
They were never thought how to express themselves emotionally because like primitive animals they only feel lust, hunger, pain and the urgency to URINATE AND DEFECATE EFRYWHIA!!!! grin
Family › Re: Boy Kills Father Over Prayer Points by Kanwulia: 7:56pm On Jul 08, 2014
You can't go wrong with OGUN STATE in these matters! cheesy
OGUN STATE OR ABIA STATE. . . . I nor know where GOD OR SATAN DEY LIVE FOR BIBLE!!!!

CHEI !!!!! cry

. . . . . .

Next! FROM THE EAST!!!! grin
Equation musssss balance o!!!!! grin
Family › Re: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by Kanwulia: 7:52pm On Jul 08, 2014
crackhaus: I understood nothing in what you just typed..
You are shallow, so I don't expect you to understand.
You are thereby excused! kiss
Family › Re: Who Is Supposed To Pray More In A Family? The Wife Or Husband by Kanwulia: 7:50pm On Jul 08, 2014
Acidosis: This is bad madam Kanwulia sad Even if you dislike your creator, you don't have to condemn His Name.

Meanwhile, get ready! One of your daughters would spread the gospel of our Lord Jesus. smiley
You will always remember this post smiley
His name is relevant in your world, NEVER in mine.
My views!
Deal with them, like I deal with yours! kiss
Family › Re: Tell Us About Your Marriage by Kanwulia:
Chillisauce: Since 2005 seun create thread, him never still marry. Abi the sweet stories here no do you ni?

Pls don't ban me o, I just dey ask.
Hmmmmm
So you go give that kain BUSH tin to marry any female you know? undecided
That boy na real BUSH RAT O!!! Verrrrrrry underexposed!
See the kain tins wey im dey use to synonymize words on NL?

"Core area". . . ."manliness" . . . . And some other LOCAL LINGO?
ARRRRRRRGH!!!! Imagine this one in the bedroom?
Na teeth e go take give you hysterectomy all in the name of "IJEBU V-JOB"!!!!
Tufiaaaaakwa!

OGUN STATE WIFE-KILLING MACHINE ABI NA MODA AND FATHER KILLER? shocked

HACK-ATTACK!!!! cry

Seven years on this NL. . . . I CAN WRITE VOLUMES ON HIS ETERNAL LIFE AND CHARACTER PROFILE.

That is a NO-GO AREA for any NORMAL female!!!!

Evil on 2 LEGS. Diabolical family heritage!!! kiss

His face alone gives me the CREEPS! shocked
My spirit dey strong. . . .That boy is a SOCIOPATH GRADE A +++++++!!!!

E mi lo so be!!!!! cool
Family › Re: Who Is Supposed To Pray More In A Family? The Wife Or Husband by Kanwulia: 7:16pm On Jul 08, 2014
We don't pray in this house o!
We just WORK HARD and mind our businesses!
If your GOD can't do his/her job. . . . That is his or her business!
Not my headache! kiss

Abi OMNIPOTENT/OMNIPRESENT/OMNISCIENT titles na for fancy ni? grin
Family › Re: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by Kanwulia: 6:58pm On Jul 08, 2014
crackhaus: undecidedundecided
Can you EXPECT or FEEL this kind of love in your GODLESS Africa of POVERTY? undecided

I am a product of my NIGERIAN environment!
No apologies! kiss
Blame ya GOD! kiss
Family › Re: A Must Read:married Or Not, You Should Read This by Kanwulia: 6:52pm On Jul 08, 2014
Not in AFRICA OR WITH AFRICANS!
Only the white race can feel and understand TRUE LOVE!
We are MERCENARIES!!!
I love it!!! cheesy

Good for them jor!
I nor send! kiss
Family › Re: Mother Admits She Killed Her Three Disabled Children by Kanwulia: 6:49pm On Jul 08, 2014
They are her children.
Her prerogative!
Let her face the consequences! kiss
Politics › Re: What Happened With BringBackOurGirls Campaign? by Kanwulia: 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2014
The girls are BRINGING BACK themselves!
Campaign don fail!!!! grin
Joke of the century! grin

The return of the SAMBISA FOREST ASSSSSHAWOS!!!!

LWKMD!!!! cheesy
Family › Re: How Often Do U Call Your In-law by Kanwulia:
NEVER!!!!
My husband is forbidden to call my family too!
I don't encourage such UNNECESSARY familiarity! kiss
We don't do MGBEKE MARRIAGES.
Too much interference.
Not INTERESTED! kiss
My family is TOOOOO phocking large for all that extra mess in my life! kiss
His own family can form a whole village.
No need abeg! kiss

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