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 Family › Re: My Husband Planned Using Me For Ritual. - Pastor's Wife by Kanwulia: 9:04pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Behold! The "GOD" of serpents and sacrifices. . . . .and HIS followers!  Twa!!!! |
| Family › Re: Warning: Living Alone May Be Hazardous To Your Health by Kanwulia: 8:55pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Marriage is TRULY an investment for old age! Hallelujah to my open marriage benefits! *I don reassssh 'ouse. . . . TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKWA to that Lagos. . . .Ogbe ndi ala! TWA!!!!!* |
| Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Kanwulia: 4:57am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Sounds like an obsessive PSYCHO! Is your real name GOVERNOR CHIME by any chance?  |
| Family › Re: Advice On How To Annul A Traditional Marriage by Kanwulia: 4:46am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Your sister should be a woman and command respect from her husband. Not your business really! If CLARA CHIME can escape, so can she! |
| Family › Re: Help!i Am Madly In Love With My Wife Best Friend by Kanwulia: 4:29am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Oh darling, what you feel is the SWEEEETNESSSSS OF LUST! Once you start PHOCKING, the "love" will be put to test for sure! Poor you! One reason I CAN NEVER INVITE FEMALES TO MY HOME AS "FRIENDS"! Or ASSOCIATE OR FRATERNIZE WITH MY HUSBAND'S friends!!! An ereeect PEHNIS HAS NO CONSCIENCE. . . . . And will always SPIT, before it VOMITS abi? A jooosy pooosy too! Love ko, LOVINDA NI!!! Mtcheeeeeeeeew!!!!! 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Which Is More Important:staying Married Or Getting Married? by Kanwulia: 4:24am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Neither! My happiness has NO BEARING WITH EITHER! Marriage is only a necessary INCONVENIENCE at this stage in my life! I have had an OVER-DOSE OF IT! A hallucinogen that has lost it's potency for sure! Sheeeeeeeeeesh! |
| Crime › Re: 12years Old Girl Committed Suicide In Ebonyi by Kanwulia: 4:19am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Must be a NAIRALANDER for sure! Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che |
| Family › Re: What Does Marriage Mean To You? by Kanwulia: 4:16am On Nov 26, 2013 |
To me, MARRIAGE IS AN INVESTMENT FOR MY OLD AGE! Will NEVER-NEVER-NEVER try it in the NEXT LIFE OR WORLD. Borrrrrrrring SHYTE! |
| Family › Re: Learning From Experience by Kanwulia: 4:07am On Nov 26, 2013 |
^^^^^ What a DISGUSTING PICTURE!  This MISERABLE followers of A SADISTIC CHRISTIAN GOD never fail to spread the diseases of unhappiness and misery!!! Tufiaaaaaaakwa!!!! |
| Family › Re: Did You Marry Her? by Kanwulia: 4:03am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Ehen nau! The PASTORS AND GOD OF CONFUSION do not disappoint!!! |
| Family › Re: Is It Proper For A Wife To Pick The Husbands Call Or Vice-versa? by Kanwulia: 3:59am On Nov 26, 2013*. Modified: 9:00pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
I am not that interested NOR JOBLESS!!! As long as HE does not ask me ANY QUESTIONS, we are gonna have LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS!!!!! If he does, MAY HIS GOOD LORD AND SATAN HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL. . . . . Amen!!!! The reason I have houses and bank accounts in MY OWN NAME ONLY! YOU DARE NOT!!!! The day any man KRAAAAAAAAAAAAASE near any of my phones. . . .he dies! Not his gaddddem bizz!  1 Like |
| Family › Re: Why The "Thank You" After intimacy by Kanwulia: 3:54am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Thank you is always appropriate after a GOOOOOOOOD GIFT from a loved one! Great SEXXXXX is no exception! |
| Family › Re: Suprise Wedding: How Will You React? by Kanwulia: 3:46am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Live from Lagos State! The international vacation spree continues! Surprise wedding? I will say I DON'T!!!!! Not till I know HIS FINANCIAL liabilities! On only ONE condition. WE MUST HAVE DONE A REGISTRY OR COURT WEDDING FIRST! Or we are RE-NEWING OUR VOWS! Can't try this SHYTE with a NAIJA POOOHSIE-DIGGER O! Chai!!!!! |
| Family › Re: Digital Infidelity - Social Media And Your Marriage by Kanwulia: 4:13pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
This NL and infidelity topics! Back to my sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet vacation jare. . .2 weeks to go! Back to preparing for 2 heavy owanbes this weekend! Aso-ebi don ready jabrata!!! Kpor! Kpor! Kpor! Na oooo don first commit sweeeCIDE for YEH? I NOR READ THE TOPIC O! Nor be me ooooooooooooooooo Mu che che che che che che 5PM time to baff and 'commit more infidelity'! Wetin be time for H-Amerika sef Time to call my darling husband too! Wey my darling ssssssssssssssssshilrens? Time to distribute X-BOXES AND NINTENDO 3DXLS. . . .Who needs 'BLACK' or ' WHITE' Fridays to have an early HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON? My mom is loving her brand new Ipad Air! *nothing dey 'appin for disu dry NL. . . .logggggging my pweety-sweet azzze off. . . gimme a holla when the NL obituary is official* |
| Politics › Re: Who Would Be The Next Delta State Governor In 2015- An Analysis by Kanwulia: 3:49pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Ochei is my man!!!! Young HANDSOME and loveable!!! 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Wasted N400bn In Five Years –edo PDP by Kanwulia: 7:10am On Nov 14, 2013 |
Surprise-surprise!!!!  |
| Politics › Re: Bill Gates Visits President Jonathan At State House, Abuja by Kanwulia: 8:20am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Leave dat tin! Nigerian attires too FINE!!!! Big belle and all! But come o? NA WETIN OKONJO-IWEALA WEAR? The woman well so?  |
| Events › Re: How Do You Cancel A Wedding You Have Already Paid For? by Kanwulia: 7:54am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Go to ALL RADIO,TV, NEWSPAPER OUTLETS AND YOUR CHURCHES TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT public! Simple!!!! Trust moi, people will be too busy gossiping to ask you questions. Let the aso-ebis be consolation GIFT! PAY EVERYONE THAT HAS COLLECTED aso-ebi. Pay all musical, catering, fashion, church and souvenir vendors ALL THEY ARE DUE!!! Then treat yourself to a SOLO HONEYMOON! I would! Better to call it off NOW, than walk into a life of misery ahead! |
| Family › Re: Need Advice On This Please!!!! by Kanwulia: 7:29am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Yes! Having a child should be a goal for 2 people, not 1! We have enough dysfunctionalty in single parent homes ESPECIALLY!!!! Enough of BASTARDS AND GASTARDS TOO!(aka boys and girls illegitimate children) |
| Family › Re: Open Marriage & Monogamish by Kanwulia: 11:42pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
Because they are followers and believers in ONE JEHOVAH. . . EL MU-MU! They shall LIVE AND DIE MISERABLY FOR SURE!!! You know some people are really married to God and Jesus. . . so can never have normal relationships with others! How can one have a successful marriage, when dreaming of phocking GOD or JESUS every night? Mu che che che che che che Kpor! Kpor! Kpor! Oooo dey house? I don wake o. . . I nor die for my sleep! H-ENEMIES DON 'FAY'! *time for work already. . . .WOW* |
| Politics › Re: Clara Chime Packs-out Of Enugu Govt House, Opens Up by Kanwulia: 12:09am On Nov 12, 2013 |
The good ol days. . . when she was TIGHT! 2 Likes
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| Family › Re: Your Take On D Use Of Treated Mosquito Nets by Kanwulia: 12:07am On Nov 12, 2013 |
Even in my bedroom in Nigeria too!
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| Family › Re: Your Take On D Use Of Treated Mosquito Nets by Kanwulia: 12:04am On Nov 12, 2013 |
I still dey use am well-well o! Especially for my younger girls. . . .ANYTIME WE VISIT NIGERIA!
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| Christianity Etc › Re: 70 Percent Of Nigerians Suffering - Says Mrs Adeboye by Kanwulia: 2:30pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Only 70 %? MORE LIKE 90%! Mrs. Adeboye can return some money to those imbeceeeles who keep her HOLY AZZZE FILTHY. . . . |
| Family › Re: At 46yrs, Is It Late For Him To Start A Family? by Kanwulia: 2:25pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
46? This na 'GOD'S TIME' man o! The man don pass 'WOMENOPAUSE' na! Haba!!! If the cry of pickin dem wake this kain man for night. . . e fit take gun kill dem o! Those babies are gonna be 'shriveled' like his 'BLOKOS' for sure! Imagine having a baby with GENETIC BALDNESS aka alopecia or being expelled from the VJJ at birth looking like one 'DEBE OJUKWU'!!! Abeg . . .make im carry im 'VIA-GRA-GRA' pehnis comot jor! Na dis kain man go wake woman up 12 hours after pre-intimacy. . . after the woman must have SUCKED AND SUCKED to wake the DEAD LAZARUS UP. The woman must have been 'dried' up and would still ram the damn thing into her to prove that he is still a '2-second' man! GOD'S TIME INDEED. . .IS THE BEST TIME INDEED! 4 Likes |
| Family › Re: A Letter From An Abortedchild by Kanwulia: 6:31am On Nov 11, 2013 |
Hmmmmm!!! Sounds like a letter from JESUS when aborted from the world! Mu Che Che Che Che Che |
| Crime › Re: Man Rapes, Kills 10-yr-old Cousin by Kanwulia: 6:24am On Nov 11, 2013 |
SURPRISE-SURPRISE!!! Fuji-RO FO FO FO!!!! |
| Family › Re: Free Ride Habit - Good Or Bad by Kanwulia: 5:29am On Nov 11, 2013 |
Any lady looking for FREE rides is also LOOKING FOR FREEEEE TROUBLE! May you NEVER turn ritualist! AMEN! I can understand trying to do so because of a dire emergency, but career hitch-hikers make me extremely nervous! You have stated your intentions are noble. I believe you. It is therefore my wish that no harm may come your way while keeping your intentions noble! Amen! 2 Likes |
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