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 Family › Re: Marrying Too Young by Kanwulia: 8:56am On Oct 16, 2013 |
franckoi: that is not true. It won't fail if u want it soNo! It is just FATED that way due to CULTURE, RELIGION AND POVERTY!!! How many successful marriages do you know of? Even the SUCCESSFUL online "shams"!  |
| Family › Re: [parenting] Raising A Girl Child. by Kanwulia: 8:34am On Oct 16, 2013 |
A lot of fun for sure! You sit and watch them make the VERY SAME mistakes you made as A GIRL CHILD YOURSELF! Very entertaining.  |
| Politics › Re: Gov. Amaechi's Aide Resigns by Kanwulia: 8:21am On Oct 16, 2013 |
The man name na "PRECIOUS"?  Make im resign abeg! Twa!!!! Some men MAMA and PAPA nor get shame atol-atol!  |
| Politics › Re: UK To Repatriate 267 Nigerian Prisoners by Kanwulia: 8:15am On Oct 16, 2013 |
I hope my DARRRLING Ibori will be among o?  4 Likes |
| Family › Re: How Should I Handle My Almost Cheating Patner by Kanwulia: 11:17pm On Oct 15, 2013*. Modified: 8:01am On Oct 16, 2013 |
Anoda wan don come! NIGEIAN women shalt not DIE BY NIGERIAN BLOKOSES ALONE! Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Off to my sweeeeeeeet H-American work jare!!! This pay-check this week go HEAVY gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! *logging off*  1 Like |
| Family › Re: Funniest / Most Absurd Family Names Uve Ever Heard. by Kanwulia: 11:13pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
IGBINEDION! OSHIOMOLE! Ugly sounds make EXTREMELY UGLY FACES! |
| Family › Re: Pls Advise.my Wife Is Making Me Sick. by Kanwulia: 11:12pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
From your post alone, it is obvious why YOU ARE DYING SLOWLY! You are a CONTROL FREAK. . . Like A TYPICAL Nigerian man. . .YOU HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO WORK AS A TEAM PLAYER. . .even when you ain't gat a 'skid' of 'crap' to show in your 'draws'! Women or children ARE NOT CATTLE. . . to be controlled! May you not die by your own EVIL machinations. . . AMEN!!! 12 Likes |
| Family › Re: Help; My Two Boys Fights A Lot by Kanwulia: 11:06pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
It must be a genetic problem. Or purely environmental. Sounds like your kids NEVER learned how to communicate like civilized humans. . . A learned behavior for sure! Who taught them how to FIGHT? You think they do not watch YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND? The beauty of SPANKING KIDS. . .is that they learn to SPANK THEMSELVES AND OTHERS! You reap what you sow! . . . AND VICE VERSA! |
| Family › Re: Just Need Advise by Kanwulia: 11:03pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Anoda wan don come! I could not even read through the 'text message'! All I saw was 'YORUBA' man. . . and I gave up! Marry at your own risk! Emotional vagabonds and nomads! Tufiakwa! OP. . . Sorry o! I could not read past the first 5 words. Goodluck. . . ON AND OFF NL! |
| Family › Re: Is The Reading Culture Lost? by Kanwulia: 10:59pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
I don't like to read either. . .I PREFER AUDIO BOOKS! My ears are much better senses than my eyes! |
| Family › Re: Marrying Too Young by Kanwulia: 10:55pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
Marrying young o Marrying old o A NIGERIAN MARRIAGE IS A NIGERIAN MARRIAGE. . . .DOOMED TO FAIL! |
| Family › Re: How Do I Ignore My Wife When She Is Taking Me For Granted Too Much? by Kanwulia: 10:49pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
You need to ignore her TOTALLY. . . Nothing pisses off a woman a BROKE-AZZZE husband who cannot take care of his FINANCIAL MESS! If you love yourself. . .PLEASE, keep that your BROKE BLOKOS in your pant. . . till you have some 'change' to spare! I have warned you! You are not in ANY position to assert ANY FORM OF 'MALENESS' right now. If you try yourself. . . . I am sorry for you! Those 'boyfriends' are feeding YOU and your children. Please, show them some respect! Many thanks! |
| Family › Re: Need Someone To Educate Me by Kanwulia: 10:36pm On Oct 15, 2013*. Modified: 10:56pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
*sighs* Anoda one don come. So many good NIGERIAN MEN out there. . .we are told! Even the NL 'FAKE' MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR are disappearing with 'SUICIDE' one by one offline! Dear OP! No, I am not interested in the BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING details of your domestic situation. . . IT IS A NIGERIAN MARRIAGE! Full of CHAOS and DRAMA!!! As usual. Are things sooooooooooooooooo 'bad' for you that you have abandoned your FAMILY to come online to solve such MINOR issues? You may be asking for 'ADVICE' from women or MEN who are phocking your husband IN THAT LAGOS from this NL AMUSEMENT PARK! Beware! Instead of wasting time on DIE-vorce proceedings. . . THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD DO IS MOVE OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. . . to take a BREAK FIRST. . .TO EXHALE! You should be SEPARATED FIRST. . . before you start talking about DIVORCE!!! Slow down a sec! NIGERIAN WOMAN SHALT NOT DIE BY NIGERIAN BLOKOS ALONE!!! *Time for work jare. . . I slept SUPER WELL*! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Men Should Ur Woman Tell U She Cheated ....? by Kanwulia: 10:24pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
He already knows. . .so it is not CHEATING. . . Try 'OPEN MARRIAGES'! Not. . .CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES. . .for MISSSSSERABLE-HYPOCRITES ONLY! Not everyone lives in an MGBEKE-JESUS' world! This is 2014 AD almost. . . not 1014 BC! Shiooooor! How can only one MAN satisfy a woman? HOW LOCAL! |
| Family › Re: Should Men Get Paternity Leave? by Kanwulia: 10:13pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
uboma: Does your husband do exactly what you described above? Mind you, not all men are that. We have responsible men and fathers...Actually my husband does ALL OF THAT AND MORE! But guess what? HE IS MINE!!!! I LOVE HIM JUST LIKE THAT! In case you failed to notice. . . that post you quoted has 5 'LIKES'! How many does yours have? ZERO! Meaning that at least. . . .5 people agree with my post OR FIND IT 'SOMEWHAT' funny! Bottom line? . . .LIFE IS NEVER A COMPETITION ON OR OFFLINE. . . and opinions are like 'azzzeholes'! YOU LEARN TO LOVE YOURS! EVEN WHEN IT STINKS! Cha Cha Cha CIAO! |
| Family › Re: How Can A Wife Cope With An Adulterous Husband Who Is Never Contented? by Kanwulia: 7:33pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Anoda wan don come! Cheating here, adultery there! BIBLE WOMEN AND MEN WEY NO GET WORK! Time for manicure and pedicure jare! No wonder NL full of so-so SUICIDE threads! Death by BLOKOS! Tufiaaaaaaakwa!!!! |
| Family › Re: Should Your Man Tell You He Cheated? by Kanwulia: 7:08pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Of what use is such a USE-LESS piece of info to moi? All I want to know is WHEN DOES HE PAY FOR THE DIE-vorce! Because. . . . . I ain't spending a DIME! |
| Family › Re: Can Some Body Please Explain Why Young Girls Still Run After Married Men. by Kanwulia: 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2013*. Modified: 10:04pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
I think it is the other way round! THE MEN DO ALL THE RUNNING AND CHASING!!! It is the ONLY source of entertainment for NIGERIAN men especially! It is called "HUNTING FOR BUSHMEAT"!!!! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Husband Wants Divorce After 24yrs. What Are My Rights As The Woman? Help! by Kanwulia: 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
In cases like this, especially after 24 years of BLISSLESS marriage, I would let him have EVERYTHING!!!! I'd rather start over! He has given me the best of him, 4 CHILDREN!!! The time and energy spent fighting in court ain't worth the stress! He may win materially, but you will ALWAYS WIN SPIRITUALLY!!! Let it go! The best is yet to come!!!! 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Why Are Married Men Never Contented With Their Wives? by Kanwulia: 12:20am On Oct 14, 2013 |
Phocking other women does not mean he ain't sticking to me o! Ask better men like BILL CLINTORIS! Which man in that una YEYE-BIBLE stuck to ONE WIFE? A faithful man is as BORRRRING as a SICK-TICK on a DOG'S AZZZZZE!!!!! With a faithful man, you can only have LOOOOOUSY-BIBLICAL SEXXXXX!!! No SWAG! Tufiaaaaaaaaakwaaaaaaa!!!!!! He needs to take 'em shriveled balls some place else. Get behind THEE SATAN!!! Back to my SWEEEEEEEET AMERICAN JOB JARE!!! It is gonna be a BUSSSSSSSSSSY night! It is a FULL HOUSE!!!! Off to the cafeteria f'O'rst!!! My H-Agnostic Gawd BLESSSSSSH H-AMERIKKKKAH!!!! Here comes my favorite DOC! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Nigeria: After 31 Years Of Marriage, 56-year- Old Woman Gives Birth To Twins. by Kanwulia: 10:33pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
[quote author=£&nairato&froUK]pls let me in on the joke, i no understand wetin u write[/quote]You have to be a SEASONED N-LANDER to understand the joke! If it needs "elucidation", both YAWA and YERIMA go GASSSSSSIO!!! |
| Family › Re: What Are Those Things U Can't Imagine Urself Doing? by Kanwulia: 10:20pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
MRbrownJAY: yet everything you do on a daily basis is geared towards attracting that same genetically defective merchandise with attention deficiency disorder...... abeg ladies, make up your mind or start going to lesbo clubs for affection. at the end of the day, YOU NEED US, as much as we need you.....and if you dont give us the attention we require from you, some of your fellow female sistas WILL. the fact that we men have a better shot at this is not our fault., get with the programme!Well! What can I say but: Have a wonderful evening! *hangs up phone* 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Delta Bye–election: How PDP Machine Crushed APC, DPP, Others by Kanwulia: 8:19pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
My boyfriends have done their jobs! Time to celebrate! Congrats PDP!!!!! |
| Family › Re: ''I Caught My Husband Hiding Behind The Door Of Our Neighbour’s Bedroom Sweating by Kanwulia: 7:55pm On Oct 13, 2013*. Modified: 8:14pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Don't you just love YORUBA men? From a 42 year-old toto to a 60 year-old one!!!! Na only YORUBA man get dis kain SWAG! Kei!!!! Infant o Toddler o Teenager o Granny o Dead body o Dem no dey discriminate! As long as TOTO get smell, dem go "chop" am! |
| Crime › Re: My Husband Uses My Menstrual Pads For Ritual – Wife Alleges by Kanwulia: 6:57pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Deez OSOGBO-OKIJA CHRISTIANS will not kill us o! Chai!!! |
| Family › Re: Nigeria: After 31 Years Of Marriage, 56-year- Old Woman Gives Birth To Twins. by Kanwulia: 6:51pm On Oct 13, 2013*. Modified: 7:39pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Yup! Please, she needs to post from her "LONDON MARY SLESSOR"(abi na BISHOP AJAYI CROWTHER MEMORIAL) hospital-bed with her "Fangs Of Fury" bursting from her E-WOR-WOR mouth in NL Family Section as "PROVE"(inserting IJEBU-EKII YINGRISH HIA)! Mu Che Che Che Che Che |
| Family › Re: What Are Those Things U Can't Imagine Urself Doing? by Kanwulia: 6:29pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
MRbrownJAY: na so women will quickly get your man's attention....here is an important question for you:Errrrrrm Considering THE FACT that men WERE CREATED AS GENETICALLY-DEFECTIVE MERCHANDISE with Attention DEFICIENCY Disorders, only a VERRRRRRRRRY STEWWWPID woman will make keeping a man's attention one of the SUB-MINOR goals in life! I don't invest my time, energy or resources on UNSTABLE, WEAK, HYPO-REACTIVE AGENTS OF "VAN DER WAAL" FORCES AKA MEN!!! I am not THAT DAFT ! Thank you!!!! 3 Likes |
| Family › Re: Should Men Get Paternity Leave? by Kanwulia: 3:31am On Oct 13, 2013*. Modified: 6:34pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Like they will be useful around the house? They would ALWAYS constitute MAJOR NUISANCEZZZZZ by picking unnecessary fights, make you SHOUT AND WEEP FOR MISTAKENLY BIRTHING ONE OF THEIR TADPOLES/FROGS. They will NEVER stay up to help you, but remind you how you wanna fake this and that to seek attention. They will pass out on the couch before 8PM for sure! THEY CAN'T EVEN RE-HEAT PIZZA SLICES! Shebi to be disturbing the poor wives with such useless questions such as "THE BLOOD DON DEY DRY SMALL-SMALL? NNE ABEG I WAN PHOCK! TIME DON REASSSSSH O!" No be NIGERIAN LAZY, "INCONSIDERATE BAGGAZZZZ"? Of what use are they but to be phocking up and down every street alley. . . . Pinching the b00bzzz of all pure-water sellers in the neighborhood? Mtcheeeeeew!!! 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: The beginning and end of ezenwor wike and rotimi ameachi. by Kanwulia: 3:17am On Oct 13, 2013 |
Nigerians for you! Personal interest over NATIONAL prosperity! |
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