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 Family › Re: I'm Getting Married by Kanwulia: 5:49am On Nov 03, 2013*. Modified: 6:32am On Nov 03, 2013 |
Watch out for PART 2!  When CONGRATULATIONS become "E PELE MA" on NL!!! Eyiiiiiin. . . . OP, CONGRAAAAASSSS O!  Singing to Masef. . . . Isu a miracoo workin' gad Isu a miracoo workin' gad Isu da AFA anduu OMAGA Isu a miracoo working gad HALLAYLOOOO? HALLAYLOOOO JAH!!! *switches to my SUNDAY-IGBO-PREACHING-ACCENT* For it izu RITUN . . Datu dozu whuu waitu onu da LORDU. . . .shallu waitu foru AYVA ANDU AYVA!!!! AYMEMMMM!!!! |
| Family › Re: Whose Surname Should The Baby Bear? by Kanwulia: 5:11am On Nov 03, 2013 |
The father's last name ALWAYS!!! Married or NOT!!! If a woman does not know whodunnit. . . . .then the child should bear HER FIRST NAME as a LAST NAME or name the child JOHN OR JANE DOE!!!! OR JOHN OR JANE "Q" PUBLIC like we do in the white man's land. PERIOD!!!! |
| Family › Re: How Much Influence Should Your Child Have In Your Relationship? by Kanwulia: 11:04pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
xynerise: ^hmmmm. You actually edited your previous post and came a bit closer to my pointBack to what I stated earlier. YOU NEED MORE SEX!  When you decided to have children. . . you should have thought about that! CHILDREN CHANGE ALL THAT, sir! You only get 'attention' when you are GIVEN some! Don't make your wife/BABY MOMMA HAVE TO CHOOSE. If I were her, I would have no problem kicking your horrrrrrrrrrrny-AZZZE to the curb! *5:05 PM. . . time for work! HALLELUJAH. . .into the shAwA i jump  **logging off in body and spirit* |
| Family › Re: How Much Influence Should Your Child Have In Your Relationship? by Kanwulia: 10:32pm On Nov 02, 2013*. Modified: 11:04pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
xynerise: ^^ You are almost getting my pointAlmost? What did I miss dear? One more thing. . . I LEARNED FROM MY NIGERIAN PARENTS' MANY MISTAKES!!! I DON'T PLAN TO REPEAT ANY OF THEM! A child should be exposed to the achievement for self-actualization ONLY. . . I BELIEVE IN MASLOW'S HIERARCHY OF NEEDS. If ANY MAN OR WOMAN CANNOT HELP MY CHILDREN GET FROM THE BOTTOM OF THAT LADDER TO THE TOP. . . He/she is not an important part of THEIR LIVES. . . OR MINE! THAT INCLUDES THEIR FATHER/S!!! They are not worthy of me either!!! [img]http://mrburnce.files./2009/10/maslows-hierarchy.gif?w=483&h=419[/img] No need exposing a child to a DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP right? If my relationship can help them get through these phases. . . HELL YEAH! They can influence the relationships as much as they can. I WILL DO ANYTHING. . . I MEAN ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!!! [size=20pt]CHILDREN CAN NEVER INFLUENCE HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS IF THEY ARE PART OF THEM![/size] If they are influencing YOUR RELATIONSHIPS. . . IT MEANS THEY ARE BEING USED AS PUNS! *DAMN!!!. . .who ever knew that the tuition paid for my education would come IN handy on NL of all places? my daddy and mommy would be proud. *Anyone love 'WEST SIDE STORY'? . . Always reminds me of my NICE childhood! I ALWAYS FEEL PRETTY!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs |
| Family › Re: How Much Influence Should Your Child Have In Your Relationship? by Kanwulia: 10:19pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
Honestly. . . Men are only the means to the end FOR WOMEN. . . .TO GET CHILDREN. Period! When my children came into my life. . . .MEN CEASED TO EXIST IN MY WORLD! Every woman needs to ask herself one basic question. A child or a man/woman? Who meets your emotional needs more? I am an EMOTIONAL BEING. . . and NO MAN has touched that part of my being. . . especially as they are all NIGERIANS, my father included. I have never NEVER a PHYSICAL OR SEXXXUAL BEING(don't pay attention to what I post online o. . . you don miss road be dat! )Bottom line? Men need women. . .to meet their PHYSICAL NEEDS. . .aka SEX AND FOOD! Women on the other hand USE SEXXXX to keep men to love them! HA! What a rip-off! What they really need is UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. . .as emotional beings. . . . ONLY YOUR CHILDREN CAN GIVE YOU THAT. . . IF YOU GIVE THEM THAT FIRST! Giving a man YOUR unconditional love AS A WOMAN, means you have set yourself up for a lifetime of unhappiness, because MEN ARE PHYSICAL BEINGS. When children grow up to be adults. . . ever wonder why they change? ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE EMOTIONALLY ABANDONED BY BOTH PARENTS! The fathers chase after women for SEX. . . The mothers chase after men for LOVE The children? DRIFTERS! In summation. . . .I separate my children from my relationships. . . .They have to go through MASLOW'S hierarchy of needs first. . . as in GROW UP LIKE HEALTHY CHILDREN FIRST. . . .BEFORE THE SHENANIGANS of my adult world CORRUPTS THEM. THEY DO NOT INFLUENCE MY RELATIONSHIP/S. . . .because they cannot be/should not be used as PUNS! |
| Family › Re: Sweetest Thing You Did For Your Mom On Her Birthday. by Kanwulia: 12:43pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
Took her to Las Vegas. |
| Family › Re: Why Do Some Married Men Watch P*rn? by Kanwulia: 12:35pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
Escalze: What does he see in those women that he does not see in you?I can NEVER be like those women o! THEY ARE PROFESSIONALS! I don't have that kind of interest. Not my business o! I have other things to do with my life. . . pleasing a man inside or outside the bedroom is not a priority for moi! Na na im wahala be dat! 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Will You Raise Your Kids Thesame Way Your Parent Raised You? by Kanwulia: 9:03pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
No wonder too many ILL-MANNERED AND ANGRY PSYCHODELICS on NL. . . . ! Mu he he he he he he *damn! I missed EPISODE 5 of SCANDAL last night. . . but enjoyed my 2 days off in bed gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! 3PM meeeeeeeeeeehn! time for one episode of 'REVENGE' and off to work HALLELUJAH!* *logging off* |
| Family › Re: Single Ladies Avoid Old Rich Men(many Are Occultic) by Kanwulia: 8:24pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
What about men like Jim Iyke and Chidi Mokeme. . . or Lanre Nzeribe who go about eating OLD POOHSIES? No wonder they can't have children when they finally get married too. Barren men full road o! Abi you hear say CHIDI MOKEME DON BORN WITH IM NEW WIFE? We are waiting for the new arrival o! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sHWp5Yb3Y |
| Family › Re: The Suffering New Dad. by Kanwulia: 8:20pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
The joys of fatherhood are numerous! Motherhood too! Life is too short to complain. |
| Politics › Re: How Stella Oduah Was Caught – INSIDER’S REVELATIONS by Kanwulia: 8:10pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
| Politics › Re: How Stella Oduah Was Caught – INSIDER’S REVELATIONS by Kanwulia: 8:08pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. An average Igbo man hates and abhors corruption and will always be the first to cry out when he notices such. |
| Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Denies Granting N10m Waiver For Armoured Cars by Kanwulia: 8:00pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
After collecting her 10% of course! |
| Politics › Re: How Stella Oduah Was Caught by Kanwulia: 7:58pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
So? What next? |
| Family › Re: Why Do Some Married Men Watch P*rn? by Kanwulia: 7:34pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
My husband looooooooooooove p**orn o! Not my gaddddddddem bizz! I'd rather he feels comfortable around me. . .than HIDE it from me. He has my blessings. . .HE IS THE CATHOLIC. . .not I! Freeeeeeeeeeeee world. . . freeeeeeeeeeeeee will! 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Am Confused, Should I Take Her Back Or Let Her Go? by Kanwulia: 7:00pm On Nov 01, 2013*. Modified: 7:17pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
What all due respects sir. . . .YOU DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE. . . . .Now, stop moving around restlessly in your THAT YOUR EMOTIONAL CASKET! Take a NAP and rest in PEACE instead of PIECES! YOUR MISTAKES ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY. . . I can't even begin to enumerate 'em. It is very obvious that you LACK experience with women. . . NIGERIAN WOMEN ESPECIALLY! So, I am not even gonna bother knocking you down. . .you are already ON THE GROUND. . .as in SIX FEET UNDER! One final nail on the coffin is all I can afford. Here it is: SERVES YOUR AZZZZZZZZZZZZE RRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDmObE7LA-I |
| Family › Re: How Is a man Continously arroused By His Wife After Years Of Marriage by Kanwulia: 6:54pm On Nov 01, 2013*. Modified: 7:31pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
Perhaps, IF YOU EVER GET THERE. . .you may find out why! No need asking for explanation about something you have not been privileged to experience abi? You sound like some ONLINE CHRISTIAN DIE-VORCEES in the NL FAMILY-section talking about successful marriages even when they have not been fortunate to stay in one OR SEVERAL! Bottom line. . . Don't wonder about what you have not experienced YET! 4 Likes |
| Family › Re: Advice For Nigerian Ladies by Kanwulia: 6:45pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Lol! You know, for a moment you really got me worried there! Thought you fell for his drivel up there.[/quote]I am from EDO-DELTA. . . not FROM THE NORTH, EAST OR WEST OF NIGERIA. Women from my area ESPECIALLY. . . were not raised without FATHERS to put up with abuse from any man, woman, child or spirit. I can NEVER fall for such 'DRIVEL'. . . EVEN IF I WERE DEAD! |
| Family › Re: Advice For Nigerian Ladies by Kanwulia: 6:40pm On Nov 01, 2013*. Modified: 8:59pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
lucarella: Well, thank God some of us are not as silly as you are.Huhn! All these NL 'SEUN-ASSSHAWOS' aka AAAAAAAAAAAASHAWO EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE nor dey taya to open useless threads! You think everyone is from Ogun/Lagos States or Abia/Anambra States where women still have or-ga-sms even while being roasted like SUYA for SALLAH huhu? Make you dream on dear! Your prerogative Na YOU go COMMIT SWEEECIDE for NL f0rst with ya own silliness. . . like your fellow LOW-SELF-ESTEEMED FATHERLY-SODOMIZED, LOVELESS WRETCHES OF NL! Won't be surprised if you are one of those useless MUKINA2 or IKAMEFA pseudo-monikers with the characteristic 'tongue-in-cheek' silliness. You sef go soon DIE troway like that your TWINNY abi na tripleTTY called 'IICE'! Ewu! Common move! Asssssssssssssssssssshawo 'DEBOSKY'! |
| Family › Re: Child Mothers Set To Double By 2030- UN by Kanwulia: 10:44pm On Oct 31, 2013*. Modified: 8:30pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
Too bad the men do not get pregnant! The women are always stuck with 'em bastards! Hallelujah to ABORTIONS! It is one thing to be born in poverty. . .and a grave insult upon that injurious state to bring a bastard into poverty too! What a curse! Ijjiots giving birth to ijjjiots! The curse of AFRICA!!!! Monkeys do procreate for sure! Twa!!!! |
| Family › Re: Can Polygamy Be Genetic? by Kanwulia: 10:38pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Very genetic. If your momma was a in polygamous HAREM, you are less likely to develop the necessary self-esteem to GET YOUR OWN MAN! If you grew up seeing your father swing from totototototo, you have the genetic disposition to do just that! Look around you! |
| Crime › Re: Baby Snatching Now Gaining Grounds In Asaba by Kanwulia: 10:29pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
The EAST crossing over to the SOUTH-SOUTH via Onitsha HEAD Bridge. . . . Ist Port Harcourt. . . now ASABA!!! Next? First, the industry of kidnapping. Now, baby snatching and selling. . . . Na wa ya! |
| Politics › Re: Stella Oduah: Frequently Asked Questions By Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo by Kanwulia: 10:25pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Eradicating corruption in Nigeria may sound like an oxymoron now but, if we really mean it, we can make it happen.With the 10th coming of their LORD for sure! Even their GOD IF IMPOSSIBILITIES cannot touch Nigeria and the level of corruption within. NIGERIA REMAINS DOOOOOOOOOOOMED! |
| Crime › Re: Woman Caught With Dead Day-Old Baby In Lagos by Kanwulia: 10:15pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Surprise-surprise!!! Lemme guess? THE EAST-WEST CONNECTOR in COBB COUNTY, AUSTELL, GEORGIA! 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Advice For Nigerian Ladies by Kanwulia: 5:16pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
lucarella: You are welcome.Keep exposing your 'ROYAL BUSHNESS'! Nothing do you! |
| Family › Re: Advice For Nigerian Ladies by Kanwulia: 4:21pm On Oct 31, 2013*. Modified: 9:00pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
Women of nowadays, because of the rate of exposure and achievements that they have attained, now feel they are equal to men but this is totally false. will never raise his hands against you if they do not see you as a threat and that is the truth. Now back to the ladies making such advises. To be honest, I have see a couple of cases where the husband was really provoked. Some ladies do not know how to talk. They provoke the husband and the man hits them, then they go around without saying what really went on. I really wish you could get a camera and record most of these domestic violence incidents. You won't ever believe that is was the woman that caused the provocation. Men are physical and muscular. And by nature, the best way to show their dominance is to use their physique. So, if a man you loved and loved you back hits you, he felt you were trying to compete with him in his space Most of these ladies talking and giving advice on the radio are not even married, talkless of having boyfriends so they can say anything they want. Ask them if they will be where they are now if their parents walked out of their marriages. Please, I don't want to be mis-understood, if your husband hits you FOR NO REASON, kindly walk out.Thank you. *Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew* |
| Family › Re: The Perfect Girlfriend May Not Make A Perfect Wife by Kanwulia: 4:17pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
True. . . Marriage MARRRRRS you! I am a perfect example! |
| Politics › Re: Fake Report: Stella Oduah Rented Protester's In Enugu. By Dailypost by Kanwulia: 3:49pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Sahara 4 Oduah 0 |
| Politics › Re: VIDEO:N255m BMW Scandal,I See No Reason Stella Oduah Shudn't Go To Jail -Ubani by Kanwulia: 3:47pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Biafra 1 Oduah 0 |
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