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Agggggh!!!
The good 'ol days!
Before Jonathan begin to phock im NL housemaids from ITALY TO SPAIN!!!!Even the 'UGLY GAMBIAN' ones wey dem nyanshes dey smell like "Ota-Farm-TOLO-TOLO" poultry!!!

Cyber bully ko, TEHN dedi-bodies ni!!!


Even if I were a STARK ILLITERATE living in the NIGERIAN JUNGLE OF PRE-HISTORIC CAVE DWELLERS?
No housemaid can fit to take over my HOUSE o, ON OR OFF NL!!!

Abi you still need proof? I go ROOOOOOAST both the husband and housemaid inside dati 'OUSE o!!!! Burn dati house daaaaan WITH HIS MOTHER, FATHER AND CHILDREN in it!!!!

He berrrra take his SHYTE out of MY HOUSE!!!!! That HOUSMAID will be spared! I will sooooo deal with that my husband ehn? God go DESERT am for ever and ever!!! AMEN!!!!

Or else?

ARRRRRANTUS NONSENSICUS!!!!

Because they are too poor to ABORT like BIANCA KEKE-OJUKWU!

ledafaze: Are you talking at all? There is a difference between to talk and to communicate but as it seems... you have not passed the first ladder.

What has the jargons u typed there got to do with the mother not having a car to start with? Please the morning is still bright.... I cant type!

As NAIRALAND don turn the NIGERIAN CYBER GRAVE tey-tey, you still get pawa to fain trobu ni? You sef go soon take desperado low-self esteem plus SHAME commit suicide because of toto or blokos like your 'fellow suiciders' in SHAME, after phocking all over Nairaland.



TEHN SHARIA accountants go embezzle small money on that your useless azzzze take celebrate Sallah plus build one 'ramshackle' to show us as 'front-page-news' too for that una NIGERIAN Jungle of poverty by the end of this year!

C'mon cleaRRRRRRat of my front witi dis ya phocking dry-azze thread



Ewu!

I sleep with my legs WIDE OPEN!!! Free WIFI!!!

Toto don taya abeggggi!!!
Na money for retirement I dey pursue so!
To whom it may concern, please enjoy it while it lasts! It IS YOUR TIME!

Been there, done that! Playing with myself is more pleasurable these days o. No more GRUNTY-SWEATY NIGERIAN APES between my thighs or in my bed. . . . .HALLELUJAH!!! All the BLOKOSES I encounter these days are either TOO SOFT(annoying) or TOOOO DAMN STROOOOOONG(and REFUSE TO COME DOWN AND WANNO TIA MY SPINAL-COLUMN) Praise VIA-GRA-GRA pehnis!!!


Looking good ALWAYS, enough to look ONLY. . . . . . . . and soooooo out of REACH from BORING CLOSET FHAGS feels good!

THIS IS MY TIME!!! And this TIME IS FOR ME ONLY!!!! I CALL THE SHOTS!!!! MY WAY OR NO WAY!!! I AIN'T EVEN GONNA OFFER YOU THE HIGHWAY!!!!!

I am DONE fulfilling ANY kind marital obligation. If you are sick of being married to moi, please. . . . . Do me a small favor AND DROP DEAD!!!!!

I AM TIRED OF PHOCKING!!!! Period!!!

MEN!!!! Go AWAY!!! And STAY GONE!!! You ain't gat natin to offer me or me poohsie!!!

Thank you!!!! My husband is freee to phock ANY WOMAN OR MAN OF HIS DREAMS!!!!
I live upstairs, oga lived downstairs!!!!

I am not interested!

Lessons in life!
If you wanto marry a husband, NEVER YOU MARRY A WAKA ABOUT OOOOOoooooo!!!

Post PARTUM DEPRESSION IS REAL!
Is is not easy. . . .

First, you need to find out why you are always aggressive.
It might be a hormonal problem or a PSYCH problem.
Domestic violence? Check!
Single Parent Family home? Check!

Search your self! Then seek the right kind of help! SELF-THERAPY!!!

Oh dia!
I was really looking forward to that!
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
Who born antelope?

Look who's talking. . . .writing 2 ?

Nigeria. . . the COMEDY OF PRE-HISTORIC ERRORS!

Nairalanders don begin dey tok true!

Mu he he he he he he he

Very good!

OP. . .nothing do you o! All wives become SISTERS after a while. . .and all husband become BROTHERS.

It does not mean you love your spouses ANY LESS. . . THEY JUST DON'T LIGHT YOUR FIRE. . . . like they used to. . .especially after children and the aging process. Familiarity also breeds contempt. . . very natural.

Now, people use all kinds of 'BOJU-BOJU' tactics including the 'BIBLE' and the 'HOLY GHOST INCANTATIONS AND VISITATIONS' to deceive themselves that a 40 year old blokos looks as gooooooooooooood as a 20 year old one!

I have never attempted such 'powers'!

You have options. . . but your spouse will always have a problem with ANY of them. You may plan to remain IMPOTENT for the rest of your life or invest in some of those HOLY-GHOST powers aka SPIRITUAL VIAGRA. . . . that can change your wife's poohsie TO LOOK AND FEEL like that of the VIRGIN MARY'S all over again.

Either way. . . you have reached the point of NO RETURN. . . and SATISFACTION CAN NEVER-EVER be guaranteed! ALL YOU CAN DO IS FAKE IT!

I wish you good luck!!!

When women are becoming bread-winners all over Nigeria?
That would be interesting!

Only 10% of Nigerian men are breadwinners o!

They are already paying 'groom's price' AND PALIMONY to keep 'em lazy niggers to answer MRSes!

Shior!

Nothing of course! He is obviously the 'Parent' not the child.
After all. . . the apple does not fall too far from the rotten tree.

The woman nor get 'motto'. . . so na bus be her level?
She fit 'phock' born, but nor get money to buy motto?

Me sef go vess as im pickin too.
She must be really SHAMEFUL. . .prolly having seXXX in one of those their face-me-I face-you LONDON GHETTOID council flats showing her nyansh to her son and other SHAMELESS ACTS SOME BABY MOMMAS engage in to breed such AN ANGRY CHILD. . . ABANDONED BY HIS FATHER too!

WETIN SHE DEY DO FOR BUS?

JUNGLE RATS!

Abi you see 'PRINCE GEORGE' for h-inside bus?

SERVES HER AZZZZE RRRRRRRRIGHT! The pikin go soon turn FULL-FLEDGED LONDON-YOUTUBE-TERRORIST CHOP OFF HER TOTO FOR YOUTUBE KE!!!

To born pickin na de easy part. . . to train am nko?

ANGRY PARENTS BREED ANGRY CHILDREN. . . .Simple! YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!

As gooooooooooood as I feel!

30 years younger! Hallelujah!

Foreign concept in my family lineage. . . I don't know of such women and men in this kind of PRIMITIVE 'network'!
I pray I never!

Mgbeke-Alatika life! TWA!!!!
That man will die in his sleep for sure!
Shegey!!!

Please, this is 2014 almost. . .not 1014. Let the 'villagers' remain 'villagers' AND EMANCIPATE THEMSELVES FROM MENTAL AND SPIRITUAL SLAVERY. . . .STEP INTO CIVILIZATION!!!

ONLY IN NIGERIA. . . !

How can you raise a GOD-FEARING anything in SATAN'S KINDGOM of sin?
If you wanno live like GOD. . . you may have to die like Jesus Christ and visit HEAVEN where such DREAMS come true!
Fact!

Female children should be raised in one way only. . .TO LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES. . . FIRST! No body else!!!

As for the 'GOD-FEARING' component?. . . We can't all be HYPOCRITICAL BELIEVERS OR UNBELIEVERS abi?

Hallelujah for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee will!!!!!

Chai!!!
Woman done suffer for Naija!!!
How much did ANENIH or OBJ steal in office?

Where was Dino THE IBIDAPO BINGO to make noise then?

Over to GEJ! COME OVER TO MACEDONIA and save ya galfren o!!!!

Not exactly sure if I need to be happy, sad or embarrassed.
Reading this with mixed feelings and emotions. . . .

. . . . .still wondering
. . . .till then
. . .no comment

My 24-hr full time employment on NL just ended. BACK TO WORK. . . TODAY IS PAYDAY. . .AND TOMORROW TOO!

Time to balance my bank accounts. . . and CLEAN UP MY HOUSE!

*logging off*

STAY EMPLOYED TILL YOUR RETIREMENT. . .
Your children will need to be educated.
Your grand kids too!
What financial legacy are you leaving for them in case of the UNTIMELY?
Do you want them to become destitute without planning for their future?
Your job is not over! It has only just begun.

Santi19: @Kan what would you have done as a 17yr old boy?, and i don't stay in the house alone, my mum had a large family so one of my uncles is staying there for now.

You still have not answered the question.
What do you need money for?
What kind of financial difficulties are you facing as a 17 year-old?
OK. . . your aunt has kept the money meant for your education?

It is unfortunate that you lost both parents.
But selling off your parents assets is the wrong move. . .because you are going to have no fall back when you really need it.

You are pretty much in a predicament many NIGERIAN children face. It is very unfortunate.
I don't know what it feels like to be without parents at 17. It is unthinkable. . .especially considering the kinds of uncles and aunts I would have had to deal with on BOTH sides of my family. Life would have been extremely MISSSSSSSSSSSSERABLE.

You are in a tough situation. . .I hope someone who has scaled through such a predicament can help you.
I never did, so I can't.
All the best.

kolamilan: you deserve a double e-slap for spewing this rubbish.

YOUR MORRRRRRRRRRRRRA AND FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA!!!!
Prove me wrong!
You 'Hypocritical Closet Phockaholics'!
Awon-Assssssssshawo-OSHOFFA-DEEPER-WELLS!!!!!!

How did your former 'atarodo-seller' under ALHAJI MASHA bridge become DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE?

More than one-third of the population.
Like NAIRALAND. . . like NIGERIA!!!
Blame una GOD!

Stale news sha!

From frying pan to HELL FAYA!

Very natural and I love it!
I can actually look at a man and forget he has a PEHNIS!
Shakara don h-end!
Gooooood riddance!!!
The benefits are numerous.

Sleeping on my own bed without a man in it is soooooooooooo refreshing!!!!

I can only get in bed with a guy for ONLY A LOT OF MONEY.


Can't remember the last time I got HORRRRRRRNY without thinking real harrrrrrrrrrrrd about it!!!

I can actually get dressed to look good for MYSELF without thinking of a MAN!!!
It reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally feels good!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Only SOYINKA. . .THE 'ASSSSSSSHAWO MRS' was phocking TINUBU FOR AGES. . . AND STILL SUCKS HIS DINGY DONG once in a while to REMAIN in that office as DEPUTY. . . NA LIE?

NOR BE TINUBU PUT HER FOR DEPUTY GOVERNOR POST TO FASHOLA?

Over to ODUDUWA PEEPS!

Time to confess!!!

Na who jump for my front? . . . Abeg clear jor!!!!
Wey better post?

hardbody: That woman's husband will be screwing those babes behind the stage. She had better step up her game and stop whinning.

I was about to write that!

Allaaaaah be praised!!!!


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https://img.naij.com/n/0c/6/lagos-state-deputy-governor-mrs-adejoke-orelope-adefulire-360x225.jpg

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

See as the woman FUGLY. . .AND BLACK LIKE ONE IJEBU-MONKEY-FARM-PRODUCT WITH MAKE-UP ON?

THE DEPUTY GOVERNOR IS VERY UGLY! FACT!!! SEE HER 'PIG NOSE'?


DID SHE NOT TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES TO BE DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE? Nor be HIGH-TECH ASSSSSSSSSSSSHAWO WORK SHE TAKE PHOCK TINUBU REACH DEPUTY POST? DID SHE PHOCK WITH HER CLOTHES ON? The HYPOCRITE THAT HAS BEEN PHOCKING TINUBU FOR AGES! EWU IYANYAN HYPOCRITE!



Still on the CIVILIZED PART OF THE WORLD!!!!
YES!!!! SHE DANCES NAYKED!!!! IT IS HER CHOICE AS AN ADULT FOR SHEER ENTERTAINMENT!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeHPQmDP2rA&list=RD02IEy3WtmWFdY



Nuuuudity is an expression of art. . . GET OVER YOUR PRUDE SELVES. . . YOU PSYCHO RELIGIOUS PERVERTS!!!!

Amefrica: ...And she hasn't seen Miley Cyrus yet.

No mein the BUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH WOMAN!!!!

Here it is jare. . . as she TWERKS the 'WRECKING BALL'!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

LOVER-LY!!!!


Look im PAPA O! HER FATHER IS ALIVE!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc


Better FINE people wey chop belle full never preach 'morality'. . .e come be 'HUNGRY', SADISTIC, NIGERIAN NIGGERS AND NIGRESSES who grew up as 'semi-bassards' in POLYGAMOUS RANCHES! Ha! Degradiing womanhood ko. . .

WHEN 90% OF NIGERIAN FATHERS ARE DEAD-BEATS!

How ironic!

[size=20pt]SEE THEM TOGETHER! WEY UNA OWN PAPAS? [/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_I38EaiK0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYrT-LMXgKU

Abeg. . . if you really wanno stop degrading womanhood. . .YOU NIGERIAN DEAD-BEAT FATHERS SHOULD STOP ABANDONING YOUR CHILDREN. . .ESPECIALLY YOUR DAUGHTERS TO BE DANCING FOR IYANYAN TO PAY THEIR SCHOOL FEES AND TO FEED YOUR AZZZES AFTER ABANDONING YOUR FATHERLY DUTIES!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEy3WtmWFdY

AFRICANS. . . WHERE ARE YOUR OWN FAMILIES?

Too bad we live in a place like Nigeria!

What a HELL-HOLE!!!!

Thank you 'MR. PARROT'!

2 years from now. . .we shall learn of ODUAH'S cover-up too!

All this wan nor consain me o!
Even 'US GOVERNMENT SHUT-DOWN' nor affect my pay-check!
E come be NIGERIAN POLITRICKS!
Please, continue to entertain me on my day off. . . work starts back tomorrow!!!
MY H-AGNOSTIC GAWD BLESS H-AMERICA JARE!!!!

Phock Nigeria and NIGERIANS!

Shioooooooooor!

Nigerian FEMALE POLITICIANS can NEVER get away with half of what their male counterparts can!
Welcome to NIGERIAN PHOCK AND DUMP politics for NIGERIAN FEMALES WITHOUT HUSBANDS!!!

Mu che che che che che che che

Assssshawo go soon retire for 'SPAIN'!