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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp6z3s1Gig0

Lessons learned. . . .

NEVER MARRY A CULTIST!

Kpor!
Kpor!
Kpor!

I don wake o. . ..
Oooooo dey 'Ouse? H-enemies don 'FAY'. . . I nor die for my sleep!

Sometimes you JUST CAN'T!
That is why IT TAKES A VILLAGE.

alisigwe: It's crazy the state of denial we africans live in! All my life I've noticed that most men marry girls they are much younger than them,ma uncle recently married a girl of 20 and he's 35 and no qualms! I wonder if u guys are all diasporian nigerians. I ve tried dating matured girls but couldn't cope with their lifestyle,am somehow comfortable,still young and cute too! So those girls literally throw emselves to me here kuz of God knows what. Am not boasting but I have a lot of young girls within 18 and 20 that really wish we could be. Maybe it's d only son sh*t!

You still have not mentioned anything about MARRYING HER FIRST!

Is YeriMMA not better than you? At least he made his teenage 'love-interest' a WIFE! You on the other hand looking for a CHEAPO-VIRGIN-WHORRE!

You nor dey shame BABA JOWO!!!!
So your uncle is your role model eh?
So na BABY JOWO una dey fain huhn?

I am sorry for you! You think 18 year-old remain 'young and cute' forever?

O ga o!

Tight poohsie na waya o!

Mu he he he he he he

Dear OP,
Good day!
Can you in one sentence tell ME what this burden of guilt really is o. I don't get it.

Your sister is confused.
It is either she accepts him the way she is. . .or she moves on!
He is not going to change.
Cheats need love, sex, and marriage too!

MEN ARE THE CHEATS BEFORE MARRIAGE!
Women become the greater cheats AFTER MARRIAGE!


Ask your father and mother! YOUR SISTER HAS NO BUSINESS DATING A NIGERIAN MAN. . . NOT TO TALK OF MARRYING ONE.
SHE NEEDS TO JOIN A NUNNERY. . . AND PHOCK JESUS CHRIST ONLY. . .EVERY DAY AND NIGHT if she wants TRUE MONOGAMY!
She sef go soon turn 'ASSSHAWO', with all this STRRRESSSS SHE IS GIVING HER AZZZZZ. . . locked phone and all. . . . . After the so-called MARRIAGE-SHAM! Mu he he he he he he

I would rather have a PLAYBOY in bed than A NAUSEATING, BORN-AGAIN-HYPOCRITE-CHRISTIAN-PSYCHODELIC-MONOGAMIST.
If I were to choose between being a 4th wife to a Muslim or an ONLY WIFE to a CHRISTIAN. . . .I WILL CHOOSE THE FORMER!
At least. . . I always know where I stand!


[size=20pt]EVERY WOMAN OR MAN HAS A CHOICE TO MAKE! OP. . .DO NOT CRY FOR ARGENTINA PLEASE. . . .She has a choice to make![/size]

[size=20pt]A WOMAN WHO DECIDES TO GET MARRIED. . . TO A NIGERIA MAN ESPECIALLY HAS SIGNED A DEATH WARRANT. . .
She either dies of AIDS or a MASSIVE HEART ATTACK!
Either way. . . death is a SURE BANKER!

LADIES. . .PLEASE, CHOOSE 1 OR BOTH!!!
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NIGERIAN WOMEN SABI STRESS DEMSELVES SHA. . . . BECAUSE OF BLOKOS! TUFIAKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu9QM1LQR2g


*4:15. . . .off to work jare. . .and the holiday shopping continues. . . .just when i thought i was done*

. . . .logging my sweetazzze off. . . .

PUssinally
PUssina-PUssinally. . . .


Dear OP. . . You had a very normal childhood BY NIGERIAN STANDARDS.
Please, kneel down every day and NIGHT and thank your GODS!
No matter how dysfunctional. . . I can see some good sides to both parents. . .THEY DID NOT ABANDON YOU! YOU WERE NOT ABORTED!
You are now an adult. . . YOU MUST PAVE YOU OWN WAY. . . FIND YOUR OWN PATH. . . AND LOVE THIS ONE FAMILY YOU WILL EVER HAVE. . .
Your sister has a choice too. . . .YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!

My mother didn't have the adult network my dad did (he had lived in the UK for years before bringing her over for marriage and he's a good 30 years older than her) and suffered from extreme paranoia to the extent that she thought everyone had tried to kill her (she accused me at one point and sent me to be exorcised in the middle of first year exams at uni) so she would rely on us even when we were small kids as her confidants.

All I can see. . .are 2 sad people who decided to start a family. . . by default or by design!

But there are always occasions where the issue of guilt creeps up again. I love my dad but I also think he is selfish for putting such a burden on us.

If you decide to feel guilty that you were the causes of your parents' WOES. . . .THAT IS YOUR CHOICE. Given that your father is over 30 years older than your mom. . .I HOPE SHE WAS NOT IMPREGNATED AS A MISGUIDED TEENAGER? Is that why your father is PUTTING THE BLAME ON YOU. . .THE CHILDREN? Well?
Tough. . . Y'ALL NEED TO GET OVER YOURSELVES. . . PEOPLE HAVE NO FAMILIES TO CALL THEIR OWN! YOU HAVE ONE! MAKE IT STRONGER!

You are here now. . .and you survived! NO NEED TO PLAY 'DA VICTIM'. . . .What ever it takes. . . STAY HAPPY AND FOCUSED. . . LOVE THEM AND BE HAPPY! THEY BOTH NEED YOUR STRENGTH TO CARRY ON. . .SO THEY DO NOT DIE UNHAPPY AND MISERABLE! If you need some 'chemical' assistance to 'fend-off' a MOST-DEF GENETIC PREDISPOSITION TO DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR DISORDERS. . .please, get HELP asap!

PUssinally
PUssina-PUssinally. . . .

Song of the day. . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttdU19Kwce8

Tribute to Rotimi Amaechi

MALO NOGEDE!!!!

O Lord!
O Lord!
Come Down
Manifest YA PAWA!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teEVPNfcpXA

ROTIMI AMAECHI. . . .
PORT HARCOURT FIRSSSSSSSSSON. . . . aka DODOLIMA!!!!

Shall we DODOLI DODOLI DODOLIMA!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaLEJy51fw

. . . And the saga continues.
A SICK husband and a SICK wife!

If you ask me. . . na who I go h-ask. . . . ?

THE MATA FOR GROUND. . . .STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PLAY!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woOlERi7HkM

South-[size=20pt]West[/size] ke?

Hollllit dia!

Abeg remove the 'South' from that EQUATOR O!
We fit do 'assshawo'. . . BUT WE NOR DEY TIEF!
Every part of Naija get im specialization. . . I PREFER MINZZZZ!
STEALING OR OTOKOTO BIBBNEZ AIN'T PART OF IT!
ShiYor!

alisigwe: I hear you kanwulia! Make I reason wetin I go talk!

Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeee!!!
I can't wait! SHOOT SIR!
Lerrus see what 'BRODA MIATTEW AREMU OBASANJO-EKEINDE' has to write next!
Why don't you pick up the BILLS for her education like ANY RESPECTABLE man would do. . . FIRST!
Instead of dreaming of the 'disvirgining' ritual like a TYPICAL NIGERIAN MAN. . . aka 'I HIT IT FIRST'!
Mtchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
Good intentions my hemorrhoids!


Kpor!
Kpor!
Kpor!

Oooooo dey 'Ouse?
I don wake o. . . H-ENEMIES DON 'FAY'. . . I nor die for my sleep!

It ALL THE FAULT OF THE MAN!
As usual!!!
They can NEVER KEEP THEIR BLOKOSES BETWEEN THEIR LEGS!
Thank awa gods. . . nor be deadly disease dem born!

What a legacy. . . the combination of 2 horrrny TOADS!
A SELFISH MARRIED MAN and a VERRRRRRRRY STOOPID SINGLE-DESPERADO WOMAN too IDIOTIC TO GET PREGNANT!

Why is the man living a lie? AND WHY ARE THE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER AIDING AND ABETTING THAT LIE!

I will do no such thing. . .I WOULD HAVE HAUNTED HIS NIGGERIZED AZZZE DOWN TO HIS DOOR STEP AND TOLD HIS WHOLE FAMILY!

What do I have to lose? Nothing!

Useless DONORS! TA!

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Wrong thread!

Na STELLA ODUAH kyiop am!
How many 'BULLSHYTE-PROOF' BMWs did OBJ receive as 'tax-collector'?

Yes o!
WITH NIGERIAN PEDO-PHILES!!!
A genetic problem that has no cure!
Well done!
Brother-Captain Ekeinde. . . I hope you have met your OMOTOLA JALADE! We hope to see her in NOLLYWOOD SOON WITH 4 CHILDREN AND A YABA TECH CERTIFICATE IN THEATER ARTS AKA PART TIME-ASSHAWO!

Men were also more willing to act on this mistakenly perceived mutual attraction. Both men and women were equally attracted to romantically involved opposite-sex friends and those who were single; “hot” friends were hot and “not” friends were not, regardless of their relationship status. However, men and women differed in the extent to which they saw attached friends as potential romantic partners. Although men were equally as likely to desire “romantic dates” with “taken” friends as with single ones, [size=20pt]women were sensitive to their male friends’ relationship status and uninterested in pursuing those who were already involved with someone else.[/size]

Gbam!
OP, abeg check yasef o!

Women have fluid too o!

I was having some self-action after watching "sointin". . . . .then my CLINTONIS protruded from it's shell and I 'ad an h-orrrga-sm.
It felt wet, warm and slimy. . . VERRRRY PLEASUREABLE!
Then I put my fingers in my poohsie and 'smelled' it!
It smelled like 'sardine'. . .
Then I put my fingers in my mouth and tasted it!
It tasted like unsweet yorgurt with cottage cheese. . .VERY STARCHY!

Then I took a slice of bread. . .and put it in my pant. . . and I ate it!

. . . .THEN IT WAS FOLLOWED BY 'BLOOD'! I WAS 10 YEARS OLD!

Do you have a partner yet?

You should be working on your 1ST DEGREE. . . . DARLING.
With the kinds of letters you are stringing along in your post. . . it is obvious you have nothing to offer but your 20 YEAR-OLD, ALREADY-MAMA-TOKUNBO 'toto'!

After you get that. . .then I will see it fit to pay you the slightest attention.
Till then. . . . Get your azzze back in the classroom!
ASUU STRIKE OR NOT!

I really do not see how A RE-FURBISHED, OTIGBA-COMPUTER NOT EVEN WANTING TO CONNECT TO YOUR 'FREE WI-FI'. . . should be a top priority to ANYONE including YOU at this or any given time!

MOOOOOOVE!!!

IF YOU COME A NON-BROKEN HOME, THEN LOOK FOR A MATE FROM A NON-BROKEN OR SINGLE PARENT HOME LIKE YOU! PERIOD!
Goodu luk o!

Ha!
In this day and age where BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIANS ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF DIVORCE. . . Some are spritually married to JESUS CHRIST. . .AND PHOCK GOD EVERY NIGHT EVEN ON TOP OF THEIR SPOUSES. . . .

Given the fact that by the time you find that YOUR GOLDEN SPOUSE, 100% of marriages end up in EMOTIONAL DIVORCE. . .aka living separate lives UNDER THE SAME ROOF or NAME ONLY. . . LIKE MINE. . . . .AND LOOOOOOOOOOOOVING IT!!!!
Abi you see wrinkle for my ikebe?
I wish you all the best in life!

This OP has absolutely NO IDEA what 'it' is talking about.
It is either YOU did not grow up in Nigeria. . . OR YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DELUSIONAL!
I think BOTH!

Piece of cake plus a sip of coke for the EAST-WEST connector of 4-1-9 king-pins in NIGERIA!!! SPI-RITUALISTS will start chopping off peoples' index fingers in jars of FORMALDEHYDE in their pockets to teif!!!!

Welcome to HIGH-TECH OTOKOTO!!!

Cancer on the rise!

Piece of cake plus a sip of coke for the EAST-WEST connector of 4-1-9 king-pins in NIGERIA!!! SPI-RITUALISTS will start chopping off peoples' index fingers in jars of FORMALDAHIDE in their pockets to teif!!!!

Welcome to HIGH-TECK OTOKOTO!!!

Mu ha ha ha ha haaaah!!!!!!

[quote author=tpia@]spermdrops/militia
yes, she's always here, together with her crew.[/quote]You bet that your OFE NMANU-NMAMU-ISH, MGBATIC-FILTHY-CRUSTY-NASTY C/U/N/T with 2 SHRIVELED WALNUTS OF DEFLATED BALLS BETWEEN YA UGLY, FREAKY, YORUBA, DIRRRRRRY-PIG OF AN AZZZZZ!

Damn RRRRRIGHT! I NEVER LEFT, AND WILL NEVER LEAVE! Deport me to NAIRALAND-ONITSHA-BRIDGE KE!

O ROYAL FASHOLA ON NL!

I have 2000 IDs ready to keep YOU and ALL YOUR PHOCKING, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHAWO-DIME-A-[size=20pt]GROSS[/size]-AZZZZZZE-HOLES OF OKORO-NGBATIC, LOCAL 'I WANTO MARRY FOR CYBER'. . . TOTO/BLOKOSE STARVED P-UGGGGGGGLY MODS AND SUPER MODS AWAKE FOR THE REST OF YOUR WRETCHED LIVES!

And will be here LONG AFTER YOU AND YOUR OWN CREW DIE ON AND OFF NL!!!
As you can see. . .THEY ARE DISAPPPPIARRRRING AND DYING BY SUICIDE ONE BY ONE ON AND OFF NL.
I will be the LAST one standing to celebrate your OBITUARIES. . . ONE BY ONE!

Have YOU done your worst?
Poor you!
Una nefa start o!

OMO "JARI-JARI" as my darling AMERICAN BORN CHILDREN WILL SAY!

Mu che che che che che

Kamsy10: My dear be careful what you wish others.
Sometimes its better to keep quiet if you dont have anything better to say. You dont have to always comment on every thread.

You don't have to respond to EVERY POSTER on NL either! Practice what you PREACH!

Learn to WAKA pass me too!

Sounding so much like DONALD DAFFY DUCK DUKE!
Before he faded into oblivion.

O boy, SHARRAP and show more action instead!

All of the above EXCEPT SMOKING!
I ain't taking the money with me when I die, so ammo spend if any which way I damn well please! I AIN'T OWING NO BARRY!