₦airaland Forum

sassysure:
Kanwulia, u are very wrong. Very very wrong. Don't generalise. Im igbo and i dont play with colors. Next time u come to Nigeria, take a trip to any town in anambra state and u are welcome to go into any house u see and feed your eyes. U can take pictures too. Then come back and testify .
This is 2018,repent

InyinyaAgbaOku:
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Guess Rita Dominic and Genevieve dress lesser than funke akindeke and Edo Helen Paul.
Ebuka is married to an Igbo woman too

Did you miss the “generally-speaking” memo?

This “GanjaWeed” dealer is still taking?
Still “high” on his own coke abi?

Ogaonos:
u so rite.hav notice dt most 5 star hotels interior in 9ja ar either ordinary or less luxury dan d 5 star lounge/clubs.wich get me confuse 2 ask y wil lounge/club interior bam pass hotels own dnt they use d same interior decor.paul okoye rudeboy parlour mak kanu hotel interior luk lik bq or boys quater

All about “TASTE”!

Africans GENERALLY-SPEAKING, do NOT have exquisite taste or a keen sense color co-ordination/decor. FACT.
Not all, but MOST. All tribes.
No exceptions.

But ndi IGBO ehn? Like ndi “awusa” ke!


Paul Okoye is not married to an Igbo lady.
Hence the “exposure”!
You know when Igbo married Igbo na DT(Double Tragedy) in social affairs.

The MEN BUUUUUUUSH pass “Fulani Herds Men” from Chad I swear

Dem fit know book o.
But taste in clothes and general “classy” tinz?
Forget ooooo.

You nor see Linda Ikeji house like “Okija Whorrre House of Commotion? Make we mention her sister “Laura” and her juju dressing and make-up?

Meeeeeehn!

Presentatiion of FOOD is everything sha.
There are some HIDEOUS food-pics here sha.
Hmmmmmmmm!!!!
Daaaaang! Some verrrrrry disturbing presentations. People actually cook and serve those kinds of meals?

Looks really unpalatable.
Especially in a LARGE POT that looks like a VILLAGE LATRINE.

I nor call names o.

Multi-colored POTS of ? ? ? abi na “dog, pig, rat, fowl, cat and baby POOP casserole” ni?

Dottore:
U dey laugh Ba. Anuofia

Oh yes ooooooooh
Na you dey cry ba?
Kanu Nwankwo na ya gran-pikin ni?
Ewu BIAfrika!
Nor go billi ya own ‘ouse o.
Siddon under Ikorodu pedestrian bridge dey hack free Wi-Fi to type rubbish for NL till you quench ke.
Itibolibo amadioha!

Time for lunch at work.

Rice, beans and fried fish.
To remove the fish smell from my mouth, I use a citrus fruit(orange or tangerine) as “palate-cleanser”.

Hmmmmm!
Can’t wait to see the finished product.
Till then?

sassysure:
I can relate with u. Don't cook always. If not that I still have younger ones I won't cook for 2 weeks. Dont bother cooking somethings for up to a month or more than.

Very tiring.
Toooooooo tiring.
I pray the food never finishes.

whirlwind7:
Easy man....
I totally agree the rooms color themes are horrible. The decors are amateurish.

I won't call it a shyte hole hotel, though. That building is worth 10 digits. If I were to acquire that place, first thing is to redo the paintings and change some of the furnishings.
Who the hell paints a hotel room with pink?? Yuck!

His wife must have painted the place like her fingernail and toenails ke.

Dottore:
When the trio of you, Kanwuliaextra and Bitterleafsoup are done masturbating and fucking each other's shitholes in your miserable mud huts and thatched roof then do us a favour by showing us pictures of your phone, your residence and your room if you have one then your investment and that of your fathers' as well as the number of your employees before we start comparing it with Kanu's "Cheap Hotel in Victoria Island" thanks

cescky:
Evidently your classless

One that's not a hotel
Two kindergarten colours? Really?

Is “hotel” not in the title of the thread?
You never heard of apartHOTELS?
APARTMENT HOTELS!

Please, look at the pink, red and assorted wall and chair colors again.

E think say na “arsenal charity camp” e dey run?

Tell us what we don’t already know.

If ya papa nor tief money to establish business, who for look your direction?
Does a WIG determine inner character?
EWU CONTROL FREAK!

See ya local “kalakuta afro”.

You don engage more than 5 times in 3 years.
Impotent monkey!
You sef go soon be Ooni of Ife ke to inherit impotent dynasty.

Bitterleafsoup:
you said it all? Better hotels in my village.

Why can’t BIAFRANS and other parts of Nigeria develop their villages?

Must everyone run to Lagos?

Bitterleafsoup:
very ugly and cheap looking.

Are we surprised?
Tasteless short-time joint!

The marginalization continues!
Afonjas wan teif the property!
Chai!!!!!

Why can’t you make BIAFRA like Lagos?
Everyone wants a property in LAGOS.
Afonja herdsmen will keep chasing you all out ke, after stealing ALL your money.

SHYTE HOLE HOTEL!!!

Horrible wall, kindergarten-chair colors.

Why should you be close to ANY member of his family?

Green222:
Update on the topic.

The stupid heart shredder has dumped the brainless idiot who called herself my friend. She came apologizing and pleading for forgiveness. I have forgiven her but things can never be the same with us.

The guy don collect him share Waka!Lmao!

When you were phocking him, you did not know he was a “heart-shredder”?
You are calling “your friend” a brainless-idiot”?
Ha! Please, LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
Na so e pain you reach?
Instead of you to go and face your life.
Now, he is free to impregnate you till you die on an abortion table.

See as one yeye BLOKOS dey take una play ball?

When the next gigolo comes along, I hope he impregnates both of you and you BOTH can give birth to FULL-BLOWN AIDS.

*fake tori from an attention-seeker*

NASTY GURRRLZ aka DESPERADO BYTCHEEZ ALL OVER THE WORLD WITH NO IOTA OF SELF-RESPECT!

Twa!!!!

Green222:
Please Candid advise needed.

On the 8th Dec. 2017, I was gisting with my Best friend (we have been friends now for 17years) about a guy I dated for 7years. We parted ways because he was a chronic womanizer and was not ready to change. I have caught him on several occasions with other women in action; I have cried myself to sleep because of his actions and in-actions. His actions affected my grades while in school. my relationship with him was well known by his family and mine. The relationship almost caused me my life during an abortion I did for him; he never abandoned me, he was with me thru the ordeal. He is a loving fellow that can do anything for me and defend me anywhere. He can go Xtra miles to please me but that does not stop him from cheating on me. The emotional trauma was becoming too heavy for me to bear, I quite the relationship.

Back to my friend. On this particular day, we decided to search the guy on Facebook, we saw him and my friend sent a friend request. He accepted the request the same day and they started chatting. He requested for her mobile number which she gave to him and they started talking on the phone. The guy requested to meet with her during Xmas as we are all from the same locality. She agreed to the request even though she knew she will be traveling home. I was still in the picture of their discussion at this stage.

On the 22nd, my friend travel to spend the Xmas with her brother's family in the West while I traveled to our Hometown in the North Central. We constantly speak on the phone and she never mentioned her communications with my Ex again. Only for her to call me yesterday that she has changed her travel plans. She has traveled back home on the request of my Ex to meet him in our hometown; they have met and he has introduced her to his family and she has done same and both families accepted them. Their wedding has been fixed for March 2018. She said she has asked my EX to call me

She called this morning to asked if my Ex had called to inform me of his intentions to marry her. I said NO. She said my Ex said he does not have the courage to talk to me.

I feel betrayed by my friend's actions. I have a lot of friends that know my Ex and I and also know me and my Girl friend.

Please I need Candid advise on her to handle this issue

There only issue here IS YOU!
What is your business?
You quit the relationship, it did not work for you.
Wish them goodluck and move on with your life.
Are you jealous or do you feel used?
Is he a CATCH? Maybe, but NOT FOR YOU.

Lessons learned?
Take better care of yourself and MAKE BETTER CHOICES IN MEN AND FRIENDS!

Your loss, her gain OR MISFORTUNE.
Every DOG has a master.
You need another DOG simple.
LEAVE THEM ALONE and face your life.

Did he have a choice but to return the money?
He would have been a dead-goner ke!

Blame GEJ!

The BORN TO RULE saga continues!

The BORN TO RULE saga continues!

Seahawk:
Oh I see.
Well good job there. Moi moi is not easy to make at all.

Thanks jare.

Seahawk:
What were you celebrating?

Celebrate ke?
I only cook one day a week o.
I don’t have time to die in the kitchen cooking for 5 people.

Shiooooor!

No 2 persons eat the same thing in this house o.
Na DIE!!!!

I don already receive “menus” for morning breakfast. We have MENU BOOK o.
I don’t have the time or energy to argue.
JUST WRITE IT DOWN.
Simple.

1. I fried fish.
2. I cooked plain white rice, stew with assorted goat meat, hen and ox-tail.
3. Vegetable soup with dried fish.
4. I fried EIGHTEEN PLANTAINS and 10 SWEET POTATOES.
5. I made salad and coleslaw.

The most tiring? Washing 8 cups of BEANS to make moi-moi!

I needed A BOTTLE OF STOUT to replace my energy I swear!

12 hours on my FEET! So glad this day is SOOOOOO OVA!!!!!!

Can’t believe I spent THE WHOLE DAY in the kitchen today. 11:30 PM and just going to bed!

. . . And they will touch the dead animal with bare hands and climb it too?

What WRETCHES!

Obiageli Agbodoke! A.K.A “AGBOGIDI BIZZY BODY”!
E badu belle and E jolosi #1!!!!!
Go and find ya own husband.
Na so e pain you reach?
You carry the matter begin investigate?

Haba!!!!!