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codedgalaxy:
Nlanders pls a quick question.
My guy straffed one "ent" yesterday.
He told me that normally the babe was sweet, but his concern now, is that during sex there were milky stuffs like "garri" coming out of her vj.
Pls what is this, is it okay?
and has anyone experiensed this before?

What is this world turning into for heavens sake?

Fornication everywhere.
Sin everywhere.
You no longer have the fear of God anymore.
Yet you pray and want your prayers to be answered.

The comments on this thread is the most hilarious I have read ever since I joined Nairaland.

I'm glad I used the money my mum gave me for my M.Sc to buy Data.

Expanse2020:
the kind of body am seeing in you mehn the body count will be in thousands

Thanks for the compliment dear. I like it when people like you misjudge me. I'm used to it now.

It goes to show the level at which we attribute promiscuity with looks and how men like you whom have "so useless" their body dishonoring God see the world through their own body counts.

Just so u know, I'm still a Virgin and I'm so proud of it.

A decision I took when I was just 12 years old.

Best decision of my life.

All thanks to God.

Yeah I know, people like u can never understand these things.

Some men don't even know their body count becos it's uncountable yet they want to marry virgin girls.

Na wetin go soon cause my neighbors divorce.

Baba talk say say him wife p*ssy do too wide.

Dem just marry 2 month's ago.

How come?

Mama talk say she do leg work for 10 years but her husband no holy pass.

She talk say baba be community d*ck both home and abroad.

People wey e don do am with she sabi dem.

E even get 2 pikin outside.

Baba don turn born again now.

Mama don turn born again too.

Dem wan divorce but baba no fit.

How born again Baba go divorce?

Baba go live with him wide pussy for house like that.

Forever is really a very looonng time.

I just they look dem since morning dey laugh

This my compound na pure cruise

But didn't Tinubu say he will provide jobs during his manifesto?

This is exactly how my wedding gown will be.

Except with a little style to it.

And yes...I must be on full makeup. Yes.

What is this word turning into?

350K?

That's much.

When I was in Unilag, Hostel was 25K.

The hottest and most beautiful female hostel was Moremi Hall.

While Makama Hall is for ugly girls

Who wants to join me for midnight prayers?

Before I forget, If u are a man here and you are always having sex in the dream, you have a spirit wife. Starts prayers immediately.

kkins25:
Please where can I find spirit wife? Konji wan finish me!

May a big breasted spirit wife fall on you.

Spirit what?

And u believe that?

Where is the Power of Satan when God is there?

The bible says they that know their God shall be strong and do exploits.

God has given you power over every demonic spirit.

Ask for the HOLYSPIRIT to dwell in you today.

Let me now see how any stupid spirit wants to come near you.

Obi...u sure say u get sense like this?

Men and STI's are like 5 and 6

surefx:
Hi everyone,

I never knew Roosters could be extremely noisy. My Neighbour recently started raising some and lately those things have been disturbing like crazy. They start crowing around 3am and I am unable to sleep anymore.

I tried to discuss with him but he didn't see anything wrong with them. Took the matter to the Ministry of Environment in Oyo state but nothing was done.

Moving out is not an option as it's my house.

I don't know what to do. Please help. Those things are tormenting my life...

It's Local Government that handles issues like this in Lagos state not Ministry of Environment. Those ones no get time.

Go to your Local Government.
They have Environment department.
They are the ones to come and caution him.
When they come, they will quote state government laws for him and bill him 500K or he should stop rearing such.

You will see how the case would be over.

Local Government officials are hungry, na that kain case dem dey find make dem chop.
When dey come sef, they will start looking for other faults in his house.

If the front of his house is dirty, na another wahala. If his dustbin outside his house is scattered all over the ground, double wahala.

Na him go com dey beg. Las las, e must settle dem or else dem go carry the case go State Government (Ministry). Na there the wahala go com dey.

Lady with class.

Good job.

She knows her worth.

I'm just coming online and I'm seeing this. Funny enough, I was just thinking of the same thing few minutes before coming here. I was like the world has totally spoilt. All what people think about is just Sex...sex....sex. What is going on? The Devil is truly the Prince of the World.

No wonder God quickly selected those that will go to heaven even before the creation of the world. It's called Predestination and they are the Predestined.

This world is so PERVERTED and I'm glad the Predestined ones have already been selected. The rest can go to hell. Am sure God already knew how things would turn out today. God did a good job by doing that. I'm sure if I was God, I will do the same.

You see man having sex here and there all over the place with different girls yet he will be condemning another man who was caught having sex with another man. In my mind, I'm like oga the two of you are the same. Sex is sex. What is the difference? Sinner calling sinner "sinner" for sinning differently.

The only reason I used the word "caught" is becos the country u live in labels it as a crime. Same way someone who was "caught" stealing is labeled as someone who has committed a crime. But hey, ur Politicians are stealing your destinies everyday. Have u caught them? Story for another day.

Travel to advanced countries like USA, UK, Canada, two guys will kiss right in your front and there is nothing you are going to do about it. Infact, if u try nonsense, they will make u go to jail for infringement on their rights.

I am just tired. You men sin and sin dirty yet are first to cast the first stone. You men are already candidates of Hell. You don't need registration whatsoever. Your reputation precedes you.

Ask yourself, If u were God, will u admit yourself the way you are putting im to account all you have been doing into the Holy of Holies...Heaven? I don't think so.

Hmmm...

You see that your number 12. I love that part.

Thank God am still a Virgin.

May God help me to marry a Virgin too because all these men we see around have dirtied themselves both in and out. Not to mention the disease majority are carrying. The badluck that is following majority now ehn cannot be comprehended.

I can not marry and start suffering spiritually for what I don't know about.

May God just help me.

Ok

Let me not talk.

casualobserver:
2 things will happen. She will end up single and being passed from one man to another and any man she meets will also cheat.

Her husband will find another woman easily and live happily ever after while she wallows in Misery.

Men are polygamous by nature. That the white man came and did otherwise does not change that. Good Men are scarce. No man wants a woman who already has children.

Let me correct 2 things u stated.
1) She will NEVER end up Single dear. She will still get married to someone better.

2) As for the husband, he will find it very difficult to stay married in life. Why? becos women will keep coming and leaving after discovering his adulterous nature.

His Parents and family will also know that the reason he can't keep a wife is becos of his philandering nature so they will know the fault is from him anytime a woman leaves. After all, the first woman left for same reason.

Even if they can't tell him his truth to his face. They will say it behind him. So he will remain alone in life.

Like u said, Men are Polygamous in nature.

My senior cousin caught her husband cheating on her. Till date the husband doesn't know she knows. This man loves this my cousin like crazy. It shows. They married 2 years ago.

She told me that she will be walking out of the marriage by the end of the year (31st of December). The man doesn't know yet.

He still lives life thinking they will leave together forever.
She calls me for advice.
Me wey never marry, na me dey advice married woman.
I am thinking of telling her to go-ahead with the divorce becos she is bitter and it's telling on her.

She is as beautiful as me and so she will marry again.

But that her husband no try.

I'm thinking of telling her to call a big family meeting during Christmas period. Call his old father and mother to the house and some siblings. Cook delicious food. When everybody finishes eating, she should then drop the big news on their faces with receipts of their son's affairs before she leaves. Let them see the son they raised.

What do u think?

Matured minds




Modified
Thank you so much for your inputs. I appreciate. Funny enough. I have gotten the answers I needed from ur comments
So we have decided on what to do.
She will go ahead with my ADVICE above. It is the best for now for her happiness and joy. Life is too short to live in an unhappy marriage becos of an adulterous spouse.
Thanks once again.

I'm out.

D...Eggs and Plaintain.

Eggs are good for my body.

If u know u know

I heard Messi can not speak English.

Is it true?

aylive02:
. I just went through your profile and saw you are a strong supporter of Tinubu. Imagine getting 12.5k monthly and using all your energy to support a thief, forger, and killer. Who cares if you sapa-ry finishes? Send a text to Tinubu, he will credit you. So you have been jumping on threads countering people who blames Tinubu's government for hardship on an empty stomach? Shame on you bro.

Are u serious?

Is he really a strong supporter of Tinubu?

This is the reason why people need to Japa by all means.

Someone said if u are abroad without education, u can still be earning money to sustain yourself monthly doing some blue or brown collar jobs cos they dont pay below minimum wage

Unlike Nigeria where they pay u anything anyhow.

Grit2943:
This should be under crime section and not career section.

Some employers are very heartless.
#12,850 for a whole month.

Op please seek for another job.

Funny

In 2009, my salary was 5K per month as a Primary School Teacher in Lagos.

I was frustrated that year

Sorry

This is sad.

How will u cope?

November still far o

Josephine Igbokwe rest

euwajeh:
Still available

What is happening?

Uptil now you are still searching for just Front Desk? You can't tell me u haven't gotten some good applications by now. Even those that have Customer Service experience can do this job.

My advice, go through some applications you have and hire one person. Don't let the location of the applicant be a barrier. If u can offer the candidate Accomodation since it's a hotel to cut transport cost and ease stress, offer the applicant. You will find a candidate that will take your offer.

This is serious

Juanmike:
Do you love him?

I will ask her your question anytime she comes visiting.

Looking at this chewing gum, my teeth is already paining me.