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I love this... I wish I can do something like this.

But it should be under the Christmas tree with the love of my life when I find the one.

A lady in my church was talking to me two Sundays ago and was like she wants to introduce me to her brother who is in USA so we can be friends. And maybe from there, we can even get married and I will travel to USA too with him.

My mother was there and she just started smiling her mumu smile. Next thing she said "Oya Karina, give her ur number fast. So she can connect you to her brother".

As I just heard USA, I had to lie to the sister that I wasn't ready for any relationship now.

I'm focusing on my studies.

Na lie oo..

I just used that to end the conversation.

Bottom line.

Not every lady is so freaked out or excited about travelling to USA,UK, Canada or any abroad for that matter just so u all know.

Some of us love our great Nigeria.

Especially now that some ladies are sponsoring themselves abroad these days like breeze.

No lady is relying on an "abroad husband" again.

Thank God for Study Visa that has come to save our lives.

adeheritage:
Sorry people,

This narrative may be a scam snare.

It's best you don't say anything especially when you don't know anything about those u meet online.

This guy has connected people from Nairaland who needs their transcript from Unilag to the person that helped him and they have gotten theirs.

So please, stop spoiling innocents people's names online. Okay.

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Yeah...

The Future Is FEMALE

I need a big founder to appoint me as his new CEO of his Company

Who says anything about staging a wedding?

I don't even like weddings.

If at all I will do wedding, guests will not be more than 5.

Stop Discrimination.

But try to loose the extra weight if not for anything but atleast for health reasons.

It will pay you in future.

I'm glad I have a flat tommy.

I even have a flat tommy more than some guys sef.

obaidan:
Hakimi planned the divorce, but he wasn't the one that filed for divorce. Make it make sense. Man must always take the fall.
Tell me one reason why what Hakimi did is not good.
Hakimi is all shades of right ma. He anticipated her plan, a divorce and a ploy to whisk his wealth from him...he did really well.

I understand where u are coming from and everything still boils down to trust issues.
Yes...she could have filed for divorce without requesting for anything. Do some women do that? Yes.
What Hakimi and most Rich Men (emphasis on RICH) should do inorder to avoid such is this.
Before marriage, let the lady know that if the marriage goes south in future, she would not be getting anything atall from him.
I think they call it "Signing A Pre-nuptial Agreement" these days.
That way, she would make a decision either to marry him or not.

Hakimi too would use that as a yardstick to know if the lady truly loves him for him or just marrying him for his money.

The lady too seeing such agreement will check herself and if she goes ahead with the marriage, she knows she is going with nothing at the end if the marriage goes south.

And most women who TRULY loves the men will still go ahead with the marriage just to show you that your wealth means nothing to them.

My 2 cents.

But normally, what Hakimi did is not good.

He shouldn't have put his property in his mother's name.

That means he planned for divorce right from the beginning.

Men and trust issues.

I hope say this drama get Part 2.

Let me go and off my bathroom tap. The water is wasting.

Still coming back

samuelson06:
But before entering a swimming pool or any body of water, train yourself on holding your breathe for at least twenty minutes without struggling. You can do that by dipping your head into a big bowl of water and keeping it there. Bit by bit and you'll get to twenty or even thirty minutes. Once this is done, you can get into a swimming pool that you can stand with some balance with your head above the water. Start swimming with a life jacket and when you've improved, you can drop it. Give yourself to the water and use your hand to pull through.

You are such a darling.
Thank you so much for this advice.

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FalseProphet1:
1. Prophetic skills. That is ability to see into the spirit realm and retrieve information about people and bring back to the physical realm.

2. Ringing bells. Many people don't know this but you need skills to ring bells, whenever I'm ringing my bell in my spiritual center, there would be commotion in the kingdom of darkness. One lady that was delivered from marine bondage one told me that Satan himself complained that he usually have headaches whenever I'm ringing my bell.

3. Shouting. I have a skill in shouting. I can shout all night and my voice would not crack, some people don't have that kind of strength. But as a prophet who has communed with the spirits I have the strength to shout for 12 hours non stop. It's a skill I'm willing to teach Nairalanders. I'll open an Instagram page and tag it 12 hours of non stop shouting, we would shout and bring down the walls of Nigeria.

4. Raising money. As a prophet, I can tell you comfortably that of you have this skill you will never be poor. Many pastors usually invite me to raise funds in their Church. And the skill comes with lots and lots of packages.

5. Casting out demons. I stopped using this skill after one demon ate the last beans in my kitchen and I starved that night. I casted out the demon in a crusade and the demon went to my house and warmed the last beans I had and ate it with soaked garri. I nearly died of hunger that night cos I was fasting.

I have many other skills that time wouldn't permit me to mention.

This I have seen.

You are so funny. I laughed at your number 3.

Swimming is truly a life skill

I want to learn how to swim.

Baby love

Price you pay for deflowering a girl child.

You have unleached her wild side.

Your cup of tea.

But wait o,

All of u that go about deflowering girls, sleeping around, doing boyfriend and girlfriend, dating, doing relationship.

Don't u get scared of contacting sexually transmitted diseases such as the deadly HIV

Ask her parents first

But on a serious note, this is funny.

This is a Spiritual Problem.

A Marine Spirit in form of a Prostitute in human form have tied your destiny and entire life inside her pussy that you can not do anything productive in life without thinking of having sex with a Prostitute.

Believe me when I say so.

No hope for you again.

Gamesmart:
You are a pure illiterate!

A Bitter Soul Spotted.
Get Healing ASAP.
Okay.

That was how my friend did not ask question to the guy she married until she married him and kept on having series of miscarriages
that almost took her life if not for the mercy of God.

Until the word of prophecy came to her that her husband was behind everything happening to her due to his ugly and terrible past of raping girls, crime, cultism in school and after, thuggery and life of philandering (fornication).

My sister use night to run after the husband confirmed it infront of the Pastor who forced him to but it was too late.

7 years wasted in marriage already. Thank God she didn't loose her womb due to those miscarriages.

Ladies, ask questions. Some will want to deny. If they do, Just tell God to reveal his past to you and see. You will watch it like film.

Right from my Primary school, they have been teaching us french in class up till JSS3.

If I had taken it serious, I know the language would have taken me far.

Maybe by now, I would be in Paris.

The only thing I can say is "Bonjour Le Francais"

Warri people...hmmm.

27 times in a day?....Jeez!!!!
27 times 7 days equals 189.
That means 189 times in a week.

In a month is
189 times 4 weeks equals 756.
756 times in a month.

In a year is
756 times 12 months equal 9072
9072 times in a year.

That means in a year, your boyfriend sleeps with you for 9,072 times. Blood!!!

When you and that your boyfriend marry now, you will carry BADLUCK and give your innocent spouse who knew nothing about your past.

This lady and her boyfriend needs DELIVERANCE from the spirit of Fornication
Then after that, the both of them should accept our Lord Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Saviour.

If not....

That's why so many innocent girls now are suffering in marriage. Their husbands that have sold his destiny to fornication during his past life have carried BADLUCK put on their innocent wives who kept themselves.

Some of them now, after marrying, they starts suffering. Some will have all the money in the world (husband money) but no joy atall in marriage. Some are married but living single. But to the outside world, people think the are married not knowing what is really going on.

We single ones are even better and happier than them. More reason why, divorce is inevitable. Some don't even know why they are divorcing, they just want to run out of the marriage due to bad energies. BADLUCK!!!

Hmmm...thank God am still a virgin.

His Cat

Beauty with Brains. Just like me.

Congrats girl.

It is called a Squirrel

You try this on our wedding day, I will just walk out.

How much is the product?

Old Politicians and UK are like old men in Nigeria and their village.

Okiemute101:
You be slim girl with abundant hip?

Oh yes darling.
I'm slim and my middle name is "abundance". If u know what I mean.

Hmmm...

What I have naturally in full abundance.

Pls ladies, be confident with what u have.

Everything is Self Esteem. Give urself good judgement about yourself regardless of what u have. Please.

I don't want to talk too much cos if I talk, some people will be looking at me with one kain eye.

Is this the Chude that was detained?
Hmmm....

Let me not say what's on my mind.

Anyways, Let me go and have my bath and sleep.

Who wants to join me?

Their accent sounds American.