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Hmmmmm!
He must have been a very PHAT MAN!

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/news-page-images-480-wide/page_images/news/2013/MINISTER-OF-AVIATION-STELLA-ODUAH.jpg


What is this HIPPO look that is reigning with NIGERIAN WOMEN THESE DAYS?

Chai!!! See TRIPLE-WIDE-LOAD-IGBO nose?

See GORILLA EYEBROW? If her 'UPPER IWEKA ROAD' bussssssssshy like dis. . . no telling how her 'LOWER IWEKA ROAD' aka 'MAIN MARKET' down below go be! ONLY KING-KONG can fit to h-enter dia AND COME OUT ALIVE WITH MAJOR SCRATCHES OOOOOoooooooo!!! Hmmmmmm!!!! She dey forbid 'razor' or 'wax-job' for her village? Kei!!!!

Dis woman LOCAL DIE!!!REAAAAAAAAAAL MGBEKE F'O'RST-CLASS LIKE DAME PATIENCE!!!

All these retired pure-water sellers/HAVARD-sponsored granduANTS/MINISTERS don taya me o!

Is this a corpse lying-in-state or a live creature? NA WETIN SHE RUB FOR FACE? Even MAC powder dey tia race from her face!

What a sight!

Na her face dem take do JABBA THE HUT for 'THE RETURN OF THE JEDI'?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SasOZMFW8YA

Because NIGERIAN KIDS love aggression! THEY WERE CONCEIVED, BORN AND RAISED WITH AGGRESSION!!!!

AFRICAN KIDS ARE BATTLING HUNGER AND POVERTY!!!
No ELECTRICITY. . . .SHYTTING IN BUSHES AND WIPING THEIR AZZZES WITH ELEPHANT GRASSES!!!!

You wanno bully JUNGLE BUNNIES OF AFRICA?

Ha! Make NL gang try dem luck ke!
We go see who go COMMIT SUICIDE F'O'RST!
Mu che che che che che che che!!!

Such a beautiful girl. . .bullied by extremely UGLY AND HATEFUL CREATURES ONLINE?

She must have lived a very sheltered life. . . .

E BADU E BELLE AND E JOLOSI FULL ONLINE I SWEAR! ALL BECAUSE OF CYBER BLOKOS!!! TUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIAKWA!!!!

The fate of little girls WHO GREW UP WITHOUT FATHERS AT HOME!!! OR IN POLYGAMOUS RANCHES ALL OVER AFRICA!!! LIKE ONE NAIRALANDER IN THIS FAMILY SECTION THAT JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF PEHNIS ON NL. . . TUFIAAAAAAKWA TO THE HIGHEST POWER!!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! TRY YA LUCK. . . .MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA UNA GO QUENCH ONE BY ONE. . . GUARANTEED!!!

How many have I lost?
I have wedding rings in sets of replacements!
No feelings attached. THEY CAN BE REPLACED AFFORDABLY. . . .I love my man. . .not the ring o!
I ain't spending any fortune on any ring. . . .

They only cost me about $100 for 12 at a DUBAI outlet mall!

No! My pweeeeeeety nails ain't fake. . .make una chop well abeg!

I dey wear my ring to work o! IT IS SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY!!!!

With a face like hers, why does she need a 'bullet-proof' vehicle?
What a waste of money!

NIGERIAN MEN ON THIS THREAD ARE USING STYLE TO VIEW TOTO INSIDE PANT!

All I can see are 'STROOOOOOOOOOOOONG BLOKOSES' and HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRD BALLS on this thread dripping with pre-ejakulation OKRO-LIKE-THICK-WOTA-SLIME-JUICE ALL OVER THEIR TROSISIZ!
Some don remove dross tey-tey from page 1 of this thread o! SHHHHINEKE!!!

Even the greatest pervs on NL are preaching 'morality' too?
Some have even ejakulated 20 times on this thread looking at these pictures!

Nigerian men na waya o!
Anything to look free 'p0rrN'!
Chai!!!

Some still dey touch dem pehnis for this thread. . . MAKE UNA GO SLEEP ABEG! UNA WIVES GET THIS KAIN NYANSH?

xandy84: Is Ibori included in the Albania citizen serving in Uk? I want to believe you dont read the write up and you seems not to understand simple English..

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. . . .
The title of the thread state Nigerian prisoners o.
Nor ALBANIA prisoners!

If you are trying to 'spoil' my mood of jubilation to PLAN IBORI'S WELCOME PARTY. . . You have failed miserably!
My aso-ebi HAS BEEN PURCHASED!


Move jor! Mtcheeeeew!!!

It is too early to "jump ship"!
Negotiations are still underway!

Hmmm!
Signz and wonderz!
These are strange times with strange occurrences!

Nigerians do not know how to relax and DE-STRESS!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8266xTybUa8

No means of entertainment!

So-so WITCHCRAFT. . .and NEGATIVE THOUGHTS!

Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!

Competition and JEALOSY!

Make hunger kill una finish dia! Amen!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE AMERICA!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8266xTybUa8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DUXVAg7oWg


I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BROADWAY!!!!

Still on Nigeria and 'suffer-head' syndrome?

Not enough h-enjoyment!!!!

My H-AGNOSTIC GAWD BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH H-AMERICA ALWAYS JARE!!!!

Off to see 'THE LION KING' this weekend in DALLAS TEXAS!!!

The BESTEST BIRTHDAY PREZZZZZZZZZZZENT EVER FROM THE HUBBY!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0OdIcCQG9I



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQyx2PWyC2I


OMJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!

I can't wait!!!!!

OYINBO PEEPS TO SABI H-ENJOY!!!! KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

If I must be a WHITE WOMAN. . . NEXT TIME I COME TO THIS WORLD. . . NOT AS A BLACK NIGERIAN!!!! TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Billyonaire: Sounds sweet, Tell me more!

https://www.nairaland.com/1480609/uk-government-set-repatriate-ibori

Did we speak too soon?

Please join in singing the new IBORI RELEASE SONG by CELTIC THUNDER!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u77MgRnij5U

The best BIRTHDAY PRESENT I HAVE RECEIVED THIS WEEK PLUS MY BROADWAY 'LION KING' TICKETS IN DALLAS FOR THIS WEEKEND!!! HOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Anyone with 'THE LION KIND TICKETS' IN DALLAS FOR THIS WEEKEND? MAKE WE GO H-ENJOY JARE!!!! PHOCK NIGERIAN POLITICS!

THE LION KING CELEBRATES 15 YEARS!!!!

MY H-AGNOSTIC GAWD BLESS AMERICA JARE!!!!

msolmuzik: Thanks madam read the complete article i think its going to help

I did not tell you I had a problem with ANY of my relationships o! I NEVER HAVE!
If I needto read an 'article' FROM NL or any other literary piece to enable me manage my ANY of my relationships. . .then I must be a BRAINLESS-SHEEP!

Others are too busy committing 'SWEET SUICIDE' off NL to respond to your post.

Na 'BRITISH' passport im take do 'DELTA STATE' GOVERNOR FOR 8 YEARS FROM OGHARRA, ASABA AND WARRI?

[quote author=Trvlla'c]ibori 2019[/quote]YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

carefreewannabe: If that was true, we would have many more better men around. Sorry, I don't agree.

I WROTE 'TRIES'! I did not say they succeeded did I?

After 1 year or marriage and/or 3 children later. . . all these nor go work o!
Please, enjoy all the sexxxx you can have when you are young and SINGLE!
After marriage. . .IT BECOMES A WORK FOR GOD!
Mu he he he he he he

TOTO AND BLOKOS DON TAYA O!

Ahem!
The TRUE aloy-emeka DON SHOW nyansh!
Twa!!!

IGBO-SMOKE DEY 'IDE FOR BOTU?

Lai-lai!!!!

*tufiakwa. . . i nor wan casssssssh 'bigot' disease for this my sweet life o. . . . .ALL subsequent threads by this poster un-followed*!

Billyonaire: Sounds sweet, Tell me more!

Ok!

Joshthefirst: don't be tribalistic.

*in raadio nigeria voice*

"ONE NAIJERIA, NA IM BE THE ANSA"!!!!!

Don't you see what was written? FROM A CLOSET RESIDENT BIGOT, ALWAYS ON THE PROWL FOR NOTHERNERS TO INSULT ON NL, especially as they are not in proximity to the poster's residence. . . . . to vent the usual frustrations from the incurable PTSD associated with Ojukwu and the BIAFRAN miscalculations!!!

Sincere 9gerian: I expected northerners to confirm or challenge the list but so far, no show. It is like northerners are scarce on NL.

See JOBLESS 'hunter' of NORTHERNERS. . . .
What an OXY-M0R0N!
Sincere Nigerian indeed!
Ta!

Billyonaire: LOL, I doubt that.

Argggggggggggggggggggggh!
You missed the whole 'charade'!
Ibori is one of them. . . hence the ADDITION of 266 other 'favored' robbers buried with our lord Jesus Christ Ibori. . .TO MAKE IT LOOK LEGIT!
You should understand NIGERIAN politics by now. LEARN TO LOOK BEYOND THE SMOKESCREEN. . .AS WITH EVERYTHING NIGERIAN!!!

THE BRITISH COURTS are just an extension of the EFCC. . . .It would always dance to the tune of the most powerful commander WITH THE HIGHEST PRICE TAG!

Poor you!

I hope you spend more of your precious time offline by using the remaining brain cells NL has not killed from reading and responding to JUNK POSTS. . . . .to pay VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY CLOSE attention to Nigerian politics like I do. . . with the right INNER CONNECTIONS of course!

LET ME EDUCATE YOU. . . IT WAS ONE OF THE CONDITIONS GIVEN TO JONATHAN BY THE ATIKU CAMP!

Thank me later. . . .

Like Northerners like to make noise like Southerners?
Thank our lucky stars. . . we have better breed of ethnic Nigerians than YORUBA AND IGBO Nigerian bigots on and off NL!

Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

kingoflag: I'd hate to see what you look like in real life.

Why?

Because I ain't qualified to be a 'TINUBU' WHO-RE OR WAT?

Sorry dia. . .I don't kiss UGLY FROGS!
Ha! For your own safety. . . . You will NEVER get that chance to 'see' what I look like.
Once upon a time. . .it were possible.
Six years later. . .on NL. . .SEEING any of you only means 2 things.
1. I get to prove that I am not a CHRISTIAN!
2. I WANNA KILL YOU AND MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR WITHOUT A TRACE!

I don't fail on such promises.

Dream on NIGGER!

*back to hiding under my NL rock from cyber riff-raffs likey ya*

Mcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

IT WAS ONE OF THE CONDITIONS JONATHAN MUST MEET!
Or else!!!!
Wake up and smell the 'suya'!


IT IS PARTY TIME!!!! NA WE-WE NA!

NA TODAY BRITAIN BEGIN TEIF?
British courts just like the EFCC can be used to witch-hunt political enemies. . . .THE STAKES ARE HIGHER WITH EACH BARGAINING CHIP!
MONEY HAS CHANGED HANDS. . . BRITAIN HAS BEEN PAID AGAIN! WE ARE TALKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIG MONEY!!!!

Abeg! Dis na 'SOUTH-SOUTH' politics o! Not 'ANAMBRA' politics!
We are not discussing 'WILLIE OBAINO' music here!

Shiooooooooooooooor!!!!