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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 3:00pm On Mar 06, 2022
TrebleChamp:
No need at bolded, Perriera is coming back from loan grin..
Pier what!?

Only if he his coming back to be a model.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 2:59pm On Mar 06, 2022
Oasis007:
grin

Like we gonna miss Bruno if he indeed leaves the Club. What did we achieve with him? Absolutely nothing.

Put him on the Market, maybe only Newcastle will bid for him.
Stop talking with sentiments.

A lot of big clubs would bid for Bruno.
Politics › Re: Oh Nigeria..how The Great Has Fallen. My Experience With Two Homeless Children by Karleb(m): 2:33pm On Mar 06, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
2 children are not easy to train in Nigeria today. Unlike in the west, children are not independent in Nigeria till their late 20s and early 30s. That's responsibility for at least 25 years and with inflation, the Naira is useless. Prices of food and other items are through the roof. You cant train 2 kids with 90k. Even one child its very difficult. Impossible sef. The child will suffer greatly and regret his/her existence.
Baba! Keep preaching o.

To live a bit above the poverty line as an adult, you need at least 60k monthly.

With a wife and a kid, nothing less than 120k.

Anything less than that is going into poverty. If you can't afford at least two solid meals in a day, you're poor. It may not be abject poverty, but it's still poverty.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chinese TV Will Not Show Premier League Games Because Of Support For Ukraine by Karleb(m): 10:43am On Mar 06, 2022
Not good o. China pays the bill.
Business › Re: Someone Mistakenly Credited My Account With A Huge Sum by Karleb(m): 7:51pm On Mar 05, 2022
Nairalandhotboy:
grin in 2018 I got credited 55k from nowhere. I withdrew it immediately and kept the money in another account. After few months and no show. I spent it abeg. I still dey street that time. Till today nothing.


I no talk say make u do like me o. But Kala
Ru'oju pa (zehh)
Le oju pa (zehh)
Ma rerin (zehh)
Kala (zehh)
Daju (zehh)

grin
Romance › Re: A Horse Mounts A Female Police Officer While Conducting A Traffic Stop in Canada by Karleb(m): 3:25pm On Mar 05, 2022
drnoel:
U let just the video make Up your mind about a situation which is wrong. I never claimed or made any statement that said that such scenery ain't possible.
Canadian police don't molest their animals and they won't buy animals that have such experience.
What U saw in the video is a natural occurrence.
Women ovulating release pheromones that any animal can smell and any male animal would get aroused by it. There was nothing more of interest in the video.
It's not natural.

How did you know the horse has never been molested?

Women ride horses everyday all over the world, why then are they not getting molested by horses everyday?
Romance › Re: People Disrespect Me Because Of my Small Stature. by Karleb(m): 2:58pm On Mar 05, 2022
Goodmarlian:
You say?

Make I slap fadeyi ghetto girl make area boys wey dey Bleep her treat my fuckup abi?
thanks for the advice.. grin grin I no follow.
You dey fear joor.

We dey change am for conductor if they wan mess up, how much a POS girl.

If you right, no dey gree.
Romance › Re: People Disrespect Me Because Of my Small Stature. by Karleb(m): 2:55pm On Mar 05, 2022
KiNg0G:
they don't disrespect you because of your smaller statue.... they disrespect you because you don't act your age.

am skinny... not too tall... with a babyface.
but the way I dress and the way I talk.
all those small boys them know say they nor be my age fah.

so act and behave mature....statue doesn't buy respect..
but the way they perceive you to be , from afar does.
Baba, leave that thing.

In your area, people respect you because they know you ain't a kid. When one younger person respects you, the rest will probably follow suit but in a strange environment, you will have to prove that you are not a kid.
Romance › Re: What's That One Special Thing That Makes You Happy. by Karleb(m): 2:48pm On Mar 05, 2022
When my work is appreciated, in kind and cash. Nothing beats that for me.
Romance › Re: A Horse Mounts A Female Police Officer While Conducting A Traffic Stop in Canada by Karleb(m): 2:46pm On Mar 05, 2022
drnoel:
Still doesn't make it true.
Doesn't mean U come blazing with insults either.
Nothing true about what U said, it's a lie
It's not unbelievable.

Some IG models travel to Saudi, Dubai to have sex with camels for huge amount.

Horses are not sexually hostile to people by nature. This horse might have an experience.
Health › Re: What Can He Use For This Skin Problem? (Photo) by Karleb(m): 1:16pm On Mar 05, 2022
Nansense!
Programming › Re: Please How Did You Solve Your Power Need Without Use Of Generator by Karleb(m): 9:03am On Mar 05, 2022
LikeAking:
Change enviroment to where light dey constant. In every state they have areas where they enjoy at least 15 hours light a day. Do the needfull ASAP.
Honestly, this is the best advice.

There are people who enjoy constant power, fast internet, good road in their neighborhood and security in this same Nigeria.

All you need do is find that the area and relocate. It will save you a lot of headaches and heartaches.
Health › Re: Please Help! I Forget Things Easily, Do I Have A Medical Condition? by Karleb(m): 5:06pm On Mar 04, 2022
Whatever you do, don't let anyone make you believe it's normal. It's not. Seek the help of the professionals.
Travel › Re: FG To Give $100 Each To Ukraine Returnees by Karleb(m): 9:00am On Mar 04, 2022
Let's see how long the #50k will last for their hands.
Travel › Re: Ukrainian Embassy Says Nigerian Volunteer Fighters To Pay $1000 For Visa, Ticket by Karleb(m): 8:52am On Mar 04, 2022
To them, that's a very small money.

It's still a small money tho.
Programming › Re: Is Python A Good Language For Backend Web Development by Karleb(m): 6:53pm On Mar 03, 2022
debbie:
This is totally false. You don't know python that much to understand that you use Django for it. I have built several web application
from ecommerce,to real estate and online learning portal backend using Python Django and MySQL or postgresql.
You have time sha.
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Lyrics Motivates Or Inspires You Daily? by Karleb(m): 5:02pm On Mar 03, 2022
Could have been me - the structs
Politics › Re: Better To Fight For Ukriane Than Remain In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 1:57pm On Mar 03, 2022
Some of us love this country sha and wants it to work but when some other people derive pleasure in spoiling anything and everything then you have to grab any suitable opportunity of getting out for them, if it will work for you.
Politics › Re: Better To Fight For Ukriane Than Remain In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 1:44pm On Mar 03, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
Are you a Nigerian soldier?

I am certain you are not.

And do you know yet what weapons they will give you when you get to Ukraine?

What if they use you as a fodder to play an emotional game.

They might feed you to the Russian soldiers?

My brother, better use your head.

War is not child's play even if you have the best military gadgets at your disposal.

Go and read about PTSD and retired soldiers.

The horror of war is the same everywhere, perhaps even worse in a conflict involving two highly mobile militaries.
You must know me personally to know I'm not a Nigerian solider.

Are Nigerian generals not feeding their soldiers to Boko Haram?

It's better to fight a foreign war that has better and guaranteed incentives than to waste your life fighting for your family where your take home cannot take you home.

Death could happen. That's one of the hazards of the job.

You must think every country is as corrupt as Nigeria.

Baba, rest!
Family › Re: My Younger Sister Has This Entitlement Mentality. Help I'm Scared For Her. by Karleb(m): 12:43pm On Mar 03, 2022
If I were you, my focus would be on the boy.

If the girl wants to b a slay queen after much advice, then let her be. At her age some people are already graduates fending for themselves legally, women o.

Spoil that your brother. At 18, I was struggling with keyboard, if he is already making money with it then he is going places. His future is bright!
Politics › Re: Better To Fight For Ukriane Than Remain In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 12:12pm On Mar 03, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
Do you think fighting in a war is the same as riding jangilova?

Some of you will run at the sound of a burst tyre, not to mention bomb explosion.

Do you know how many retired servicemen suffer from PTSD?

No be Hollywood movie dem dey shoot for Ukraine o.

Better exercise caution.
Fighting that war is better than facing boko haram as a Nigerian solider with pistols.
Politics › Re: Better To Fight For Ukriane Than Remain In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 12:08pm On Mar 03, 2022
E be like say you dey my mind.

Imagine going to Ukraine to fight, then dress like a woman, claiming transgender and requesting to be addressed as a she? grin

Obviously, those Russian solider are not going for the kill, If you are not a threat to them they might probably not go all out on you.

Or you gather your Nigerian morale and fight to you either win, get killed or surrender and if you get lucky, you become a citizen or japa to other European countries.

Better than this Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: Muammar Gaddafi’s Prophecies Before His Death by Karleb(m): 7:04am On Mar 03, 2022
The question that should be asked his, why did Libyans rebelled against Gaddafi?

Why was Gaddafi not diplomatic enough to contain the situation?

What US-NATO was wrong, no questioning but those questions deserve truthful answers
Family › Re: What Do You Think. Is It Right Or Wrong ? by Karleb(m): 6:20am On Mar 03, 2022
Wrong.

Kids are a part of the family. They are simpling doing their duty.

Who pays the parent for taking care of their children? No one!
Family › Re: It’s Satanic For Wives To Demand Money From Husbands Before Sex - Livinus Okeke by Karleb(m): 9:18pm On Mar 02, 2022
adefitim:
Shey na only noticed sey Sex con Dey trend pass anything these days or na me no allign well?
Bros, you align well well. In fact, you over align.

Sex dey trend.
Christianity Etc › Re: My First Time Attending Celestial Church Or Christ (CCC) by Karleb(m): 4:36pm On Mar 02, 2022
Bobbyjay001:
Thanks for the compliment bro. We like good music like kilode. CCC brought good music with sophisticated musical instruments to Christianity. Our instrumentalists trained most of the present instrumentalists. We rock good music!!!
You people can actually sing.

But you sing more of yoruba and yoruba styles, you hardly consider any non-yoruba member. No fair!
NYSC › Re: Ondo Corpers Doze Off During Anti-corruption Lecture At Orientation Camp (Pics) by Karleb(m): 4:18pm On Mar 02, 2022
triple996:
It's in us
These are d same youths that will insult buhari and tinubu 4 sleeping during meetings saying "we need a youth" we'll see d youths now undecided
You probably never attended saed lectures
Business › Re: My Bank Just Overpaid Me By 32k by Karleb(m): 4:11pm On Mar 02, 2022
People here are funny.

Eventually, the cashier would be responsible for the payment not the bank.

You did the right thing.
Romance › Re: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by Karleb(m): 12:29pm On Mar 02, 2022
Pascopele:
But illegal in Most christian church in Nigeria
Not allowed. But not a crime.
Romance › Re: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by Karleb(m): 12:25pm On Mar 02, 2022
Polygamy is legal in Nigeria
Romance › Re: Why Most Funny Guys Are Uglee... by Karleb(m): 12:19pm On Mar 02, 2022
Haakeem:
shat up! men's do nt envy another man because of him being handsome.

Na women we be?... I have'nt see or heard any.

What men envy from another guy is his money and the respect given to him.
Actually, men get jealous of other men for being handsome. It's not common tho.

But see that guy you quoted, I think he is only being mischievous.

You can't be ugly and not rich and also not be jovial or funny, I mean, how would you attract women? undecided lipsrsealed

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