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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: EFL Cup Final (0(3) - (4)0) On 24th February 2019 by kapelvej: 5:59pm On Feb 24, 2019
any link please
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (0 - 0) On 24th February 2019 by kapelvej: 3:54pm On Feb 24, 2019
I beg una, any link to watch
Health › Re: Gynecomastia help needed.. Photos attached by kapelvej: 10:02am On Feb 23, 2019
If you are a teenager, it is most likely normal
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Display Buhari 4+4 Sign (Pictured) by kapelvej: 3:30pm On Feb 20, 2019
etebefia:
Still trying hard to understand your badly structured sentences.
Rule number 1, never try to understand a zoombie
Politics › Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by kapelvej: 8:08pm On Feb 19, 2019
may be you wanted to vote for bubu
Politics › Re: No Matter What Happen This Saturday, Buhari Won't Be Returning As President by kapelvej: 5:48pm On Feb 19, 2019
Binikingdowm:
There's no way he's going to win, rig or no rigging.. their best chance was last week and they blew it.

It's over, this is my last topic I'm creating till the result is announced, I'll come back to it after atiku is declare winner.
God bless ypu, atiku all the way
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Talks To Me In A Disrespectful Manner by kapelvej: 9:24am On Feb 19, 2019
..."The fault is not in our stars oh Brutus, it is in us because we are underlings."

Try and make her change, if you can not let her ho in peace. If you don't your marriage to her might be the worse decision of your life.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by kapelvej: 12:31am On Feb 19, 2019
Zoharariel:
Married for just 10years & with only 5 kids? Is that an excuse? I know women who don born 6 & 7 pikins wey still dey collect steady preeks from outside. grin

The spirit of my ancestors from Nibiru is telling me that your wife is collecting an alternative banana outside.

Each time you touch her breast, she cringes?

Chaiii! Yahoo Boys don reprogram & adjust the frequency & wavelength of the sensual circuits of your wife's body, thereby rendering her sexual antenna unreceptive to your electromagnetic sexual waves being transmitted through your testosterone signal. grin

You can't trust these Nigerian women even if they're vomiting holyghost fire through their nostrils like a locomotive train. grin






If I were you, I would immediately hire 2 female Private Investigators to monitor & be following her about for a month. grin

If dem no catch am with atleast 3 guys for 3 different hotels, then NIMROD is not my ancestor. grin
evil. see d nimrod head
Politics › Re: PDP Reacts As Buhari Says Snatch Ballot Box, Pay With Your Life by kapelvej: 6:33pm On Feb 18, 2019
pryme:
You guys always stand up for corruption, so in civilized nations they snatch ballot boxes?

After reading through all your rants you did not asked for the citizens to desist from snatching ballot boxes, instead you talk dishing out jungle justice on thugs that will kill anyone that will stand in their way in a heartbeat in the process of snatching boxes.

If you guys are not planning on snatching ballot boxes this should be the least of your problems.
In civilized nations they shoot people who snatched balot boxes
Politics › Re: BREAKING! Details Of APC Caucus Meeting With Buhari Emerge by kapelvej: 4:54pm On Feb 18, 2019
dguyindcorner:
It is evident unless you just want to be economical with the truth. PDP has rigged this election with the support of the foreign observers and INEC. Buhari doesn't want to interfere with electoral process or why else will INEC deny APC 2 solid states and APC is just watching. While the same thing happened with PDP in Ogun state but they were not sanctioned.

All these and many more will be a point of reference if Atiku is declared the winner. Buhari will not leave office and then USA will help Nigeria Atikulate into Libya.
is it inec that deny apc 2 states, or the greed of amaechi and gov yari
Politics › Re: Polls Postponement: CUPP Hails INEC, Blames APC, Security Agencies Over Action by kapelvej: 11:55am On Feb 16, 2019
it will soon be game over for the dullard
Politics › Re: The Real Reason Behind Inec’s Postponement Of The Election By Nonso Ozoemena by kapelvej: 10:42am On Feb 16, 2019
Chikiletta:
The postponement of the 2019 election came as a shock to Nigerians who had already made up their minds to vote out incompetence, nepotism, killings and poverty. However, one cannot take power from tyrants without being bruised. This is part of the bruise that Nigerians need to sustain for a better Nigeria. A lot of Nigerians had fixed sensitive activities for 23rd February, like their weddings. Will they now shift it? A lot of Nigerians had borrowed money to stock up food and fuel supplies for this election, and a lot of people have spent billions traveling across the country to go and cast their votes against bad governance, recession, poverty and incompetence.

In fighting dictatorship, there is no way one will have an easy ride. Buhari had already, through his secret agencies, conducted objective assessments of the election, and was already sure of losing until now. Are Nigerians fazed? Never! Why would Nigerians be fazed when too much is at stake? Do you know that in the next killing spree, your family could be next in the list of people to be killed? know that you might be the next in line to lose your job or have your business fold up in the next round of recession coming to Nigerians? Do you know your husband could be the next person to be locked up against court orders? Do you know that your sons could be killed trying to defend this great nation against Boko Haram and banditry?

A lot is at stake and the voters know this. They know that there is no sacrifice too big for a better Nigeria. Destiny can be delayed but cannot be denied. There is a resolve around the country more than ever. And that resolve goes beyond religion or tribe. That resolve is an unwritten agreement that Never Again shall we have a government without value for human lives. Never again shall we have a government with so much affinity to poverty. Never again shall we have a government so corrupt and never again shall we have a government so incompetent that in the last one month, additional 3m Nigerians have become poorer.
Guy please i want to copy this post and post on face book. please i am seeking copy riuht permission
Politics › Re: I Have Succeeded In Delivering About 200 Zombies In My Area by kapelvej: 8:33am On Feb 16, 2019
ImDStar:
grin grin grin grin grin my apology sir, I will make sure I get him chained back.
Good work my leader. Thanks. Chain him properly
Politics › Re: I Have Succeeded In Delivering About 200 Zombies In My Area by kapelvej: 12:46am On Feb 16, 2019
Afamed:
Some one told you big lies like this, and you cheaply bought his deceit. No wonder, they said PDP are brain dead
damn, i told him to watch you all, and he left you alone to be roaming, about, see what he has caused now. zombies should not be left alone
Politics › Re: I Have Succeeded In Delivering About 200 Zombies In My Area by kapelvej: 12:04am On Feb 15, 2019
Please watch them till after the election, because they can still change anytime
Politics › Re: What's Running Through The Mind Of These Two In The Middle? Caption It by kapelvej: 11:43am On Feb 14, 2019
stephleena:
This is extremely brutal..
hat is more brutal than Buhari raising the hand of another person as presidential candindidate, when he was corrected, he said senatorial candiddate, when he was corrected he said governetorial candidate. Is that not Brutal enough to have that thing that can not assimilate correction as as our president
Politics › Re: APC Office In Rivers Shutdown, Repainted As House Owner Defects To PDP (Photos) by kapelvej: 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin, Damn, what a country everything is possible
Politics › Re: What's Running Through The Mind Of These Two In The Middle? Caption It by kapelvej: 5:39pm On Feb 13, 2019
Buhari is so lifeless and aloft, He is thinking the meeting is for swearing in, he does not even know that election has not taking place. So lifeless
Politics › Re: President Buhari Lands In Bayelsa, Received By Seriake Dickson by kapelvej: 2:40pm On Feb 12, 2019
Olajah81:
May God rest ur trouble souls
grin grin grin grin grin grin e pain am. grin grin grin grin BMC
Politics › Re: Muhammadu Buhari Embarrasses Himself In Bayelsa by kapelvej: 1:44pm On Feb 12, 2019
senatordave1:
The All Progressives Congress (APC) is leading in the legislative rerun election in Rivers state, while there are controversies in areas where the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is performing well.
A total of 21 seats were contested in the election – three in the senate, eight at the house of representatives and 10 at the state house of assembly.
So far, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has released the result of one senatorial district, three federal constituencies and five state constituencies, making nine in all.
Of the nine, TheCable has been able to compile seven results. PDP has won two seats, while its opponent has won the remaining five.
In Okrika Ogu/Bolo federal constituency, Okwulehie Ikechukwu, the returning officer, declared Gogo Tamuno of the PDP winner, saying he polled 11,668 votes to defeat Maureen Tamuno of the APC, who secured 5,995 votes.
In Khana/Gokana federal constituency, Maurice Pronen polled 68,219 votes to defeat Dumnamene Dekor, his PDP opponent, who secured 20,329 votes.
With 48,760 votes, Barry Mpigi of the APC defeated Jacobson Nbina of the PDP rival, who had 11,737 votes in Tai/Oyigbo/Eleme federal constituency.
In Khana state constituency 2, Friday Nkeeh of the APC defeated Dinebari Loolo of the PDP. Nkeeh got 15,000 votes, while his opponent polled 4,000 votes.
In Bonny state constituency, Abinye Pepple of the PDP polled 6,610 votes to defeat APC’s Henry Halliday, who came second with 2330 votes.
With 24,624 votes, Innocent Barikor of APC won Gokana state constituency.
While Magnus Abe of the APC secured 125,938 votes to defeat Olaka Nwogu of the PDP, who secured 25,394 votes in Rivers east senatorial district.
Official results of Rivers east and Rivers west senatorial districts are yet to be released, but results trickling in from the polling units show the PDP leading in the areas.
In Rivers east, results of all but two of the eight local governments, have been declared, with PDP winning.
As of 5:25am on Sunday when collation was suspended, George Sekibo of the PDP was leading Andrew Uchendu of APC by 49,937 votes. While Sekibo polled a total of 77,691 votes, Uchendu managed to secure 27,754.
Oji Ekumankama, returning officer for Rivers east, could not explain the delay of announcement.
He initially said the officials on the field were bringing the results of Emouha and Ikwerre local governments; however, after hours of fruitless wait, some INEC officials left.
Ekumankama had told TheCable that he would wait until the results were brought.
As confused as the dullard, the op was talking about Bayelsa and you are hear blabbing about rivers
Politics › Re: President Buhari Lands In Bayelsa, Received By Seriake Dickson by kapelvej: 1:42pm On Feb 12, 2019
It will soon be game over for the dullard
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court Nullifies Apc Primaries In Rivers State, by kapelvej: 11:16am On Feb 12, 2019
good riddance, lion of ubima, can not even get a candidate for APC, amaechi the fool
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Named Biggest Football Club In The World [Top 10] by kapelvej: 11:08am On Feb 12, 2019
Barcelona been using all their money to pay the little silly one legged footed midget call messii
Politics › Re: Afenifere Adopts Atiku Abubarkar, Says Osinbajo Betrayed Yorubas by kapelvej: 11:03pm On Feb 11, 2019
izzou:
grin

And it took Afenifere four years to see that Osibanjo wasn't pushing whatever agenda they had?

And if Buhari wins the south west, does it mean that Afenifere will summon every living Yoruba man in Nigeria?

Because I don't understand the sense in all these endorsement rubbish?
When some one is a zoombie, it is difficult to see sense in reasonable things
Politics › Re: Tinubu Says Umaru Musa Yaradua Came Into Power In 2003 At Ogun APC Rally by kapelvej: 10:51pm On Feb 11, 2019
Only lies can come out of those tobacco smelling teeth and mouth. Mr macleans
Politics › Re: My State By State Presidential Election Prediction by kapelvej: 10:41pm On Feb 11, 2019
donpata:
well, I gave u a detailed analysis. do well to put up urs. so Buhari will win Rivers, Cross River, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Delta abi? Buhari will also win Anambra, Imo, Ebonyi, Enugu, and Abia Abi? Buhari will also win Kwara, Plateau, Benue, Nassarawa and Taraba abi? keep being in the euphoria of 2015.
To be fair. This is the Best and most reasonable anaylsis. Welldone
Politics › Re: Group Files Suit To Stop Atiku’s Presidential Bid Over Citizenship. by kapelvej: 8:33pm On Feb 11, 2019
Buhari, agent of devil
Politics › Re: Clinton Turns Down National Peace Committee’s Invite by kapelvej: 8:31pm On Feb 11, 2019
Body bag loading, hell rufai don bye market
Politics › Re: President Buhari Was Stoned At APC Ogun Rally (PHOTOS) by kapelvej: 5:05pm On Feb 11, 2019
PresidentAtiku:
KARMA HAS FOUGHT ALL THE BATTLES FOR JONATHAN
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Politics › Re: President Buhari Was Stoned At APC Ogun Rally (PHOTOS) by kapelvej: 5:05pm On Feb 11, 2019
22brains:
this is good news and it calls for celebration. where is my girlfriend sef? come lets copulate Atikulatively
Hahahahahahahahahahahah
Politics › Re: Nigerians React As Buhari Is Booed And Stoned At Ogun APC Rally by kapelvej: 5:03pm On Feb 11, 2019
good for him, Karma at work
Politics › Re: President Buhari Was Stoned At APC Ogun Rally (PHOTOS) by kapelvej: 4:52pm On Feb 11, 2019
karma, finally completed

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