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Food / Re: See Tomatoes Of #300 My Wife Bought by KarinaSlim(f): 10:45pm On Feb 17
Awise09:
Its getting too late this Saturday and I want to eat rice and source. Wife run out to a local market near our street to get tomatoes and pepper, only for her to come home with this as #300 naira tomatoes. Where are we going. Abah naija why! Whyyyy!!

Abeg

It is not Source. It is Sauce.

Are u sourcing for my pussy?

King of English language.
Education / Re: We Want To Prepare Young Nigerians For Greatness At Maduka University - Founder by KarinaSlim(f): 5:00pm On Feb 13
This una sponsored advert don do o.

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Politics / Re: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by KarinaSlim(f): 4:57pm On Feb 13
Very good idea.

Glad our politicians are really working at a time like this when the nation is in chaos.

Dumb heads.
Family / Re: How I Helped My Sister With Food Items And Accessories To Take To Canada by KarinaSlim(f): 4:49pm On Feb 13
May God help us to relocate to the abroad too.

I can not can.

Nobody should quote me.
Politics / Re: Even If A Cup Of Garri Goes For ₦1000, I Will Vote Tinubu Come 2027 by KarinaSlim(f): 7:09pm On Feb 12
On baba's manhood, I shall ride.

Sports / Re: AFCON: Troost-Ekong Named Player Of The Tournament by KarinaSlim(f): 12:05am On Feb 12
Who knows Nwabali house?

Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by KarinaSlim(f): 8:51pm On Feb 07
What is it the final score o?
Health / Re: "Having Sex 21 Times A Month With Wife Or Side Chic Prevents Prostrate Cancer" by KarinaSlim(f): 12:18pm On Feb 07
Men and Sex are like beans and bread.
Fashion / Re: Checkout What A Wedding Guest Wore For The Event Today (Pics/Video) by KarinaSlim(f): 7:07pm On Feb 06
Nothing wrong in her dress.

She is beautiful

But my boobs and ass are bigger than hers.

So she should be calming down.
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Pictured At Event With Namibia’s Late President And New President by KarinaSlim(f): 5:12pm On Feb 05
Beautiful lady.

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Romance / Re: How Much Should A Man Budget To Take A Girl Out On A Date by KarinaSlim(f): 5:11pm On Feb 05
N100 Billion
Romance / Re: African Woman Thanks Ex-husband Who Took Her Abroad Where She Found Her Soulmate by KarinaSlim(f): 8:57pm On Feb 04
Congratulations girl. I'm happy for you.

Every disappointment is a truly blessing.

Your ex took you to your destiny grin

Am sure your ex was a Nigerian man.

Wahala for who wan marry Nigerian man.

See as the new Oyinbo bobo come fine.

See him eyes.

Chai cheesy

I must marry Oyinbo biko.

Make I just catch one like this.

As I be black beautiful, I need white man.

We go compliment each other.

Just so u know, White men married to Nigerian women make the best husband's. The best.

They don't cheat. They are understanding. They can love die. Infact their own love na on another level entirely.

Most Nigerian women abroad married to White men are still married till date.

But u see the ones married to Nigerian men abroad ehn, their marriage no dey last 3 yrs.

If dem dey Nigeria, na marriage with a spice of endurance and frustration dem dey do.

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Religion / Re: "I Want To Marry A Rich Nigerian Man" - Black American Female Pastor Says by KarinaSlim(f): 5:10pm On Feb 03
Marry a Nigerian man and if he cheats on u, cheat on him back.

Nobody is a custodian to the gate called cheating.
Family / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by KarinaSlim(f): 5:24pm On Feb 02
Nicepoker:
After rejecting your food for a week. Na you go beg me say wetin you do. grin

I laugh in spanish grin

Did u just say beg?

Format of our grandmothers grin

Who does that these days?

This boy is funny🤣

This is 2024 darling.

Wake up.

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Family / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by KarinaSlim(f): 3:58pm On Feb 02
A man married and was always cheating on the wife.

He didn't see anything in it. It was his way of life.

His only sister got married and boom...her husband started cheating on her. Hers was even worse cause friends knew about it.

One-day she went to her brother's house to tell him about her divorce plans. He wasn't around. Only his wife was (her sister-inlaw). She has a cordial relationship with her brother's wife so she opened up to her.

The woman started laughing. Then told her that is exactly what her own brother has been doing to her. Cheating on her aswell. And that she is also planning on leaving him the coming year.

Talk about karma.

The sister waited for the brother to come home and it was a hell of drama that day.
The brother realized that what he has been doing to his wife is what another man is doing to his sister.

Keep doing what u are doing. Life is a coin. The dice is still rolling.

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Family / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by KarinaSlim(f): 3:55pm On Feb 02
Kokomo:
The problem is women dont cheat and still love their huSBAND, they want even mind killing the man. On the otherway,men can love thier wives and still cheat.

You don't cheat on someone u truly love.

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Family / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by KarinaSlim(f): 3:37pm On Feb 02
If I was the one, I will walk over there and greet both of them.

Then go home, cook food and pretend like it never happened.

I will teach u the true meaning of hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

My silence go make u commit suicide later.

If it were the other way round where it was the husband that caught his wife with a side guy, what will he do?

What some cheating men want their wives to accept from them will never be accepted by them if the tables were turned.

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Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by KarinaSlim(f): 2:46pm On Feb 01
It's becos of these cheating that's why some men can't have a stable marriage till date.

For some, different wives have left them. Even with children.

Most men think they can cheat in marriage and as far as they have a child with the wife, she won't leave becos of the children.

Wake up darling. This is 2024.

Children or no children. She will leave you.

Some will even leave u and drop the children for u to take care of.

Dont play.
Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by KarinaSlim(f): 2:30pm On Feb 01
Me: Stop cheating Mr Man.

Mr Man: When I marry, I will stop cheating.

Me: 👇

Romance / Re: Straight Talk: Just For Men : Advice Women On Anything by KarinaSlim(f): 2:59pm On Jan 31
My own advice is for cheating men.

Continue cheating.

Always remember that two can play that game.

And for those who are married yet still go about cheating on their wives, take this from me, ur wife knows.

Because she is not saying a word to u about it doesn't mean she is stupid. Alot is going on in her heart. If u like say she is the church type, nothing will happen. I laugh in French.

She will smile at you and pretend as if nothing is happening. She is keeping your receipts in her heart.

Like they say...

Hell has no fury like woman scorned

And if u continue as a serial cheat, believe me, u will end up alone in life cos no woman will stay with a cheating partner.

Thank God I'm still single.
Sports / Re: Osimhen Taken In For Random Dope Test After Cameroun Game by KarinaSlim(f): 11:05pm On Jan 28
Hmmmm...

I want to be a Footballer.

I heard they have money.

When I was in Primary school, I used to play football but my teacher did not always pick me to represent our school.

She used to pick one other girl named Doris.

She said because I was always falling down.

Shortly after I entered University, I met Doris in school. She is now a sportswoman.

Doris was admiring me that am now beautiful.

Maybe she has started making money by now through sports.

Who knows undecided
Sports / Re: Egypt Vs DR Congo: AFCON 2023 Round of 16 (7 - 8)pens On 28th January 2024 by KarinaSlim(f): 9:25pm On Jan 28
What is he holding?

Romance / Re: Don't Marry Out Of Sympathy Or Pity. Marriage Is Not A Compensation Plan. by KarinaSlim(f): 12:53pm On Jan 25
My friend is about marry out of pity.

It is well.

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Family / Re: If Your Grandma Slaps Your Mum In Your Presence What Will You Do? by KarinaSlim(f): 8:05pm On Jan 24
If my grandmama dey alive ehn, na me go encourage am make she even give my mama hot slap because my mama need the slap.

This is because e get some kain things wey my mama dey do sometimes wey dey vex me angry

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Family / Re: Men/guys Plz Stop Encouraging/producing Baby Mamas by KarinaSlim(f): 8:01pm On Jan 24
I can never be a baby mama

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Family / Re: How Do I Calculate My Prepaid Meter by KarinaSlim(f): 6:56pm On Jan 23
lexyclasy:
Is you i want swallow o

Ashawo dey ya eye.
Family / Re: How Do I Calculate My Prepaid Meter by KarinaSlim(f): 12:42pm On Jan 23
Swallow the Prepaid meter.
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Runs Mad After He Broke Some Rules Of His "Baba" (pics/video) by KarinaSlim(f): 4:25pm On Jan 16
Who says he was a Yahoo Boy?
Who says he broke his baba's rule?

Okay it seems this poster is his boyfriend to know all these.
Family / Re: Would You Marry A Man Who Was Perfect For You, But His Family Did Not Like You? by KarinaSlim(f): 1:17pm On Jan 16
wis3:
Women will marry anything so long as he has money.

Lies from the pit of hell.

Any woman who marries u just for money does not love you in this world.

Just take that from me.
Family / Re: Would You Marry A Man Who Was Perfect For You, But His Family Did Not Like You? by KarinaSlim(f): 1:11pm On Jan 16
Hello single ladies, quick question

Please can u marry someone who said he is 50yrs old.

Asking for a friend.

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