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InyinyaAgbaOku:
Lol

Seems yours completely devoid of abuse?

Is there any MARRIAGE without some form of emotional, physical, sexual or cultural abuse?
Abi you nor get mama, papa, uncle, aunty, sister or brother wey marry? Are we not NIGERIANS AND AFRICANS?

Why the surprise?

Marriage may be a fairy tale, but it is definitely not an institution for FAIRIES!


Of course WE WILL ALL GO THROUGH SOME FORM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE, but you have to MAKE SURE YOU TEACH THE MAN/WOMAN A LESSON HE/SHE WILL NEVER FORGET!

First of all ALL NIGERIANS WERE RAISED WITH DOMESTIC ABUSE! ALL. . . . No exceptions.
Thanks to NIGERIAN MEN!

I HAD TO LEARN HOW NOT TO BE ABUSIVE WHEN I LEFT NIGERIA. I DID NOT KNOW ANY BETTER.

Now, I know the power of PROPER AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION. YOU CAN NEVER LEARN THAT IN AFRICA. All that shouting rubbish and judging village-people vs city-people nonsense cases here and there wey dem dey do for Nigeria, I dun have power for. I AM NEVER ABUSIVE IN ANY OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, and CAN NEVER TOLERATE ABUSE FROM ANY MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, ANIMAL, SPIRIT OR THING! If I am not happy in any relationship, I SIMPLY DISAPPEAR! No long talk.

Nor be to come shout for public o. That is for weaklings. I WILL DEAL WITH THE MAN PRIVATELY! Na SILENT GRENADES I GO DEY THROW AM KE. Nobody go hear my voice o. Not even my mama or any family member. Dat Na "operation marital novice" department.

Some men don't know what they are dealing with with when they encounter women like ME! He go herrrrrram, im mouth nor go fit talk wetin I do am ke.

People go think say na "juju" hold the man tongue when I finish with am. SHEGEY!!!

MY H-AGNOSTIC GAAAAD BLESS H-AMERICA ALWAYS!!!! Aminnnnnnn oooooo!

He can only try "his luck", then he will immediately understand I did not fall from a guava tree ke!

Please, go and ask if you care to find out!

Unless nor be my mama and papa born me ke!

Muhehehehehe

Na AMERICA we dey o. If you wanno sleep in JAIL and have a criminal record and remain UNEMPLOYABLE FOR LIFE, make any man krassssssse near me ke.

If you don wanno marry, GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

I don't care if a man/husband catches me on top of "The 3 Wise Men from the North, South, East or West combined". My prerogative, married or not. . . . FREEEEEE WORLD. If you don like it, GERRRRRRROUT! I really dun kia who sucks his pee-hole either!

There are rules in MY HOUSE!

1. You will NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME.
2. You will NOT LAY A FINGER ON ME.
3. We can NEVER have a joint account.
4. We can NEVER sleep in the same room.


Happy anniversary coming up darling. When you taya, abeg drop key under mat and WAKA!


Gooooood Riddddddddance! Thanks for making memories. You will not be missed.

After the reggae play the BLUES!


. . . . . After the LIES, play the TRUTH!

I don't know why NIGERIAN WOMEN keep covering up for NIGERIAN BEASTS OF BURDEN.

All because of "yeye marriage"?

If a marriage is NOT working, why fake it?

DEAR NIGERIAN WOMEN! You can do well outside abusive marriages. Get OUT!

Mercy Johnson. . . . How many times did I call you?

Nigeria!
See ya life?

Hmmmmm
Dem dey taya?
Kwenuuuuuuu!!!!!

How people will look at such a hideous face and believe this monstrosity is a "pastor" constitutes a major "spiritual 499" of the highest order.

I'd rather keep the damn fibroids or cut of MY WHOLE AZZZZZE!

Noel1:
Rapists NOT rapers.

University of "OSUN REPUBLIC"!

“I was shocked when I grew up and found that one out every [b]three or four girls]/b]in my secondary school had suffered the same thing and I could tell them the same thing… that old thing can pass away.

Nigerian men are the chief culprits in AFRICA!
Hmmmmm!
Awon "Pastor Suleiman"!
Tufiakwa.

Thank my H-Agnostic God oooooo
I escaped.

TINUBU see your life?
All because you wanno sell Nigeria, you invested in making a VEGETABLE PRESIDENT!

May the CABAL continue to reap what they sow.
Including the VEGETATIVE body and soul of BUHARI.

Osinbajo! Watch your front and back!
You cup go soon full!

Mrchippychappy:
You can take the afonja out of Nigeria but you can't take the criminal tendencies out of the Afonja. #thuglifeafonja!

Just as IPOB =?

He sure turned me on! Feeeeeling really "orrrny"!
See as my "clinTOris" just dey protrude!
Gosh.
*fanning my azzzzzzz•

I don't remember many Afro-Niggggas doing that in my life time.

The man SET DIE!


*wey my lubricated toothbrush? Time to self sah-fice*


Na man be DIS?
Abi na GOD?
What an ADONIS!

bcbones:
Didn't want to say anyth b4 o, bt omo mehn, i house is not looking good at all. Having money is 1 tin, another thing is ur charisma it slows how good you can spend it. Him architect no try at all

You want a local tout to become an "aje butter" over night?

No amount of money can erase that kind of "hood-ratISM" o!

Amen FFK!!!!!
May he be rejected in the afterlife too!
May the 72 virgins also tia race from ZA OZA ZOOOM!!!

Iseeeeeeeee!!!!!

Saraki for 2019!

Rapmoney:
Which one ur papa build?

A hungry man is an angry man.
Please, join me.
Goodbye, APRIL FOOL!

decatalyst:
Can somebody please educate me on what this dude do for a living?


Pls, be sincere and not lies and insults.

Ibori "handler" of stolen "loot"!
Unemployed billionaires club of Africa!
U.B.C.A.

Muchechechecheche

Onugbu-Ukazi president.

Mansion in DARKNESS!
See as the place be like refugee camp.
Chai!!!!!

No "private jet"?
Once a local, always a local.
Twa!
Off to carry plenty plenty ashawos in S.A.
Monkey pastor!

Na who pay?
Her husband nor follow ram?
Agege bread company!
Instead of her to GO TO SCHOOL to improve her self worth.
Wor-Wor local ashi.

Rubbish

I love all these "blessings" that turn to "curses"!

Unchangeable GOD! Where art thou?

Ogun state AGAIN?

Generator/Borehole Billionaires?
No thanks!

You mean THE NORTHERN-WESTERN conspiracy?
Olodo!
You wan leave OBJ and TIF-NU-BU out?

With all the loot recovered plus PARIS CLUB LOAN?
Still borrowing and sorrowing?

Operation "BUHARI must GO" in action.

Look who is talking?
Yet GEJ was OBJ's VP choice to THE LIVING CORPSE called YARADUA.
What a cursed soul!

OBJ! Go and bury your asssse in SHAME!
Baba Corruption talking!
Mtcheeeeeeeew

Dog dey bark!

BUHARI the "living DEAD" rules, but cannot talk.
The CABAL rules!

IPOB don reach Ghana?
The young man must have been analNYANSHED himself.

How could he be satanically-perverted as a 300-level student?

Welcome to generational abuse. You reap what you sow in society.

Shikena!

She survived all the punches no modern Nigerian woman would tolerate. The man go don BEAT am to NEAR-DEATH ke.

Or she frankly learned how to punch back!

Omolola and Mathew in 30 years WE PRAY!

No hope for marriages from this generation or the ones to come.

The level of domestic violence within the CURSED BLACK RACE is phenomenal!

A genetic CURSE!

Na today?
O kwa "OGUN STATE"?


Surprizzzzzzze - SurPRIZZZZZZZZZE!!!!

sirfee:
Hahahahahaahahaha!ROTFL!

Do you remember the late @vivian....may her soul rest in peace(amen).Good day

Oh yes.

Vivian Chinaza or something like that?
Oh yes! I remember well well. R.I.P.

Have a good day!

One more AWA in bed before I bounce off to work!
5AM. Time for some "early MO-MO".

Make I go "grrrrrrab" some before oga run go work.



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